Seahawks Anonymous - Please bitch in here
Hi my name is Scruffy Lefty and I'm a disgruntled Hawks fan.
Things I hate
- Sunny Cold days
- Brian Russell
- Hippies
- My Cats (He just puked on my bed)
- John Marshall
- Vagina Hair
- Pants
- Brian Russell
- Brian Russells Mom
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
(* If you want to bitch do it in here. All other reactionary fanpost will be removed with there comments put into here. )
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RANDOM BITCHING! BITCH BITCH BITCH!
- inspired by Anchorman’s Brick Tamland: “LOUD NOISES. I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT”
by SeaTownBlueDevil on Oct 12, 2008 4:23 PM PDT 0 recs
And as always fellas
normal commenting guidelines apply here.
by BrianL on Oct 12, 2008 4:25 PM PDT 0 recs
I need a Forget-Me-Now
Let's get those green gloves going.
by BUCKETSinSB on Oct 12, 2008 4:26 PM PDT 0 recs
lol erik bedard has gurl parts.
Whoops wrong blog and meme.
by BrianL on
Oct 12, 2008 4:28 PM PDT
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Brian Russell's
grittiness doesn’t allow him to strip that shag carpet and go with a fresh set of hardwood floors downstairs.
Okay, that was wrong on so, so many levels.
by AK1984 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:08 PM PDT
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Seahawks rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If life gives you lemons, keep the receipt
by Bramlet A. on Oct 12, 2008 4:28 PM PDT 0 recs
fuck sunny cold days
yesterday: a sunny, cold day. so goddamn cold in the shade.
by Will Kier on Oct 12, 2008 4:29 PM PDT 0 recs
I like sunny, cold days.
However I like a nice overcast, brisk fall day even more.
by BrianL on
Oct 12, 2008 4:30 PM PDT
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I like overcast days
the sunny days make me feel like I should be outside doing things but it’s cold and I want to be inside where its warm.
no conflict on overcast days.
by Will Kier on
Oct 12, 2008 4:42 PM PDT
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God damn shade
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 12, 2008 4:47 PM PDT
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I had already mailed in this game when I knew Hass wasn't starting
Which is sad, because as it was pointed out by John, losing this game was essentially the end of our season. I have no confidence in Charlie Frye and, apparently, neither did Holmgren and with good reason.
This was inevitable. As young and decent as our defensive talent is, the offense just kept getting older and older. Injuries and full seasons of bangs and hits were bound to happen.
But, it’s time to rebuild, so why look down on this season? It’s time to play for the future. The Walrus is leaving and “PLAYOFFS?!” Jr is going to slide into the seat. Tim Ruskell has a decision to make. Mail in the season and start trading for draft picks or continue to fight an uphill battle of injuries.
In baseball, Billy Beane would be trading Rich Harden even though his team appears to be only a few games back of the Angels. In football, even though there are a lot of possibilities still left, a savvy GM is going to have to take that same realistic look at our team and get ready for a new coach, a new philosophy, and the players needed to fulfill those goals.
I’m a die hard Seahawks fan and have been for two decades, and it’s time to transition.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Oct 12, 2008 4:32 PM PDT 0 recs
I'm not convinced this team is in need of a complete rebuild to succeed next year.
by BrianL on
Oct 12, 2008 4:34 PM PDT
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Perhaps no.
But it does need some modifications. Holmgren’s team is put together to run a west coast offense while Mora’s team will probably be closer to what we saw on Hotlanta.
Defensively, I think we really only need to remove Russel and bring another run stuffing lineman in there. Assuming we can hang onto what we already have, this should be enough to patch the holes.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Oct 12, 2008 4:39 PM PDT
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All we really need (IMO)
is to replace Russel and Deon Branch.
Russel because he sucks, Branch because we need a #1 WR and (sadly) Branch has gotten too injured.
So a new #1 WR and a good Safety and the team is good.
IMO again
by GarethLewin on
Oct 12, 2008 4:40 PM PDT
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I'm in your boat.
I don’t think this team needs wildly sweeping changes. Replace the D-Coordinator, make a few personnel tweaks and the team is dramatically improved.
by BrianL on
Oct 12, 2008 4:41 PM PDT
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I hope so
I hope that what we’re looking at is a bunch of cogs that don’t quite fit exactly right, and just need a few complete replacements to get all the other things moving again
by Will Kier on
Oct 12, 2008 4:45 PM PDT
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The problem is Marshall has lost control of his defense
It’s a team built for Marshall being ran with Mora’s system. Replacing Marshall isn’t going to change anything because the talent will still not be suited to this bizarro zone they’re running.
by Nate Dogg on
Oct 12, 2008 5:26 PM PDT
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You know what I hate?
by BrianL on Oct 12, 2008 4:39 PM PDT 0 recs

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 12, 2008 4:45 PM PDT
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I also hate Erasure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvJFISiEE9Y
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 4:42 PM PDT 0 recs
And I hate the cowboys
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 4:43 PM PDT 0 recs
Cards deserved to win.
If life gives you lemons, keep the receipt
by Bramlet A. on Oct 12, 2008 4:44 PM PDT 0 recs
I also hate punters that get hurt
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 4:46 PM PDT 0 recs
I also hate that my garage light is out and I need to replace the bulb without a ladder
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 4:48 PM PDT 0 recs
I hate many things
but I love Converse brand shoes. I purchased a pair of high-top Chucks to go along with my EV Pros yesterday.
by BrianL on Oct 12, 2008 5:03 PM PDT 0 recs
Post of the year
all because of these
– Hippies
- My Cats (He just puked on my bed)
- Vagina Hair
by LantermanC on Oct 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT 0 recs
This team's failures irk me more then any of the other Seattle failures this year.
Because this was the team that was supposed to bring us out of the mire. Before the beginning of the other team’s seasons, we would look at each with cautious optimism, sometimes reasonably (Mariners), sometimes unreasonably (Huskies), but with the Seahawks it was clear: this team was going to be good. Even as the injuries started to pile up on the offensive side, everything was going to be ok, because our depth was going to sustain us and the defense would keep us in games.
And now this…we’re a bad team in arguably the worst division in the NFL, and instead of Holmgren going out in style he may very well end up with the worst record in his tenure here.
If anything, this is a fitting dessert to cap the buffet of garbage we’ve been subjected to as Seattle sports fans this year.
2009 Seattle Sports slogan: It can’t possibly be worse.
by Omerta on Oct 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT 0 recs
Also want to add to the list
- Blu-Ray
- Douchebags
- Audi Commercials
- Myself (falls under the douchebag category)
- The absence of Coach Owens
- Neighbors with 8 cars in their driveway
- Kids on the lawn
- Glory Holes
- Veggie Burgers
- Hitler
- Canadian Thanksgiving
- Shows that end with the letter S
- Concrete
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT 0 recs
Veggie burgers too.
There’s nothing to hate about veggie burgers.
J.K.L.
by acblue on
Oct 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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I hate them
I don’t hate people that eat them
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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I find them to be delicious and I am attacking you with my armies.
J.K.L.
by acblue on
Oct 12, 2008 8:31 PM PDT
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I've been eating them for over 7 years and I agree, they're kinda gross.
by John Morgan on
Oct 13, 2008 8:48 AM PDT
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I think it's entirely dependent upon what you're classifying as a veggie burger.
Regular Gardenburgers? Yes, totally nasty. Morningstar Farms Spicy Chix patties? Delicious. Anything made from Quorn? Blech. Amy’s Quarter Pound Texas Style Bistro Burgers? Amazing.
J.K.L.
by acblue on
Oct 13, 2008 1:08 PM PDT
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There's some good ones, but I'm more in the habit now of just eating vegetables.
I was raised by a single dad and we ate meat like it was the only food, so figuring out that I actually liked vegetables was a kind of cool realization. The fancy Gardenburgers in the white packages are very good. Almost anything made by Morningstar kind of makes me sick. I remember eating Quorn for the first time, first bite, wow this is kind of like chicken, next twenty bites, wow this is like fungus chicken. Could never eat it again. Nowadays I tend towards just making my own food and shying away from preprepared stuff. I haven’t had Amy’s.
by John Morgan on
Oct 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT
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I only eat fake meat when I'm pressed for time or at work.
Quorn is atrociously bad.
J.K.L.
by acblue on
Oct 13, 2008 3:05 PM PDT
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X-files?
When did I mention that?
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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well then.....
Fuck X-Files its sucks. Its got nothing on X-File which is gold
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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Me too.
- People who don’t understand grocery checkout protocol
- Giveaway pens
- Commuter mugs that need hand washing
- Crotch pimples
- Low-flow toilets
- Math
- Soap operas disguised as hospital dramas
- Unfinished fellation
- Losing
- Shopping channels
- The head on any lawn trimmer more than two weeks old
- Final Fantasy Geeks
by Bloof on
Oct 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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Ugh Math
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT
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Final Fantasy was great up until VII was created and the emo crowd latched onto it.
And yes Grey’s Anatomy sucks.
by BrianL on
Oct 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT
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I wasn't complaining about the game...
Just the people who get completely immersed in that shit. They have no pulse and/or conversation with more than two sentences.
by Bloof on
Oct 12, 2008 9:06 PM PDT
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Grey's Anatomy is the worst show of all time.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on
Oct 12, 2008 10:53 PM PDT
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You and I can no longer be friends....
JSWO - Josh Scobey World Order 4 Life!
by Christian on
Oct 13, 2008 9:01 AM PDT
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Dude it sucks hard
go grab your tissues
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 13, 2008 9:11 AM PDT
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Would you want to be a patient there?
I’d just die while Dr. McSomething was humping my female doctor. And the whole “Mc” fad for naming things sucked when it was a fad. And it sucks even more now that it’s an outdated fad. That show makes me want to shoot myself in the nuts then hang myself with razor wire.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on
Oct 13, 2008 9:17 AM PDT
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The doctors would have sex on top of you
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 13, 2008 9:25 AM PDT
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Emo?
I’ve never seen an emo person so I don’t believe they exist…
Also, white people play ff? (assuming emo is a white thing)
by LantermanC on
Oct 13, 2008 6:41 PM PDT
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Yes white people play FF.
Cloud was a goddamn angstbucket.
by BrianL on
Oct 13, 2008 8:11 PM PDT
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What's wrong with blu-ray?
Besides the fact that they’re almost 2x as expensive as DVDs for not much better picture.
by LantermanC on
Oct 13, 2008 6:40 PM PDT
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I was a HD DVD supporter :(
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 13, 2008 6:51 PM PDT
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That'll teach you to latch onto a format.
Personally I was never high on any of the HD formats.
by BrianL on
Oct 13, 2008 8:11 PM PDT
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I know
streaming is the future. I got 7 free movies when I bought mine so I came out even and I really wanted the BBC version of Planet Earth which at the time was only on HD DVD
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 14, 2008 10:09 AM PDT
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With a small tv it isn't much difference in picture
But with a large tv and 1080p, Its a huge difference in picture quality. I watch my hawks on 64 inches of greatness. And like any new technology price will come down and they will become worth it….I remember a time when vhs were 20 bucks, though very vaguely and my parents paid for them anyway.
by collyb on
Oct 13, 2008 11:03 PM PDT
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Oh and people who think South Park is having a family guy decline
Rape is funny when its George Lucas giving it to Indiana Jones on a pinball machine
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT 0 recs
I don't know if it's a Family Guy like decline
but SP is getting kind of stale.
by BrianL on
Oct 12, 2008 8:17 PM PDT
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I disagree
Its the world thats getting stale because of its fear of getting made fun of in SP
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT
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I am 100% behind this.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on
Oct 12, 2008 10:54 PM PDT
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I hate people who question my manhood because I own every Billy Joel album ever released.
…shut up.
by BrianL on Oct 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT 0 recs
Have you seen my high school horror movie The Creature
features Billy Joel twice
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT
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Link to it here. Best 12 min ever
Part 1 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8zo5_UBRzw
Part 2 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkKx3w3Q_ps
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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I had a feeling you'd use "Only the Good Die Young."
by BrianL on
Oct 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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I'll give you one guess to which one I am
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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Tell me you're the nerd surrounded by exposed computer towers.
That would make my entire year.
by BrianL on
Oct 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT
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(mostly because it would make me feel better about my geek-status)
by BrianL on
Oct 12, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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Nope.
I’m the badass killing machine in the black trench coat
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on
Oct 13, 2008 7:21 AM PDT
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And suddenly everything just got a little bit clearer
by Nate Dogg on
Oct 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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Goodnight Seahawks
And we would all go down together
We said wed all go down together
Yes we would all go down together
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