Well, it's more fun to hate a good team, right?
The loathsome Broncos are 6-0. Despite (or maybe because of) the vertical striped socks, tossing Cutler away like an old Spin Doctors CD, and trading away their 2010 1st round pick, Denver is (gak) a legitimate Super Bowl contender.
Yeah. I know we don't want to think about that... but the "they haven't played anyone" argument is about as legit as the crap that flows from Glenn Beck's wordhole at this point. They could realistically go 13-3 or so, and that game at Lucas Oil Stadium December 13 could decide Home Field in the AFC. Despite pooping the bed in the 2005 AFC title game (fuckers), Denver would be hard to beat at Mile High next January.
We are living the Twelve Army's equivalent of the Kobayashi Maru test right now. Is there any bright side to Denver's ascendancy?
Of course it would have been way more fun (and easier on me) if Denver had met expectations and sucked harder than a Dyson. Sadly, they will be playing meaningful games in January while our Seahawks will (probably) be sitting in their "man caves" watching on giant HDTVs.
Particularly if Seattle is not in the playoffs, the main juice we could get watching the postseason is rooting against teams we fucking despise. Besides Pittsburgh, who makes the bile churn in our stomachs more than Denver? The stupid throwbacks... That smug little shit of a coach... All the annoying Bronco fans you've ever known, once again drunk, high and tripping balls on success. Can you imagine the agony if McDaniels actually gets to hoist the Lombardi Trophy next February? If Denver wins a 3rd goddamned Super Bowl? You'll be screaming at your TV next January for the likes of Tom Brady, Peyton Manning and/or Carson Palmer to step up and stop their march to XLIV.
Unless they play Pittsburgh. Fuck the fucking Steelers.
I haven't given up on our Seahawks yet, but so far the Seattle/Denver parlay couldn't be going worse for us, could it? Shows you what my jabbering ass knows.
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I hate the fucking Broncos
But not as much as I hate the Steelers. Fuck everything that franchise stands for.
by DJ C-Raig on Oct 21, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Word.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Oct 21, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know they're 6 -0
but I’m still not sold. Even the last game, didn’t score an offensive TD until the 3rd quarter. All their points came off a short field or on special teams. Turn overs and special teams TDs don’t seem sustainable (no stats to back this up). No matter what happens this year, Kyle Orton is still a candidate for B.D.I.U. and a shit QB. Their D is way overperforming, riding sacks and an above average turn over rate to a good record, just like the Cards in last year’s playoffs. I fully believe a total collapse is still possible. Maybe this is just my inner homer screaming.
And fuck John Elway in each ear twice.
by Badical Turbo Radness on Oct 21, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So let's see what you just said
They create turnovers, sack the quarterback, get timely special teams play, and outscore opponents in the 2nd half 76-10. Sounds look a good solid football team to me. The Broncos have won every game a different way; Special Teams, Defense, Miracle Play, Orton throwing 330 yards. Good teams find a way to win and that’s what they do. They have many different tools in their arsenal to win games and that is what they do.
"No more my bad just make the play"-McJedi
by RockyMountainThunder on Oct 22, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might change that tune...
if you lived in Denver.
I seriously hate my life right now.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Oct 22, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sure do talk about the Broncos alot.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 21, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we still doing these?
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
by Dukeshire on Oct 21, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Might as well
I’m digging the DKSB on Field Gulls, and we can track where one of our first-round picks may end up in the draft order. Besides that, monitoring a McDaniels/Neckbeard insurgency and mocking it when it will eventually fail is our goddamn right as Seahawks fans.
Oh, and fuck the fucking Steelers.
"Have a good time all the time" - Viv Savage, Spinal Tap
by HawksFanHernandez on Oct 21, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell yeah
Not that I don’t enjoy John’s writing, but these pieces make for a nice break from the super technical into the comical and ridiculous. I say keep them coming.
by Badical Turbo Radness on Oct 21, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless they play Pittsburgh. Fuck the fucking Steelers.
Even though the air conditioning in the server room at work is out(I work in IT) and my favorite band is playing less then 2 miles away(where I was going to) this made me crack up So well put.
by Hancock.Brett on Oct 21, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We have to come up with a reason to hate every other team.
Setting aside the AFC West, the NFC West, and Pittsburgh, who we all hate for very obvious reasons.
by Hmph on Oct 21, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate the Raiders because they raped my brother to death.
by John Morgan on Oct 21, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry,
But I laughed for a good 5 minutes when I read this.
by DJ C-Raig on Oct 21, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Off Topic...BUT
In a chat today, Matt was asked what he thought of Jake Locker, he replied “Great kid. He could probably play 5 different positions in NFL. Reminds me of John Carlson.”
Someone else asked what improvements he has made so as not to get sacked so many times by Ware, his answer: “I’m going to send DeMarcus a fruit basket before the game.”
It was a pretty good chat: Here it be.
by DJ C-Raig on Oct 21, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I heard DeMarcus is quite fond of fruit baskets.
Lets get Schmitt Faced!
by Pessimistic Optimist on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah i was scrolling through the comments and thought it was hilarious when i read this comment
The seahawks are 0-4 when their opponents score
by somepnoy9189 on Oct 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please post this as fanshot in the future.
by John Morgan on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would have been a better idea.
Sorry about that; I just read it and posted.
by DJ C-Raig on Oct 22, 2009 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd for secondhand brilliance.
I love me some witty Matt.
by thebyron on Oct 22, 2009 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I ain't giving up either, not until the Seahawks are completely and fully eliminated from the postseason.
Sam Bradford, future Seattle Seahawk.
by Carl Shinyama on Oct 21, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't hate the Steelers.
Is that wrong?
Sam Bradford, future Seattle Seahawk.
by Carl Shinyama on Oct 21, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate trhe Steelers more than the Yanks, Red Sox,
Gators, LSU Tigers, Auburn Tigers, Buckeyes, USC Football, UCLA basketball, Oregon everything (except track and cross country).
Not sure about Steelers vs. Stern or Clay Bennett though.
Oh, and I still love Polamlu and wish he were a Seahawk.
by LantermanC on Oct 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find it hard to hate the Steelers, honestly.
There is so much that is just admirable about that organization.
Winning any Superbowls this decade is not one of them.
I love watching Roethlisberger play, and I really like Mike Tomlin. I think both are tops. I like Polamalu a lot as well. It’s hard to hate them, but it’s way, way harder to root for them in any game the past 4 years.
by jacobstevens on Oct 21, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Roflsburger so much
[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]
by bluemax on Oct 22, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hated that Superbowl game
But I don’t hate the Steelers either. I don’t have a soft spot for ’em like I do for the Jags or Pack, but I do respect them.
Personally I hate most of the NFC East and the Titans more than any other team. Including the Broncos and Steelers.
Still rooting against the Broncos this year. But it seems a pretty pointless activity at this point.
by Vasilii on Oct 22, 2009 3:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the Steelers. Fuck the Broncos and Fuck the Cowboys.
That about covers it.
Oh, and fuck any East Coast team that has the lead on any sports television or radio program (that means you, Patriots and Jets). Fuck them, too.
/there. I said it. I feel better now.
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.
by Misfit74 on Oct 21, 2009 11:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't hate the squeelers...
I hate the zebras who gave them the game. Moreso, I hate the NFL brass that wanted their ‘Jerome Bettis winning a superbowl in his hometown before he retires’ story so bad they were willing to turn the NFL into the WWF in the most important game of the season.
by Kevin M Smith on Oct 21, 2009 11:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Feel the Love
I hate the Packers for intercepting Matt to beat us in the 2003 playoffs
I hate the Packers twice for making it snow in Green Bay and beating us in the 2007 playoffs
I hate the Bears for beating us in the 2006 playoffs
I hate the Dolphins for beating us in the Kingdome to take us out of the playoffs in 1999.
Mostly I hate Minnesota and turn-coat illegal-contract poison-pill Hutchinson, his agent, and all his slimy lawyers that came up with that slimy deal.
"Football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental." - Doug Plank
by Stevo's on Oct 22, 2009 12:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck MLB
for giving us a Philly/NY World Series.
Yeah, because those two fan bases weren’t full of themselves enough…
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Oct 22, 2009 12:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate east coast world series
"Football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental." - Doug Plank
by Stevo's on Oct 22, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
Die Phillies die. Nobody likes you, even Philly fans don’t like you.
by Brendan Scolari on Oct 22, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the Phillies.
Who doesn’t like Utley, Cliff Lee, and Hamels?
by LantermanC on Oct 22, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Broncos?
Eh, I honestly find this year’s team quite likeable. Obviously, them having the Seahawks pick and Knowshon Moreno being on my fantasy team helps, but there’s something fun about seeing a team dominate when they were ridiculed so badly in the offseason. I used to dislike them but I’m jumping on the bandwagon this year. :-)
Steelers no, they fail at being likeable, mostly because of their fans. On the other hand, Big Ben is on my fantasy team. So go offense! Boo defense! (Except for Polamalu…And Harrison, maybe…)
by Brendan Scolari on Oct 22, 2009 12:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate fantasy football
it makes people root for players I hate.
"Football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental." - Doug Plank
by Stevo's on Oct 22, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I second that
but I love Victoria’s Secret Fantasy fashion show.
by LostLeader on Oct 22, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but
You make money off of it…
by Brendan Scolari on Oct 23, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, just like vegas
and I hate vegas. Well, I hate it when I leave. I love it when I’m about to go there.
"Football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental." - Doug Plank
by Stevo's on Oct 23, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
for the Kobayashi Maru reference.
(I hate the Steelers and Broncos almost equally, edge going to the Steelers.)
by Bodach on Oct 22, 2009 9:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if i only still fit into my “Bronco Busters” T-shirt.
Next time the Broncos come to Qwest, we should bring back the Bronco-busters theme.
I hate the Broncos worse than the Steelers. I hate the Steelers too, but Bill Leavy and his crew even more. Denver people have hockey and pro hoops.
Seattle is like Pittsburgh: NFL, MLB…
By the way, I know now what the Rooney Rule really is about:
Refs screwing over Steeler opponents. Anyone else see the measurement from this past week’s games?
by Section 128 on Oct 22, 2009 9:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm probably going to get ridiculed here
But where does the hatred for the Broncos come from. I understand not wanting them to do well so the Seahawks will have a higher first round pick but I would say that the average Denver fan does not hate the Seahawks like you seem to hate the Broncos. Is it an old AFC West rival thing or something happen between us that I don’t know about.
I would say that in the 2005 Super Bowl a lot of Broncos fans were rooting for our old AFC West foe.
Good luck this year, looking forward to next years game at Qwest between the Donkeys and Gulls.
"No more my bad just make the play"-McJedi
by RockyMountainThunder on Oct 22, 2009 9:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No ridicule from me
It IS an old AFC West thing, stupid Elway and his stupid beating us all the time, mumble grunt…
by Bodach on Oct 22, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Living in Denver has been the perfect recipe
to bring my hatred out in full zesty taste.
Within my first couple months here, someone asked if I was excited about the Bronco game, I said “Not so much. I’m from Washington and am a huge Hawk fan.”
He looked at me and said in a smug knowing way, “Well, you stay here long enough, you WILL be a Bronco fan.” I wish he was joking, but simply put, he wasn’t. That pretty much sums up why I never will be a fan… that level of smugness, and a complete lack of comprehension that a person from a rival wouldn’t change tune and become a fan. Another example of the smugness— check the troll thread about the Broncos first round pick over in fanposts. Bronco fans too often are far too smug about such things. That was posted Sunday, when we were essentially in pain over yet another injury riddled likely lost season.
I’ve been to your SB Nation site (helped my buddy with who we would pick— he had Seattle for your mock draft last spring) and can honestly say that not all Bronco fans are horrible— but there are too many that display their schadenfreude right in front of us instead of from a distance, and always at the most inopportune times…
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Oct 22, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish...
I could control the actions of all Bronco fans and get them to act with a little bit of class. But the truth is every fan base has a group of idiots. I understand Bronco fandom when you live in Denver is intoxicating. All I can say is if you and I should ever run into each other, I will be respectful. I will always root for the Broncos but not be smug, or overbearing, or cocky.
I didn’t agree with the thread about the first round pick over in the fanpost. I think some of it is a reaction to how much people thought the Broncos would suck and suredness that the Seahwawks would get a top 5 pick from us. But still, that type of post should be saved for the MileHighReport if one feels they have to post it.
“And although Hornets don’t make honey I bet they make something delicious and I want that”
"No more my bad just make the play"-McJedi
by RockyMountainThunder on Oct 22, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good words, my friend. Rec'd for honor and dignity.
I pick my moments in regard to Bronco friends.
I’ll hang with Bronco friend/fans in the right context (for example, the draft) but I don’t watch games with them typically. It just is an oil/water thing, best for all involved. I was invited to a MNF beer and steak party but decided since I would be forced to root for the Chargers that it wouldn’t be the best thing for me to do. And I really love free steaks, so it was a tough choice. Now that the Chargers game is over, and the Broncos are pretty much locked into a playoff spot, I think I might take them up on future offers…
I know my tempers and frustrations, and those that know me know how to push those buttons, and what’s more, it’s hard NOT to push those buttons because I always react, and hi jinks, or at least amazingly literate passionate and slightly deranged rants ensue. It is what it is. My bronco buddies are giving me a wide berth now, and smack talk has essentially ended now that our season is on the brink…
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Oct 22, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
DKSB,
I enjoy these weekly updates on the Broncos, but can you leave political jabs out of future articles? To me, your statement went over the line with what JM outlined a few weeks ago regarding politics.
Thanks again for the post.
by Wilder. on Oct 22, 2009 11:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was going to say you are overreacting, then I re-read.
I read this last night drunk… here’s what he’s talking about Durtee (and use the reply button)…
“crap that flows from Glenn Beck’s wordhole”
Honestly last night I read that as Glenn Beck’s wardrobe. Which I actually thought would have been funnier. Dude wears some off outfits, I don’t care what your political leanings you’d have to agree on that… but yeah, wordhole is political, not taste-based. heheh.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Oct 22, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next time I will email John about this.
Because I would like to respond to durteehawk down there, but it will only lead to where statements like DKSB’s go.
by Wilder. on Oct 22, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I appreciate your comment
And I agree with you. Let’s leave political pundits out of the discussion.
by John Morgan on Oct 22, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait..
I understand his politics are out of the discussion, but what about his wardrobe?
Seriously, the guy is the only person I know of on TV that wears a tie and manages in a shirt and tie to put three different stripes together. I often channel surf and find him on, and have to watch him for a minute or two just to stare at the odd combos he puts together. His wardrobe looks like it should be worn by a high school science teacher who is color blind.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Oct 22, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea
I know Beck more as an idea and target for criticism than a living human being. He seems so polarizing I’d rather he just was left out of the discussion completely.
by John Morgan on Oct 22, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"respond to durteehawk down there"
ha ha
by jacobstevens on Oct 22, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what political jab did DKSB take?
I ROCK out with my HAWK out, therefore I am....
by durteehawk on Oct 22, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. I know we don’t want to think about that… but the “they haven’t played anyone” argument is about as legit as the crap that flows from Glenn Beck’s wordhole at this point.
by Wilder. on Oct 22, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
I don’t follow politics at all so I don’t end up killing someone because he doesn’t vote the same way I do. I don’t even know who Glenn Beck is. Don’t care either.
that wasn’t that bad as to need to be taken out of his article though.
I ROCK out with my HAWK out, therefore I am....
by durteehawk on Oct 22, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs



















