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I got a problem...

NBC has ran out chairs for my show,so if anyone has extras please notify me

Regards,

The Chris Hansen

Star-divide

  Without the Chairs the show will not go on...

A place to bury strangers.

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I don't understand you.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Jan 24, 2008 4:41 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I have a problem, too
I don't have enough drugs to get as high as you!  

;-)

by jimmimoose on Jan 24, 2008 4:44 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

anyone?
Have chairs, is that so hard to ask?
I'm the real Chris Hansen please sit down...

by Chris Hansen on Jan 24, 2008 6:36 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

i see
so, you're asking bloggers you've never met, from a website supporting a team across the country from where you're based, if they have any chairs to spare for your television program.  and you asked all of this with a confusing typo included in your single-line diary post.  how silly of me, why didn't i understand what this was about before?  

i'm calling coach owens on this one.  but only with a cheerful and bemused demeanor.  

by jimmimoose on Jan 24, 2008 6:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is to clever for Coach Owens
V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 24, 2008 7:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll go with Seattle Sucks
V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 24, 2008 7:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I had that thought, too
But then it occurred to me that Seattle Sucks is usually a little craftier in his execution.  I give him more credit than to continually insist, "I AM THE REAL CHRIS HANSEN!!  PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!!1!"

by jimmimoose on Jan 24, 2008 7:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm also
Chuck Norris, Mike Huckabee 08 for President!
I'm the real Chris Hansen please sit down...

by Chris Hansen on Jan 24, 2008 7:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for the props moose
it ain't me. please believe me

...attempts to find away to prove chris hansen isn't me...........

can't prove it, but it isn't me.

...and i don't type that shitty (like coach. . .)

Packers: 42, 'Hawks: 20 told ya.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 24, 2008 8:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

no worries, ss
i believe ya!  besides, 'tis all in good fun!

by jimmimoose on Jan 24, 2008 8:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Psssh.
At least I use correct capitalization.
"I think we know who the 'Hawks true rival is"-John Morgan

by Coach Owens on Jan 24, 2008 9:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

but my lack of capitalization is consistent
and something you can deal with.

shitty typing is a different story.....is chris hansen you coach?

Packers: 42, 'Hawks: 20 told ya.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 25, 2008 4:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No.
And by the way, half the time I don't know what the heck you're talking about.
"I think we know who the 'Hawks true rival is"-John Morgan

by Coach Owens on Jan 25, 2008 7:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm with seattlesucks on this one
every once in a while i write a professional email or letter or somesuch, and then i find myself typing in caps for a little while.  but i've always felt that the utilization of capital letters is unnecessary and rather arbitrary (as evidenced by other languages, where there might be no capital letters (arabic) or where every noun might receive a capital (german)).

i also have never understood the resistance to using prepositions at the end of sentences.  since syntax is so unimportant in english, i find it odd that people would worry about it so greatly in that one particular case.  i'm not incapable of self-editing to fix any errors in that department, i just don't see a reason.

language is bendy!  let's play!

by jimmimoose on Jan 25, 2008 8:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

cool lets just stop using punctuation
capitals all together. in fact whydoweevenneedtoputspacesbetweenthewordswewrite
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Jan 25, 2008 8:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ithinkburroughs hadit rite
together

ijustcut
and
paste
articlesmy

by John Morgan on Jan 25, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lets all type like scruffy
So I don't feel like such a idiot
V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 25, 2008 9:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it's
an idiot
Packers: 42, 'Hawks: 20 told ya.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 25, 2008 2:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

see!!!
V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 25, 2008 2:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol
Packers: 42, 'Hawks: 20 told ya.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 25, 2008 6:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry
for the typo I didn't notice, as for the team I am huge Seahawks fan. Right I'm in L.A promoting my new book,"Chris Hansen says the darnedest things"

Deep Regards,

The Chris Hansen

I'm the real Chris Hansen please sit down...

by Chris Hansen on Jan 24, 2008 7:06 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Do you go by the screen name of BEEP Muncher69?
"I think we know who the 'Hawks true rival is"-John Morgan

by Coach Owens on Jan 26, 2008 1:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I got a fever, and the only prescription.
Is more cowbell.
"I'm not familiar with this type of.. thing I'm seeing."

by Thingray on Jan 25, 2008 3:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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