12 Seahawks Street: The Un-journalists

by John Morgan on Sep 20, 2007 5:25 PM PDT

Still don't know what unjournalist means, I guess if me and Mike Sando were to ever come into contact we'd both instantaneously vanish. This is a "roundtable" in which I'm the only one foolish enough to show my face or use my real name. I guess I still just don't understand how these internets work. Anyway, they asked me to be funny--which is funny, because all my writing used to be funny, but now I'm doing analysis and think maybe I forgot how to be funny. Lots of flip remarks peppered with pop culture references, right? Or is that old. Should I have acted like a dick and referenced Anchor Man? Talked in the third person? Rehash a Lenny Bruce bit? Ape McSweeney's? Anyway, that's my mug sitting beside all the perplexing and moderately offensive comments. I look surprised and vaguely peeved--I took the picture myself.

Enjoy.

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Hahaha nice

You should just always end each sentence with "I am Mclovin"

V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 20, 2007 5:33 PM PDT reply actions

Big loser admission:

I have yet to see that movie.

by John Morgan on Sep 20, 2007 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Uhhhhhhh I thought that was part of filling out an

http://www.tv-links.co.uk/listings/4/7428

Anyone wanna play WoW?

by Christian on Sep 21, 2007 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions

by niko on Sep 20, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

Excellent work.

Imagine for a moment--you are a defensive back with the Seattle Seahawks. On Sunday, you will be covering Chad Johnson. Tell me how it's going to go.
Morgan: Like a trip to the bar with Ray Lewis: Long, deadly and ending in an acquittal.

I knew I was leaving this blog in good hands.

--Shrug

by Shrug on Sep 21, 2007 12:18 AM PDT reply actions

nice

I only read what John had to say, good stuff.

Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Sep 21, 2007 11:14 AM PDT reply actions

Albany Hawker is a funny guy for sure, but I

prefer your analysis with humor; the pop culture references being kept to a minimum. I read some of the posts and comments on his blog and felt like I needed to take a shower afterwards.

by Harrison @ Field Gulls on Sep 21, 2007 3:26 PM PDT reply actions