Playoffs!!! Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 9:24 AM PST
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Nobodys up yet?
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good morning, good sir
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Poor creepy fat kid.
He only wants to be as cool as his friend Young Phillip Rivers.
So, go Eagles, and…uh….very difficult pick for the AFC. Can’t they both lose?
It's great to be a Florida Gator!
He really does look like a Gerbil
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
a vampire gerbil
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So I guess I'm going for the Eagles
but I hate Donavan McNabb
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Get out my way motha fucker shit!
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
Come on snow!
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Playoff teams activate 2 kickers
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Therefore... (COUTU! MARE!)
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Bad news in PFW's weekly gossip column:
‘While other observers in Seattle might have a hard time agreeing with its line of thinking after Brian Russell’s shaky ’08 campaign, we hear the Seahawks’ brain trust still thinks their starting free safety’s savvy and steadiness are assets worth keeping.’
Simply bewildering. If he does come back next year here’s hoping he loses his spot to Rashad Johnson, Derek Pegues, or Patrick Chung.
by tohereknowswhen on Jan 11, 2009 10:07 AM PST reply actions
Oh we're treated to Joe Buck?
fuuuuuuuuuck
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I would trade all of Russell's savvy and grit for their D Line
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He made Laron Laundry look like a 8 yr girl
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions
Eli is throwing a wounded duck
but makes better decisions then Delhomme
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Mike Patterson is fucking huge. looks like he bought a house on Grady Jackson Blvd.
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He's listed at 292
I don’t think he’s that, but I do think he’s more stout than big.
by John Morgan on Jan 11, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
Lendale White is "stout". Mike Patterson is a few more buffet lunches 350
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That girl in the 49ers coat is hot
but I think she may be like 15
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good
I’m glad I’m not the only one
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
Kevin Curtis' picture is the whitest thing I've ever seen.
John clearly wants him dead
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Hes the NFL's smartest man
47 out 50 on the wunderlic
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
If he's so brilliant, why couldn't he work out that McNabb would throw that ball 5 beyond him?
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Cause hes not Larry Fitzgerald
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
I love Tom Coughlins facial expressions
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
Thats unnecessary roughness?
really?
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I could see the new regime doing that
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
this one is pretty subtle
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Djimon Hounsou used to make good movies
Now if he’s in it, it’s clearly crap
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Delhomme!
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now we get to see the brilliant philly goal line playcalling
whoever calls their plays needs to be fired
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4 straight dives here we go
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they could use a bootleg
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naked?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah...
but as much as I like Westbrook, I’m not calling his number for plunges on short yardage situations…
especially if it leads to him leaping and getting Rock Bottomed by a philly linebacker
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Eagles win, we can all turn the game off and go enjoy the high 70's and sun.
The problem with southern california… Winter is not shitty out so I feel like an ass sitting in watching football
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Raining and cold here
I’m staying inside
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
Oh that is a terrible problem
I’ll look outside at the heavy rain and the snow on the ground and feel sorry for you.
by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
weep for me and my summery weather
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does that mean no more poutine?
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Combine that and your sig and I got this stuck in my head now
“My poutine brings the boys to the bar”
by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
meh I enjoy the rain
gives me the excuse of sitting inside
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
Where in Southern Cal are you?
I’m more in the middle, between Sacremento and San Fran.
He was in!
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Oh
This is a playoff type game eh?
(I hit enter to go to the next line oops)
Bringin' the outside heat.
Alright! the first "There's no doubt" from Troy Aikman. Keep track
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Go back to your huddle Ward
Dawkins is 10x the player you are
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I must say I do love these rivalry games
just chippy. I now hope for a Steelers win
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steelers ravens will be great spectator football
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what the fuck
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
ahhhh my brain
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Mike Patterson ballooned like a cinder block
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What's G bitches?
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Dunno
But Im pretty sure that Lie to Me ad is about to kick me in the nards in a minute here
Bringin' the outside heat.
I really wanna see that one day
But only because you guys talk about it so much.
by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Its for Gatorade
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
Seriously? why the hip hop flavor? are black people not drinking enough gatorade?
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New logo
is going to sport a big G on the bottle – why the crazy commercials? I have no idea
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
So that people talk about it on forums
and when the new bottle comes out people know what it is.
by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
There's no doubt #2
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I love seeing people from The Wire get other jobs.
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only because it relates to 3rd and longs, which is today's Buck/Aikman "The more you know"
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And when you stop a team on third down you get the ball back?
Jesus Aikman, slow down I can’t write this fast.
by John Morgan on Jan 11, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
haha Sometimes I forget that happened.
by tohereknowswhen on Jan 11, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
I like when they talk about that
they always say he “accidently” shot himself. Like maybe he was trying to get out of the army or something
Speaking of racially targeted advertising,
McDonalds doesn’t even seem to bother with white people anymore
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I don't know
I’ve bought McNuggets every day recently.
by John Morgan on Jan 11, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
you being a nuggnut makes sense. you and mcdonalds both share a dislike of white people
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hahahaha
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
So 2 companies John supports
McDonalds and Allstate insurance.
Next – Mt Dew Code Red
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Johns just mad because this game isn't on BET
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
who would do the commentary on a BET broadcast?
Emmitt Smith as the color guy (I winced when I wrote that) and Lil’ Wayne on the play by play?
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Its crazy how popular Lil'Wayne has become
seems like just yesterday I was in 9th grade listening to “Back that Thang up”
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
It's that smoky voice or whatever the hell you want to call it
mixed with his chuckle
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Uh... andy reid? Play action in the red zone is for THE OTHER FUCKING RED ZONE
not when mcnabb is sitting in his own
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BTW I really don't blame Mcnabb.
I started thinking he was dumb when the it happened, but on replay what could he have done?
by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
audible
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he looks like a devil goat
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ns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMShvQa4SI0
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
that's mean
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love this one
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
ns
goat licking an electric fence
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Whoever made that video is a giant douche.
He stuck some food on the electric fence so a goat could lick it.
if only the goat yelled "playoffs? are you kidding me?"
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This 9'ers fan jailbait is scruffy's
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wow nice grab
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You know, I knew something bad was about to happen
McNabb kind if sighed with a look of resignation on his face before the play even happened.
and the fickle whore named momentum has crawled into bed witih NY
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I have no proper evidence to prove this
but i always seems to me that safeties do that.
by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
Troy Aikman still suffers from Concussions
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4th and 1 can't be good for the defense. it's not 3rd and long! shut up shut up shut up
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you have to type louder
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
haha there it is "MOMENTUM!"
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the last white man to ever play corner in the history of the league.
When he was still a corner, it was like Tom Cruise as the last samurai. Why the hell are you a samurai?
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Ahh Celek has the red eyes also
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jinx
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
A couple pair?
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only so DeSean Jackson can explode
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got to put a couple pair of eyes on that
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Jason Avant
shook the shit out of no one
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God
Troy Aikman must of fathered that fat kid above
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someone get Akers a pair of Josh Brown Electropants
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Shut up Aikman
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but then he WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET OUT OF BOUNDS AIKMAN YOU FUCKING TRAUMA PATIENT
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To many concussions
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
Corey Webster Held Jackson on that play
He’s really starting to play up to his potential
when they drafted him out of LSU, they wanted a guy who could hold on plays in the end zone.
He mostly didnt hold much so they were disappointed.
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Nascar = /facepalm
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The king is fucking terrifying
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would it make you feel better if you knew they threw it up after?
or does that make it worse
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Do they share the same cup?
I’m sorry :(
by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
no. NO! NO!
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haha
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
well time to go enjoy a little bit of this 75 degree day (it will be 80) before the second half starts.
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The giants are
if Eli can start playing better.
by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
To clarify
The giants as a team are playing better, but Eli’s play is holding them back.
by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
its the red eyes
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
There, that's a proper commercial. People of every possible ethnicity
all pretending to enjoy 10 dollar steaks
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Symantec forced diversity on me
in my last video :(
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Daniel Craig's English/Russian accent is freaking awesome.
Why didn’t they just get Matthew McConaughey to do the accent?
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so the ladders is.....
A job site for poachers?
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and very large godzilla robots
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its the red eyes
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
This next play need Freddie Mitchell
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3rd and long! zomg!
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Even though it should of been a completion
Phillips was actually over the top on that play
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
oh kevin
Your not helping John change his opinions
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DeSean Jackson would have ..
also dropped that
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Cofield! Northwestern Wildcat!
Knocking out his own players!
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Are you actually going to Northwestern?
Or did you graduate?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
graduated in June.
It’s nice to see a few of our nerds making it in the league.
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I was in Chicago last spring
and was amazed by there campus
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
*their
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
Evanston is gorgeous. During the winter, the lakefront freezes and there is snow everywhere.
In the summer (ignoring of course the humidity), being along the lake is tremendous. It really is a nice setting to spend too much time studying and in class.
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Donavan enjoys 3rd and long
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Yeah that's not going to end well
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One play later, McNabb has all day.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jan 11, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, so they kept that commercial in DURING THE SUNDAY AFTERNOON GAME?
idiots
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3rd down
Watch out
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Horror movies are easy to make
http://joelandkiana.com/video/bat_caves_trailer.mov
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hot chicks + stupid guys + one smart and heroic guy + masked psycopath + quick camera pans
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and bad tv filter
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
And a guy that can throw a log into my leg
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
I'm Joe that's Troy
don’t look directly into aikman’s eyes
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Oh fuck you Eli Manning, you're still smoke and mirrors.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
and sorrow-filled facial expressions
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JASON SEHORN!
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
Hixon is going to a new left kidney after that awful throw
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How would you like this big body headed toward ya?
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That's how Aikman picks up chicks
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Carney isn't good
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Aikman called him Mr Automatic earlier
Can’t have helped.
by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
hes in the NFC east
Its harder for them to kick
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
His kickoffs were pretty bad.
There were a number of other kickers besides Mare who deserved it more.
Tebow going back to school, no surprise there. Has any college qb ever won 3 national champs?
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Doug Flutie
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
Good no call
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I disagree, andy reid is NOT hot.
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the giants can be happy again to have drafted webster. More PI
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Personal foul, transporting evidence (a discharged weapon) across state lines and then hiding it
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Magnum PI!
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ns
http://black20.com/shorts/now-magnum-p-i
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
guess not :)
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
TOOOCHAYYYYY DOOOONAHHHH
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MAGNUM
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Who ever bites on the handoff to Klecko?
besides Brian Russell
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objection your honor, asked and answered
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screw the buzzsaw
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Get something going,
but more importantly score a touchdown. Is anyone writing these gems by Aikman down?
I can't stay with him. I need someone to explain this stuff to me.
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when he says something
my brain turns off
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
Well only sometimes
other times you just wing it.
by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Coughlin just a bitter old man
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Its working for the Ravens
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
It's funny how Giants fans love Coughlin now
Just over a year ago I doubt the guy had one supporter on the whole east coast.
Apparently he has a heart
they said so on tv.
by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
it doesnt beat
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Love the random cheers
idiot fans
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THAT IS STUFFING
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he is stuffed
You have Jacobs use him
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265 pounds per jacobs
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really I've seen it quite often
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
I don't understand QB sneaking with a QB that isnt good at it
Tom Brady is amazing at it. Eli and Hass not so much
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This is where coaching confuses me
You know Eli is bad at it. You have Jacobs.
Don’t you practice snapping directly to Jacobs and sneaking him?
by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe trying to surprise them?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
GO FOR IT!
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GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Shamu doesnt take risks
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because they're mad about getting eaten
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
And I want to fight my lunch
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
I don't get why anyone on the Holmgren coaching tree refuses to go for it on 4th.
There’s really no downside to turning the ball over there. They still have 70 yards to go for the score, and if you get it, yuo apply a choke hold.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
ellos no tienen cajones
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Longer for them to go = wastes more time
especially when they have to score twice
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
Continued possesion=wastes way more time for them.
And there was that study that said going for it on 4th is usually the right call.
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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jan 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
Meh
Going for the choke can get reversed
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
I'm on the going for it side here
How much did they gain from the punt?
by GarethLewin on Jan 11, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
roughly 35 yards
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
and how well their defense has played
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
Plus Eli sucks
and has to go into the wind
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
If it was the hawks defense I would of screamed for them to go for it
but the eagles were playing to their strength there
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
I know john was saying this yesterday, but
after watching LJ Smith and Celek produce today I really hope the hawks pick up a TE that complements JC.
white flag = giving up
thus giants would wave it?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
oh man. Dear Tom Coughlin… you suck horse johnson
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absolutely
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
With his scrappy whitemandom
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Kate Walsh is hot
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Giants fans are also Yankees fans.
They should never be happy
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me to
but now you have to deal with NFC championship game in AZ
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
we had a blog war?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
oh ya now I remember
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
GAME OVER BITCHES
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hahahaha
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
If he's not too busy getting lapdances. Although it appears hes getting lapdances AT disney world in that picture
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Mainly because they are home
Not because of home field advantage (that helps too) but their throwing attack will do better in sunny AZ than in windy cold NY
"Corey Webster has had a good ball game"
two uncalled PI, and a huge fail on a bomb. great game
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Andy Reid playcalling the red zone continues to baffle me
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this is why they shouldn't go for it on 4th down
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe he's just trying to burn time off the clock?
(I know, I know, but I am trying to find SOME logic)
Well the last one was beautiful
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by BrettJMiller on Jan 11, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
I want a heated steering wheel
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The way Dodge handles engineering and build quality, that seems like a certain fire hazard
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All these trucks commercials have me confused
I don’t know which one makes up for my small penis
by Dukeshire on Jan 11, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
best comment all day
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
Its not thetype of truck
But the giant wheels, winch that you will never use, gun rack, extra lights, train horn, etc. that make up for that
Bringin' the outside heat.
And since I watch football
I need all these things
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
I don't care
I <3 Jack Bauer
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I'd self administer botulism if Jack told me to
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This is how John made his insurance choice.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
yes it is
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
Pretty rightfully so though
With Plax they would have had atleast 1 TD more.
But the real cause for the loss is the bad kicking. Eli was ‘good enough’ if they had those extra 6 points.
I think the terrible throws from Elisha were a big factor.
I think he made little more than one good throw the entire game.
He had two deep throwns
one dropped by Hixon, another a bit off. But I think Plax catches both.
But that is “ifs and buts”
Disagree.
Perhaps the momentum changes for the res of the game, but there is no way of knowing that. There is no way of knowing the Phily doesn’t put up more points
I'm not saying that makings those kicks would have won the game for the giants
They could still have lost due to other things, Elisha’s unstoppablility. Misuse of timeouts etc, there were lots of bad things.
but to me the missed kicks where the primary reason they lost.
In the immortal words of Kevin Harlan..
OHHH RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES
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I'm really tempted to post a picture to this that is completely inappropriate
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
its worse than the rash
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
even more sexual
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
ns WARNING DONT CLICK UNLESS YOUR PREPARED
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
just old balls
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
I wish I wasn't
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
I am on the East coast...
so i’m with ya. Wooo
The QB's are being culled
First Ryan, then Collins, then Delhomme. Flacco and Warner are the next two in the list of quarterbacks with no business being in the playoffs.
Untrue
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
That's a stretch
This is his second elite offense that somehow took off the second he became quarterback.
Thats cause he was old and they wanted to move forward
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
He's an undrafted free agent who couldn't cut it in the NFL
gets a luck break and lands a backup spot with the greatest show on turf and rides Holt, Bruce and Faulk. Proceeds to suck for 5 years until he is gets Fitzgerald and Boldin to throw to. He’s been a product of his great receivers.
(Yards + (10 x TDs) - (40 x INTs)) / Attempts
Stat introduced in the Hidden Game of Football, it’s short hand for a qbs total contributions.
I'm still not sure what it's supposed to signify
just higher number is better or is there a direct correlation to on field gains?
Leinart was a top 10 pick and the Cards we're coming off a 5 win season
Warner wasn’t going to be handed the job.
All good QBs throw to good WR
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
But look at how good McNabb was with TO
and then Brady when he got Moss and Welker
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
I don't think he's anything special
he’s an average quarterback who’s been given more talent than most quarterbacks would dream of.
I think part of it is that I put a lot of emphasis on being able to handle pressure, and like you said he’s exceptionally bad at that.
That wouldn't be an appeal to authority would it?
Because Wisenhunt plays Warner he’s obviously better? I don’t know why Leinart isn’t starting, if I had to guess I’d say it’s because they don’t want to sit through the growing pains with him. I think thats a mystery for a lot of people.
No, because Warner has completely outplayed Warner in the exact same offense.
I figure if Warner is average but putting up top three numbers as a quarterback, the Leinart must be awful to put up only so-so contributions in the same offense.
Yeah, but McCown put up pretty big numbers for AZ as well.
Not quite as big as Warner this year, but close I thought?
Dammit
why do you have to prove me wrong with facts and stats. I remember him as having a ton of 300 yard 3 td games, and that’s how I’m going to keep remembering it.
No doubt warner plays with good WRs
but look at Cassel.
I’ve said this here before. He had a good season in a good team. A good team can carry a QB
But add a great QB, and you get last year’s pats. And to a lesser degree this year’s red birds. I don’t think they are where they are with a lesser QB
Leinart should be able to decide this argument for us
Although Bulger would seem to agree with me. Hes had 3 years of 6+ ANY/A with an older and less talented version of Warner’s greatest show on turf.
yes please.
i’m praying for Peppers.
Of course we’d probably have to cut/restructure either peterson or kerney to make that happen.
hahaha
Steven Smith
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I was like mothafucka getoutmaway bitch sheeeeeeit!
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Thats what McNabb said on the phone
Had to check in with the FatGerbil Kid
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Ok, so before I move over to the game I really care about, I wanted to say something
ELI MANNING, HE’S UNSTOPPABLE
HES GOING TO JOIN THE LEMON PARTY!
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
I want SD to win, I really really do.
Please don’t ridicule me.
Reasons I want them to win.
- I want to live in SD
- If they win, AZ and SD, the teams people said shouldn’t have gone to the playoffs, get to host the NFC and AFC finals.
- I hate the steelers. Like seriously hate them.
Yep, as much as I hate the Chargers, no team gets as much of my ire as Pittsburgh
Go Chargers…!
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by Wayward Llama on Jan 11, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
So, I've never been a McNabb hater, or thought I could judge a person from his press clippings
but man did Donavon come off like an arrogant, phony piece of crap in that post-game interview.
He also looks like a caricature
every part of his face is larger than it should be. Lips, Nose, Eyebrows, Ego.
I can't look at Rivers
without thinking of that picture posted here yesterday where his eyes were tiny mouths
Chargers are going to win now
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Snowing?
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Seinfeld is overrated
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
Seinfeld is brilliant
but has been totally homogenized but the same populous it is mocking, with it popularity. Curb Your Enthusiasm is also great.
I think this happens with TV
Certain episodes are awesome. Most are not. This is true of every show I can think of: The Simpsons, The Sopranos, Futurama, Freaks and Geeks, etc
But the show is seen as one unit rather than a bunch of episodes with little in common.
He was fun when he was great
I don’t root against him, only the perception that player’s abilities are static.
Agreed
Sproles is the man, I think he’s better than a healthy LT at this point.
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by Wayward Llama on Jan 11, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
nooo not leavy
looks like he’s already trying to give the steelers the game
Yes
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
ns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqNDJMoywrU
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
Cops Cops!!
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
"over 20 miles an hour"??
Who says that? That means nothing to anyone since we don’t measure humans running in mph.
Hes faster then a Vespa!
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
Put in Volek!
So I can root for you
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What the hell was that Hester?
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What's happening to Americas taste buds.
People (not actors) being fooled by Pizza Hut
Brewmasters needing 12 different vats to figure out if it’s ready
I don’t get it
psychological misdirection
if a chef makes a pizza with “all-natural” ingredients, people are more inclined to think it tastes better.
by aerozeppelin on Jan 11, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
Just wondering why we need an option on that pizza.
They shouldn’t be filling pizza sauce with high fructose corn syrup anyway.
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by Wayward Llama on Jan 11, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
Heresy.
BRuss has the indomitable spirit of Rocky.
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by Wayward Llama on Jan 11, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
All he needs is the flight cap for his flying butt tackles.
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by Wayward Llama on Jan 11, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
The commentator said that Gates was arguably the player at his position.
I was wondering what people here thought.
Arguably.
Gonzalez had some big number even though he’s old as hell. Witten was doing well until Romo got injured.
Yeah, that small clip fired me up.
Must destroy Steelers…
by tohereknowswhen on Jan 11, 2009 2:35 PM PST reply actions
I love...
That the commercial with the guys wrangling office chairs has a disclaimer that says “do not attempt”. Um, I definitely will not try to wrangler office chairs if I see a herd of them… : s
Just hafta show XL.
A steelers game wouldn’t be complete without it.
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it was against the chargers, wasn't it?
by aerozeppelin on Jan 11, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
Nah, he let the ball touch the ground when he caught it.
Great effort though.
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by Wayward Llama on Jan 11, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
Not really, the "good call" was in the Steelers' favor.
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by Wayward Llama on Jan 11, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
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