*sigh

by sammy on Mar 28, 2008 1:27 PM PDT Comment 12 comments

Noted without comment.

A 24-year-old South Kitsap man -- and self-proclaimed Seattle Seahawks fan -- was arrested Sunday for allegedly spitting on the hamburger he prepared for a man wearing Pittsburgh Steelers attire, according to Kitsap County Sheriff's Office reports.

http://www.komotv.com/news/17090031.html

A place to bury strangers.

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arrested??

this man deserves a promotion.

by MFAN on Mar 28, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Germane Short Story

My first job off the streets was working at Jack in the Box. I was hired on as a shift leader and after 9 months they actually gave me the position. I had a friend Jon who had a real beef with cops. He's Cuban and for whatever reason I can't remember the cops sicked their dogs on him once. Jon was desperate for a job so I pulled some strings and got him hired. One day a cop came cruising through our drive through. I wasn't there, but Jon later told me he spit on the guy's burger. I had to tell Jon that if he ever did that again I'd personally see to him being fired. I've heard from others about some heinous activity elsewhere, specifically at KFC, but this shit is the extreme exception.

Jon later left to work at Binyon's and married a Slavic dominatrix. Recently I asked my friend Ian how he was doing and he said "happy and properly cuckolded."

by John Morgan on Mar 28, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That last graph made my day

by sammy on Mar 28, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lol

i love how this story ends. the final lines are hilarious.

the casual mention of the weed amuses me.

Phildopip = Jimmimoose's body check

by jimmimoose on Mar 28, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

that was pretty funny

4th degree assault...oh and he had 2 pounds of weed on him.

by MFAN on Mar 28, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ya know

like ya do....

Phildopip = Jimmimoose's body check

by jimmimoose on Mar 28, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

classy, classy people 'hawks fans are!

Where's Christian?

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 28, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Whatever he deserves it

for showing his ugly face in Pittsburgh Black and Gold within 1000 miles of Seattle.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 28, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

btw

i like the fact they called him a seahawks fan before they called im a cook. almost like being a 'hawks fan was his job while being a cook was his hobby.

Where's Christian?

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 28, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I can top that.

There was this guy in Olympia who pulled up to a Taco Bell drive-thru very late one weeknight, about 13 years ago or so. He wasn't in a very good mood. The Taco Bell employee took a little bit longer to get to the speaker than this guy liked, apparently, so when he finally said "May I help you," the dude lay into him -- "What the fuck took you so goddamn long?", etc. etc.

The guy placed his order, and the kid at the window read it back wrong to him, making the driver even madder. Finally the kid gets it right and the driver pulls up to the window, where he again berates the kid. They exchange money and the Taco Bell guy disappears for about three or four minutes. The guy's beyond ticked off now.

The Taco Bell guy reappears -- looking a little flushed and breathing a little heavy -- and gives the guy his food. The guy gets monumentally pissed off and peels out of the restaurant.

The person who told me this story said, "All I can tell you is that the guy ordered a burrito, the Taco Bell employee's palms were sweaty, and the white-colored sauce that they put inside of the burrito was not sour cream."

Ever since I heard that story I have made it a point to be overly nice to all drive-thru attendants. Especially at Taco Bell.

--Shrug

by Shrug on Mar 29, 2008 12:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs