Seahawks News Omnibus: With Cursing!
by Stencil on Jun 9, 2008 2:22 PM PDT
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Plackemeier Suffers a Torn Pectoral: And that about sums it up. Torn Pectorals suck, frankly, even if you’re a punter. More on this as it develops.
Tubbs Takes the Field: Non-believers in medical science might think that figure that looks a good bit like former world beating defensive tackle Marcus-motherfucking-Tubbs is actually 20 wolverines duck-taped into a blue suit, but no, it’s Marcus-motherfucking-Tubbs taking the field in June, participating in individual drills with a smile so big it’s parting the clouds in the vitamin D deficient P. N. W.
That's all this pseudonym has for today. Check back tomato for more bad jokes and profanity.
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This news carries a terrible curse.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 9, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Heh, you don't need pecs to punt!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 9, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He must have awfully big pecs
to catch a snap with them.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 10, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I would presume
that you’d rather he catch the snap with his arms up and extended?
by The Ancient Mariner on Jun 10, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
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