We've Also Seen the Last of Brett Favre

by Shrug on Mar 4, 2008 7:48 AM PST Comment 12 comments

The Packers' quarterback is done. His team's spanking of the Seahawks in last year's divisional round will therefore stand as his last professional victory.

When he wasn't playing us, I had a whole lot of admiration and respect for Brett Favre. He looked like he was having fun. He was the anti-Ryan Leaf. Then again, anybody who signed a Christmas card was by definition the anti-Ryan Leaf. But not many could throw the ball.

His cinematic high point was his role as the ex-boyfriend the Farrelly Brothers' There's Something About Mary.

Two of my ex-girlfriends had obsessions with Brett Favre which made me somewhat uncomfortable.

Anyway, Wisconsin's gonna be melancholy today. Try to wrap up business early. Happy trails.

A place to bury strangers.

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heh

we literally hit post at the sametime. I'll go ahead and remove mine

Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 4, 2008 7:49 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Heh

This obviously has affected both of us. Thanks.

--Shrug

by Shrug on Mar 4, 2008 8:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Well

John Madden: Brett Favre is Brett Favre and only Favre can retire better than Favre. I've never seen a guy retire better than Brett Favre. Brett Favre may have had the greatest retirement announcement I've ever heard of and of course it will come from Brett Favre.

Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre.

Juck Fosh Brown

by SSreporters on Mar 4, 2008 8:07 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Heh

I feel a meme coming on. Like those things on MySpace where you're supposed to replace one word in a movie title with "penis" or something.

--Shrug

by Shrug on Mar 4, 2008 8:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

"A Favre for All Seasons"?

In which Brett Favre takes up hockey, I suppose, and then baseball. (Dude has the arm and the toughness to play catcher.)

by The Ancient Mariner on Mar 4, 2008 8:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

A Penis for All Seasons?

Am I doing it wrong?

by BrettJMiller on Mar 4, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

A Penis for All Favres

Jimmimoose = Phildopip's lover.

by Phildopip on Mar 4, 2008 12:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

And so the Aaron Rodgers era begins

Good luck with that. Let me know how it goes, willya?

by The Ancient Mariner on Mar 4, 2008 8:16 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

on the bright side

Green bay is suddenly eminently beatable.

by paul2 on Mar 4, 2008 8:55 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

You know who else had his last

professional victory come at the expense of the Hawks in the playoffs?

Dan Marino.

by Matthew on Mar 4, 2008 9:21 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Maybe we should

lose on purpose to the Pats next season!

"I think we know who the 'Hawks true rival is"-John Morgan

by Coach Owens on Mar 4, 2008 11:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Brett Favre was a warrior.

Yeah, he was always too hyped up but I respected the guy because he wasn't just a pretty boy bitch like Brady or Romo. He was a working man, an average joe who just happened to be really good at playing football. Dude will be missed, except for his maddening (no pun intended) proficiency to beat the Hawks in the playoffs.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 4, 2008 11:38 AM PST reply actions 0 recs