I Don't Care Who They Play, I Will Always Root against the Steelers Open Thread
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I need Santonio Holmes to perform tonight
Steelers dropping to 1-3 with us would be hilarious.
Seattle is cursed. For life.
I wouldn't mind Mendenhall doing well.
And Ben getting hit by a bus full of giant pink dildos.
Is that the right pluralization for dildo? Dildoes. Dildi. Dildums. Whatever.
I really hope that happens
The show is not funny.
Actually most of NBC’s comedies suck. Community has a chance to make it.
Seattle is cursed. For life.
I don't mean to sound snobbish...
UK Office was way better.
I realize that was the worse intro to a comment ever. I might as well have said “I’m not racist or anything but…”
Pittsburgh vs. a team mixed of Communist Russia, Communist China, and Nazi Germany (with BrianL as the captain)
I’m still rooting against Pittsburgh.
I see our favorite frog has joined Stampede Blue
Wonder how he’ll tell everyone there that Wayne’s TD was Curry’s fault.
Seattle is cursed. For life.
My girlfriend
Just brought me home some expensive ass Belgian monastery beer to soothe the wounds from today. Let’s try this shit out.
It's called Le Merle
Has a picture of a bird on the front and a small sign that says “brewed specifically for the yuppy elite. How the fuck did you get this bottle?” I have no idea. It has a cork, I’m not even sure how to drink it…
Close to a Saison
Little more ambery than most I’ve had. 7.9% Alc. so a little heavier there.
Speaking purely from personal taste (because I don’t necessarily like bitter and many in the PNW do) Mothership < Le Merle > Alaskan White. But I love Belgian Wits. In any event, if you want a nice, paler ale I recommend this.
Seneca is taking notes on that play
“Don’t…get….rid…of…..football. Got it.”
Seattle is cursed. For life.
Are we really that much closer to a rebuild?
The Chargers have a similar level of young defensive talent, but they also have Rivers.
Dead Guy is a treat
Bastard is bit more punishing, but worth it and I’ve not a Lip Smacker in a while and that has a distinct taste.
I'm slowly becoming acquainted with the local fare here.
If you’re a fan of porters (I am), Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald is great. Very similar to Pipeline Porter, which is my favorite.
Ok, wish me no DD
My wife called and sounds like our car is breaking down, so I don’t need no tickets.
Stafford may have a dislocated kneecap
http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/10/04/lions-qb-stafford-might-have-a-dislocated-kneecap/
Seattle is cursed. For life.
Anyone know how long someone can be out with an injury like that?
We play them week 9.
Seattle is cursed. For life.
Lame.
Right click and open in new window.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
To get anything better than seasonal Sam Adams, I have to go downtown or Lincoln Park or something.
For some reason I can get Hacker-Pschorr almost anywhere, but nothing else of value.
It was the Arco
the daughter of the store owner and the, eh, thin eye-browed girl were arguing over who vacuums.
You really need to stop killing people.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
So now we know what happens to those who get banned from here.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't ever laugh out loud at him
But I sometimes chuckle. He’s no Colin Quinn that’s for fucking sure.
/sarcasm off
I got to Joe Piscopo and almost spit beer across my screen via laughter.
The only thing I hate SNL for more than making me watch Joe Piscopo is making me like Justin Timberlake…bastards.
Way to miss an open LT out in the flat
And throw it deep to a well covered receiver.
Seattle is cursed. For life.
Rogue is a fantastic brewery
I was slow to come around because I was slow to appreciate malts, but Rogue does balance right.
Stone was a natural for me.
East coast beers get malt better, I think, and at first I associated it with major-label beer.
I tried to be
Because I didn’t want to get kicked out of Portland. But it turns out I’m a pussy and my taste buds weren’t having it. I’m slowly developing a pretty good taste for it though, I think I just went too bitter too fast.
The hazards of not using the mute button.
I have RA Scion to keep me company while I review ligaments.
It was worth it
but now that you’ve mentioned it, I am into the Village Green Preservation Society right now. Must be a sign I’m getting old.
It doesn't work for me anymore, but something about a wintery day in Spokane
coming down from a day of cross-country skiing. He paints a vivid picture.
Lock him in a room with John Carlson.
In your opinion who has more potential? Combine those two and Greg Olsen…
Man Turf Show Times is bummed
They think 0-16 is a possibility.
Looking at that schedule they may be right.
Seattle is cursed. For life.
Yeah, I don't think we're that bad either, but if I'm a rams fan thats got to be one game that looks like a possible win.
My wife and I looked at it and fired it and up and figured it was cool but we had no use for it
other than fun.
My cell phone = tool of Satan himself.
The downside of having a work issued phone is that work expects you to answer it at 2AM to fix crap.
I'm rebelling against the way this season is heading
I literally JUST ordered a 1984 Kenny Easley jersey.
I started both
And Darren McFadden…who got 0 points.
I really wish Al Davis would fire that entire franchise.
I wish Al Davis would fire himself...
Oh wait i love that the Raiders suck.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll say this in the most kindly way possible: Fantasy teams are like men's underwear.
No one what you chose for that day, what’s in your closet, or what you wish you had purchased.
41% completion percentage for the year... I love it.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
It’s a god damn howitzer. I have yet to see anyone throw it as far as he can…now if only there were a receiver there to catch it.
Was there a worse draft for QB's than in 07?
When the best quarterback selected was Trent Edwards?? Yikes.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Shaun Hill
Doug Flutie
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
But then on his way home he stumbled upon a passed out prom queen and had his way with her.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Never
She tagged in
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I have reached the point
Where I go out of my way to find nice local places. Preferably brew pubs. That being said, RR is still fucking delicious.
Peppercorn Burger@50
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually had a 2lb burger there once.
Couldn’t eat there again for about 4 years.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Its going to be a shootout
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Min will win
But I don’t think it will go smoothly. I think GB is better than the Niners, and look at that game.
Phillip Rivers has the second most punchable face behind Jay Cutler
John Elways still holds the throne.
He would pet you like a fucking rabbit.
Then rape you and deny it. but secretly brag to his friends.
Horrible horrible horrible pets.
But I liked birds when I was young.
Top tip: When a parakeet is sitting on your finger and you feel the feet get warm and flush,
you are about to be shat on.
Never heard a truer statement
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Coach looks down on you.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks down on me.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he's still indifferent towards me.
I’m not trying hard enough.
We are getting
Raiders @ Giants
Cowboys @ Chiefs (go Chiefs!)
and then Jags @ Seahawks.
Depressing set of games.
Seattle is cursed. For life.
So random but this Breast Cancer awareness kind of bugs me.
Why Breast Cancer?
Why not just Cancer?
My mom has had Ovarian and Thyroid cancer and I don’t see anyone on that field wearing any god damn purple.
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Better be safe then sorry.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Not thrilled for that...
glad I still have 15 years before I get the finger.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, what? What's my doctor doing then?
Are tailors also not supposed to shift you over when they measure your leg length?
Because breast, duh!
My wife has BC in her family history and I still think BC awareness is disproportionately represented.
They waste so much money
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
They don't waste it.
They just spend it on themselves.
Sam Bradford, future Seattle Seahawk.
by Carl Shinyama on Oct 4, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Game, set, and match.
Roethlisberger is raping the Chargers.
Yeah I went there.
Seattle is cursed. For life.
I bet it's not as forcible as you think.
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
P.S. Fuck the Angels!
Denver-Dallas?
Man I hate my life.
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
P.S. Fuck the Angels!
Romo choking hasn't been exciting since 2006
Now it’s protocol
by Anticitizen_One on Oct 4, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yet I never tire of seeing it happen.
Except in this one occurence.
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
P.S. Fuck the Angels!
That was a team loss for the Cowboys.
I wouldn’t put that on Tony Romo
Sam Bradford, future Seattle Seahawk.
by Carl Shinyama on Oct 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have said that game,
Except I despise the outcome.
Sam Bradford, future Seattle Seahawk.
by Carl Shinyama on Oct 4, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
If you want to count the Bengals-Browns as 'exciting'
but I wouldn’t.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Browns and Bengals.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 4, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
So not only was the only interesting game in the NFL one that involved the Browns or the Bengals
it was them playing each other?

by Anticitizen_One on Oct 4, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
before you say it
Yeah sorry about the size. I’m scrub
by Anticitizen_One on Oct 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
God I can't stand Leno.
You can change what time he’s on, but you still can’t make him funny.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
There was some show that followed SNL that I would tank
Halos with and laugh at. It was so corny. Something regarding sexual abuse and kidnapping. Hilarious.
It's now an after-school special.
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
P.S. Fuck the Angels!
Heroes has been balls this season...
Not sure if I will continue to watch it.
Sam Bradford, future Seattle Seahawk.
by Carl Shinyama on Oct 4, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, gents, this is where I leave to finish cramming.
Whether or not you have any clue how many muscles, bones, tendons, arteries, veins, tubercles, epicondyles etc you have in your back, chest, axilla, arm, forearm and hand, it’s time to make sure I do.
Rivers just realized he was on his own fantasy team
Had to get some points. Don’t get excited
by Anticitizen_One on Oct 4, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Jason?
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
P.S. Fuck the Angels!
Is he actually better than I think?
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
P.S. Fuck the Angels!
I thought he was good but it seemed like he had been ruined.
Good to know I’m wrong.
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
P.S. Fuck the Angels!
Chances Zorn makes it though the offseason?
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I havn't seen it from Berry yet this year.
Mays is beastly, but I’m open either way. like a cheap porn star.
I think it's
“hey, I’m a badass pro talent, I am not playing through injury”, Adrian Peterson syndrome.
I still man-crush hard on Hass
But..we need to draft early enough that he has time to pass shit onto our new QB other than jokes and shit.
Beck is knowledgeable
Bring in Dilfer as a consultant, and find someone that can bring a good head with some talent. No offense Hasselbeck, but your ducks and lame dives are getting sad.
Wonder if the injuries save him.
Man, that would also be interesting considering the new coaching staff he just hired.
I wanted to ask but figured I shouldn't
But since you brought it up, know any up and coming hot shot GMs?
I would be one of probably very few people that wouldn't jump off a bridge if we drafted him
Not sure if I’m actively wanting it to happen though.
Eh
Love Locker, but Tebow deserves respect. He just needs a coach that is willing to script every play. Like Knapp.
If we drafted Tebow
I don’t know what I would think. It’s easy to root for him, but I don’t know if I like him that much. One thing is certain, whatever Team drafts him has a shit ton of instant publicity.
He follows orders like a soldier
He just needs a mastermind. Give him someone that expects Manning, yhe ’s a bust.
As do I.
I like his playcalling. I honestly have no problems with it.
Sam Bradford, future Seattle Seahawk.
by Carl Shinyama on Oct 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Draft Blount
Seahawks lack clean one-punch capability
by Anticitizen_One on Oct 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure if I respect him more or less for making that Sears commercial...
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Having used a cell phone
capitalization rules are no longer applied. Caps are a pain in the ass on cell phones.
Solid point.
I like the iphone for on the go. It’s basically a laptop that can fit in my pocket.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
I kinda have a LOT of things for Emannelle Chriqui however.
Sam Bradford, future Seattle Seahawk.
by Carl Shinyama on Oct 4, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
She's envious of the scraps from Alec Baldwin's massive oak table?
by Anticitizen_One on Oct 4, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I do not watch 30 Rock
so if this is a reference, I do not understand. I only know her work from SNL.
I do.
I think it’s the look of intelligence she has. Plus she is attractive.
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
P.S. Fuck the Angels!
No one cares about soccer
Sorry Brian
by Nate Dogg on Oct 4, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Sounders broadcasts are pretty decent.
It’s nice to still have Calabro around Seattle.
That was an excellent match
they kept their playoff hopes alive… just need to get some points against KC
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Good call...
I was at the game today and just about went hoarse with all the curtain calls to Jr. and Felix.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The retardedness of the Cy Young award was reinforced for me today
when I told my room mate I wanted to watch the 9th inning to see Felix get his win. Fuck it though, Greinke is better and the award is dumb but a Cy Young winner would get you so much more in a trade.
Grienke?
All we’d have to trade for him is a busted Mariners outfielder.
Fat lady hasn't sung yet.
Just started to warm up.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. I have Rivers and Jackson on my team.
And one of em isn’t helping me.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
They're like us regarding the closing out of football games
But a lot worse.
Seattle is cursed. For life.
Mendenhall was my favorite back from last year's class.
I still wish he was a Seahawk.
I don't think we're seeing Willie Parker ever again
In a starting role for the Steelers.
Seattle is cursed. For life.
Chris Spencer is a pussy
Because…I forgot the user that said that actually.
Seattle is cursed. For life.
quit sucking off ben r. collinsworth you windbag
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, QB Jevan Snead, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer
mojo
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, QB Jevan Snead, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer
turd-basters.
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, QB Jevan Snead, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer
mendenhall shredded in FG Ivt'l for me, though.
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, QB Jevan Snead, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer
'welcome to pittsburgh'. STFU Collinsworth.
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, QB Jevan Snead, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer
I'm taking the quick "route" to the bathroom with "Lost Symbol" for half an hour
Just as soon as I find out who’s going on the sunday night football trailer. I MUST KNOW
by Anticitizen_One on Oct 4, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
ever get the feeling that Al Michaels just wants to turn and sock Chris in the neck?
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, QB Jevan Snead, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer
I would pay large sums of money to witness that
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, QB Jevan Snead, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer
No, and you should never stop wanting to see it.
It was the most important 8 seconds in the history of the world. Pay your respects, jackass.
That or the fucking Santonio Holmes one.
Take your pick.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He rolled caucasion, race bonus of +10 cerebral
he just put the rest of his skill points into his size and arm
I don't like his style
That yelling, too much in your face jumping around shit. All the exaggerated motions…not my thing.
Sarah Silverman
Talking about Jesus being magic and diamonds coming from Ethiopian baby spines is much better.
My least favorite stand-up archetype
is the deer-in-the-headlights comedian. Softly whispering bursts of unfunny into the mic, then posturing and looking around nervously. Why does that shtick get people employed?
that and the team has great chemistry because of him...
and his cerebralness.
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, QB Jevan Snead, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer
I thought Bradley was awesome.
Am I going to far if I say I think Bradley would be a better HC than Mora?
Nothing wrong with showing some emotion
by wyte_lightning on Oct 4, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Calvin Johnson
helped develop a plumbing system for African villages, and both his parents are doctors. And his nickname is Megatron…total BAMF.

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