You ever watch ESPN and just, you know, MARVEL at how awesome it is?

Take, for instance, the 30 seconds of "1st and 10" I saw today, where I turned it on just as Skippy "next to be captured on 'Reaper'" Bayless and Jalen Rose (what the.....?) picked the Eagles/Seahawks game. Now, I could care less about whether either of these asses pick the Hawks. Seriously, because calling Jalen Rose an expert on anything other than underachievement in the game of basketball, and towel-waving for the Suns last year, is a stretch.

No, what was awesome was WHY Jalen Rose picked Seattle to lose by 17 points. I wish I could find the transcript of this, because part of me feels like I dreamed it, but he actually said that it would be hard for the Hawks to lose with both Shaun and Hasselbeck out of the game. This was agreed with by Skippy. And this immediately caused me to get online, go here, go to ESPN.com, go to the Seattle Times, and see what the HELL they were talking about.

Let it be known that I immediately switched the station, choosing to instead watch the DVR'd "Battlestar: Galactica RAZOR", which was much more awesome (yeah grammar!) than ESPN.