Seahawks Anonymous - Please bitch in here
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 4:15 PM PDT
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PrintHi my name is Scruffy Lefty and I'm a disgruntled Hawks fan.
Things I hate
- Sunny Cold days
- Brian Russell
- Hippies
- My Cats (He just puked on my bed)
- John Marshall
- Vagina Hair
- Pants
- Brian Russell
- Brian Russells Mom
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
(* If you want to bitch do it in here. All other reactionary fanpost will be removed with there comments put into here. )
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RANDOM BITCHING! BITCH BITCH BITCH!
- inspired by Anchorman’s Brick Tamland: “LOUD NOISES. I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT”
by SeaTownBlueDevil on Oct 12, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
And as always fellas
normal commenting guidelines apply here.
Things I hate
Brian Russell’s vagina hair.
by Nate Dogg on Oct 12, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lol erik bedard has gurl parts.
Whoops wrong blog and meme.
Seahawks rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If life gives you lemons, keep the receipt
fuck sunny cold days
yesterday: a sunny, cold day. so goddamn cold in the shade.
I like sunny, cold days.
However I like a nice overcast, brisk fall day even more.
I like overcast days
the sunny days make me feel like I should be outside doing things but it’s cold and I want to be inside where its warm.
no conflict on overcast days.
God damn shade
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I had already mailed in this game when I knew Hass wasn't starting
Which is sad, because as it was pointed out by John, losing this game was essentially the end of our season. I have no confidence in Charlie Frye and, apparently, neither did Holmgren and with good reason.
This was inevitable. As young and decent as our defensive talent is, the offense just kept getting older and older. Injuries and full seasons of bangs and hits were bound to happen.
But, it’s time to rebuild, so why look down on this season? It’s time to play for the future. The Walrus is leaving and “PLAYOFFS?!” Jr is going to slide into the seat. Tim Ruskell has a decision to make. Mail in the season and start trading for draft picks or continue to fight an uphill battle of injuries.
In baseball, Billy Beane would be trading Rich Harden even though his team appears to be only a few games back of the Angels. In football, even though there are a lot of possibilities still left, a savvy GM is going to have to take that same realistic look at our team and get ready for a new coach, a new philosophy, and the players needed to fulfill those goals.
I’m a die hard Seahawks fan and have been for two decades, and it’s time to transition.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Oct 12, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
Perhaps no.
But it does need some modifications. Holmgren’s team is put together to run a west coast offense while Mora’s team will probably be closer to what we saw on Hotlanta.
Defensively, I think we really only need to remove Russel and bring another run stuffing lineman in there. Assuming we can hang onto what we already have, this should be enough to patch the holes.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Oct 12, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
All we really need (IMO)
is to replace Russel and Deon Branch.
Russel because he sucks, Branch because we need a #1 WR and (sadly) Branch has gotten too injured.
So a new #1 WR and a good Safety and the team is good.
IMO again
I'm in your boat.
I don’t think this team needs wildly sweeping changes. Replace the D-Coordinator, make a few personnel tweaks and the team is dramatically improved.
The problem is Marshall has lost control of his defense
It’s a team built for Marshall being ran with Mora’s system. Replacing Marshall isn’t going to change anything because the talent will still not be suited to this bizarro zone they’re running.
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I also hate Erasure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvJFISiEE9Y
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
And I hate the cowboys
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
I also hate punters that get hurt
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
I also hate that my garage light is out and I need to replace the bulb without a ladder
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
I hate many things
but I love Converse brand shoes. I purchased a pair of high-top Chucks to go along with my EV Pros yesterday.
This team's failures irk me more then any of the other Seattle failures this year.
Because this was the team that was supposed to bring us out of the mire. Before the beginning of the other team’s seasons, we would look at each with cautious optimism, sometimes reasonably (Mariners), sometimes unreasonably (Huskies), but with the Seahawks it was clear: this team was going to be good. Even as the injuries started to pile up on the offensive side, everything was going to be ok, because our depth was going to sustain us and the defense would keep us in games.
And now this…we’re a bad team in arguably the worst division in the NFL, and instead of Holmgren going out in style he may very well end up with the worst record in his tenure here.
If anything, this is a fitting dessert to cap the buffet of garbage we’ve been subjected to as Seattle sports fans this year.
2009 Seattle Sports slogan: It can’t possibly be worse.
Also want to add to the list
- Blu-Ray
- Douchebags
- Audi Commercials
- Myself (falls under the douchebag category)
- The absence of Coach Owens
- Neighbors with 8 cars in their driveway
- Kids on the lawn
- Glory Holes
- Veggie Burgers
- Hitler
- Canadian Thanksgiving
- Shows that end with the letter S
- Concrete
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
You hate The X-Files!?
What is wrong with you?
Veggie burgers too.
There’s nothing to hate about veggie burgers.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate them
I don’t hate people that eat them
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I find them to be delicious and I am attacking you with my armies.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 12, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's entirely dependent upon what you're classifying as a veggie burger.
Regular Gardenburgers? Yes, totally nasty. Morningstar Farms Spicy Chix patties? Delicious. Anything made from Quorn? Blech. Amy’s Quarter Pound Texas Style Bistro Burgers? Amazing.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 13, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
There's some good ones, but I'm more in the habit now of just eating vegetables.
I was raised by a single dad and we ate meat like it was the only food, so figuring out that I actually liked vegetables was a kind of cool realization. The fancy Gardenburgers in the white packages are very good. Almost anything made by Morningstar kind of makes me sick. I remember eating Quorn for the first time, first bite, wow this is kind of like chicken, next twenty bites, wow this is like fungus chicken. Could never eat it again. Nowadays I tend towards just making my own food and shying away from preprepared stuff. I haven’t had Amy’s.
I only eat fake meat when I'm pressed for time or at work.
Quorn is atrociously bad.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 13, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
X-files?
When did I mention that?
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
well then.....
Fuck X-Files its sucks. Its got nothing on X-File which is gold
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
- People who don’t understand grocery checkout protocol
- Giveaway pens
- Commuter mugs that need hand washing
- Crotch pimples
- Low-flow toilets
- Math
- Soap operas disguised as hospital dramas
- Unfinished fellation
- Losing
- Shopping channels
- The head on any lawn trimmer more than two weeks old
- Final Fantasy Geeks
Ugh Math
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Final Fantasy was great up until VII was created and the emo crowd latched onto it.
And yes Grey’s Anatomy sucks.
I wasn't complaining about the game...
Just the people who get completely immersed in that shit. They have no pulse and/or conversation with more than two sentences.
Grey's Anatomy is the worst show of all time.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Oct 12, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude it sucks hard
go grab your tissues
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Would you want to be a patient there?
I’d just die while Dr. McSomething was humping my female doctor. And the whole “Mc” fad for naming things sucked when it was a fad. And it sucks even more now that it’s an outdated fad. That show makes me want to shoot myself in the nuts then hang myself with razor wire.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Oct 13, 2008 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
The doctors would have sex on top of you
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Emo?
I’ve never seen an emo person so I don’t believe they exist…
Also, white people play ff? (assuming emo is a white thing)
Yes white people play FF.
Cloud was a goddamn angstbucket.
What's wrong with blu-ray?
Besides the fact that they’re almost 2x as expensive as DVDs for not much better picture.
I was a HD DVD supporter :(
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That'll teach you to latch onto a format.
Personally I was never high on any of the HD formats.
I know
streaming is the future. I got 7 free movies when I bought mine so I came out even and I really wanted the BBC version of Planet Earth which at the time was only on HD DVD
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 14, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
With a small tv it isn't much difference in picture
But with a large tv and 1080p, Its a huge difference in picture quality. I watch my hawks on 64 inches of greatness. And like any new technology price will come down and they will become worth it….I remember a time when vhs were 20 bucks, though very vaguely and my parents paid for them anyway.
Oh and people who think South Park is having a family guy decline
Rape is funny when its George Lucas giving it to Indiana Jones on a pinball machine
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I don't know if it's a Family Guy like decline
but SP is getting kind of stale.
I disagree
Its the world thats getting stale because of its fear of getting made fun of in SP
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I am 100% behind this.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Oct 12, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you seen my high school horror movie The Creature
features Billy Joel twice
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Link to it here. Best 12 min ever
Part 1 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8zo5_UBRzw
Part 2 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkKx3w3Q_ps
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll give you one guess to which one I am
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell me you're the nerd surrounded by exposed computer towers.
That would make my entire year.
Nope.
I’m the badass killing machine in the black trench coat
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Goodnight Seahawks
And we would all go down together
We said wed all go down together
Yes we would all go down together
My list
-This clusterfuck of a year (in the world, not necessarily personally)
-A decent chunk of Target guests
Things I hate
ESPN Conversation
Chris Berman
Meahead football fans who robotically repeat ESPN cliches
4chan
People who act out 4chan memes in real life
lolcats (no seriously, fuck the lolcats)
The Burger Chef
Everyone who was involved in building the ‘08 Mariners
Clay Bennett
Clay Bennett’s parents
Budweiser
USC fans
“Twilight” fangirls
Budweiser?
Why bud? Everything else makes sense….but lets leave the beer out of this, its a decent beer for what it is….American pisswater lager, probably the best in its class though. 9 out 10 doctors agree!!
No, it's awful.
Just awful, awful beer.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 13, 2008 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I said its good beer for what it is....its on of the only in this pisswater class that is naturally fermented
I hate all the beers names in this subsection btw…..bud is the only tolerable one, and I said bud, not bud light. Light beer is for woman who aren’t quite sure if they really even like beer but are only drinking beer because “it seems like the thing to do”
And for the record, if its clear….it isn’t real beer……
holy shit
why would you drink dog piss?
by SeaTownBlueDevil on Oct 13, 2008 5:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Why would you drink Budweiser?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Oct 13, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I think we're all in agreement
That anything tastes better than Bud Light. Except maybe Miller Light. or Coors Light. or PBR. or Natty Ice. or Milwaukee’s Best. or…
whoa,
I’m on board with Miller Light, PBR, and Natty tasting worse than Bud Light but I’ll take Coors Light and Milwaukee’s over a shitty Bud
by SeaTownBlueDevil on Oct 13, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
No, I'm not watching my figure
but I am a college student paying 45 grand a year for school, so when I try to get drunk, I’m trying to do it using as little money as possible —> light beer is cheaper…
by SeaTownBlueDevil on Oct 15, 2008 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions
It also contains way, way WAAAAAY less alcohol.
And it’s not like Milwaukee’s Best Ice is too pricey or anything.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 15, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Last time I checked prices vary by brand...not calories..
Pay attention in school!
I.e. Bud and Bud light=same price
Keystone Ice(rock on) and Keystone light= same price
If your watching your budget you should avoid light beer because it has less alcohol therefore you have to consume more to get your moneys worth.
What are colleges teaching kids these days? Damn
And really, the best value for your buck are moderately priced micros.
New Belgium Trippel is like 9%, so it would have to be more than twice as expensive than Bud for it to make sense to choose Bud.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 15, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
OE High Gravity
Old Enlish High Gravity; Its Like 2 bucks for a 40 oz and is 8%..
Or if your really feeling saucy, MD 20/20, nothing like the orange jubalee mofo!
Awww; drinks for the High Schoolers and the Homeless, aren’t they wonderful!
except it tricks me into going outside without a coat
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Things I hate
The Fray
Scrappy White Guy Brian Russell
Scrappy White Guy Willie Boomquist
Scrappy Latino Guy Senor Bloomquisto…I mean Miguel Cairo
Fat Asshole Carlos Silva
Dreamboat (why did you rip my heart out and stomp on it I loved you)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
Keanu Reeves
The Matrix because Ghost in the Shell did the whole cyberpunk thing better
Ghost in the Shell
S.A.C. changed my life and made me a geek again.
2/3 of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Marcus Trufant.
Bleh
I hate:
Two and a Half Men
the movie Crash and the people who like it
Apple fanboys
people in coffee shops
Notre Dame fans
litterbugs
Bill Belichick
people who overuse the word ‘pretentious’
people who thinks Muse sounds similar or is even remotely comparable to Radiohead
Things/people I hate:
1. Creationists
2. The assholes who were drag racing on I-5 and almost hit me today (got their license plate numbers — haha motherfuckers!)
3. Sooner fans
4. Everyone else from Oklahoma
5. Dane Cook
6. David Blaine
7. Pothead Diggers
8. Guys who like chick flicks
9. Chick flicks
10. Bandwagon fans!!!
11. Family Guy
12. Ass hair (continuing Scruffy’s hair theme)
13. Canker sores
14. Americans who cannot identify their country on a map
15. Sacha Baron Cohen (he’s funny, but a total douche)
16. Borat (see above)
17. Illegal immigrants who grow pot in the wilderness.
18. People who buy said weed and support their operations
19. Reactionaries of all kinds
20. People who comment on ESPN boards/stories
Re: #2 on your list
Snitches get stitches
by SeaTownBlueDevil on Oct 13, 2008 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
More
- People who like the new windows commercial more then the Seinfeld one
- Prius drivers
- The Clap
- David Stern
- Stump Mitchell
- Flights to the east coast
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
Dude, yes, Prius drivers are DICKS!
They think they own the fucking world.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 13, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha katal drives a Prius
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Oct 13, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess I should qualify:
Many Prius drivers are DICKS.
I’ve never seen katal drive, so I can’t say that about him.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 13, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Things I hate:
1. BMW drivers
2. People obsessed with celebrities
3. CBS sitcoms
4. CBS self-promotion
5. Internet Explorer
6. Boston Red Sox
7. LAA Angels
8. LA Dodgers
9. Dallas Cowboys
10. When the internet doesn’t work
11. Blind fandom (i.e. “You say bad things about Shaun Alexander/Mike Holmgren/The Seahawks, and that means you aren’t a true fan.”)
12. Yardwork
13. Cleaning the toilet
14. Vomiting
15. Pop-punk
16. Emo/Screamo
17. Dashboard Confessional (yes, they get their own mention)
It’s too bad this is a ZOMG no politics thread, because there is a lot more I could add to that list.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 13, 2008 10:29 AM PDT reply actions
I've always thought there should be an exception to the ZOMG no politics rule in from of a politics post of the week or something.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Oct 13, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh...I'm not so sure about that.
Politics are some of the most deeply divisive topics out there, and if you have a politics post then you start learning where people stand on certain issues, and that may influence how we treat each other outside of that post.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 13, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
To Touch on this
I hate people that want to talk politics during lunch.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree--I personally hate Politics aside from the Daily Show and Colbert Report. I read enough in other places to keep myself informed, but I can't stand discussing politics.
It just seems like a lot of people I know love talking politics, so l thought a politics thread would be a good idea.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Oct 13, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate people who want to talk about work during lunch.
For fucks sake, we’re away from work, lets talk about something else.
That would be a Scruffy Shed Whipping Post
I hate myself for being different.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
We may be different, but we can always enjoy Journey together.
DON’T STOP BELIEVIN’!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 13, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
also
It should be noted that the wheel in the sky does indeed keep on turnin’.
Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.
And that I will always be here with Open Arms
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't think I can define myself anymore
To conservative to be a liberal, To Liberal to be a conservative and to aggressive to be a moderate.
I’m going to start my own party. Scruffy’s nWo
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
suggestion
Al Jourgenson must be prominently involved. At least with the theme song.
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I don't think it's worth risking.
Angst at other people over religion and politics tends to carry over to other parts of an internet community.
If we're going to get really angsty
I’d prefer we do a “Very Special Episode” of Field Gulls where we tackle inner-city gang violence.
I hate people
- Who don’t cursoity wave when I let them in while driving
- Say Thank You
- Who don’t say Hi when you walk past them in a Hallway
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
who don't say thank you
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree with you.
I’m one of those people who says hi in the hallways or on the street when I’m walking past someone. There have been so many times that I’ve said hi AFTER MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE PERSON that they ignore me.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 13, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Ya or you give this awkward Wave
but the girl just thinks your a creep.
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Courtesy wave maybe? Or does cursoity mean something I don't know?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Oct 13, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Could be either :)
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
my rule
I have a rule where I wear sunglasses outdoors in daylight hours that not only protects the sensitive eyes, but reduces such chances of unreciprocated eye contact. Granted, daytime sunglasses are standard in Hawaii, but I wear them in the clouds in the Northwest.
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indent this twice
…it was supposed to respond to Phil.
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See, that's fair.
I don’t wave or say hello if I haven’t made eye contact with somebody. I respect their privacy. But when they’ve made eye contact without so much as a nod or anything, and then they ignore me I just think they’re a jerk.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 13, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
"hate hate hate hate" -dethklok
- too repetitive material during Regal’s FirstLook segment at the theatre (I get it — you want me to watch The Cleaner and Frank TV for the millionth time, and for some reason you want me to sit through Kid Rock’s “Warrior,” which is a terrible song though he meant well. Does Kid Rock even know what the hell he’s doing or who he is anymore? I’m supposed to believe he can go from “Bawitdaba” to hangin’ ‘round Nashville and collaboratin’ with country people?)
- drivers that don’t use turn signals (it’s a 75% rate in Hawaii)
- people that back into their parking spots (backup lights were meant for when you BACK OUT of something, unless it’s parallel parking; this usually ticks me off at work when I’m behind a car searching for a spot, think they’ll pull into one, then they back into the other direction, blocking the whole road so I have to wait for them)
- wishing a certain baseball owner would wake up and fire a certain upper management guy (or two) much like a local football owner did after the 2004 season
- when people use three syllables instead of four to pronounce the word comfortable, and no, I don’t care that somehow it’s an acceptable pronunciation. That violates the sound-it-out rule
- we got what I thought was a way shorter second season of Survivorman. Meanwhile, I get bombarded with episodes of Man vs. Wild. Bear Grylls would die if airport security found a reason to take that flint away from him or if he found a way to lose the flint
- small, yippy dogs, even after rehabilitation via Cesar Millan. This dog, however, is where it’s at.
- Limp Bizkit reuniting
- David Stern, Clay Bennett, Howard Schultz, and all responsible for dropping the ball and punching the Sonics’ ticket out of town (if I mentioned more names, it’d get political)
- local Safeways taking the gallon jugs of Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng off the racks
- $5.99 footlongs in Hawaii from Subway. That more of a hate on everything being expensive in Hawaii than the footlongs. Quizno’s here also has higher-priced competing subs
- no four-year colleges west of Puget Sound, something my dad’s been squawking about for years. We both thought this was bullcrap
- the CBC losing rights to “The Hockey Theme” to TSN. At least the replacement wasn’t half bad
- Tina Fey
I guess that’s enough for now.
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1981-2008
I watched SNL from when I was in second grade (c. 1989) to right after 9/11. When Tina Fey ascended to the Update desk and somehow got rant power, and that was just the end of it for me. The Fallon/Fey Update was the death knell of my regular watching of SNL.
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I guess when you write half of the content it in the longest running sketch comedy programs it for some reason earns you power in comedy?
Whowouldathunkit?
sigh...
She was a writer at that point. Given the downward turn Update took after Norm MacDonald was ousted, having her rambling and self-righteous ranting on the camera along with Jimmy Fallon laughing at every joke he delivered just didn’t make for great television. Really, I almost look at SNL as a generational thing — fans usually latch on to their favorite era. At this point, maybe the direction of the humor was passing me by. When I was watching, I caught the tail end of the Nealon/Carvey cast, and the Mike Myers/Chris Farley era was kicking off. I stuck around through to what I guess was the end of the Will Ferrell tenure.
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Seriously.
I got stiffed with the likes of Horacio Sanz during my teenage years.
I was kidding...I agree...SNL sucks now and I really don't know many who still watch it
And what happen to Tina’s face? Thats a wicked scar!
disfigure
Would you say it was…George Karl-esque?
And no ups to me for failing to have my sarcasm detector set to the “on” position.
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Not going to lie
I love Bill Hader and Andy Samburg
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 16, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Definitely in need of a second one.
If we win I was thinking about a Rainbows and Puppies FanPost
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Y'know what really grinds my gears?
YOU America!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Oct 13, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
The phrase "a number"
“herding cats”, “dead cat bounce”, “tipping point” etc
Prescriptive grammarians
Emoticons
Family Guy
Million Dollar Baby
Hating the last trend
Embracing the new trend
Stuff White People Like
Everything’s Illuminated
Bandwagon fans
Hipsters
People who stop liking something because it’s successful
Juggalos
Internet hecklers
Nirvana worship
People who think a drug addiction or alcohol problem makes them a genius
Politicizing morals
Politicizing the environment
Smug partisans
People who uniformly hate police
People who think the world would be fixed if everyone just thought like them
Middle School kids
the 49ers
the Yankees
Fast food
Soda
People who fail to realize how insanely dangerous driving is
Stadium concerts
100 word film, movie or music reviews
Us versus them thinking
People who piss on or assume the worst of customer service employees
Advertising
Smug atheists
Intolerant creationist
People who sully great people by tabloidizing their private lives
Novelty over craft
Defensive accusations of bullshit
Bullshit
Abusive use of statistics
Appealing to the lowest common denominator
Fear mongering
Peace mongering
Lists.
Good call on juggalos.
Lowest rung of society.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 14, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Family Guy?!!
Maybe new family guy, but hating on old family guy is heresy…
by SeaTownBlueDevil on Oct 15, 2008 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck FOX.
They killed Futurama but resurrected Family Guy twice.
They also killed Greg the Bunny
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 16, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
And Arrested Development, to a lesser extent.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 16, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Arrested Development has about the best first season I've ever seen.
By the third season I wasn’t so sad to see it die.
Third season was a little weak
But all in all, I still enjoyed it more than any other show I’ve ever seen, and was sad to see it go. GOB’s chicken dance was my only reason for living.
by SeaTownBlueDevil on Oct 16, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved the third season most of all, but I know I'm alone in that.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 17, 2008 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
You're not alone
I thought it was awesome. So many references to past episodes. I thought it was the perfect culmination to a very witty show.
You're not alone.
The third season rocked.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 19, 2008 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I cant wait for until we are winning again so we can do the things we love post...
Hopefully John can come up with a list just as long…..damn spirits really are low haha
Easy.
I’m not negative, just passionate. And I was thinking of a things I love post, but the mood is all wrong.
So much for that "Things we love" list..........
Hopefully next week and the rainbow city of SF against those gold digging 9er’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come boys bring us home another win!!!!!!!!
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