Introducing the Worst NFL Starter You've Probably ... Heard of

Captain Caveman asked my opinion on Brian Russell and I delivered. I've loved Kissing Suzy Kolber since the Sex Cannon days and read it regularly. Basically, it's 9/10 funny and 1/10 minstrel show. It's funny and offensive and fearless. Here's part of Caveman's lead up, but you'll have to follow the link to read my take.

If you’d like to know why the Seahawks have four Pro Bowl starters on defense but still give up 30+ points to the Bills and 49ers, Brian Russell is your answer.

If you’re wondering how J.T. O’Sullivan can get sacked 8 times, but still throw for 321 yards with a touchdown and no interceptions: Brian Russell.

Did you see that Isaac Bruce, who is something like 47 years old, got 153 yards on only 4 catches?  There’s a secret ingredient to that formula, and his name is Brian Russell.

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