Post Your Hawk Week 3 condensed

by Christian on Sep 18, 2008 3:13 PM PDT Comment 33 comments

Well I just got running water back to my house. Never ever take water for granted. Peeing in your back yard. Showering at a hotel, going number dos at a friends, just no good. On to the hawk.

I haven't had a chance to go back and read all the posts about last weeks PYH, but I am certain that whomever chose JJ won. Score I am not certain.

My Hawk of the week is Koren. I love Koren. Koren is good. Koren is love. Embrace the Koren.

Koren: 2tds, 115yds, me wetting myself with glee. Hawks 35 Rams 3

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John Carlson

With 8 catches for 96 yards and a td. Also gets banged up on his last reception late in the third quarter, however, scaring the living bejezzus out of us all. Turns out he’s fine after the game, though.

Hawks win 26-13

by jimmimoose on Sep 18, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

T.J. Duckett.

4 carries, 10 yards, 2 goal line TDs.

Hawks win 17-9.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 4:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You really think after the Giants and Eagles lit up the Rams we're going to score just 17?

If that’s the case then we do have a lot of worrying to do.

Brian Russell is worse than you.

by SSreporters on Sep 18, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep.

All of our problems have even begun to be ironed out yet.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

*haven't

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whatever man.....you can't score 30 against the 49ers and score 17 against the Rams....

Brian Russell is worse than you.

by SSreporters on Sep 18, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't whatever him.

Show some respect. He gets to choose what he wants. If you don’t like it, don’t post it.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 18, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yay! I love being wrong about our offense!

by Phildopip on Sep 23, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll go with the safe bet

Brian Russel

.5 tackles, 0 pass defenses, 0 interceptions, 7 blown coverages.

Hawks, 27-17

My last two PYH got moved to the practice squad and the other lacked hand calcium. Lets hope BRuss breaks a leg, clean off. Then at least he’ll have a wheelchair, you know, to speed him up.

2/3 of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Marcus Trufant.

by Chickadee on Sep 18, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL! That could be post of the week right there.

Brian Russell is worse than you.

by SSreporters on Sep 18, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I would've included a passinterference

for good measure, but lets be real, he isn’t gonna touch anyone long enough.

Brian Russel for my intramural ‘Tag’ team.

2/3 of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Marcus Trufant.

by Chickadee on Sep 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Crushy McWreckington

4 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 3 hurries.

Seahawks win 31-7.

Josh Brown misses 6 field goals, flips off the crowd, and at the end of the game each fan gets to take turns slapping Brown in the face.

Brian Russell is worse than you.

by SSreporters on Sep 18, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

McMuffin!!!!

Hawks 20-14

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 18, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Speaking of McMuffin

We should just for the heck of it, have a “Post Your Weak Hawk”, the player who will put up the worst performance…….but we’ll do that AFTER Brian Russell is released.

Brian Russell is worse than you.

by SSreporters on Sep 18, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I was going to say....

No sense in that as it would be a whole lot of people picking the same guy…but you never know someone could come out and surprise you! I’m starting to like this attitude where if you make one mistake your cut…..it seems to apply to every but the all favorite Brusssell sprout

by collyb on Sep 18, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

New Rule:

Brian Russel will now be know as BrusselSprout

That will be all.

2/3 of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Marcus Trufant.

by Chickadee on Sep 19, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hawks 30, Rams 10

Lota Tatupu: 8 tackles, 1.5 sacks, a pick six, and 25 phone numbers collected at the bar afterwards.

BONUS PICK: Koren Robinson, on a kickoff return, stiff-arms Josh Brown to the turf while the crowd roars in murderous glee.

by Benne on Sep 18, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I second that bonus

2/3 of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Marcus Trufant.

by Chickadee on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That would be the best bonus in the world.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Sep 19, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jones again.

24 carries, 120 yds, 1 TD. Hawks 24-10.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Mare again.

4 FGs, 4 XPs. ’Hawks win 40-14.

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Sep 18, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

2/3 of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Marcus Trufant.

by Chickadee on Sep 19, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

K-Rob, 4 rec, 92 yards, 2 TD--despite the knee tweak

Hawks win 42-17

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Sep 18, 2008 11:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Olindo Mare

Hits the game winning field goal as time expires…then points to Josh Brown while repeatedly flailing his arms down to his crotch in the shape of an ’X", while screaming “Suck it!”

Can I buy you a fish sandwich?

by silkybrown on Sep 18, 2008 11:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Got a better idea

Since we know one Seahawks receiver is going to be out for the season before the game begins, Seattle signs Steve Raible, who leaps into his new jersey minutes before kickoff, while Kevin Calabro takes over the football duties with Warren Moon.

Raible then goes on to catch 5 passes for 144 yards and 2 TDs, while commentating on himself:

“Matthew goes back to pass and throws it downfield he’s got Steve-O wide open, TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!”

All of this excitement forces Raible to grow back his mustache, and we all live happily ever after.

Brian Russell is worse than you.

by SSreporters on Sep 19, 2008 7:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

We need Jerry Rice to come out of retirement too.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phildopip on Sep 19, 2008 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jerry Rice

is a name that should not be mentioned in Seattle. If we must get someone out of retirement, we get Michael Irvin. Just give him a mainline right before the game. We’re set.

Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter

by Wayward Llama on Sep 19, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs