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Around SBN: Knicks Beat Lakers With Familiar Strategy

Playoffs!!! Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!

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Come hangout with the FG crew as we talk football and hangout with some creepy fat kid. 

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Nobodys up yet?

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 9:48 AM PST reply actions  

good morning, good sir

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Poor creepy fat kid.

He only wants to be as cool as his friend Young Phillip Rivers.

So, go Eagles, and…uh….very difficult pick for the AFC. Can’t they both lose?

It's great to be a Florida Gator!

by Wayward Llama on Jan 11, 2009 9:51 AM PST reply actions  

He really does look like a Gerbil

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

a vampire gerbil

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

So I guess I'm going for the Eagles

but I hate Donavan McNabb

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:03 AM PST reply actions  

Come on snow!

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:05 AM PST reply actions  

Playoff teams activate 2 kickers

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:06 AM PST reply actions  

Therefore... (COUTU! MARE!)

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Bad news in PFW's weekly gossip column:

‘While other observers in Seattle might have a hard time agreeing with its line of thinking after Brian Russell’s shaky ’08 campaign, we hear the Seahawks’ brain trust still thinks their starting free safety’s savvy and steadiness are assets worth keeping.’
 
Simply bewildering. If he does come back next year here’s hoping he loses his spot to Rashad Johnson, Derek Pegues, or Patrick Chung.

by tohereknowswhen on Jan 11, 2009 10:07 AM PST reply actions  

Oh we're treated to Joe Buck?

fuuuuuuuuuck

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 10:08 AM PST reply actions  

Eli is throwing a wounded duck

but makes better decisions then Delhomme

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:11 AM PST reply actions  

That girl in the 49ers coat is hot

but I think she may be like 15

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:14 AM PST reply actions  

Too funny,

I’ve been thinking that for months.

by Dukeshire on Jan 11, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

good

I’m glad I’m not the only one

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Kevin Curtis' picture is the whitest thing I've ever seen.

John clearly wants him dead

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 10:18 AM PST reply actions  

Hes the NFL's smartest man

47 out 50 on the wunderlic

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Cause hes not Larry Fitzgerald

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats unnecessary roughness?

really?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:23 AM PST reply actions  

Djimon Hounsou used to make good movies

Now if he’s in it, it’s clearly crap

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

Delhomme!

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

now we get to see the brilliant philly goal line playcalling

whoever calls their plays needs to be fired

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 10:26 AM PST reply actions  

4 straight dives here we go

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

they could use a bootleg

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

naked?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah...

I don’t think the Eagles are aware that you can play-action on first and goal from the one.

by Azimeir on Jan 11, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah...

but as much as I like Westbrook, I’m not calling his number for plunges on short yardage situations…

by Azimeir on Jan 11, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I predict...

If the Eagles get a TD here, they win. If they get anything less than a TD, they lose.

by Azimeir on Jan 11, 2009 10:28 AM PST reply actions  

Eagles win, we can all turn the game off and go enjoy the high 70's and sun.

The problem with southern california… Winter is not shitty out so I feel like an ass sitting in watching football

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Raining and cold here

I’m staying inside

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh that is a terrible problem

I’ll look outside at the heavy rain and the snow on the ground and feel sorry for you.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Just...

A prediction for how I think it will go. I almost cried when Asante got stopped at the 2.

by Azimeir on Jan 11, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Where in Southern Cal are you?

I’m more in the middle, between Sacremento and San Fran.

by cashless on Jan 11, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He was in!

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:28 AM PST reply actions  

Oh

This is a playoff type game eh?

(I hit enter to go to the next line oops)

Bringin' the outside heat.

by FizzleDrip on Jan 11, 2009 10:33 AM PST reply actions  

Go back to your huddle Ward

Dawkins is 10x the player you are

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:34 AM PST reply actions  

Dawkins...

Is ten times the player most players are.

by Azimeir on Jan 11, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I must say I do love these rivalry games

just chippy. I now hope for a Steelers win

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

Steelers-Ravens

Would be kind of a bloodbath wouldn’t it?

So would Titans-Steelers… sniffle…

by Azimeir on Jan 11, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

What's G bitches?

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 10:38 AM PST reply actions  

Dunno

But Im pretty sure that Lie to Me ad is about to kick me in the nards in a minute here

Bringin' the outside heat.

by FizzleDrip on Jan 11, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I really wanna see that one day

But only because you guys talk about it so much.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Its for Gatorade

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

New logo

is going to sport a big G on the bottle – why the crazy commercials? I have no idea

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

So that people talk about it on forums

and when the new bottle comes out people know what it is.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

There's no doubt #2

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

Speaking of racially targeted advertising,

McDonalds doesn’t even seem to bother with white people anymore

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 10:51 AM PST reply actions  

I don't know

I’ve bought McNuggets every day recently.

by John Morgan on Jan 11, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

So 2 companies John supports

McDonalds and Allstate insurance.

Next – Mt Dew Code Red

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Johns just mad because this game isn't on BET

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

who would do the commentary on a BET broadcast?

Emmitt Smith as the color guy (I winced when I wrote that) and Lil’ Wayne on the play by play?

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Its crazy how popular Lil'Wayne has become

seems like just yesterday I was in 9th grade listening to “Back that Thang up”

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate Kevin Boss

He is the whitest man in the NFL. Watching him run makes me wince

by dlinsley on Jan 11, 2009 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

On the subject du jour

that Notorious BIG movie looks terrible.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

wow nice grab

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

You know, I knew something bad was about to happen

McNabb kind if sighed with a look of resignation on his face before the play even happened.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

Troy Aikman still suffers from Concussions

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

haha there it is "MOMENTUM!"

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

the last white man to ever play corner in the history of the league.

When he was still a corner, it was like Tom Cruise as the last samurai. Why the hell are you a samurai?

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Ahh Celek has the red eyes also

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

jinx

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

A couple pair?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

Jason Avant

shook the shit out of no one

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

God

Troy Aikman must of fathered that fat kid above

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

Shut up Aikman

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:35 AM PST reply actions  

To many concussions

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Corey Webster Held Jackson on that play

He’s really starting to play up to his potential

by dlinsley on Jan 11, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

when they drafted him out of LSU, they wanted a guy who could hold on plays in the end zone.

He mostly didnt hold much so they were disappointed.

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Nascar = /facepalm

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:37 AM PST reply actions  

The king is fucking terrifying

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

would it make you feel better if you knew they threw it up after?

or does that make it worse

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

no. NO! NO!

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Anyone have a read on this?

I can’t get a feel on who’s winning.

by John Morgan on Jan 11, 2009 11:51 AM PST reply actions  

The giants are

if Eli can start playing better.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

To clarify

The giants as a team are playing better, but Eli’s play is holding them back.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

its the red eyes

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

There, that's a proper commercial. People of every possible ethnicity

all pretending to enjoy 10 dollar steaks

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 11:57 AM PST reply actions  

Symantec forced diversity on me

in my last video :(

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Daniel Craig's English/Russian accent is freaking awesome.

Why didn’t they just get Matthew McConaughey to do the accent?

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:01 PM PST reply actions  

so the ladders is.....

A job site for poachers?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:01 PM PST reply actions  

and very large godzilla robots

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

its the red eyes

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This next play need Freddie Mitchell

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:03 PM PST reply actions  

3rd and long! zomg!

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

oh kevin

Your not helping John change his opinions

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

DeSean Jackson would have ..

also dropped that

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Cofield! Northwestern Wildcat!

Knocking out his own players!

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

Are you actually going to Northwestern?

Or did you graduate?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

graduated in June.

It’s nice to see a few of our nerds making it in the league.

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I was in Chicago last spring

and was amazed by there campus

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

*their

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Evanston is gorgeous. During the winter, the lakefront freezes and there is snow everywhere.

In the summer (ignoring of course the humidity), being along the lake is tremendous. It really is a nice setting to spend too much time studying and in class.

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Donavan enjoys 3rd and long

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

Tuck down?

That’s huge.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jan 11, 2009 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah that's not going to end well

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

One play later, McNabb has all day.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jan 11, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

3rd down

Watch out

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

Horror movies are easy to make

http://joelandkiana.com/video/bat_caves_trailer.mov

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

and bad tv filter

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And a guy that can throw a log into my leg

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm Joe that's Troy

don’t look directly into aikman’s eyes

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

JASON SEHORN!

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Carney isn't good

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

Good no call

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:29 PM PST reply actions  

Magnum PI!

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

ns

http://black20.com/shorts/now-magnum-p-i

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

guess not :)

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

TOOOCHAYYYYY DOOOONAHHHH

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

MAGNUM

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

Who ever bites on the handoff to Klecko?

besides Brian Russell

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

Get something going,

but more importantly score a touchdown. Is anyone writing these gems by Aikman down?

by Dukeshire on Jan 11, 2009 12:40 PM PST reply actions  

when he says something

my brain turns off

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Coughlin just a bitter old man

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

It's funny how Giants fans love Coughlin now

Just over a year ago I doubt the guy had one supporter on the whole east coast.

by MFAN on Jan 11, 2009 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

Love the random cheers

idiot fans

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

THAT IS STUFFING

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:47 PM PST reply actions  

he is stuffed

You have Jacobs use him

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:47 PM PST reply actions  

really I've seen it quite often

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't understand QB sneaking with a QB that isnt good at it

Tom Brady is amazing at it. Eli and Hass not so much

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:48 PM PST reply actions  

This is where coaching confuses me

You know Eli is bad at it. You have Jacobs.

Don’t you practice snapping directly to Jacobs and sneaking him?

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe trying to surprise them?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

GO FOR IT!

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Shamu doesnt take risks

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

because they're mad about getting eaten

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

And I want to fight my lunch

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't get why anyone on the Holmgren coaching tree refuses to go for it on 4th.

There’s really no downside to turning the ball over there. They still have 70 yards to go for the score, and if you get it, yuo apply a choke hold.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jan 11, 2009 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

ellos no tienen cajones

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by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Longer for them to go = wastes more time

especially when they have to score twice

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Continued possesion=wastes way more time for them.

And there was that study that said going for it on 4th is usually the right call.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jan 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

Going for the choke can get reversed

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

roughly 35 yards

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus Eli sucks

and has to go into the wind

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

If it was the hawks defense I would of screamed for them to go for it

but the eagles were playing to their strength there

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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I know john was saying this yesterday, but

after watching LJ Smith and Celek produce today I really hope the hawks pick up a TE that complements JC.

by dlinsley on Jan 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

Yes

I meant Giants and said Eagles and my brain refused to see the mistake. Thank you.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

oh man. Dear Tom Coughlin… you suck horse johnson

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

Kate Walsh is hot

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

Giants fans are also Yankees fans.

They should never be happy

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

me to

but now you have to deal with NFC championship game in AZ

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I am sad

that the two best teams over the season are out already.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

GAME OVER BITCHES

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

"Corey Webster has had a good ball game"

two uncalled PI, and a huge fail on a bomb. great game

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

this is why they shouldn't go for it on 4th down

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well the last one was beautiful

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jan 11, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I want a heated steering wheel

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

All these trucks commercials have me confused

I don’t know which one makes up for my small penis

by Dukeshire on Jan 11, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

best comment all day

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Its not thetype of truck

But the giant wheels, winch that you will never use, gun rack, extra lights, train horn, etc. that make up for that

Bringin' the outside heat.

by FizzleDrip on Jan 11, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

And since I watch football

I need all these things

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

And the ram box, you need that too

Bringin' the outside heat.

by FizzleDrip on Jan 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't care

I <3 Jack Bauer

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

Id buy a truck

If Jack advertised it

Bringin' the outside heat.

by FizzleDrip on Jan 11, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

This is how John made his insurance choice.

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Wooo

Jackrape, cant wait!

Bringin' the outside heat.

by FizzleDrip on Jan 11, 2009 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

Totally unrelated

sbnation’s software is amazing.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

yes it is

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

ELI!! DAGGER!!!

Bwahaha

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jan 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

Pretty rightfully so though

With Plax they would have had atleast 1 TD more.

But the real cause for the loss is the bad kicking. Eli was ‘good enough’ if they had those extra 6 points.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

What?

I’m not saying ifs and buts. I’m saying the missed kicks made them lose the game.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the terrible throws from Elisha were a big factor.

I think he made little more than one good throw the entire game.

by Misfit74 on Jan 11, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Disagree.

Perhaps the momentum changes for the res of the game, but there is no way of knowing that. There is no way of knowing the Phily doesn’t put up more points

by Dukeshire on Jan 11, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not saying that makings those kicks would have won the game for the giants

They could still have lost due to other things, Elisha’s unstoppablility. Misuse of timeouts etc, there were lots of bad things.

but to me the missed kicks where the primary reason they lost.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay,

I see where you’re going with that.

by Dukeshire on Jan 11, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

In the immortal words of Kevin Harlan..

OHHH RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 11, 2009 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

I'm really tempted to post a picture to this that is completely inappropriate

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Go for it,

you can always hide it later.

by LantermanC on Jan 11, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

its worse than the rash

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

even more sexual

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Arizona is +65 at home.

The Super Bowl is in Tampa Bay.

God
no.

by John Morgan on Jan 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST reply actions  

It's Kurt Warners turn to be exposed

That Eagles D should be able to put an end to their run.

by Nate Dogg on Jan 11, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The QB's are being culled

First Ryan, then Collins, then Delhomme. Flacco and Warner are the next two in the list of quarterbacks with no business being in the playoffs.

by Nate Dogg on Jan 11, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Untrue

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a stretch

This is his second elite offense that somehow took off the second he became quarterback.

by John Morgan on Jan 11, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He's been in Arizona since 2005

and struggled to beat out Josh McCown and Leinart as a rookie.

by Nate Dogg on Jan 11, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats cause he was old and they wanted to move forward

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

He's an undrafted free agent who couldn't cut it in the NFL

gets a luck break and lands a backup spot with the greatest show on turf and rides Holt, Bruce and Faulk. Proceeds to suck for 5 years until he is gets Fitzgerald and Boldin to throw to. He’s been a product of his great receivers.

by Nate Dogg on Jan 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Nay

Both sides of the equation there are good.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

All good QBs throw to good WR

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

McNabb and Brady didn't

Hasselbeck hasn’t exactly had great recievers around him.

by Nate Dogg on Jan 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

But look at how good McNabb was with TO

and then Brady when he got Moss and Welker

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think he's anything special

he’s an average quarterback who’s been given more talent than most quarterbacks would dream of.

I think part of it is that I put a lot of emphasis on being able to handle pressure, and like you said he’s exceptionally bad at that.

by Nate Dogg on Jan 11, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That wouldn't be an appeal to authority would it?

Because Wisenhunt plays Warner he’s obviously better? I don’t know why Leinart isn’t starting, if I had to guess I’d say it’s because they don’t want to sit through the growing pains with him. I think thats a mystery for a lot of people.

by Nate Dogg on Jan 11, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No, because Warner has completely outplayed Warner in the exact same offense.

I figure if Warner is average but putting up top three numbers as a quarterback, the Leinart must be awful to put up only so-so contributions in the same offense.

by John Morgan on Jan 11, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but McCown put up pretty big numbers for AZ as well.

Not quite as big as Warner this year, but close I thought?

by LantermanC on Jan 11, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit

why do you have to prove me wrong with facts and stats. I remember him as having a ton of 300 yard 3 td games, and that’s how I’m going to keep remembering it.

by LantermanC on Jan 11, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No doubt warner plays with good WRs

but look at Cassel.

I’ve said this here before. He had a good season in a good team. A good team can carry a QB

But add a great QB, and you get last year’s pats. And to a lesser degree this year’s red birds. I don’t think they are where they are with a lesser QB

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Leinart should be able to decide this argument for us

Although Bulger would seem to agree with me. Hes had 3 years of 6+ ANY/A with an older and less talented version of Warner’s greatest show on turf.

by Nate Dogg on Jan 11, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

yes please.

i’m praying for Peppers.

Of course we’d probably have to cut/restructure either peterson or kerney to make that happen.

by dlinsley on Jan 11, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Steven Smith

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

I was like mothafucka getoutmaway bitch sheeeeeeit!

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

Thats what McNabb said on the phone

Had to check in with the FatGerbil Kid

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

HES GOING TO JOIN THE LEMON PARTY!

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I want SD to win, I really really do.

Please don’t ridicule me.

Reasons I want them to win.

  • I want to live in SD
  • If they win, AZ and SD, the teams people said shouldn’t have gone to the playoffs, get to host the NFC and AFC finals.
  • I hate the steelers. Like seriously hate them.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

So, I've never been a McNabb hater, or thought I could judge a person from his press clippings

but man did Donavon come off like an arrogant, phony piece of crap in that post-game interview.

by John Morgan on Jan 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

He also looks like a caricature

every part of his face is larger than it should be. Lips, Nose, Eyebrows, Ego.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't look at Rivers

without thinking of that picture posted here yesterday where his eyes were tiny mouths

by Dukeshire on Jan 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

Chargers are going to win now

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

Snowing?

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

Anyone heard of this?

A seinfield inspired mix tape:

http://www.10deep.com/WALEMIXTAPE/

love the concept, iffy execution

by dlinsley on Jan 11, 2009 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

Seinfeld is overrated

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Seinfeld is brilliant

but has been totally homogenized but the same populous it is mocking, with it popularity. Curb Your Enthusiasm is also great.

by Dukeshire on Jan 11, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this happens with TV

Certain episodes are awesome. Most are not. This is true of every show I can think of: The Simpsons, The Sopranos, Futurama, Freaks and Geeks, etc

But the show is seen as one unit rather than a bunch of episodes with little in common.

by John Morgan on Jan 11, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Beautiful start.

Also: Leavy go fuck yourself.

It's great to be a Florida Gator!

by Wayward Llama on Jan 11, 2009 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

I love LT :(

One of my favorite players.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

He was fun when he was great

I don’t root against him, only the perception that player’s abilities are static.

by John Morgan on Jan 11, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Ofcourse they are not

Brian Russel sucked when his Grittyness wasn’t partnered with his Veterness.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

Sproles is the man, I think he’s better than a healthy LT at this point.

It's great to be a Florida Gator!

by Wayward Llama on Jan 11, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

bwar!

how did leavy do that?

by JordonB on Jan 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

After the last game

this is refreshing.

The difference is watchability.

by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

Hey Scruffy

I also dig that girl from the Bud Lite ad.

by Dukeshire on Jan 11, 2009 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

Yes

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

ns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqNDJMoywrU

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Cops Cops!!

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

"over 20 miles an hour"??

Who says that? That means nothing to anyone since we don’t measure humans running in mph.

by LantermanC on Jan 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

Hes faster then a Vespa!

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Put in Volek!

So I can root for you

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

What the hell was that Hester?

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

What's happening to Americas taste buds.

People (not actors) being fooled by Pizza Hut
Brewmasters needing 12 different vats to figure out if it’s ready

I don’t get it

by Dukeshire on Jan 11, 2009 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

psychological misdirection

if a chef makes a pizza with “all-natural” ingredients, people are more inclined to think it tastes better.

by aerozeppelin on Jan 11, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Technically...

Goat semen would be an all-natural ingredient.

by Azimeir on Jan 11, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Just wondering why we need an option on that pizza.

They shouldn’t be filling pizza sauce with high fructose corn syrup anyway.

It's great to be a Florida Gator!

by Wayward Llama on Jan 11, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

NVM

Andre Dyson got hurt and Babs had to play nickel.

by MFAN on Jan 11, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I love...

That the commercial with the guys wrangling office chairs has a disclaimer that says “do not attempt”. Um, I definitely will not try to wrangler office chairs if I see a herd of them… : s

by Azimeir on Jan 11, 2009 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

Just hafta show XL.

A steelers game wouldn’t be complete without it.

It's great to be a Florida Gator!

by Wayward Llama on Jan 11, 2009 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

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