National Title Game Thread
by John Morgan on Jan 8, 2009 4:50 PM PST
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PrintIt's a bear trap with eyes versus Manifest Destiny.
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(The disparity in image size might indicate bias to some. So, full disclosure: My wife's father graduated from Florida and, also, I fucking hate white people)
At first glance, the Gator looks more fearsome, but beware the Sooners and their `shine, small pox blankets and breech loaded rifles.
My wife's making latkes. I'm auditioning a couple beers: Blue Dot and Blind Pig. Be informed, watch my favorite prospect (Duke Robinson) be a monster among men and pre-mourn the coming end of Football Season.
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I'm trying to find the John Morgan Douchebag comment
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions
Oh lord listen to yourself
flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat. Get on top of the pitch.
Running his blog, running around the SBN, emailing me
I’m going to unban him at some point, but I want to be sure I never have to ban him again. He’s…grating at times.
God old mookie
AND WHY THE FUCK IS MCMUFFIN BACK?
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions
SSreporters
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 9, 2009 7:46 AM PST up reply actions
With McMullen and Hass getting signed
Makes me wonder if we are leaning away from a WR pick with #4.
It's great to be a Florida Gator!
by Wayward Llama on Jan 9, 2009 6:05 AM PST up reply actions
I sure as god hope not
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 9, 2009 7:46 AM PST up reply actions
Finally
We get to see Bradford play against a competent defense.
I don't know.
A lot of speed on Florida’s side of the ball. They can be pretty salty.
However
Florida has them on both sides of the ball.
College football pet peeve:
Woodwind instruments in the marching band.
You mean the safety is supposed to actually contribute on the field?
I thought they were just there to emit an aura of veteran hustle.
John, just watch some film on Jim Leonhard...
It’ll all be better then. He fills gaps and tackles and stuff. It’s really weird.
Is that allowed?
I thought the free safety was just supposed to point and shoot. Isn’t that a union violation?
/former Teamster
Anyone think there's something too manly about this Dodge Ram commercial?
I mean, cowboys, cops, construction workers…
You have to be skeptical about Bradford's ability to survive pass rush
but damn does he ever look about perfect in that program.
He's a mid first round pick right now
He’d have to drop a long ways. Think he’s someone the Hawks will target if they’re able to drop down?
No
But man do I ever think he’ll be a good pro. He’s been a top prospect for so long it’s like there’s prospect fatigue. Then again, Ruskell told the beat reporters you can find top O-line talent later in the draft and you know he’s full of it.
I HAS MCMUFFIN?
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
I like when Tebow does something
it is so much more than just the play itself. It becomes a transcendent event.
Don't you know
if you were to spend 15 min with Tebow you would be better for it
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 6:00 PM PST up reply actions
Apparently I need to add "spend five minutes with Tim Tebow" to my to do before I die list.
I’ll visit him at whatever car dealership he’s working at in five years.
It sound better the other way around.
As a giant truck: The Toyota Tebow, with a V18 engine.
by SeaTownBlueDevil on Jan 8, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
hmm.
I’m late
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions
Try going to UF.
He’s a demi-god around here. It’s scary sometimes.
It's great to be a Florida Gator!
by Wayward Llama on Jan 8, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
John has Allstate Insurance
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
Here's me hanging out with ASUBoyd
by John Morgan on Jan 8, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
God I love that picture
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
John number 1 enemy
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions
Or
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions
oh shit
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
Apparently I'm going to get forced to goto the grocery store.
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
nope
food
/facepalm
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions
That was a nice throw
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
but hes no Tebow
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
Good God
I heard Tim Tebow did good missionary work but I had no idea.
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions
Jermaine Greshram
Also pretty imressive
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 6:16 PM PST reply actions
Alright revised
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
Helluva stop
Wow, twice in a row. Holy Crap
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 6:27 PM PST reply actions
I think he might have a upper leg fracture also
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions
I tore all the ligaments in my ankle once
listening to that popping sound is almost worse then the pain itself.
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
Horsecollar claims another victim
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
ugh
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions
for us? Not really
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
Right ankle sprain?
That’s it? It looked so much worse than that.
I expected a relative shootout
not a 7-7 game at the half
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 6:49 PM PST reply actions
Thats why he is so dreamy
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
College football pet peeve number two:
Marching band drill formation. Go watch some DCI you losers.
The warmth of the sun
The cool of the night
Maintaining homeostasis
not drinking…especially not drinking.
Fuck
gotta goto the store. Hopefully it doesn’t take to long but the wife keeps adding things to the list. Plus this town is underwater.
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
i hate when announcers make puns with players last names
"When Major Wright hits you you feel it in a major wrong way. Not funny, or clever or anything but insipid.
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM PST reply actions
Id make a lot of retarded jokes too
If my jon was to talk for 3 hours at a time. Especially the sexual ones, about things like reach arounds and really pounding it in and laying the wood
Bringin' the outside heat.
Well yeah, I think we all would
Like with that first Major Wright hit him the first time I’dve said something like “He got plowed like Kim Kardashian in that video with Ray Jay.”
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions
See, I was strapped to the turbine of the lolicopter after that one
Wright…wrong…that’s like Lenny Bruce/crossed with Bill Hicks/crossed with laughing gas.
Words cannot describe how much I despise him
and I actually like hip-hop music.
by Fearless Frog on Jan 8, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions
Lil Wayne is not hip hop.
It's great to be a Florida Gator!
by Wayward Llama on Jan 8, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
I hate the commercial as well
Seen it 10 or so times. Hate the guy who’s talking, I just want to jump through my tv screen and kick him in the nuts.
Also, whatever product they’re selling, I don’t know what is still…
Gotta love have failure rubbed in your face on national TV
Builds character as my dad would say
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
That show will now remind me of Bruce Dehaven for as long as it airs.
I hope it gets canceled after three episodes like every other Fox show.
Let us not forget 24
That and Prison Break were both shows whose premises I thought only allowed for one season. How wrong I was.
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions
I like how in the whatever season they had to break out of another prison
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people
I think one season they were on the lam
But then they got thrown in a Guatemalan prison or something. You see it’s completely different cuz their captors speak Spanish.
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
Iffff youuuuu smelllllllllllllllll what Harvin... is... cooking
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Percy Harvin is god damn good.
man do i hate tim tebow
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
is tebow crying? he speaks as if someone is pulling the string on his back
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
excepting for the small fact that he will not be a good nfl QB
but that’s moot. I heard some scout say he could be converted to a linebacker in the NFL. How mental is that?
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
NBA jam TE rules?
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Is it crazy?
QB’s get moved to safety sometimes and Tebow would be big enough to handle lineback. He’s not afraid of contact, he’s smart, fast enough and certainly isn’t going to cut it as a QB.
he has never played linebacker.
Why would you draft someone to play a position theyd never played before (and its not like taking a QB to wideout… moving him to DEFENSE!). Why would you not just draft a wideout.
Great, another injury
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
i mean why not just draft a linebacker if you want one. I saw Louis Murphy on the ground and Freud took over
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Physical upside?
I’m not saying a team should do it, but it’s not crazy to think he could be a linebacker.
how many chances does Oklahoma want?
This is not a great showing.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Or MTV Rock and Jock rules
whatever happened to those, anyway? I used to love those things
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 7:50 PM PST reply actions
Tebow runs way too much, which made me think
Could Mora be watching this and thinking “With Tebow I could once again have the #1 rushing game in the NFL”?
I am not serious, but it is a scary thought.
no no no no no no please no no no.
luckily, tebow will definitely go back to school. He will end up one of the greatest college players ever.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Jack is very disdainful toward the President.
Secret Service should behead him. Actually, watching Jack face the guillotine would be pretty comedic (LET THEM EAT JUMBO JACKS!)
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
You know, some of those Gator special teamers could come miss tackles for the hawks
They have the right skills and everything.
Duke has been benched (or something)
wicked double curse. C’mon stupid, make Robinson last until the second.
seriously. Oher + Robinson would blow my mind
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Holy goat balls
I was looking at ESPN’s scouting by position, Duke Robinson is ranked 1st at guard and he’s listed as 6’5.5" 335, which is HUGE.
2nd rated prospect? Herman Johnson from LSU who’s listed as 6’6 7/8" and 391 pounds! How can he even move??
http://insider.espn.go.com/nfldraft/draft/tracker/position?id=47&draftyear=2009
He can't.
He just stands right in front of the QB and people just bounce off him.
by SeaTownBlueDevil on Jan 11, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
draft Gresham. He only needs one shoe to score touchdowns
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
One of the better Championship games of recent memory
I was in Vegas and bet moneyline on the Gators last time but that wasn’t really that great of a game.
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions
Percy Harvin hates cameramen
I heard they killed his family
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM PST reply actions
Even with a fucked up ankle, Percy Harvin will rape your grandmother and burn down your favorite Starbucks
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
In that case
I have 5 favorite Starbucks and they all reside in the University Village. Go now!!
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions
In that case
I have 5 favorite Starbucks and they all reside in the University Village. Go now!!
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions
Brian Westrbook Jr.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Nick Harris is a dirty bastard.
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are you talking about Venables?
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well he's no Halloween Face McCain
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She's hot, but I'm still not paying for Budweiser
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I love the inside pitch on that option
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Trautwein is HEINOUS
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just repeat this comment again.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Yes, but he flaps his arms like a brain damaged bird after so its always ok
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
+20 points! RACK IT UP. FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
and let the Thom Brennaman Tebow fellating begin
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The reason that the jump pass was a little wobbly
was cuz Jesus tipped it to make sure it was a TD
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 8:37 PM PST reply actions
Circumcision precision
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One TD for each heathen he's converted this year
Just imagine if he tried harder to save their eternal souls. He’d be unstoppable
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 8:41 PM PST reply actions
How did OU not win this?
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
hey im the token Jew around here.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
I wish I was Tebow
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions
Duke Robinson is not a winner! 3rd round!
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
It's Husky basketball time now
Isaiah Thomas is quite fun to watch
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 8:43 PM PST reply actions
I hate Stanford
Always have, always will
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions
As I stated before
Isaiah Thomas is amazing
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions
Odds Bradford gives up the NFL for golf after this game?
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
HAHAHA even teh referee suffers the wrath of Tim Tebow
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
in the name of Murphy, Spikes, and Percy Harvin
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
What about Hernandez?
You can’t leave out a good catholic
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions
Rod Marinelli
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its called the Fed Ex Tim Tebow Award for Excellence.
oh god OU whale tears
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Where can unemployed burger flippers shoot at Charlie?
The Us ARmy!
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Well time to get on with being my evening. Gents, as always, it's been a pleasure.
Remember, before you go to sleep, check under the bed and in the closet to make sure there are no Tebows
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
If he's there do I get to look longingly into his eyes while he saves my mortal soul?
Cuz I’d totally dig that
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions
God. I was going to leave, but then Eddie George opened his mouth and I lost 10 IQ points.
Even Barry Switzer looked confused by that , and he’s an illiterate drunk
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I want an Eddie George/Emmit Smiff debate
I may be a vegetable by the end of it due to loss of brain cells but it’d be totally worth it.
by Willie Mays Haze on Jan 8, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions
Declarations, future Seahawks?
Crabtree to declare at Noon PST.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/draft09/news/story?id=3821753
LeSean McCoy is also declaring. If he lasts till the 2nd-3rd round, I would love to have him.
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