1st Round Pick from Denver
Hello there, I am a Bronco fan from Portland, OR. I had the opportunity to come to your beautiful stadium with my girlfriend for her first NFL game and we had a blast this preseason when our teams met up. It was kind of a bummer to lose but I've always been a huge T.J. fan.
One thing which I was forced to hear time and time again in the stadium was "Thanks for the top 5 pick". Of course I am referring to the trade made between the Broncos and Seahawks during the draft:
Denver's 2010 first round choice in exchange for an early pick in the second round of the 2009 draft who ended up being our starting nickel corner, though he is injured right now.
While at Qwest Field I had to put up with a lot of jibber jabber from some of your drunker fanbase and I just wanted to come over and see what you guys are expecting now? Still a top 5 pick?
Tough loss against the Cardinals by the way. Good luck with the rest of the season!
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Yep, utterly stupid trade by Denver.
I’d be happy with the outcome even if Denver went to the superbowl. There’s absolutely no downside for the Seahawks.
I’m expecting a mid round pick, which makes me happy. Good talent but not top 10 contract.
Of course we're not expecting a top-5 pick anymore
The start of the season by Denver has been surprising (dare I say impressive), ultimately I think you’ll end up with somewhere between a 9-7 to 11-5 record.
The pick we’ll get should be around 18-25, still a great value for the Hawks on their investment, and a seemingly stupid trade on the Broncos part IMO. Good luck on the rest of the season.
Karma police, arrest this man.
Hey, thanks for being a douchebag....
I know you restrained from showing full douchebaggery on this post, but you totally showed typical Donkey colors here.
I know, disregard the “don’t kick a man when he’s down” mentality those with class would show.
I mean, after all, your foot is just that much closer to his face.
Seriously though, fuck the broncos.
And fuck you.
Being that I live in Denver, I feel I have a right more than most Hawk fans to say that, and it wouldn’t be out of the realm of proper defense, given all the crap I’ve gotten from Donkey fans over the past 5 years.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 18, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I think it is.
Pretty clear troll post with a false veneer of decency to prevent it from being deleted.
*Round of applause*
What the hell was I thinking being polite…?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 18, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Typical of Bronco fans...
to not have the sense of decency to just CHILL this week.
Not only does a bronco fan have the common indecency to post this 2 hours after we’ve essentially been eliminated from postseason play, but he and his ilk (YOU) have not the common courtesy to say, “You know what, I’ll let them soak in their own self-deluded misery for the next 24 hours.”
And this, my friend, is why living in Denver I’ve learned that Bronco fans are 2nd only to Steeler and Patriot fans when it comes to true NFL douchebaggery.
You say, “typical” that we would call you for being a douche, instead of saying, “Wow. I’m with him, but I have to admit he was kind of douchey there.” And that’s why you are a douche. Other fans may troll, but they tend not to rub shit in your face, particularly when you are down. Take, for example, one of my housemates. He’s a UofA grad and a true Cardinal fan. He hasn’t said one word today to me about this weekend, despite having PLENTY of opportunity. You know why he said nothing? Because he’s NOT a douche.
But, leave it to a bronco fan to come to a site that has NOTHING to do with his team, and rub it in.
Did the broncos and hawks play? NO. So why the fuck are you here being a douche with your other donkey douche fan?
I know. Because you like being douches. You like rubbing it in other people’s faces. Because you are a douche and a tool, and you like most bronco fans, exhibit little to no class. In this case, little class would be an overstatement.
Look, I’m a member at around 6-7 different SB sites, and I’m friend or acquaintance to at fans of at least 20 different NFL teams. Yet, without a doubt, the 3 teams I see all these random fans bitch about are the Broncos, Steelers and Pats. Even Cowboy fans feel slighted by those teams, and you being here right now simply remind us of the fact that you and your fan base are filled with cocksucking douches.
You could have been humble. Could have said something like, “Man, I feel for you, and I even kinda see where you are coming from.” You actually could have said that even if you didn’t mean it.
But no, you essentially said, “Hey man, we might be douches, but there are other douches too!” But even that wasn’t enough. You had to go further. You had to say to us that it’s typical of us, as Seahawk fans, to call you out for being douches, when there are other douches around the league that we didn’t call out. Which, again, makes YOU A DOUCHE.
Go hang out at Mile High Report, yI can’t speak for blog management, but I can say as a Seattle fan that I don’t think you are really welcome here. (Because, well, you are a douche.)
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 18, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
By the gods, yes. So much win.
Child please...
by Airborne Hawk Guy on Oct 18, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, boys. I have to admit it felt good to say...
Question, though— Did I set a record by having two rants green-recced within the shortest amount of space ever on FG?
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 18, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Impressive indeed...
Which is actually prompting me to write a fan-post with a great idea for FieldGulls.
Bring Your Game, Leave Your Name.
So much anger
Feel free to type for another hour if it helps.
I just found it amusing that you seemed to think that trolling is trait unique to Denver fans. It’s such an easy troll and such an easy target, I’m surprised it hurts this much.
Just for reference, I’ve probably been reg’d on Field Gulls for a couple years. I’m not here simply for the “FUCK YOU GUYS” draft-pick battle (again, a very touchy subject around these parts), which is more than can be said for others.
That took 5 minutes to type...
it’s easy at 70wpm when the words come so damn easy. But, allow me to summarize.
It was douchey of him, and douchey of you to add to it.
If you’ve been around for a while, cool. I’ve lived in Denver as long as you’ve been coming to FG then, and I’ve seen more than enough of it to have zero tolerance for pretty much anything donkey, particularly here.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 18, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Your probably right...
…but the timing isn’t right for the question.
Following a loss that, in all likelihood, spells the end of any real hopes of a playoff run, isn’t the time to ask a question that “rubs salt in the wounds”.
It smacks of an “in your face”.
Bring Your Game, Leave Your Name.
No kidding
A troll is a troll. So I found chainsaw’s generalized rant a little amusing. Didn’t know white people from Colorado could piss someone off that much.
If you don't 'Rec' this you are a douche.
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.
+15
That’s the number of spots I project the Seahawks will gain in the exchange of picks with Denver.
Bring Your Game, Leave Your Name.
For those of you who may be initiative challenged...
That means I believe the Broncos will pick 22 (A first round, Wildcard playoff loss).
Bring Your Game, Leave Your Name.
Which puts them in another layer of talent in a better draft class.
Enjoy the fluke season Denver, Kyle Orton and the musclehead are your future.
And unquestionably so...
Maybe to early for this speculation…. but do you see Seattle’s mid-season weaknesses aligning with next years potential draft strength’s?
Bring Your Game, Leave Your Name.
Ah yes
Keep pounding on that PFP bible you have there, I assume right at your computer desk.
One of the better young OL’s in the game, a good young back, and a defense that can go nowhere but up from the garbage they once were. The future looks pretty decent.
Got humble?
Oops, sorry.
I thought I was talking to someone else. You are a donkey fan. Goes without saying you don’t.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 18, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh
Humble about what? I believe it’s well within my rights to reply to JM’s comments, is it not Mr. Taking-things-way-too-hard?
Only reason I’m here (and have been here) is the writing. Not trolling or whatever, so direct your cliche forum anger elsewhere. I’ll try to keep keywords like “Denver” and “Broncos” to a minimum like I usually do—don’t want to be responsible for an aneurysm.
Yeah, cause, you know...
my brain is going to explode because of you.
Don’t give yourself that much credit, you don’t deserve it.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 18, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Was that a reference to my sig
And the episode it came from. If so, well played.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 19, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
A Hummingbird is Legal Tender
Love that show!
by RockyMountainThunder on Oct 19, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not saying I agree with it...
Great show indeed.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 19, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
This should have either been deleted immediately, or ignored.
Don’t feed the trolls.
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
Next year's notable Ex-Seahawks:
Walter Jones, Patrick Kerney, Seneca Wallace, Jordan Babineaux, Kelly Jennings
Just my two cents
I admit to being a troll but never having posted before. First of all I am sorry for any disrespect of Broncos fans to come here and post something. I don’t think it’s necessary. I do think it’s okay to go to other sights and discuss. I come here because aside from the Broncos I like the Seahawks. Needless to say I think the trade will be a win win for both teams. We got a great CB in Alphonso Smith and don’t have to pay 2 first round picks in back to back years, and you guys get a higher draft choice next year. I think we are very happy with Alphonso Smith and I wish you the best with your first round pick next year, wherever it may be, but here’s hoping the Denver pick is 32.
Best regards
by RockyMountainThunder on Oct 19, 2009 10:24 AM PDT reply actions
Well said.
And quite a different tone from some of the others…
plus, you know Always Sunny, so we CAN be friends, lol.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 19, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Listen man,
Only reason I posted was the mild amusement I got from your rant. That’s all. I would totally call the troll a douche and whatever. Not here to troll as I said before, but if you want to battle we can bust out the Pokemon.
The reason I came here in the first place is I am somewhat of a bandwagon SEA fan, being from the area (and taking into consideration the fact that SEA is no longer in the same div/conf). Loved ‘05-’06. Mad as hell after the SB.
Dont be hatin’, yo.
Fine.
I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the worst. You’re very good-looking. I’m not attractive.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 19, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind. Happy Gilmore, my supposed favorite movie (at least from my childhood),
how could I not place that?
I don't know where else to put this but...
6-0, how the **** are they 6-0?
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Because the football Gods hate the Seahawks.
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
by Hopefulmsfan on Oct 20, 2009 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Jay Cutler is overrated and that defense had nowhere to go but up.
Can’t say I expected Kyle Orton to do so well, though.
"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."
by Fearless Frog on Oct 20, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Elvis Dumervil contract status:
2010: Free Agent.
Brandon Marshall?
2010: Free Agent.
You still traded away your best player and are set for more losses this off-season. Without the draft picks to make up for it. Fluke season might be right. The Denver fans responsible for this post being douches? Absolutely right.
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.
I wouldn't be surprised if Denver crashes and burns next year
Just to further show how cursed the Seahawks are. It seems as though the Seattle curse is helping Denver win games just to spite Seattle.

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