I got a problem...

by Chris Hansen on Jan 24, 2008 4:19 PM PST

NBC has ran out chairs for my show,so if anyone has extras please notify me

Regards,

The Chris Hansen

Without the Chairs the show will not go on...

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I don't understand you.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 24, 2008 4:41 PM PST reply actions

I have a problem, too

I don't have enough drugs to get as high as you!

;-)

by jimmimoose on Jan 24, 2008 4:44 PM PST reply actions

anyone?

Have chairs, is that so hard to ask?

I'm the real Chris Hansen please sit down...

by Chris Hansen on Jan 24, 2008 6:36 PM PST reply actions

so, you're asking bloggers you've never met, from a website supporting a team across the country from where you're based, if they have any chairs to spare for your television program. and you asked all of this with a confusing typo included in your single-line diary post. how silly of me, why didn't i understand what this was about before?

i'm calling coach owens on this one. but only with a cheerful and bemused demeanor.

by jimmimoose on Jan 24, 2008 6:56 PM PST up reply actions

This is to clever for Coach Owens

V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 24, 2008 7:00 PM PST up reply actions

I'll go with Seattle Sucks

V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 24, 2008 7:00 PM PST up reply actions

I had that thought, too

But then it occurred to me that Seattle Sucks is usually a little craftier in his execution. I give him more credit than to continually insist, "I AM THE REAL CHRIS HANSEN!! PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!!1!"

by jimmimoose on Jan 24, 2008 7:02 PM PST up reply actions

I'm also

Chuck Norris, Mike Huckabee 08 for President!

I'm the real Chris Hansen please sit down...

by Chris Hansen on Jan 24, 2008 7:39 PM PST up reply actions

thanks for the props moose

it ain't me. please believe me

...attempts to find away to prove chris hansen isn't me...........

can't prove it, but it isn't me.

...and i don't type that shitty (like coach. . .)

Packers: 42, 'Hawks: 20 told ya.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 24, 2008 8:00 PM PST up reply actions

no worries, ss

i believe ya! besides, 'tis all in good fun!

by jimmimoose on Jan 24, 2008 8:07 PM PST up reply actions

Psssh.

At least I use correct capitalization.

"I think we know who the 'Hawks true rival is"-John Morgan

by Coach Owens on Jan 24, 2008 9:36 PM PST up reply actions

but my lack of capitalization is consistent

and something you can deal with.

shitty typing is a different story.....is chris hansen you coach?

Packers: 42, 'Hawks: 20 told ya.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 25, 2008 4:58 AM PST up reply actions

No.

And by the way, half the time I don't know what the heck you're talking about.

"I think we know who the 'Hawks true rival is"-John Morgan

by Coach Owens on Jan 25, 2008 7:45 AM PST up reply actions

i'm with seattlesucks on this one

every once in a while i write a professional email or letter or somesuch, and then i find myself typing in caps for a little while. but i've always felt that the utilization of capital letters is unnecessary and rather arbitrary (as evidenced by other languages, where there might be no capital letters (arabic) or where every noun might receive a capital (german)).

i also have never understood the resistance to using prepositions at the end of sentences. since syntax is so unimportant in english, i find it odd that people would worry about it so greatly in that one particular case. i'm not incapable of self-editing to fix any errors in that department, i just don't see a reason.

language is bendy! let's play!

by jimmimoose on Jan 25, 2008 8:34 AM PST up reply actions