Video Preview: Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals
by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 12, 2009 11:06 PM PST
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PrintBurleson called them out!
Mebane is going to tear them up like a small asian girl (NSFW)
Hawthorne is going to fly down like a fucking eagle and chuck them into the Arizona Desert
Its going to a battle of epic proportions.
And we'll celebrate!!!
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I love how it's ok to beat someone with a log, but break their car window and it's: "sorry!"
Great idea for a movie, except Rowdy actually tries to act.
No dissing They Live here.
It’s genius.
BTW when he laughs at the broken bottle it was accidental, and they just decided to keep it.
Plus Roddy came up with some of his own dialogue.
I've been hearing about it being remade all this decade
I really hope not. The original, thought dated, still holds up well, and nine times out of ten Hollywood remakes are ten times worse.
by B.B.Finnegan on Nov 13, 2009 9:09 AM PST up reply actions
As long as the include the greatest line ever, they can remake it.
“I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Nov 13, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAH
Am I the only one that laughed at that goat tumbling through the air?
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH…
I was amazed, to be honest.
I just thought they hunted smaller prey, like jackrabbits and that kind of thing. But goats?!?! Seriously??? Amazing.
No. It ain’t amazing.
It’s EPIC.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Nov 13, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
There was another one where it flew off with a Deer.
abender20 hates freedom.
by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 13, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
There's no video, but according to the infallible Wikipedia:
“There is one confirmed report of a Golden Eagle snatching the cub of a Brown Bear, and several other unverified attacks.”
In AK
Eagles take off with small dogs every so often. People think it’s an urban legend, but alas…’tis true.
My ex-girldfriend's little dog was ganked by an eagle
While she was walking it. She was crying and telling me the last she saw of her was the leash dangling in the breeze as the eagle flew away. Then she called me insensitive, because apparently laughing a lot at that image is a “crime”!
I saw it happen in a recent movie set in Alaska.
Minus points if you actually had to see this movie and know what I’m talking about.
I cheated to find out, googling "movie alaska eagle grabs dog."
Look at the bright side, my friend. You have a girl that wanted to SEE a movie with you. You could only hang with guys, watch big explosion movies and go home alone more often than not…
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Nov 13, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
I just watched it this week.
abender20 hates freedom.
by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 13, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
I'll probably NEVER watch it, and never be the worst for it...
but I sure wouldn’t mind if someone ASKED me to see it with them, or even demanded it…
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Nov 13, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
Set in AK and shot in Maryland.
As I have said about every movie that has been “Based” in AK (with the exception of White Fang and Into the Wild), fuck that movie.
I liked the one with pacino... Insomnia was it?
I liked the stylishness of its noir construct.
And I thought The Edge was watchable once as well.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Nov 14, 2009 2:39 AM PST up reply actions
If that impresses you --
There’s a bunch of videos on youtube showing eagles being used by Mongolians to hunt gray wolves. Eagles owning wolves!
It was amazing, but not funny.
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
They forgot El-ahrairah, for what use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?
by Wayward Llama on Nov 15, 2009 5:04 AM PST up reply actions
Video Preview.
It’s going to be a tough fight.
But I think the Seahawks are going to be the ones at the disadvantage.
In fact, I think the Seahawks are gonna feel like this guy.
Watching the Seahawks get blown out is going to be like this guy reading this letter.
But the Cardinals won’t stop at the Seahawks. After they’re done eating the Hawks, they’re then gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!
Maybe, just maybe, if the Seahawks can pull off a surprise attack, they can squeak out a victory.
But I’m not holding my breath. I think they’re going to lose, and lose big. After which, I’m going to throw a temper tantrum in disgust.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 13, 2009 7:39 AM PST reply actions
Didn't even have to click on the "gonna eat me" link.
Troll 2, baby.
Genius.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 13, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
that train video was basically my reoccurring sleep nightmare a long time ago
The worst part is that your still processing the fact you almost got ran over by high speed train when you realize your standing on another track with another train coming! -And for him that was the extent but its would repeat for me ad nauseum! Fuck that’s awful, I feel bad for the guy.
Am I the only one that feels that this kind of post has no place on the front page?
Mike Holmgren is a dead topic, but a bunch of non-football YouTube videos gets top-of-the-fold placement. Doesn’t do much to raise the level of discourse. Or the site’s reputation and credibility, for that matter. Think “mom’s basement”.
If that is your opinion, I repsect it
but I asked Scruffy to post these on the front page. I enjoy them. Most readers enjoy them and they are a departure from the typical content.
Just for future reference, I do not stress too very much about Field Gulls reputation or credibility and do not think the Video Preview threatens either.
by John Morgan on Nov 13, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
Reputation? Credibility? Go somewhere else.
“Field Gulls: Where the writing’s bad and the discussion banal.”
Seahawks are Ospreys
When an osprey carries off a goat then it’ll make sense, otherwise I’m not a philly fan.
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