Video Preview: Seattle Seahawks at Dallas Cowboys

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 10:41 PM PDT

Hey at least we aren't Cleveland!

We get Dallas this week but you already knew that - What you didn't know is this cow can talk.

We just need to come out and surprise the cowboys!

And hypnotize them with our Lime Green Unis!!!

Wait we aren't wearing lime green? Doesn't matter Dallas is just full of these types of people anyway.

And also these people.

Hahaha Keyboard Cat.... Hey but watch out Dallas is also full of Badasses like Robert Lee. So the Hawks need to watch out.

Regardless it should be fun.

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Note: I picked the pocket sand before tonights episode of Its always sunny.

So that was just awesome coincidence!

Also Roddy Piper FTW!

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions

The mobile home commercial wins.

If just for the double stock-eagle-scream, you know, the one they use in the movies to say “hey, we’re outside now!”.

by djafrot on Oct 29, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions

That sales chick from the Cullen Liquidator commercial

is smokin’. Hot. Smokin’ hot.

by Bildo on Oct 30, 2009 7:38 AM PDT reply actions

good lord.

I agree.

It's Great to be a Florida Gator!

Next year's notable Ex-Seahawks:
Walter Jones, Patrick Kerney, Seneca Wallace, Jordan Babineaux, Kelly Jennings

by Wayward Llama on Oct 30, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Does Ian McShane (Swearingen from Deadwood) do the voice of the cow in Shrooms?

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 30, 2009 7:48 AM PDT reply actions

btw, Scruffy

Fuck you for stealing one of my videos I had planned for next week. :) I was going to use the Cleveland video.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 30, 2009 7:55 AM PDT reply actions

Hey but you don't have to goto detroit in a month.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 30, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions

Video Preview

Lately, the Seahawks have been driving me crazy. And also a little sad. It feels like they’re at a bar and they’re trying to bang my sister.

But with a new week, new hope springs eternal for this beautiful mess of a team that we call the Seahawks.

In order to pull out a victory, the Seahawks are going to have to pull some trickery out of their hat…they may even want to consider wearing pink jerseys to try to distract the Cowboys.

Maybe they need to go back in time and kill the parents of Tony Romo, Felix Jones, DeMarcus Ware, Marion Barber, and Miles Austin.

And maybe the Cowboys will be too hung-over from their Halloween parties to play well.

But the Seahawks need to be persistent and fearsome and explosive and unpredictable if they want to win. (seriously, if you haven’t seen the last video, do stick around until the 2:45 point in the video for the techno dance break. I can’t decide if this video is serious, or hilarious parody. How can a band have metal, emo, and techno all rolled into one song? Regardless, it’s hilarious).

I actually have a good feeling about this game. I think the Seahawk are going to bring it right in the Cowboys’ faces.

And in the end, the Seahawks will be the ones celebrating.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 30, 2009 8:20 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Charlie Kelly is an instarec.

by abender20 on Oct 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions

That song reminded me of the player in Hoosiers whose dad was Shooter.

“Coach, what your doing with my dad, I’m just not getting it.”

Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.

by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions

One of my favorite NFL moments

… was when Sam Wyche admonished a belligerent Cincinnati crowd by reminding them that “this isn’t Cleveland”.

by Mr Fish on Oct 30, 2009 8:33 AM PDT reply actions

My god,

If one has ever been to Cleveland, that commercial is spot on. Depressing, depressing town. Plus, all their fish have AIDs.

And I think that was Robert Hoffman III in the cow vid.

by DJ C-Raig on Oct 30, 2009 9:42 AM PDT reply actions

That song is surprisingly catchy

by aerozeppelin on Oct 30, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions

"It's the perfect place; if you're a douchebag!"

by DJ C-Raig on Oct 30, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions

The Wisdom of Ichiro

"If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying."

That quote just has so many applications.

by robbbbbb on Oct 30, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Also, from that Peter King artcle John linked to a few days ago about the possibility of Seattle moving.

Kinda funny, but more fitting

Assuming Sinclair has the gift of prophesy, the question then becomes. When he goes to the Super Bowl, will Sinclair be representing Seattle, Cleveland or Los Angeles?

“Well, California would be O.K., I guess,” says Sinclair, whose NFL career spans Seattle’s current streak of seven seasons without a winning record. “But Cleveland? I’d have to drag my wife kicking and screaming.”

by B.B.Finnegan on Oct 31, 2009 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions

Bhahahahaha

“And my wife’s boyfriend broke my jaw with a fence post.”

by Wilder. on Oct 30, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions

Hahaha, Dale!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wbLdYeZvoc&feature=related

This doesn’t have anything to do with the game, but another funny “YOU’RE NOT THE AFTER” clip.

by MFAN on Oct 30, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions

Umm, wow. You posted that one. I'm an idiot.

by MFAN on Oct 30, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions

But mine has keyboard cat.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 30, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions

Exactly. The one I posted is 2nd rate.

by MFAN on Oct 30, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions

I love them equally.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 30, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions

Well that makes me feel better.

by MFAN on Oct 30, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions

Karma

I finally figured it out, it is my fault.

I’m responsible for the injuries. Back in ‘06, I got rid of my Grant Wistrom and Darrel Jackson jerseys and for some reason, bought a Peterson number 59. It is size XL, reasonable condition and I will mail it at no charge to the first guy who asks. Surely you can give it to a kid or sew Curry over it. I don’t care. I was going to burn it but thought perhaps it could still get someone a bit of use. But I need it gone.

ONCE IT IS OUT OF MY HOUSE, THE CURSE WILL BE LIFTED.

PM me or post your address and I will mail it today. Win on Sunday.

Go 'Hawks.

by JimAK on Oct 30, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions

Actually, its my fault

In the summer of 2008 I predicted that we would be playing Lienart when the Hawks came to Qwest last year because old man Warner would be injured by then. I also gloated a bit about the QB-destroying 2007 Hawks defense.

"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie

by ninjasocks on Oct 30, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions