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Game Thread: Seattle @ Saint Louis

Seattle Seahawks at St. Louis Rams, Dec 14, 2008 10:00 AM PST


Before we rip into this, here's a cold shower for people who think stats have figured out team sports. I think stats are the worst application of statistical analysis for football. Attempting to attribute a quantitative value for one player, who is wholly interdependent on his teammates and scheme, and affected by an equally messy and interdependent set of opponents, seems foolish to the extreme. Instead, I wish analysis would center on research. Research like Football Outsiders work on running back workloads and the quarterback's role in sack prevention, or Advanced Football Stats look at Air Yards and the volatility of interceptions, allow us to better understand the game and more accurately scout an individual player's contributions. Scouting, though it's laborious and lacks the Zeitgeist-aligned, scientific-seeming objectivity of stats, is still the best measure of the contributions, quality and potential of an individual player.

Ahem.

I have this friend who says "action". "Action." "Action." The good, the bad, the heady, the busy: "Action." The action has Seattle favored by three. A system not tuned to bait gamblers to blow their savings gives Seattle a 65% chance of winning. I think most Seahawks fans would find a loss today pretty damn embarrassing.

But a word to the wise, the Patriots defense Seattle faced last Sunday was ephemeral. Their combination of injuries and nearly green (and yet somehow ancient) injury replacements is not soon to be seen again in the NFL. Seneca Wallace has taken a big step avoiding pass rush, but he's not the quarterback who carved New England's geriatric eleven like a Christmas ham. Further, he's never been a very good rusher. The man with the best arm on the team (*Sigh) and eyebrows like a drag queen is a fumble machine. His humiliation of the chondroitin seven reads Mike Vrabel's bad hip, Teddy Bruschi's chorea, Roosevelt Colvin's polio, Larry Izzo's dry bellyache, Gary Guyton's sympathetic impetigo and Junior Seau's wandering bladder. As categorically shitty as Saint Louis is, and Hobbes couldn't write a bleaker treatise on humanity, the Patriots pass defense from last Sunday is a kind radical, fundamentally unsound awful that collapses in on itself and is expelled from a white hole outside the Frogstar system.

Same storylines: Branch, Atkins, Wrotto and Locklear. Everyone's attempting to prove they're worth a damn on a team that could go Yahoo! on its workforce this offseason.

Yahoo! Football!

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Sea - HAWKS!

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The broadcast...

Anyone elses all choppy and craptacular?

Bringin' the outside heat.

by FizzleDrip on Dec 14, 2008 10:07 AM PST reply actions  

Me too

It’s nigh unwatchable.

by torx on Dec 14, 2008 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Colored squares...

nice

Bringin' the outside heat.

by FizzleDrip on Dec 14, 2008 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Bump

push off. I guess that’s just allowed.

by John Morgan on Dec 14, 2008 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

Problem, as I see it, is that Seattle doesn't have any receiver who can do that.

It’s the official’s prerogative how tight they call that, but while Holt will capitalize, I don’t see Branch or Engram being able to.

by John Morgan on Dec 14, 2008 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Blitz, blitz, blitz

Seahawks dominated…by the Rams.

by John Morgan on Dec 14, 2008 10:18 AM PST reply actions  

I don't know

who could foresee gut blitzes. That’s unprecedented.

by John Morgan on Dec 14, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't it appear that we have this same problem..

Every single freaking time we play the Rams in St. Louis?

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

At some point we'll institute a shotgun

That will be a terrific day.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Womack looked pretty clueless on that one

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

yummy

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

This already smells like a blowout. DEAR. GOD.

by John Morgan on Dec 14, 2008 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

Or maybe not

If it holds up on review.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

He would of went out at the 1

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Strategy

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't burn Clock

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn Scruffy

did you play quarterback at San Diego State?

by John Morgan on Dec 14, 2008 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope

Witicha St

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

nope

Its a Art School in the Mountains

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Great Football Program though

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Ways to beat the inside blitz:

Quick hitting passing plays
Tosses to the outside
WR, HB, TE, or FB screens

and, oh yeah…

2 Back shotgun

by dlinsley on Dec 14, 2008 10:26 AM PST reply actions  

So I had to drive back to Bham from Seattle last night

By the time I got to stanwood it was starting to stick. From Burlington on I saw 25 cars in the ditch or off the road.

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:27 AM PST reply actions  

Including a Semi

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

STUFF!

mornin’, boys.

How much snow you got down there? We got a few inches up here in Victoria.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 10:32 AM PST reply actions  

I have about 8

but its all ice now

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

nice 3rd down stop

for once

Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 10:32 AM PST reply actions  

Why did Forsett catch that?

Every day I hear about Seattle sports' failures. Every night I fall asleep to the sound of my own tears.

by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 10:33 AM PST reply actions  

He's been taking lessons from Brian Russell

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Because he's awesome.

Now, can we get through this next drive without a turnover? I’m thinking…maybe.

by John Morgan on Dec 14, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone will false start

Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

Or not!

Thanks Carlson!

Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

TVants link

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=125dd502a07950ccf7a6cd5574fd983c

by dlinsley on Dec 14, 2008 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

doesn't work

Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

no

I just tried to follow the link. let me see about installing it

Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

You would think that would be total news to Holmgren

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

nice punt

Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 10:39 AM PST reply actions  

Hey look Ryan didn't punt a touchback.

Every day I hear about Seattle sports' failures. Every night I fall asleep to the sound of my own tears.

by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 10:39 AM PST reply actions  

One quarter in the books...

Holmgren furiously looks through his playbook to discover plays that can beat all-out blitzes. So far, no success.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

Touchdowns beat an all-out blitz

Holmgren needs to call for one of those.

by MFAN on Dec 14, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

It's in the back of the book

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

are we over the scripted plays yet?

Because I’d like to move the ball a bit.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

So much for our offensive line improvement

Wrotto is the only fella who it appears hasn’t made a glaring error yet.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

you think they've given up?

I’ll be highly irritated to lose to Josh Brown.

Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:46 AM PST reply actions  

LOL where'd you get that?

The guy in that is clearly Michael Bolton from Office Space.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Just found it on Google

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Get Jennings back out there. Wilson is a good nickel corner, but this is a nightmare matchup.

by John Morgan on Dec 14, 2008 10:48 AM PST reply actions  

Holt

Of course, Jennings just got abused, so…

by John Morgan on Dec 14, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Why wouldn't we just match up Trufant with Holt all day?

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Why?

Why not just tell Trufant “You follow #81”. I don’t understand why they have to just play sides of the field.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Cause when they switch to Zone

its easier

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Haven't the Hawks been terrible at Zone coverage the last three years?

I wouldn’t mind sticking with Man.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

on who?

because that was ugly.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Fucking seriously?

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

I hate Richie Incognito.

/preaching to the choir

Every day I hear about Seattle sports' failures. Every night I fall asleep to the sound of my own tears.

by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

I hate Torry Holt.

Every day I hear about Seattle sports' failures. Every night I fall asleep to the sound of my own tears.

by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

You know what Seattle needs?

A secondary coach. That would be nice.

by John Morgan on Dec 14, 2008 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

Too easy.

Every day I hear about Seattle sports' failures. Every night I fall asleep to the sound of my own tears.

by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Well that was embarrassing.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

good lord get off of the field

Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 10:54 AM PST reply actions  

You're funny.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Brian Russell vs Steven Jackson 1 on 1

is not a matchup I wanted to see

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:54 AM PST reply actions  

Marc Bulger is catching passes against us now?

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

Marc Bulger for WR

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

Embarrassing.

Every day I hear about Seattle sports' failures. Every night I fall asleep to the sound of my own tears.

by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 10:56 AM PST reply actions  

and for the 59th time....

…one of our blitzes walks by a QB with the mobility of a small-sized planet.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 10:56 AM PST reply actions  

So...

do you think anyone from this defense is going to be back next year?

Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

Brian Russell

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Scruffy, really.

Of course Russell will be back! With his fiery veteran leadership-osity and penchant for the late but important hits, we would be lost if he left

It's great to be a Florida Gator!

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure they're all be cut

Rumor has it Ruskell is petitioning the NFL to hold an expansion draft next year so we can just start from scratch.

by Nate Dogg on Dec 14, 2008 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn't they start this drive at like their own 5?

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

This hurts more than I would have thought.

Kind of an off subject rant, but…I just don’t get why everyone on KJR and all over the area wants Holmgren to come back next year…Holmgren was once a great coach, but I can’t help but put much of the blame for this season on Holmgren’s lack of imagination and playcalling prowess.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

Agreed

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I still like Holmgren as a had coach

Just wish he wasn’t calling the plays anymore, but yeah I’m with you.

by MFAN on Dec 14, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

"Look at the bad angle that Russell takes on him"

No one who works for the Seahawks notices this?

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

Not in.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

We've got a few LL guys here, and this game sucks

Someone please tell me why I shouldn’t be hoping for Zoidberg to get Marcus Thames. I love the guy.

by Nate Dogg on Dec 14, 2008 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

No No No

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Why why why?

Still an amateur baseball fan here but wouldn’t he platoon well with Branyan?

by Nate Dogg on Dec 14, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we could find beter

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 14, 2008 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

.256/.325/.528 career vs. LHP

Seems like a decent 1B platoon option to me.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Thames might be a better half platoon than Chris Shelton...

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

What was the point of playaction there?

just to make it impossible for JJ to block the blitzer?

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

Holmgren looks like he didn't expect them to Blitz.

Like he looked disappointed in himself. How could he be looking for anything else right now?

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

An all-out blitz? Lost fumble?

Gee, didn’t see that coming.

Every day I hear about Seattle sports' failures. Every night I fall asleep to the sound of my own tears.

by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

Sigh.

It's great to be a Florida Gator!

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

Wow.

Jesus Murphy, this team loves to lose.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

Sweet jumping fucking Jesus.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

Oh for fucks sake.

Every day I hear about Seattle sports' failures. Every night I fall asleep to the sound of my own tears.

by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

YAY! Wasted time out!

We are so bad at everything concerning football.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

This is going to be one of those Hawks games

that I will torrent tomorrow and be unable to bring myself to watch.

It's great to be a Florida Gator!

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

I should stop watching this

I’m starting to dislike the Seahawks

by Nate Dogg on Dec 14, 2008 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

This game is fun to watch

Two turnovers in a row jesus.

At least Carlson broke a couple record for the Hawks. Check it out… www.nextseasonsports.com

by seahawks19and0 on Dec 14, 2008 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

Watch this one get called back.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

Haha

Weeeeeee!

Bringin' the outside heat.

by FizzleDrip on Dec 14, 2008 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

Hasselbeck is inactive right?

Why is he even in pads?

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

BRUSS!!!!

Bringin' the outside heat.

by FizzleDrip on Dec 14, 2008 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

I agree you on the whole "low point of the season" comment

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

In all seriousness

Could Oklahoma/Florida or USC beat the Lions/Rams or Seahawks?

by MFAN on Dec 14, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Definitely

It's great to be a Florida Gator!

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, a blitz resulting into a sack

“There has to be a play in there somewhere”

These announcers are owning the Hawks coaching staff right now.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 11:19 AM PST reply actions  

It's some gadgety play called a Shotgun.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do that?

We can run five step drops and play-action!

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

At least someone is.

It seems like everyone bites their tongue when talking about our coaching out of respect for Walrus.

It's great to be a Florida Gator!

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

He may be a legend, and I respect everything he's done for this organization

But he’s just not the guy he used to be…he deserves the criticism now.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

If he can’t see that everyone has had his ticket for the past two years, then maybe he shouldn’t be coaching. It surprises me that other teams will still be lining up to court him after this season.

It's great to be a Florida Gator!

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Play Cover-2 defense and blitz up the middle

It hasn’t been rocket science to defense us recently.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

A shotgun?!

Then Seneca just runs right at the Blitzers.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

That is the most annoying thing about playing on Live.

I want to play realistic football and that shit is hella retarded.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

The last time I played Madden on Live is the last time I will play Madden on Live.

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

They really need to make 30 yard Rollouts not work.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

^whole game

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Players on XBox live make football not fun.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I would claim the most annoying thing on Madden are all the random graphics

It takes way too long to play a freaking game because of all the random replays.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, Offensive Linemen are mentally handicapped in their blocking schemes.

Kind of like today’s game.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't think they will ever get that AI right

Or when the opposing QB is sitting wide open in the pocket and your linebackers are just standing ten feet away, oblivious.

It's great to be a Florida Gator!

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Good play call out of the two minute warning

Seneca… not a good starting quarterback. Please remember this Ruskell.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 11:23 AM PST reply actions  

I don't think anyone thinks Seneca is starter material.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Somebody doesn't listen to KJR enough

This is not a criticism.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Ian Furness and Mitch make me want to punch puppies.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't believe Ian Furness got Groz's job. Groz was such a beacon of hope for sports talk radio.

I hope he gets a big show on KIRO

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Im excited

to not lhaving my sports radio station be a hot or not pollster every day on my way to work in the spring.

Bringin' the outside heat.

by FizzleDrip on Dec 14, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Senecs is running for his life now.

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 11:23 AM PST reply actions  

^Seneca.

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Sweet, Frye tiem.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

Hey, Seneca had time to step up.

Baby steps.

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

Seneca is pissed.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

Help us, Charlie Frye. You're our only hope--

Wait, Frye is our only hope? Aw, shit.

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

Note for the second half to Holmgren...

They are blitzing Otagwe or Craft on every play. Please account for that.

Or yell obscenities into your headset while covering your mouth with your playbook. Whatever.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

Here's a radical idea:

Run some draws and screen plays. Keep JJ back for pass protection.

Or, you could just continue running five-step drops and look confused on the sidelines.

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't believe someone as legendary as Mike Holmgren can stand on the sidelines looking confused and dumbfounded at the Rams' scheme.

I mean…come on Mike. Every team this whole damn year has been running this scheme against you, since freaking Buffalo.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

First half cap:

Draft pick ho!

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:32 AM PST reply actions  

So does anyone else think the local media is being retarded for harping on Ruskell and trying to say that he's the reason this organization is bad for "forcing Holmgren out"?

I mean..it’s not like Ruskell basically built the 2005 Super Bowl defense…

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

There are other things to talk about.

Jack Zduriencik’s front office moves, the Putz trade (which was good), Mora’s challenges taking over the team, I don’t know, lots of things. Making up a story about bringing Holmgren back isn’t just sloppy, it’s garbage.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, the biggest story is the one they're not talking about

and that’s what’s going to happen with the coaching staff when Holmy leaves.

STILL no real word on who’s going to run the O and D of this team next year.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

a bunch of morons

anyone who’s looked at Holmgren’s draft record as GM should know better.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I love how some of the idiots that comment on Seahawks Insider want Holmgren back as the GM

Seahawks Insider has to have the worst group of commenters in the history of blogs.

by MFAN on Dec 14, 2008 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I always think the local media is "short bus".

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Fantasy Playoffs!

Is the Mr. Team owner here? Beetleborgs are blowing you up…

Bringin' the outside heat.

by FizzleDrip on Dec 14, 2008 11:35 AM PST reply actions  

hey!

we’re kickin your ass! i like it!!!!!!!!!

GO RAMS!!!

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 14, 2008 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

Bucs/Falcons is looking like an entertaining game.

The NFC South is just loaded this year.

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

A 7-7 record is in last place.

It’s just ridiculous.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

They Blitzed 15 times in the first half?

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

I want to have Carlson's babies.

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

Man, one man to beat from a TD...

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

Hey John, how is Locklear looking at LT?

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

I'm not watching too intently.

What I’ve seen looks good. He’s chucking the ends on run plays.

by John Morgan on Dec 14, 2008 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, let's not get too radical here.

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously John, contain yourself.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice "hospital" pass from Wallace

Jesus, if that’s anyone but Weaver he’s in the ambulance.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 11:49 AM PST reply actions  

Uh...

Is it just me, or did he have a wide open man on the bottom of the screen?

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 11:50 AM PST reply actions  

Ugh. Not much else on today. Do I HAVE to watch football?

Usually there’s some kind of sweet movie on “Space” channel or something. But today, nothin’.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

At least you have the hawks

I have Green Bay/Jax and Buffalo/Jets

It's great to be a Florida Gator!

by Wayward Llama on Dec 14, 2008 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

So this game is unimaginably sloppy.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:01 PM PST reply actions  

I agree.

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

True.

Though he’s not showing ANYTHING as a punt returner.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn't seem to have a lot of room.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No, you're right.

But I haven’t seen him shake even one tackler.

How many times was Burly taken down by one guy? Not very many.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

I don’t think he’s anything special as a PR, but that’s not what he’s good at.

by John Morgan on Dec 14, 2008 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Catch to a wide receiver!

No way! Quick out against a blitz package!

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

Run away from the blitz!

No way!

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

Whats with the tempo?

It’s like they’re interested in moving the ball downfield

by Nate Dogg on Dec 14, 2008 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

Jesus Mare had room to spare.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

I like Mare and would like to see him return.

Decent accuracy and a huge leg on kickoffs. What more do you want from a kicker?

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

Why did we draft Coutou again?

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

Sideline eye candy

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He stands next to Schmitt to look better.

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

So does anyone else want to win this game just for pride reasons?

I know it hurts us RE: the draft….but we’ve won eight straight against them. The Rams are our bitch.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

I want to win every game we play.

Always against the Rams.

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap nice snag.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

Why play off Dane Looker?

Afraid of his burning 5.5 40 speed?

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

So maybe a blitz?

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

I thought Trufant had that picked...

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

oh, so NOW we call offensive PI

I mean, don’t do it on a FUCKING TOUCHDOWN PASS or anything.

Asshole shitty ref’s.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

He was out of bounds anyways.

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:15 PM PST reply actions  

His toes were in bounds.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought his butt was out.

Wasn’t looking too intently though. Not exactly a game worth looking intently at.

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, it has not been a good year for Ed Hochuli.

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

Have I mentioned how much I hate playing 10 yards off every wide receiver?

Why the hell draft quick corners if you don’t let them be quick?

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

They're criticizing the Seahawks' soft "off coverage" zones.

About time someone did it.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

(#)*$&#($&#(*&(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have TWO plays on 3rd down.

Blitz everyone, shittily.

Zone everyone, shittily.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 12:17 PM PST reply actions  

I wasn't aware that "shittily" was a word.

I applaud the useage thought.

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, blitzing 7 on third down is stupid.

Also, our DBs suck at zone coverage and excel in man coverage. So let’s Blitz and zone our DBs!!

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice drop asshole.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

That's exactly what I thought...

So that’s what safety help really looks like.

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

They're totally gonna get this.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

And done.

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

3rd down! Soft zones!!

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

Oh Richie Incognito

<3

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

AGAIN

Amazing. Unbelieavable. Seneca stands in the pocket like a stone, but all Bulger has to do is shrug and our blitzers fly past.

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

Richie Incognito is so awesome.

I remember when he was drafted and St Louis was lauded for getting a “first round talent” later in the draft. Ha!

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

You think Brown's wearing his hot pants today?

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck you Brownie

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

I was there! :)

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

me too

the game got sad after that

by Nate Dogg on Dec 14, 2008 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured we needed to go up two or three scores quick to have a chance.

After that play, I thought we had a shot.

Whoops!

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong hole, Josh.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

No one has ever said "Man that's good"

After taking a sip of a Budweiser product.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

So we have absolutely NO reason not to go for this.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:31 PM PST reply actions  

I'll stick with my Double Bastard thank you.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I had my double bastard cherry popped on Friday.

I think I still like Ruination better—I love pales—but Double Bastard is mighty tasty.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, Holmgren stick to the basics.

Weaver, motioning out, then on a too-shallow in route?

by djafrot on Dec 14, 2008 12:32 PM PST reply actions  

So...why didn't we go for that?

We’re two and fucking eleven. Come on now. Grow a pair Holmgren.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

We're also not stopping them from moving the ball at all.

And this game doesn’t matter.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Indianoplis has been interesting this year

they’re just barely getting by a lot of teams, I wouldn’t be surprised if they got bounced bad in the playoffs.

by Nate Dogg on Dec 14, 2008 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Peyton's good enough that on any given Sunday he can beat anyone.

But I still don’t think they’ll be going too deep in the playoffs.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked 3rd and 4 better.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

Soft zone!

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

Nice snag K-Rob!

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:40 PM PST reply actions  

Annnd it's coming back.

Hold on Willis?

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

Oh snap

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Peyton Manning's deep ball is so beautiful.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 12:44 PM PST reply actions  

Totally blown coverage

2/3 of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Marcus Trufant.

by Chickadee on Dec 14, 2008 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

locklear should get that td

2/3 of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Marcus Trufant.

by Chickadee on Dec 14, 2008 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

Is it wrong that I want Seattle to lose?

I mean, they’ve been awful. I don’t see what winning proves.

by John Morgan on Dec 14, 2008 12:56 PM PST reply actions  

Pride?

I hate the fucking Rams.

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I just can't root against them

I understand wanting them to lose, but I can’t do it, I need a fucking win.

by MFAN on Dec 14, 2008 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I won't root against them

but I won’t be shedding any tears if we lose this

by Nate Dogg on Dec 14, 2008 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll be very disappointed that our run of dominance over the Rams is over.

But I know it’ll be a good thing in the long run.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems like Seattle has earned a loss.

I mean, win or lose, they’ve struggled against the Rams. There’s nothing to gain. Losing this ensures Seattle has a great chance of getting the player they want. It’s like Manning or Leaf. Thomas or Levi Brown.

by John Morgan on Dec 14, 2008 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not ready to admit it yet

but I imagine there’s going to be a part of me after this game that wants the best available talent in the draft no matter what the cost.

by BrianL on Dec 14, 2008 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, im not gonna be jumping around all day because of a win

And in the long run a loss is probably better, but I still want them to win…I can’t help it.

by MFAN on Dec 14, 2008 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Its the 2 minute warning

And we have time outs left. I don’t know what to believe anymore.

by J_G on Dec 14, 2008 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

I have to admit it would be pretty great...

To beat the Rams and Josh Brown on a last second field goal.

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

WHY THE HELL IS HOLMGREN CALLING RUN PLAYS?

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

Eh...

If they had broke it, would it really be a good call or dumb luck with a bad process?

by BrianL on Dec 14, 2008 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a great compilation they're showing right now of our last three home games.

The “nut punch” special.

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

Wow, that was a good play call.

Who took Holmgren’s headset?

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

Wooo!!!

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

What a great throw from Wallace!

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

WOOO BRANCH

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

well there we go, finally

2/3 of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Marcus Trufant.

by Chickadee on Dec 14, 2008 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

Now it's time....

For the two-kicker trick play.

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

Holy shit we did it!

The wins still feel satisfying.

I’ll probably regret this feeling of elation in June.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

Eh... we'll have a high draft pick either way.

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Game over, bitches.

I hate the Rams.

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

YES YES YES FUCK THE RAMS DRAFT POSITION BE DAMNED

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by Benne on Dec 14, 2008 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

Lock Down!

I bet Richie Icognito did it.

bastard.

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by dcrockett17 on Dec 14, 2008 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

yeah,

on the field goal try. not sure what happened. nobody saw it.

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by dcrockett17 on Dec 14, 2008 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh fuck everything.

Jesus Christ why didn’t we just turn the ball over?

by BrianL on Dec 14, 2008 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

the cart is out

they’re cutting lock’s shoe off.

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by dcrockett17 on Dec 14, 2008 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you listening to the radio?

They didn’t talk about that at all on the TV.

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by crushedoptimist on Dec 14, 2008 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, i'm on radio via nfl.com

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by dcrockett17 on Dec 14, 2008 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

they don't know what happened

but as soon as the kick went through, raible said that lock was down and that the trainers were running out on the field toward him.

they said it looked like more than the garden variety “getting rolled up on.” the trainers came out and apparently cut off lock’s shoe. he was able to get up and get to the cart with some help, but it didn’t look good.

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by dcrockett17 on Dec 14, 2008 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Alrighty, post game gif requests.

I’ve got a Brian Russell bad angle written down at 3-4 minutes left in the second quarter. Anything else?

by BrianL on Dec 14, 2008 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

Carlson was beautiful all game long

not sure if there was anything .gif worthy though. The game was ugly, sloppy and completely uninteresting.

by Nate Dogg on Dec 14, 2008 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Jack Zduriencik has been a god send.

I love all he’s done so far.

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by BrettJMiller on Dec 14, 2008 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

There's this doubt in the back of my mind

that tells me that I’m just impressed because the last guy was so damn awful. The more Jack does, the quieter that doubt becomes, though.

by BrianL on Dec 14, 2008 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Go falcons, fuck yah

2/3 of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Marcus Trufant.

by Chickadee on Dec 14, 2008 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

My response to the "why win?" question

If it ends up being Sam Bradford or bust, this was a crappy win.

If we are satisfied with a group of maybe three players who might fall to us (e.g., Bradford, Oher, Duke Robinson in a trade down) then ending the year with a win and perhaps a couple well-played losses probably matters at the margins heading into the off-season. It’s the sort of thing that could help us get a bargain basement free agent who could help us, but is looking at other teams. I suspect they won’t be beating down the doors to get to Oakland or Detroit.

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by dcrockett17 on Dec 14, 2008 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

Rams outplayed Seattle

The win doesn’t change that. I don’t root against Seattle, but the Hawks won this game on the scoreboard only. I’d rather Seattle play well and get screwed.

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