Post Your Hawk: Week 6
Replace Cats with Cardinals
After a week hiatus - Your favorite weekly prediction thread is back!
You know the rules - Pick your Hawk and your score!
My Hawk!
- Kurt "My wife is a carpet muncher" Warner
11-28, Sacked 6 times, 2 Fumbles and 4 INT
And Aaron Curry firmly places his cock inside Warner and Fearless Frog simultaneously!
ALSO SCOBEY MAKES A UFL APPEARANCE!
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I was just thinking about the 'Let's CHOP CATS!' Gif.
Hasselbeck, 312 yards, 28 for 35 4 TDs. Hawks win 34-27.
Julius Jones
18 carries, 128 yards, 4 receptions 58 yards, 2 TD’s.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 16, 2009 10:19 AM PDT reply actions
(Hawks win, 33-18)
Also, Matt Leinhart plays the 2nd half after a bonecrushing hit from Aaron Curry on a blindside blitz knocks Warner out of the game.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 16, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm hoping for some good "physical, borderline dirty play"
from our young first-round choirboy.
"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie
Can we make those be tackles of Hightower for loss?
I have Beanie in my keeper league and want to trade him for someone to help me win THIS year. So let’s have this be the “Beanie sits/Tim gets the entire game but fails miserably” game. That way Beanie has value AFTER this game, the Hawks win, and I’m on my way to 1k in winnings!
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 16, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Through fantasy,
I have money on EVERY game, lol.
My keeper league is 100 bucks a year, 5 dollars a transaction. Winner typically ends up taking home close to a grand. So far there have been around 30 waiver pick ups, with much of the season to go. We’re (co-GM and I) in first place right now, we lost the first game of the season and undefeated since.
Team Name: “Revenge of the Boz.”
We’re looking good, but need more RB production. Julius, Ryan Grant and Steven Jackson have not been getting it done. Beanie getting it going (AFTER THIS GAME) would be nice, or we can move him for an older producer such as Thomas Jones…
I will never root for my players against Seattle/in a way that hurts the Hawks, but I will root for fantastic scenarios that will probably never happen. I don’t want Beanie to get ANY yards this week, but I want Timmy to be so bad as to make Beanie be the starter from next week on, and perform well the rest of the way… but not well enough to help Arizona win another game.
Make sense?
You’re right, it doesn’t to me either, but it’s the position I’m in…
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 16, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Hrm.
I think Carlson comes back strong this week. 6 catches, 95 yards, 2 TDs. But Hawks lose 24-20.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 16, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions
Your such a negative nancy.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 16, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
;-)
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 16, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope this is one of those "reverse jinx" type things.
Like when I drink beer with my left hand instead of my right hand if the Hawks were struggling when I was drinking right handed.
It is, right?
RIGHT???
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 16, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah, I'm just a hopeless pessimist.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 16, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I"m gonna say Burly goes all BURLY!!! on the Cards secondary
and 11 for 139 with 2 tds
31-24 HAWKS!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 16, 2009 11:21 AM PDT reply actions
Redding gets his TD
Arizona driving in the last minute, Redding doesn’t stumble at the goal line this time while dropping back in a zone blitz, picks off Warner and returns it 102 yards for the TD to preserve the 27-0 shutout.
Nah...
He’ll probably see Warner and decide to tackle him instead. ;)
by MontanaHawk05 on Oct 16, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
If it puts Warner out the rest of the year but not terminally hurt,
I don’t see anything wrong with that…
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 16, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Nasty Nate for 120 yards and a touchdown!
Hawks win 17-13!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 16, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions
Lucas.
Just lost his father and plays big in this big game:
5 TKL, 2 INTs (1 for TD), 1 FF, and solid coverage most of the day vs. the lethal Arizona receivers.
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.
Yes.
And, forgot my final score, probably because I wanted to subconsciously, but here it is:
Arizona 31, Seattle 20
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.
Babs
11 tackles and 1 INT. Hawks D sacks Warner 5 times, although no one individual with more than 1 so I can’t give them the game ball. Hawks D stifles Warner while the Offense dominates time off possession and it’s a rout at 31-6.
One of a three-headed rushing attack averaging 7.6 yards a carry and scoring a TD means we're in trouble?
The Cardinals must be really, really good.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Oct 18, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Anquan Boldin
43 yards receiving, -4 yards rushing, offensive pass interference penalty, no td’s
I ROCK out with my HAWK out, therefore I am....
's penis
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 16, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Owen Schmitt
One mangled forehead
Hawks win 23-20
Houshmandzadeh
One spectacular game-changing TD catch among his 6 or 7 for ~80 yards. Seahawks 30 – Cards 26.
And all the land was in ruin, and burnination had forsaken the countryside.
You know what..
..I’m gonna say…Deon Butler!!! Deon Butler 5 rec 72 yards 1 TD.
Hawks win 27-21
by Pessimistic Optimist on Oct 16, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
This is a tough call
The instinct for me here is to call a loss at 24-20, but that’s mostly because I’m really terrified of the pain of losing this game. As a Seattle fan I fear another disappointment.
But actually looking at the teams, I’m going to spin this around. 28-20 Hawks win.
Housh with 7 catches for 82 yards and a td, but 5 of his catches are for big drive-sustaining first downs.
Matt
23-31, 295 passing yards, 3 touchdowns. one to carlson, Nate, and Housh.
by Savage Seahawk fan on Oct 17, 2009 4:23 AM PDT reply actions
Housh
Walking his endless talk. 9 catches, 115 yds, 2 TDs. Hawks win 34-21
Edge plays with fire
He makes the most of his one-series per half and gets 56 yards and a short-yardage TD on 8 carries and busts the facemask of a blitzing Adrian Wilson in pass protection.
"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie
While moving into the top ten of the rushing list
by somepnoy9189 on Oct 17, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be a more amazing feat
if he got 56 yards without getting into the top 10.
"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie
Edgerrin James.
Valiant savior of Hasselbeck during blitz pick-up.
"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
Seahawks defeat the Cardinals, since Seahawks don’t exist, but Cardinals do, even though Cardinals don’t exist in Arizona naturally but Seahawks do exist mythologically in the Northwest.
Simple, locktight reason right there folks.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 18, 2009 12:15 AM PDT reply actions
"I'm not saying I agree with it, but that's how it is."
by thebyron on Oct 18, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have only seen episodes from season 3 and this year's...
but I think that was my favorite one yet.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 20, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Jennings
3 tackles, 1 INT returned for a 26-yard TD. Hawks win 34-10
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Matt Hasselbeck
Not for stats, but I’m picking him to avoid at least three dirty hit attempts by Shitsburgh West.
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
Next year's notable Ex-Seahawks:
Walter Jones, Patrick Kerney, Seneca Wallace

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