If Arizona Sucks, Seattle Could Still Get Blown Out in the Divisional Round - Game Thread

Well THAT'S optimistic, Mr. Doom and Gloom

I understand

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions

He's just being depressive now

Don’t worry, he’ll get manic soon enough.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Perfectly reasonable

Though a first-round blowout would be a successful season at this point

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions

The Seahawks have been relatively successful in the playoffs

Once you get into the playoffs, you start a whole new season. It would just be a question of who we’d be able to field at that point.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions

That'd be fitting, seems to be just that type of season so far

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions

Beanie Wells will learn that he has been running with his laces untied for years, will tie them, and then go for 400.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions

GI!

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions

ANTS!

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions

The average score for today is (rounded to nearest whole number) 35-12

7 teams were held to no more than 10 points.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions

Tim Hightower - 3 fumbles lost PLEASE!!!!

I need some fantasy love. Need it need it need it.

Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.

by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions

I much prefer garlic to cilantro...

Makes EVERYTHING better. Plus, it’s good for fucking with vampires, if there is a need.

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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions

You're comparing two entirely different items. It's not one or the other.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions

That's ironic.

Given the whole thread.

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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Listen intently for the sound of a missed point

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Dude, I fucking got you.

I found it douche. Chose to reply in less overt style.

But thanks, I didn’t realize I wasn’t allowed to speak of fantasy here on a Sunday night game thread. I haven’t been a frequent game thread commentator, so a simply “We don’t really do that” might have gone over better than your deft wit.

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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't freak out

you’re getting ripped. We don’t ban fantasy discussion, but like a lot of things that happen in our life, no one else cares about our fantasy team.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions

But I don't even like cilantro.

It just sits and goes stale.

Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.

by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions

I hate garlic with green fucking stems in it

so bitter.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions

You should buy fresh garlic

pick the firm bulbs and avoid the ones that are dried-out and give.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions

This is a point that should be brought to the attention of the people bunching the cilantro at the packaging plant.

Standard bunches of cilantro are always twice as big as is consumable before spoiling.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions

If I'm gonna be stabbed or win a hundred bucks

I’m gonna be stabbed every damn time. FUck that fucking money.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Garlic is a given

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Depends on the dish, but yeah I prefer garlic as well.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Is there any other way to use cilantro?

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by bluemax on Oct 25, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

True, you have to find that happy median with cilantro.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Found it

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I started the Saints defense

I’m very smart. I picked them up and cut the Bears’ POS defense.

Now I need Manningham and Smith to go off on Arizona’s passing defense.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Smith only, please.

I am up 21 points, I have Steve Smith to go, and he has Donovan, Justin Tuck and Hightower.

Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.

by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I have 4 shoes near my door.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions

They're not my shoes...

I keep mine in my closet.

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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Not buying it.

Matt needed to go to Jay Glazer, join his MMA club to “toughen” himself up. I say he’s a 1st round bust.

by PoolNinja on Oct 25, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions

Not quite Leaf 2.0

Maybe a Heath Shuler type career, then Congress (R – Newport Beach).

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Anyone try Alfy's Pizza?

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions

I took a shower and it occurred to me that I need Brandon Jacobs to rush something something something something something

then when I was toweling myself off, I decided the government I would most wish is a benevolent divine monarchy. I hope it’s a touchdown league.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

So how about this Eli slobber-fest?

Hardly any mention of the Cards.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions

MANNING TO TYREE x5

Must be awkward for Rodney Harrison.

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, it wasn't his fault

He was supposed to have the cover and, heck, he wasn’t even supposed to prepare for Tyree. He was pretty clear on that.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions

West of the Mississippi?

Don’t exist as anything other than an antagonist for our heroes.

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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Well

New York is huge and the Giants are a successful franchise. The Cards struggled to follow a Super Bowl appearance with a sold out home debut.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions

It was a two-year old story

Why not talk about the amazing post-season run that Cards had (after a decades of sucking) and their high-powered offense? Or the struggles they may be facing with an aging QB and a rookie RB?

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Screw the Cardinals.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions

East Coast Media Bias sucks more than Cardinals

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions

But I hate the Cardinals much more

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Because market research says

about ten times more people care about Eli.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Probably the same reason

Why they showed like a dozen Steelers stroking the Lombardi in commercials during Superbowl XL and like one Seahawk.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I remember a commercial that had Michael Boulware in it.

They had like 5 players from each team in it or something, ours were Matt, Walt, Shaun and Boulware. Don’t know what made me think of that, but seriously? Michael Boulware.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions

I love this commercial I keep seeing with the cell phone girl.

You know the one loaded with Steeler assholiness. First, we have a cute Steeler fan— something I’m not sure I’ve ever seen.

Then she of course calls fans of EVERY TEAM IN THE LEAGUE to talk smack? Really?

I think next time someone from a random team wants to talk smack, I’m going to ask them to name 5 starting linemen— either O or D line. If you can’t pass the “I know the guys in the trenches” test, you shouldn’t be able to talk any smack whatsoever.

Especially if you are a bandwagon Steeler fan.

Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.

by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Unless you're a Seahawks fan.

Naming our starting line is a fool’s errand these days.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Heheh.

Actually, you could just pick 5 random names and nobody would know if you were right or just completely full of crap, because WE don’t even know who to pick…

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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Holmgren shouldn't have let them stroke the trophy

I knew it was a fucking jinx

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

I still think Leinart could be a great QB

Or maybe it’s just because I feel for a fellow lefty.

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 25, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions

By that logic, I'll be in the ProBowl next year.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Try stubhub.

Make all your dreams come true.

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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd last one snap in the NFL.

Freeney around the left tackle, and SNAP. Broken everything.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

That's a different direction for stubhub

than I intended.

Well played.

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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm a lefty.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions

But I'm not much of a QB

I play WR and DB/S in pickup games. Never ever gotten an interception in my life.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions

However

I consider my self a much better WR because of my route running and catching ability. Don’t drop too many passes.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Yep.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions

I throw right handed

so Brown would not be the cause of my imminent death. More likely decapitation by facemasking.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Me too!

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions

As am I

dang.

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Never really considered he was a lefty

no fun having Levi Brown protecting your blindside.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Michaels your rug continues to amaze me after 7 weeks

You’re 65. Don’t do this to yourself. Dump that “hair”.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions

I wasn't convinced it was a rug until he turned to face directly into the camera.

He even tried to make it look like thinning, and it didn’t work.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions

I took a snapshot of it in September I was so stunned

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Gladiator is on TNT for those of you wishing to avoid the pre-game chuckleheadedness

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions

Tonight I drink my last Hoptober ever.

I slay you you six-headed hydra of bland.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions

Jolly Pumpkin Bam Biere. Delicate. A hint of tartness, a whisper of citrus, a yeasty taste.

It’s unlike anything I’ve had (other than a different JP product). Much different than my usual selection of malty Belgians or rich porters. Delightful.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Sounds like we picked different ports on Beer Island.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Apparently. But the boat ride is always fun, no?

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions

It's not awful

but I think my anger is somewhat because I was tricked by the packaging.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions

I think Tommy Boy is funny, but why do I need it in HD?

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions

To fund further research in animating the frozen corpses of deceased stars.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Yup

Further research is needed.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Smaller, please.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions

sorry, I thought I set it at height=250, but I might have made a mistake

If you want to delete it, I can repost it smaller.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

The key is in putting the number in quotes. img height="175"

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

So you can see all of Chris Farley's chins in high detail as well as his face pores, of course!

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Because it would look like crap on your big fancy HD TV if it was in SD

like worse than on a SDTV.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions

To detail the receding hairline of David Spade of course.

Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.

by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Thank you, all tfour answers make sense. HD here I come!

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Because BEES! YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions

You don't have to cover Breaston I guess.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions

I could use some breasts on which to cover.

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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Damn.

Extra “s” hurt there…

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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

boom

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

breast-ons; for the inadequate woman who doesn't want to get surgery

or the man who wants to be a woman

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Go 'Ants!

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions

Bless you, Ants.

Blants.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

A quarter to the person who gets this reference.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Beanie taking some kind of time to see the field regularly...

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions

If I see zone defense used all day against this offense...

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions

HOLY TUCK!

He fumbled. IDIOTS!!!

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions

Cardinals could really use a running back.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions

Let's give them Edge.

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 25, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

But who would run the ball when we are backed up near our end zone?

The scheme would be ruined!

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Louis Rankin!

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Matt Hasselbeck!

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Use the Forse

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm no expert here but "Clearly appears" doesn't sound gramatically correct

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions

Hooray!

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

How about running with Bradshaw more often?

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

Defense shut them down.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

Bumper music is out of control

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

Silly Eli!

Fullback draws are the only play you should run on third and long!

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

There's that damn Steeler girl again.

Who does that?

Oh yeah, Steeler fans do. They have no shame.

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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

Steve Phillips fired from ESPN

http://www.fangsbites.com/2009/10/breaking-news-steve-phillips-fired-from.html

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

To the Reds we go

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Yay!!!

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Harold Reynolds is not suprised.

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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

That whole saga is crazy.

I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.

by Dukeshire on Oct 25, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Am I the only one that thought, "Really?!?"

I mean, I’m being serious and not trying to knock the girl, but he seems like he could/should/would be able to do better.

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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 25, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh, no doubt about it.

I’ll give him that he may not have known she was bat shit crazy. But he certainly could see she wasn’t hot.

I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.

by Dukeshire on Oct 25, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, on-air talent screwing around with the help is shocking

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Wells looks thick and slow.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions

He's a non-physical Brandon Jacobs

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I was originally being flippant, but I think maybe that's not so bad a comparison.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

You want thick and slow, check out Rocky Bernard.

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Heh we should do a post involving how notable ex-Hawks are doing elsewhere

I know Howard Green and Chuck Darby are unemployed.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Jacobs should just quit juking people and barrel over them

Until he has a Christian Okoye-Steve Atwater moment.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

Hello all

just got back from a pathetic Carolina game. They dominated Buffalo, yet Jake still found a way to give it away. Seattle has nothing on Carolina.

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

"That is the play he was looking for"

Oh, you mean the one where the line opens up a gapping hole, Chris?

I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.

by Dukeshire on Oct 25, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

DRC with the mad athleticism.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

Fantasmic pick

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

You suck, Eli.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

That wasn't a bad pass

it was a better play on the ball by the db, no?

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, that would screw up NSC's Eli love fest.

I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.

by Dukeshire on Oct 25, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Hmm

Not sure why we all hate on Eli so much. NSC’s job is to sell football. NY players sell.

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Did you catch the pregame? Out of control.

And NBC’s job is to broadcast football. The NFL markets itself just fine.

I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.

by Dukeshire on Oct 25, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

THE LITTLE GIRL WITH THE CURL MY GOODNESS MICHALES

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

Cromartie is fun to watch

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

"The little girl with the curl"

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

He's fabulous!

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

I couldn't believe it when I heard it.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm still not sure this tops the old lady in the basement comment

from last night’s USC game

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by bluemax on Oct 25, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I wish Kelly Jennings was Dominic Rodgers-Cromartie

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions

I also wish Marcus Trufant was Marcus Trufant

And Babineaux was circa ’84 Kenny Easley

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

And Colin Cole was Cortez Kennedy

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

I wish Steve Vallos was Scarlett Johanssen.

There’s be no dropoff in blocking ability, but suddenly fans would have a reason to watch the team play.

by redwolf75 on Oct 25, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions

A real fan always has reason to watch the team play

We’re not the freaking Cardinals.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Hixon blows.

He makes Keary Colbert look good.

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

At least Hixon has value returning kicks

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

But B-Russ made him a start last year

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

And he made Kelly Jennings his bitch last season.

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 25, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Warner should have caught that and thrown it deep

what a girl.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions

Like Tebow can run his own play action, Warner can run his own flea flicker?

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Come on Warner catch your own pass and score an 80 yard TD

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions

Warner's gotta catch that, hit him right in the hands

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

That was insane.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

This mobile commenting sucks

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 5:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

Never tried.

How so?

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Actually it's not that bad

I just have to comment before I can see comments

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 5:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

Rinky-dink as hell, pretty much a Beta version

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

You can't do the "z" trick

and I’m not sure that read/unread comments look different.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh hey I can see stuff now

John did you get my picture?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 5:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

Just now.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Or I looked at it just now.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Seahawks toothbrush

One piece of Seahawks paraphernalia my wife will not be able to buy me at Goodwill.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I figured you could store that image and find use of it in the future.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks.

Where did you find it?

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

A christmas store in Levenworth.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Quite a sexy pose he is striking.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

It is.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Doesn't Warner know that Jesus hates it when he uses bad words?

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

Tebow will tell him. He's got a direct line.

I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.

by Dukeshire on Oct 25, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I've seen Tebow drop an F-Bomb or two.

Although not as many as Clausen.

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Oct 25, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

It's ok, all you have you do is ask for forgiveness later

works every time

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Levi Brown gets dragged

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

Well, that's PI

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

That is an obvious penalty. Not called.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

Is Eli growing younger?

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

He's growing shots of cortisone in his foot

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Eli looks like he's wearing a halloween wing in his picture.

I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.

by Dukeshire on Oct 25, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

So that Cardinals run defense...

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions

Cardinals are jumpy.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

Hmmm

interesting. Has Eli revealed something?

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

Bradshaw runs more physically than Jacobs.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

I could totally run better then them both, mentally

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Sold that.

Disrupting the Cardinals timing.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

Hasselbeck would have crumpled in a heap under that rush

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions

"He should've ran out of bounds much earlier"

—Seneca

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions

Shoot.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions

Dang, that'd've been a huge gain otherwise

*otherwise

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions

Adrian Wilson is good at playing the football

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions

Feagles is a legend

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions

So Alex Smith?

what the fuck?

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions

Didn't see any of it.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

3 TDs to VD in a half

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Alex Smith generally completes about 20 passes with 3 touchdowns and ~200 yards every 7 games.

It was all pent up in him.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

I've been away all day so I pulled up my phone to check scores and saw that.

And just started laughing.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah but unlike Shaun Hill, all he does is lose games

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Shaun Hill was losing quite well today

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey guys Warner's on my fantasy team and I started the Cardinals D so who's with me, go Cards!!

I really need this fantasy win guys

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions

Fantasy football makes you do some loathesome things

/rooting for Smith, against Jacobs and Manningham.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm not loaded enough to respond to this.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I am!

Say it with me everyone. Fantasy teams are like pictures of other people’s children. They are only interesting to the people involved.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I have Eli and the Giants' defense!

So go Giants even more!

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck Fantasy.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

but my opponent has Eli Manningham!

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions

So...

Giant fighting robots—how do you ruin that?

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions

Because it's not a Giant Fighting Robot Ninja Pirate.

Duh.

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Ninjas and Pirates are overrated

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Says the guy who has ninja in their username.

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Yup

My username is a comment on the wearing of socks with flip flops than it is about masked shuriken-wielding assassins.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Or do you just want me to think that because in reality...

you are a masked, shuriken-wielding assassin?

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

By making the movie about people and not the robots

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Oct 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Are they just going to keep making Transformer movies until they magically for whatever reason start to not suck?

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

The plots aren't all that great

but I’m really impressed with depiction of the Transformers. There’s a nice balance of fantastic and realistic that does them justice.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Michael Bay ruins movies like no one i've ever known

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions

I think he did the robots justice and gave us Megan Fox

I could give a crap about the rest of it.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Uwe Boll?

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Weeeee

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions

Boldin looks forward to a rich life after football.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions

So Bradford is entering the draft.

How much has his stock fallen?

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions

Completely depends on his predraft showing.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Probably still top 10

If his rehab goes well.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Oct 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions

If its anything like Brees

He’ll just come out stronger.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions

I wonder how I would feel if he feel to 15 or so

and Seattle picked him up

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions

fell

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions

I would be shocked if he fell that far.

But I wouldn’t exactly complain either.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Oct 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions

I would be fucking ecstatic

Sam Bradford, future Seattle Seahawk.

by Carl Shinyama on Oct 25, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Wouldn't surprise me.

We’re not known for durable QBs.

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 25, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Give Fitz credit for attempting the strip.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions

Ha!

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions

Kurt Warner just baby dicks that throw.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions

I don't really know what that means, but I completely agree.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Its the opposite of a "Full grown dick"

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions

No, that much is clear.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Russell full grown dicks that ball all day.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Now I see.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Awesome.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

And a new FG meme is born.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Giants are running all over that great run defense of the Cards

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Oct 25, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions

Jacobs roared

that’s what was missing this season. Animal noises.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions

What separates Seattle's starting line from NY's starting line

A) Talent
B) Scheme
C) Physicality

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions

Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions

What Seattle starting line are you referring to?

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Oct 25, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought it was a mistake drafting those spooks and spectres.

Ethereal dimension benders can’t hold the point.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions

38 games started as a unit

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Very diverse ribbing

Nicely done. I’ll have to ask more insightful questions!

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I think we've got enough talent, we just don't have enough continuity

OL’s need some time working as a unit to get good. We’ve got talent but have had too many injuries to get everybody on the same page.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Someone needs to call "I got it" there

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions

Stop praising Plaxico Burress

THE MAN BROKE THE LAW

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions

Hell of a marksman

and makes a great omelet.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions

I remember when I was big on Calais Campbell.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions

Full grown big?

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions

We talking "Black" or "asian"

Full grown?

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Cue the gif.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I think we may need that gif.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

If you do an image search for "black or asian"

There’s plenty of pictures.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Not the gif I was interested in

but I will remember that suggestion.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions

heh

WEEE!

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions

THATS RACIST

ITS 2009. WE’RE ALL THE SAME.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Not in our pants.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Note to everybody.

Creepygifs don’t embed well.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions

More of a medium but with Brees-like accuracy.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

John Cusack?

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

This language of symbols and metaphors confuse me

can’t we designate a font for each emotion?

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions

I called "Dirtyego" font.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Feagles is trying to fuck us

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

80 year old leg damn thing nearly fell off

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

I hope I never have to ask my doctor about something

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions

Just tell him you're baby dicking it.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions

You're really into dicks tonight.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Just look at his avatar.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Like if your erection is causing blindness?

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions

How do you know if its your dick medicine or your eyelash medicine thats doing it?

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Michaels is aware "Trauma" sucks

and wanted to suggest that notion with subtly.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions

Is Al Michaels mocking NBC's promos?

“I just read ’em, partner.”

by Hmph on Oct 25, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions

Yep.

One of the benefits of being untouchable.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Truly

He won’t hear word one about it either

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Run Bradshaw ffs

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions

My fantasy team would like that

Along with throwing to Manningham, and getting Tynes lots of PATs

by Ovreel on Oct 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions

My cat meows "bless you" when I sneeze.

Don’t hate. It’s true.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Everyone is disappointed in this showing, NBC

no more holding calls. Mandated by Goodell.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions

Plaxico shot Feagles in the leg

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions

Its 3rd and baby dick.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions

A baby dick is 3 yards?

Didn’t know.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Giant robot baby dick

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Boldin will sail the world's port on the "Live-4-Ever"

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions

Man is that guy just a MAN

No baby dickin on Boldin

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions

Great, show Boldin getting his face caved in again

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions

Check mail, Scruffster. You have work to do.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions

Hightower is like Reggie Bush West.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions

channeling John Marshall

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions

They blitz 6 and Al Michaels piss's himself.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions

The Cardinals are good

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions

Damn

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions

Beanie's Well

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions

Nice. Beanie is faster than he looks...

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions

That's on Feagles.

Two terrible punts in a row. Can’t give the Cards those opportunities.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Oct 25, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

"Jammed that stiff arm right down Terrell Thomas' throat." Great, CC

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

"And C.C. Brown got a facial as well"

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

He's branching out, normally he just talks to underage girls that way

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Anyone else watching this and think the Cardinals are just a better team than the Seahawks this season?

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

Was there any doubt?

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, yes

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Easy to be so when you don't have a makeshift OL.

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

What, because they've scored 7 points in a half?

Off of a short field?

I don’t necessarily disagree, but doubt this half of football closes the book on that. I would think that last week would somewhat count for more.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Oct 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Manningham dances

A lot

by Ovreel on Oct 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions

That was an exciting zero yards he gained with those moves.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions

Manningham is fun to watch

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions

He's no David Terrell though

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

EPIC

by Ovreel on Oct 25, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions

Um.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions

wooo

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions

YES FUCK YOU ZONA

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions

WHOOO!!! THE STOKLEY PLAY BUT I LIKE IT!

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions

That was fun to watch as well!

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, DRC

fuck you for that.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions

Terrible coverage

a real shutdown corners bounces that to his teammate.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions

All or nothing with DRC.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Seattle would love Jennings to become an all or nothing corner

right now, he is just nothing.

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Even when DRC has a bad play

He is still great

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions

That wasn't a bad play

it was just dumb luck.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

That tipped ball hung in the air like a gift from above

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions

So

any STATS compilers out there: Pass defended or touchdown allowed?

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions

Curious question.

At what point does a pass become defended?

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

When it's deflected by a defensive player and falls incomplete

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

No credit for pass defensed if pass completed

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Even to a different player than the intended target?

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Interesting.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Officially:

(2:23) (Shotgun) E.Manning pass deep middle to H.Nicks for 62 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Ball batted by ARZ #29 – D.Rodgers-Cromartie and caught by H.Nicks.

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

As opposed to:

(10:37) (Shotgun) E.Manning pass incomplete short middle to S.Smith (A.Wilson).

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

This has been a good year for rookie WRs

Except for Deon Butler, naturally

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions

Butler was a 3rd-round pick

and he’s played pretty well for a rookie 3rd-round pick

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Boldin's play I can appreciate.

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions

God that drag me to hell movie staring that apple guy sucked so bad

shame on you Sam Raimi

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

oops doin't mean to reply to you

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Is Jared ashamed of himself or the happiest man on Earth?

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions

Both.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Can someone ashamed of themselves be the happiest man on Earth?

Or are you suggesting he is in the thrall of a strict Dominatrix?

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

He was nobody. Just a huge fat guy. He lost the weight, got rich, and is famous.

That’s neat. But deep down he must know he’s gone too far.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

As I read, I think Slate, he lost weight by starving himself.

This is exactly what he wanted. Beyond his dreams.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Jared has aids

by somepnoy9189 on Oct 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

He probably does

he is a busy television star and prominent millionaire.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Yankees threatening to blow game 6 wide open

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions

who cares about soccer

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Michael Strahan singing the five dollar footlong song makes me hungry for a sandwich

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions

He can fit a sub in while smiling and not opening his mouth.

It’s what makes him special.

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

One thing PC users can do that Mac users can't:

Shut up.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions

Heh

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

Well this clearly doesn't belong here, but good work.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

There's a bit of a hitch in the middle, though.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm not sure what that is.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Hold on.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Fix it, bitch

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Refresh it - It should be fixed.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Bravo. Enjoy your rec.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I probably should have avoided smiling slightly.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Well its the Scruffy special.

Gross you out and then you go “heh”

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Unintentional success then.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

The freezeframe was kinda funny though.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

I put it on myself to avoid another Apple vs PC fanboy argument.

I love Apple and Yes their commercials are fucking annoying.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Well done.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I do not understand

I hope this doesn’t have something to do with dick size.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I wish my name was Chansi Stuckey.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions

I'm going with "Stylez G. White"

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Fitz almost catches another one while laying down.

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions

Collinsworth is going to need a toupee soon

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions

The eternal question

should I change out of my robes, pajamas and slippers if I am only walking to the corner for a beer?

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions

What constitutes pajamas?

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

no, but you should run there screaming madly

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Add a wizard hat and just pretend you're nuts.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Mad is the term to use here.

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

baby nuts or full grown nuts?

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Grape

I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.

by Dukeshire on Oct 25, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

"robes"? How many do you have on?

I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.

by Dukeshire on Oct 25, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I saw a man in pajama pants headed towards a corner mart

the other night. So I say no.

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by bluemax on Oct 25, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Is Carson Palmer back?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions

Where'd he go?

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Who?

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Oct 25, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Whatever happened to Etrick Pruitt?

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

That Bush TD play was pretty cool

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

I want to get a Prius and a Macbook and some Moleskine notebooks

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions

I like the idea of Moleskine notebooks

But I’d have a hard time thinking of anything I’d want to put in them. If I’m going to write something down on paper, its probably not going be very important.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 25, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't worry, no one with a Moleskine notebook is going to write anything important

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

So you wanna live in San Francisco?

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, Daly City isn't conscious/sophisticated enough

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Are you just pulling random items off

Stuff white people like.com?

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by bluemax on Oct 25, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Anyone seen paranormal activity yet?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

Some friends said it messed with their heads pretty well

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Wonder why the G-Men didn't bite on play-action fake

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

Wells is quite a rookie.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

Sure just leave Fitzgerald open in the field

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

AZ starting to get hot

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

I'd be a bit hesitant to eat a McChicken sandwich

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

they're ok, one doesn't kill you.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Any reason?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

The inhumane manner in which McChickens are bred

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Isn't that KFC?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Them too

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks, PETA.

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I eat chicken, just not fried and breaded from fast-food conglomerates

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Theres something about sandwiches with Irish last names

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

I think it's best to be hestitant to eat anything from McDonalds

But that’s just me.

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Seagull burger!

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Tracy Morgan is trying to kill Jimmy Fallon?

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

Godspeed, Tracy.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Arizona is elite when they want to be

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

AZ slowly becoming Pittsburgh west

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

hey look at that offensive line we should get one of those

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Have we had any RB since Duckett/Weaver score from the goal-line the last 4 seasons?

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Shaun Alexander

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I think the Giants have the best helmet in the NFL.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions

This just reeks of Pete Prisco telling everyone how he was so right about the Cardinals on CBS Sports

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

Pete Prisco calls livelinks after he plays online poker and chats with hot local singles

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

I've hated him based on picking the Cardinals the last 5 years to win the NFC West

Then having the Cardinals go 15-1 (based on his weekly predictions) this past season, and gloating when he finally got the Cards winning the NFCW correct.

Where did he graduate? Arizona State.

THIS is a professional?

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

His " team grades" on mondays say enough about him

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I changed clothes

The deciding fact was my slippers smell like Camas.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

Don't ever wear your slippers without socks.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

The entire purpose of slippers is to avoid wearing socks

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Which, naturally, leads to smelly slippers

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Untrue

Most of the time I need more then just socks.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Like right now.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Even with the really warm slippers?

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Well I don't want smelly slippers.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Camus?

The smell has no meaning

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Regional thing

paper mill.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I guess tonight Arizona unofficially wins the NFC West

Come on Eli.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

AZ can lay the kill shot on this next drive

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

Seriously, what the heck Jeff Feagles?

You’re not trying to put it inside the 20.

"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch

by crushedoptimist on Oct 25, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

WHOA!!

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

What?

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, just leave Fitzgerald wide open

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

What just happened

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

Fitzgerald got a case of the Feagles

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

Hey Fatty keep your hand to yourself.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

That referee is on top of things

You can tell by his tone of voice.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

Taking a survey.

How many times in a game thread do you type something and then delete because its best left unsaid?

Me – At least 30 times.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

5?

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Everything I type is perfect

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Like I just did it right now.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Prove it.

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Here is what I was going to post.

Click if you want.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Bait me.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

What is that random piece or artwork you have behind you?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

That's a picture I took of the Columbia in December from Pateros as my family and I were on our way to Winthrop.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

There's a steam coming off of the river.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Kinda looks like the Golden Gate bridge.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

There's a dock in the foreground.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Makes perfect sense.

What camera did you use? Aperture? F-stop?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

What I had on me. A standard point and shoot 5mp Kodak.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

tisk tisk.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

It was frosh year of college.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Time for experimenting I suppose.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Hahaha

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

And can you tell me if lailaihei is a man or woman?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

what?

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I've always thought woman

And even made some period jokes about “it” one day. But now I believe “it” is a man.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Just a very menstrual man.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Definitely a male.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Really?

Cause I asked him a couple times and he just ignores me.

That makes those subtle period jokes even better.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Apparently I am Forbidden and need permission, will you permiss me?

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

You are permitted?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't know why you don't have permission.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

I need permission too.

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Permission this!

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Well good thing you changed your mind and didn't post it, saved us the trouble of clicking on something that don't work

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Can you see it?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

nope, but I'm sure it was post worthy had you posted it

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Dang

I guess it wasn’t meant to be.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Dakota Fanning.

So… almost never.

by LantermanC on Oct 25, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

why do you even catch that?

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 25, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

It's like Coughlin ignores Bradshaw for stretches of the game

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

Just like how he ignore his family.

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Manning is rattled

AZ defense is confusing him

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions

That secondary is talented.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

Game over. Nothing can go 100% right for us on a bye week.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

Why doesn't our secondary ever do that?

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

Because playing the ball is a stupid idea

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Getting Trufant back will solve all our problems.

Playoff time.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions

So, can Seattle do this in Dallas?

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah I think Hass will have 2 of those INTs

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh hamburgers.

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

Eli expressions are priceless

And look a lot like Hasselbeck’s from last week.

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

The Cardinals will be what the Seahawks used to be

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

Halfway out the door to L.A.?

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Champions for (number of years Warner stays in league) of the NFC West

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

OH

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

It all depends on Warner

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, my whole hypothesis for the division is fucked

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

Oh boy Cromartie is hurt.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

AZ is dominating Giants line

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

Now that's a real defense.

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 25, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Eli Manning loves yelling Omaha at the line of scrimmage

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

It sounds gritty.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

So did Romo today.

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 25, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks for your stupidity, Arizona

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

Thoughts on Alex Smith's performance today?

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

15 minutes for the Giants to save Seattle's season

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

Trufant is back.

It’s completely possible to go 12-4.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

As is my nomination for President

Both very unlikely, however.

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

That's kind of sad

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

What's even more annoying

If Hass doesn’t throw another INT to DRC and the 49ers score from a yard out then the Niners are the defending NFC West Champs.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

The Jay Leno show looks ELECTRIC

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions

Oh hey, there's us!

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

Look at that powerhouse conference.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

Division even.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Go for it

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

Go for it!

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

This playcalling is inept.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

Collinsworth really chewing into Manningham

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

Wells with another fumble

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

Thanks for stopping them

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

On Broadway. Finally relevant bumper music.

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

One of my fav songs

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I liked how they were playing Mudvayne earlier

Caught me off guard.

by Ovreel on Oct 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

I had the same reaction.

Especially since that song’s 4 years old.

I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.

by Hopefulmsfan on Oct 25, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Sears: Life well spent

That’s a pretty condescending slogan.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

Sears: It's good, as far as you know

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Really Giants. Run a draw play. Use Bradshaw on a screen.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

And a stretch run. Retards. Fire Kevin Gilbride.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't even care who wins now.

This game has convinced me that AZ is better than us and we are already in a hole for the division.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

Steve Vallos and Kyle Williams on the OL are part of the problem

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I agree.

But we’re basically 2 games back right now and we still have to play at AZ. Right now I would be very surprised if the Cards don’t win this division.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Alex Smith has something to say about that.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm looking forward to Smith meeting Aaron Curry at Qwest.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Fumble!

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Tiny hands!!

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Hopefully its raining that day.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Even if they aren't better (which they clearly are)

they are miles ahead in playcalling and creativity.

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 25, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Why stretch that out?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

That's better.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Yup.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Plaxico would've caught that

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Good Lord.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Manningham could be really good if he can stop dropping easy balls.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

go jacobs

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

And on that note Manningham sucks

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

He learned from Braylon

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Jacobs doesn't rumble through defenses anymore

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, I said rumble

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Who let Chris Berman on the boards?

by Hmph on Oct 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm getting that for my dog.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

So, the Giants didn't go for it?

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

They need two scores.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, I guess the field goal makes sense.

It looked like 4th and inches though, I still think they should of gone for it.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Probably.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

They shouldve had Jacobs rumble for the 1st down.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Nah it was 4th and 1 on the 2

Better to take the points

by Ovreel on Oct 25, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd be pissed if my dad gave me a 20 year old Camry.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

I would have been thrilled

I didn’t get my first car until I was 23

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

What was it?

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Shouldn't Wells be injured by now?

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

Wait.

Coughlin decided to kick the FG because he saw the Arizona defense was injured?

Counterintuitive decision is counterintuitive.

by Hmph on Oct 25, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

wow. great play

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

I envy Mathias Kiwanuka

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

Holy shit what a catch.

by Hmph on Oct 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

How did Kevin Boss hold on to that?

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

Kevin Boss.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

"This is just a man making a catch"

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

BOSS!

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

Holy shit.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

NOOOOO

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

Bradshaw you idiot

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

Bradshaw you piece of shit.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

YOU TWATFACTORY

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

What the fuck are you doing Bradshaw?

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

LOL Bradshaw you turdball.

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

That's the sports gods shutting the lights out on Seattle's season.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

Plays like that make me miss the days of Shaun Alexander.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

Because that one more yard is worth it.

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

So for all you guys wondering, this is why Coughlin doesn't put in Bradshaw

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

Easy to see that one coming

Dude was holding it like a loaf of bread

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

A moldy loaf

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Easy to see that one coming

Dude was holding it like a loaf of bread

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

A moldy loaf

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Ack

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Big drop.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Gracias, Senor Fitty

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Fitz seems to catch those against Kelly Jennings.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

And Josh Wilson.

And Marcus Trufant
And Deon Grant
And….

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't forget Babs.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Brian Russell!

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Fisher

by redwolf75 on Oct 25, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Why would the Cards do this? Two incomplete passes when you need to run the clock out.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Because their coach is a moron.

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Because they're the cardinals

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Here comes the SB flashback...

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

"This is what pro football's all about"

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Bradshaw, bad couple of minutes.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

I have never seen Coughlin not look like he's in excruciating emotional pain

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Just a man thats bitter on christmas morning.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Looks kinda like the guy up the road at the stop-sign holding a cardboard sign

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

C'mon Eli

Tip pass to Hakeem Nicks!

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Collinsworth has a rifle and he's ready to kill a player tonight.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Dockett talks trash like a talented Brian Russell.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

No such animal

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Russell is already talented

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Gifted really

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

SMITH!

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

Steve Smith!

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

DO ME UPSIDE DOWN, STEVE SMITH

by abender20 on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

Ha!

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

Why don't our WRs ever do that?

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

Housh can do that.

by Ovreel on Oct 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Do you not remember Housh's catch against Chicago?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Did u miss Housh's catch against the Bears?

When Seneca just heaved it up to no one.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

When Eli wants to

he has a beautiful deep ball.

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

This game aside, Eli has been making some really incredible throws routinely.

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 25, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions

The Cards get away with offsides so many times but it's rarely called

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

Hold there of Berry

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

NICKS!

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

Really good game.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

TUCK!

by Ovreel on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

A Cardinal choke-job would be kind cool.

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

*of

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Wanna bet Eli throws a pick instead?

I just want luck to go on our side for ONE DAY.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Well the Broncos didn't win this week

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

There it is.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

I called it.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

you bastard

"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg

by jteckmann on Oct 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

You're the winner

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA`

Kazmir you douche.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

The O-line is holding up nice under fire.

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

Nice toss play

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

I never tire of Collinsworth wondering why they don't do what he thinks he should do

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

Back to baseball.

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Wow

Fucking Arizona

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

An injured AZ wins

AZ is a damn good team

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Damn.

Well now I won’t have a heart attack if we lose to Dallas on a last second play.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Wow. Stupid Eli.

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer, Sam Bradford*.

by Misfit74 on Oct 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Arizona has the NFC West for the next 4 years.

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Kurt Warner only has one more year left in him?

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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Well our season is officially over. Goodnight.

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by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

SEA!

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

No.

by Hmph on Oct 25, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

ME!

Broncos 12 Bengals 7: The story of the 2009 Seattle Seahawks.

by SSreporters on Oct 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

YOU!

by redwolf75 on Oct 25, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions

So much for that

Gonna open a beer and some hot cheetos

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

I do like Wisenhunt

Then again, I suffer from Pittsburgh attitude appreciation

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions

Wisenhunt is good, I like him as well.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Wisenhunt is the enemy.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't like AZ

But I will admit I prefer how they are building their team, especially their defense compared to Seattle.

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

To quantify that statment

AZ consistently takes the best talent available. They don’t take great character risks, but they are not completely averse to underclassmen or qualified small school prospects. They take risks; smart risks. The lose some, they win some.

I like our leaderships character approach. However, I would prefer they let more underclassmen and small school prospects into their top 50.

Tatupu should be the norm, not the exception.

It is what it is...

by kidder95 on Oct 25, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

I've always hated Ruskell's "good character" requirement

Some of the best players are assholes.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

At least Kelly Jennings is a nice guy.

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 25, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions

He's also a hard worker

by aerozeppelin on Oct 25, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Adrian Wilson is hulking

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Roid rage

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 25, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Dos Equis doesn't sound so bad

If I was on some frat trip to Cancun.

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

You say it like it's a bad thing

by lemonverbena on Oct 25, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

I hate the most interesting man in the world.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

Baseball celebrations always look forced and awkward

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

If we had taken care of business vs. SF, CHI, or AZ we would have still been right in the thick of things.

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 25, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions

I don't like your logic.

Stop making sense.

I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.

by Hopefulmsfan on Oct 25, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Denver has betrayed us

Normally I would say a better team is worth more than a better pick, but Seattle needs a quarterback. With contention unlikely, what is the best finish for the Seahawks?

by John Morgan on Oct 25, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions

5-11

I don’t think we’re going to win more than 7 or 8 anyway, and we’re bound to piss away a couple we’re supposed to win. We’ll have a top 15 pick and Denver’s will be in the 20s. We can probably draft Bradford with the first and BPA with the second but I wouldn’t be surprised if we packaged both to move up and get Eric Berry.

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 25, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions

With a competent OL, Matt has at least another season in him

by DetectiveM on Oct 25, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes, but there should be a QB of the future waiting in the wings.

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 25, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions

JaMarcuss Russell might be available this offseason.

I’ve heard he’s gonna be great.

I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.

by Hopefulmsfan on Oct 25, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions

We can make him the nose tackle if we convert to a 3-4.

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 26, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions

Maybe

but I’m worried we get called for “too many men on the field”, even if it was just him.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

That's so tough for me to answer.

My hope is Seattle wins as many games as they can, plays well against good competition and is still able to get Bradford in the early 20’s with their pick.

by MFAN on Oct 25, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes.

I’d like to at least see them pull off a bit of a comeback as the season progresses so we have a little momentum.

Momentum + 3 picks in the top 50 = good stuff.

by djafrot on Oct 25, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Cardinals 2009 are Seahawks 2005

And we are the Cardinals prior to 2008. In those years, they were the ones hurt all the time. Their QB was always hurt, their OL was banged up, and they had many injuries.

Last year, suddenly their OL was healthy and started to play well together, while ours went into the toilet and were all hurt by the end of the year. Suddenly, with a healthy offensive line, Warner was healthy and hitting the receivers. Funny.

Same thing with Matt back in 2005. He was healthy and his OL was healthy. A good RB gained many yards and holes in the defense were covered by an offense that regularly drove 80 yards for scores.

Frankly, I think it’s time to seriously beef up the OL. Trade our 2 first rounders next year for multiple 2nd rounders and 3rd rounders and draft 4-5 offensive linemen in the first 3 rounds. What we have now is a joke. Locklear and Unger are the only 2 I’d bother to keep. Maybe sign Spencer for a year long deal and then trade him right away for a 2nd rounder as well.

by lordtd on Oct 26, 2009 10:18 AM PDT reply actions

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