I'm not a draft expert and don't play one on the internets, but I am Pretty Fucking Impressed with Ruskell and Co's draft. With their picks in Rounds 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6, they appear to have drafted guys who, at the very least, are all excellent shots to make the roster. Not bad for a 4-time defending division champion sitting near the bottom of most rounds.

1st.  Lawrence Fucking Jackson, DE

Probably doesn't knock out Tapp for a starting spot, but that hardly matters since they envision a 7-8 man rotation on the line. Maybe Ruskell and Holmgren held out to see if RB Mendenhall fell to them. He didn't, so Seattle shrewdly traded down and still got their man. Other teams probably slept on him at that spot since DE wasn't a "need" for the Hawks. Well done.

2nd.  John Fucking Carlson, TE

Moves right to the top of the depth chart. Ruskell and Holmgren were willing to trade away their pick in the 3rd round, a round they covet, so they think highly of this guy. If he turns into the TE they've been looking for all these years we can thank King Salmonella, or he might not have fallen to 38. 

4th.  Joseph "Red" Fucking Bryant, DT

Massive run-stuffer comes in and immediately competes for a starting spot, with Tubbs a perennial injury concern and Rocky acting like Jake LaMotta. Was at Jacob Green's house when he got drafted...that's got to be good juju.

5th.  Owen Fucking Mask-Buster Schmitt, FB

This pick was from the Cowboys for trading back in the 1st round, so if you still want to whine about trading the 3rd rounder to get Carlson, this is your answer. My first reaction was, "FB? wtf." But if this guy turns out to be the smash-mouth pure fullback badass everyone's making him out to be, then it will be another Ruskell mid-round steal. Immediate speculation was that he might displace Weaver but I think that's very premature. Either way, he seems destined for no worse than backup FB, and that's pretty damn good for moving back 3 spots and still getting your guy in the first round. 

6th.  Tyler Fucking Schmitt, LS!?!

Go Aztecs!!  Like fellow Montezuma Mesa alum Kevin O’Connell, had everyone saying, "Who?" when his name was announced. Even the indefatigable Mike Mayock couldn't recall if a long snapper had ever been drafted before. Say what you want about possibly being available in the 7th round, but they wanted the guy and pulled the trigger. If he pans out they've added a ST starter and young battery-mate to go with Plack and Olindo Mare/Cuotu. A welcome end to the revolving LS door since the injury to J.P. Darche. 

7th.  Justin Fucking Forsett? RB

Who the fuck knows? A longshot to make the roster, but it's speculated that the team will move Mo Mo out since his role is filled by Julius Jones. If so, maybe the scat-back Forsett makes the team as a KR/ST guy.  

edit:  This strikes me as the only throwaway of the draft. Maybe it's kind of a Darren Sproles pick and they see him returning kickoffs, as Morris has proven to be no threat as a KR. I'm still not convinced Morris has been deemed expendable so I'd be surprised to see this guy make anything but the practice squad. Was there really no O-lineman or linebacker they liked here?

7th.  Brandon What-the-Fucking Coutu, K

These Bulldog coeds thoroughly enjoyed Mr. Cuoto's kickoffs and PATS, so... hmm. Will have to beat out Olindo Mare. The team really must not have thought much of the remaining available O-lineman or Linebackers. Look for a couple of undrafted FA's to actually compete for spots at those positions in training camp. People will slam the last two picks, fairly so, EXCEPT if the kicker ends up being a stud, in which case this class would be very good indeed. I'll be rooting for the kid to beat out the old man but doubt it.

update: Undrafted FA's:

S Jamar Adams , Michigan
CB Donovan Alexander , North Dakota
WR Travis Brown , New Mexico
WR Michael Bumpus, Washington State
LB Matt Castelo , San Jose State
G Dustin Dickinson, Houston
CB DeMichael Dizer, Grambling
LB David Hawthorne, Texas Christian
S Kelin Johnson, Georgia
T William Robinson , San Diego State
WR Anthony Russo , Washington
S Eric Wicks, West Virginia

Adams looks interesting, and possibly Robinson (go Aztecs!!).