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Seahawks Anonymous - Please bitch in here

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Hi my name is Scruffy Lefty and I'm a disgruntled Hawks fan. 

Things I hate 

- Sunny Cold days 

- Brian Russell 

- Hippies 

- My Cats (He just puked on my bed)

- John Marshall 

- Vagina Hair 

- Pants 

- Brian Russell 

- Brian Russells Mom 

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. 

(* If you want to bitch do it in here. All other reactionary fanpost will be removed with there comments put into here. )

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RANDOM BITCHING! BITCH BITCH BITCH!

- inspired by Anchorman’s Brick Tamland: “LOUD NOISES. I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT”

by SeaTownBlueDevil on Oct 12, 2008 4:23 PM PDT   0 recs

And as always fellas

normal commenting guidelines apply here.

by BrianL on Oct 12, 2008 4:25 PM PDT   0 recs

I need a Forget-Me-Now

Let's get those green gloves going.

by BUCKETSinSB on Oct 12, 2008 4:26 PM PDT   0 recs

Things I hate

Brian Russell’s vagina hair.

by Nate Dogg on Oct 12, 2008 4:26 PM PDT   1 recs

lol erik bedard has gurl parts.

Whoops wrong blog and meme.

by BrianL on Oct 12, 2008 4:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Brian Russell's

grittiness doesn’t allow him to strip that shag carpet and go with a fresh set of hardwood floors downstairs.

Okay, that was wrong on so, so many levels.

by AK1984 on Oct 12, 2008 5:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Seahawks rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If life gives you lemons, keep the receipt

by Bramlet A. on Oct 12, 2008 4:28 PM PDT   0 recs

fuck sunny cold days

yesterday: a sunny, cold day. so goddamn cold in the shade.

by Will Kier on Oct 12, 2008 4:29 PM PDT   0 recs

I like sunny, cold days.

However I like a nice overcast, brisk fall day even more.

by BrianL on Oct 12, 2008 4:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I like overcast days

the sunny days make me feel like I should be outside doing things but it’s cold and I want to be inside where its warm.

no conflict on overcast days.

by Will Kier on Oct 12, 2008 4:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

God damn shade

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 4:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I had already mailed in this game when I knew Hass wasn't starting

Which is sad, because as it was pointed out by John, losing this game was essentially the end of our season. I have no confidence in Charlie Frye and, apparently, neither did Holmgren and with good reason.

This was inevitable. As young and decent as our defensive talent is, the offense just kept getting older and older. Injuries and full seasons of bangs and hits were bound to happen.

But, it’s time to rebuild, so why look down on this season? It’s time to play for the future. The Walrus is leaving and “PLAYOFFS?!” Jr is going to slide into the seat. Tim Ruskell has a decision to make. Mail in the season and start trading for draft picks or continue to fight an uphill battle of injuries.

In baseball, Billy Beane would be trading Rich Harden even though his team appears to be only a few games back of the Angels. In football, even though there are a lot of possibilities still left, a savvy GM is going to have to take that same realistic look at our team and get ready for a new coach, a new philosophy, and the players needed to fulfill those goals.

I’m a die hard Seahawks fan and have been for two decades, and it’s time to transition.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Oct 12, 2008 4:32 PM PDT   0 recs

Perhaps no.

But it does need some modifications. Holmgren’s team is put together to run a west coast offense while Mora’s team will probably be closer to what we saw on Hotlanta.

Defensively, I think we really only need to remove Russel and bring another run stuffing lineman in there. Assuming we can hang onto what we already have, this should be enough to patch the holes.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Oct 12, 2008 4:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

All we really need (IMO)

is to replace Russel and Deon Branch.

Russel because he sucks, Branch because we need a #1 WR and (sadly) Branch has gotten too injured.

So a new #1 WR and a good Safety and the team is good.

IMO again

by GarethLewin on Oct 12, 2008 4:40 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm in your boat.

I don’t think this team needs wildly sweeping changes. Replace the D-Coordinator, make a few personnel tweaks and the team is dramatically improved.

by BrianL on Oct 12, 2008 4:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I hope so

I hope that what we’re looking at is a bunch of cogs that don’t quite fit exactly right, and just need a few complete replacements to get all the other things moving again

by Will Kier on Oct 12, 2008 4:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The problem is Marshall has lost control of his defense

It’s a team built for Marshall being ran with Mora’s system. Replacing Marshall isn’t going to change anything because the talent will still not be suited to this bizarro zone they’re running.

by Nate Dogg on Oct 12, 2008 5:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 4:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I also hate Erasure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvJFISiEE9Y

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 4:42 PM PDT   0 recs

And I hate the cowboys

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 4:43 PM PDT   0 recs

Cards deserved to win.

If life gives you lemons, keep the receipt

by Bramlet A. on Oct 12, 2008 4:44 PM PDT   0 recs

I also hate punters that get hurt

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 4:46 PM PDT   0 recs

I also hate that my garage light is out and I need to replace the bulb without a ladder

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 4:48 PM PDT   0 recs

I hate many things

but I love Converse brand shoes. I purchased a pair of high-top Chucks to go along with my EV Pros yesterday.

by BrianL on Oct 12, 2008 5:03 PM PDT   0 recs

Post of the year

all because of these

– Hippies

- My Cats (He just puked on my bed)
- Vagina Hair

by LantermanC on Oct 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT   0 recs

This team's failures irk me more then any of the other Seattle failures this year.

Because this was the team that was supposed to bring us out of the mire. Before the beginning of the other team’s seasons, we would look at each with cautious optimism, sometimes reasonably (Mariners), sometimes unreasonably (Huskies), but with the Seahawks it was clear: this team was going to be good. Even as the injuries started to pile up on the offensive side, everything was going to be ok, because our depth was going to sustain us and the defense would keep us in games.

And now this…we’re a bad team in arguably the worst division in the NFL, and instead of Holmgren going out in style he may very well end up with the worst record in his tenure here.

If anything, this is a fitting dessert to cap the buffet of garbage we’ve been subjected to as Seattle sports fans this year.

2009 Seattle Sports slogan: It can’t possibly be worse.

by Omerta on Oct 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT   0 recs

Also want to add to the list

- Blu-Ray
- Douchebags
- Audi Commercials
- Myself (falls under the douchebag category)
- The absence of Coach Owens
- Neighbors with 8 cars in their driveway
- Kids on the lawn
- Glory Holes
- Veggie Burgers
- Hitler
- Canadian Thanksgiving
- Shows that end with the letter S
- Concrete

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT   0 recs

You hate The X-Files!?

What is wrong with you?

by BrianL on Oct 12, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Veggie burgers too.

There’s nothing to hate about veggie burgers.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Oct 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I hate them

I don’t hate people that eat them

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I think it's entirely dependent upon what you're classifying as a veggie burger.

Regular Gardenburgers? Yes, totally nasty. Morningstar Farms Spicy Chix patties? Delicious. Anything made from Quorn? Blech. Amy’s Quarter Pound Texas Style Bistro Burgers? Amazing.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Oct 13, 2008 1:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

There's some good ones, but I'm more in the habit now of just eating vegetables.

I was raised by a single dad and we ate meat like it was the only food, so figuring out that I actually liked vegetables was a kind of cool realization. The fancy Gardenburgers in the white packages are very good. Almost anything made by Morningstar kind of makes me sick. I remember eating Quorn for the first time, first bite, wow this is kind of like chicken, next twenty bites, wow this is like fungus chicken. Could never eat it again. Nowadays I tend towards just making my own food and shying away from preprepared stuff. I haven’t had Amy’s.

by John Morgan on Oct 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

X-files?

When did I mention that?

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

well then.....

Fuck X-Files its sucks. Its got nothing on X-File which is gold

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Me too.

- People who don’t understand grocery checkout protocol
- Giveaway pens
- Commuter mugs that need hand washing
- Crotch pimples
- Low-flow toilets
- Math
- Soap operas disguised as hospital dramas
- Unfinished fellation
- Losing
- Shopping channels
- The head on any lawn trimmer more than two weeks old
- Final Fantasy Geeks

by Bloof on Oct 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ugh Math

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I wasn't complaining about the game...

Just the people who get completely immersed in that shit. They have no pulse and/or conversation with more than two sentences.

by Bloof on Oct 12, 2008 9:06 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Grey's Anatomy is the worst show of all time.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 12, 2008 10:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You and I can no longer be friends....

JSWO - Josh Scobey World Order 4 Life!

by Christian on Oct 13, 2008 9:01 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Dude it sucks hard

go grab your tissues

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 9:11 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Would you want to be a patient there?

I’d just die while Dr. McSomething was humping my female doctor. And the whole “Mc” fad for naming things sucked when it was a fad. And it sucks even more now that it’s an outdated fad. That show makes me want to shoot myself in the nuts then hang myself with razor wire.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 13, 2008 9:17 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The doctors would have sex on top of you

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 9:25 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Emo?

I’ve never seen an emo person so I don’t believe they exist…
Also, white people play ff? (assuming emo is a white thing)

by LantermanC on Oct 13, 2008 6:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes white people play FF.

Cloud was a goddamn angstbucket.

by BrianL on Oct 13, 2008 8:11 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

What's wrong with blu-ray?

Besides the fact that they’re almost 2x as expensive as DVDs for not much better picture.

by LantermanC on Oct 13, 2008 6:40 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I was a HD DVD supporter :(

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 6:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That'll teach you to latch onto a format.

Personally I was never high on any of the HD formats.

by BrianL on Oct 13, 2008 8:11 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I know

streaming is the future. I got 7 free movies when I bought mine so I came out even and I really wanted the BBC version of Planet Earth which at the time was only on HD DVD

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 14, 2008 10:09 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

With a small tv it isn't much difference in picture

But with a large tv and 1080p, Its a huge difference in picture quality. I watch my hawks on 64 inches of greatness. And like any new technology price will come down and they will become worth it….I remember a time when vhs were 20 bucks, though very vaguely and my parents paid for them anyway.

by collyb on Oct 13, 2008 11:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh and people who think South Park is having a family guy decline

Rape is funny when its George Lucas giving it to Indiana Jones on a pinball machine

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT   0 recs

I disagree

Its the world thats getting stale because of its fear of getting made fun of in SP

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

obviously

you didn’t see the new indy

by vanrijn on Oct 13, 2008 9:43 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I am 100% behind this.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 12, 2008 10:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Have you seen my high school horror movie The Creature

features Billy Joel twice

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Link to it here. Best 12 min ever

Part 1 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8zo5_UBRzw
Part 2 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkKx3w3Q_ps

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'll give you one guess to which one I am

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nope.

I’m the badass killing machine in the black trench coat

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 13, 2008 7:21 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Goodnight Seahawks

And we would all go down together
We said wed all go down together
Yes we would all go down together

by Bloof on Oct 12, 2008 9:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs