Game Thread: Rams @ Seahawks - 2
Yay!!!

John Morgan:
Decimated is too weak an adjective, this first half has been nothing short of obliteration.
Let's get our grounding for a second. After a half, I'm confident the Rams are that bad. Marc Bulger has de-evolved into a pupal, grub like creature with spindly legs unfit for throwing a football. But Seattle can only shame and emasculate the opponent they are given.
The special teams is a real problem and it's not just Bumpus losing the ball in the air, but for today that doesn't matter.
There's a parable somewhere within the first three weeks of Seattle's season. Don't let results shrivel your confidence when you know you're good. Seattle's good. Seattle's damn good.
Drink up, only one more half of vacation. The schedule is about to get real tough.
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ah, laser cats
I thought it was the Cat-Toast Device page from Uncyclopedia.
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link...
That can be found here.
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wow lol
Only one kicker is making this team and his name is Chris Hansen
by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
are you asking that?
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Morrow doing it again
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 21, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
it helps
Only one kicker is making this team and his name is Chris Hansen
by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
No online streaming
Went to Rams radio, and it’s the same. I can’t see or watch this game.
get it?
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
watch for link
http://stoogetv.com/player.html
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Found one...not working with Media Player
Should I have a specific player to play it?
should work with media player...
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm.
I think this is where someone would probably try to point you to the VLC Media Player.
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Easy quick cap Hansen
Running game good, Carlson good, offensive line good, LaRoi Glover invisible, the Rams are BAD.
Josh Who?
I'm happy now
Only one kicker is making this team and his name is Chris Hansen
by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Patriots lose, BC Lions win, Raiders lose, Cardinals lose, Seahawks winning
Greatest day ever?
Josh Who?
M;s are losing thou
Only one kicker is making this team and his name is Chris Hansen
by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
idk
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
Usually this time of year, the Sonics would lose Robert Swift to an ACL in a summer league or something. Since there’s no more Sonics, I guess that nullifies their chance of bad.
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snuff them out, pour it on
If Canucks’ radio color guy Tom Larscheid were doing this game, he’d advise the Seahawks to “never give a sucker an even break.” The Seahawks just have to let the Rams know exactly how bad they are.
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how do thet Titans keep on winning?
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down*
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
qhat?
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take a seat
Only one kicker is making this team and his name is Chris Hansen
by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
unrelated
Read the opening sentence of this article and laugh.
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LAWL
Only one kicker is making this team and his name is Chris Hansen
by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
for the record
In that context, it means Moro Islamic Liberation Front. I’ve seen a Philippine newscast both spell out the acronym as well as pronounce it phonetically.
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Rouge Milfs!
Only one kicker is making this team and his name is Chris Hansen
by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Stephen Jackson should just play QB, because he always gets the ball.
No pressure on Bulger today and he still sucks.
Josh Who?
any new news?
Only one kicker is making this team and his name is Chris Hansen
by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
How did Jackson get by all those defenders?
Very impressive.
Go Grant, too.
big play
Brian Russell must have somehow been involved.
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bulger
He has to have one of the top 15 most unintentionally hilarious potential adult film star names in the NFL.
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Jesus Christ.
That’s fricking ridiculous. Third and long that close to the endzone should be UNMAKEABLE.
touchdown
So where was Brian Russell on the field?
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it does
It’s amazing what one game way back in 2003 can do to a sports fan’s psyche.
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Thank you
wackomann and Chris Hanson. I downloaded the VLC, still didn’t work. Waited for another link and got it to work. Just in time to watch Jackson’s unforced fumble and then a WR score a TD on Leroy Hill(duh?).
Not sure what a linebacker is doing on a WR when we weren’t rushing extra men.
Nice...
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
But it’s actually the Mariners’ official scorer that is manning the camera.
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mcmuffin is 6'4"?
I remember when Hackett was the tallest wide receiver on this team.
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whos the tallest in the NFL?
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
i can't find anything just yet
I guess I’m not too search savvy.
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I always thought...
The Seahawks didn’t like big players. No big DTs, no big WRs.
UGH WTF MCMUFFIN
can’t wait for two weeks from now.
this is crap
They needed points on that drive.
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ok nvm
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry man, I'm paranoid when we have a big lead....especially after Macho Grande...er...2004.
Josh Who?
it's funny how much we all hate on 2004
even though we won the division and went to the playoffs that season.
rrrggh
I can only use Chex Mix to temper any Rams’ offensive progress so many times.
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so does your mom
Only one kicker is making this team and his name is Chris Hansen
by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
BSOD?
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
few months ago
One laptop ago.
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it's a game
Lookie here.
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hawaii
It should be noted that in the Honolulu market, since CBS had the doubleheader this week, someone decided it’d be a great idea to show Bucs/Bears as the Fox game. There’s not even the Favre excuse this time. I don’t know who the hell in Hawaii wanted to watch that game.
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ha good guess
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
conniption
I just had a bad vision when I thought of how the Browns could wear orange jerseys.
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Wooo Duckett!
See, having a change of pace back like Duckett is a good thing.
I know but is he at the game?
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
way off
The Seahawks have fallen way off that point-a-minute pace we wanted so badly.
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go to Hell
er
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Positive and
yards in the same sentence?
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Houshmanduckett
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Epic lolz
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I approve of this name
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 21, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Good signing.
Maybe the team will shed Maurice Morris. Seems like he’s the odd man out at this point.
touchdown
TJ fared better than the Oregon Ducketts did yesterday.
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cut him some slack
BYE is a really hard team to game plan against.
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But when Oxy Gen, a relatively weak QB, is throwing 3 touchdown passes, that is a problem.
Jake Locker has to stop overthrowing his receivers and his receivers also have to catch! I mean they are always open!
Josh Who?
it's quite the problem
Locker is like Tim Tebow, except he can’t hit his receivers. Okay, so that’s a fundamental difference between the two.
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shit I forgot to put my jersey on...
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thats why were winning
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
this is nice
I’m totally going to soak up any happiness I can before even thinking about Week 5.
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AK1984 still thinks Duckett is overrated
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
Okay, this is nice, it's the Rams
But we better get this passing game going, it’s still a little rusty, and Bumpus may have sealed his fate with the muff and the drop.
Josh Who?
Why pass when we're up by this much?
If the running game is working, use it and run the clock down.
John has his point.
There were plenty who said “CUT!!!” after the two fumbles game, but he was not one of them. For the record neither was I, but John has a whole post he made after that game.
But at least you are acknowledging
That some people definitely did call for his head. Thats what I had remembered when I made that previous statement.
I did
I’m not going to lie
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 21, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I take it all back
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 21, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I was young
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by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 21, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Signed in blood?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 21, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
K, I'll write it tonight
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by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 21, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
MS Paint?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 21, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
intrigue
Maybe Gil Haskell pressed the Roethlisberger button. Let’s hope Hasselbeck doesn’t drive a motorcycle home after the game.
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haha
Apparently Raible says Deon Grant got run down by Orlando Pace? The kangaroo court will let Deon know about that.
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emory and oglethorpe did
They traveled through the Fargate to steal cable and used the Universal Remonster to surf channels.
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Hey Over the top Safety help
how about that
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Taylor still really tough to tackle
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
But Coutu is the future
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 21, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
take a seat
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 21, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I need a chair
Only one kicker is making this team and his name is Chris Hansen
by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Easy kicks "thou"?
I’m so happy I’m getting my laptop back on Monday. I’m going to clean this fucking site up.
by John Morgan on Sep 21, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Calm down buddy
Only one kicker is making this team and his name is Chris Hansen
by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Where art thou?
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 21, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
ha
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd him?
Damn near killed him.
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by wackomann on Sep 21, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
reminds me of...
…that one LL game thread where everyone not capitalizing their subject lines got replied to with a .jpg of a Shift key. Which would totally apply to every post I have.
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we only have one? odd
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
living largent
…would have the potential to be a heartwarming or very horrible reality show idea.
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End of the world!
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
s...a...f...e...
The Eagles have just done the safety dance.
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fryelock
…in other news, Vallos in for Womack.
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"there was a personal foul"
for WHAT? I’m tired of these PF calls where the official doesn’t have to qualify what happened.
Hog Formation?
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I say Hell yea
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
might as well
Miami had some success with that today. Great time to be a New England fan.
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Because
The handoff is exciting, it could go either direction
Over 200 yards rushing, it is possible!
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many a year ago...
…Dante Hall used to be relevant.
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Dante
HALL!
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by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
silas?
Ha.
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I'd much rather
The 49ers take the NFC West lead as of now than Arizona, Niners win 31-13.
Josh Who?
I rather have us in the lead...
Only one kicker is making this team and his name is Chris Hansen
by Chris Hansen on Sep 21, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
just what they needed
It feels way better to be 1-2 than 0-3, that’s for sure…and only one game off the division lead, no less. Okay, they wouldn’t have the tiebreaker, but still…
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so Floyd Womack is injured
the guy’s got an underappreciated name, but I appreciate his fragile nature even more

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