Post Your Hawk: Week 10
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 13, 2009 7:46 AM PST
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I'm expecting the Seahawks to get blown the fuck out. But I'm going with Jordan Babineaux. 5 tackles (1 for loss), 1 pick, 1 forced fumble. Seahawks lose 34-6. Yuck.
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John would have a shit-fit.
And we’d get another two or three metaphors for Matt’s weakening arm.
SEA! KING!
10 tackles, one sack, one TFL, 413 married women made weak at the knees.
Nate Burleson
21 receptions (breaking the record) 263 yards 4 td’s, the last of which is a 93 yard punt return for the game winning TD as time expires.
Seahawks win 28-27
Force.
6 carries and 4 receptions for 93 yards and a TD.
Cards are winning until the third quarter when Warner remembers he’s old and throws two picks. Hawks win 28-24.
Mare!
4 FG’s and 2 Trick Kickoffs for recovery! (Just like those bastards did to us)
Hawks 27-26
abender20 hates freedom.
Bahahaha.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 13, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
Edgerrin James
5 pounds of added fat from 24 beer cans emptied watching the game from his couch.
Hawks lose 35-17.
Chad Brown for the Ring of Honor!
by Big Seahawk Loser on Nov 13, 2009 11:43 AM PST reply actions
No! He's CLASSY!
Classy people don’t drink beer on the couch!
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
They forgot El-ahrairah, for what use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?
by Wayward Llama on Nov 14, 2009 8:29 AM PST up reply actions
just announced today, Wilson will start over Lucas
"Football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental." - Doug Plank
I think we need Wilson's aggressiveness
Lucas has been playing kind of soft, in my opinion.
"Football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental." - Doug Plank
Julius Jones
75 yds rushing. 60 yards receiving including a breakaway TD on a screen play.
Hawks 27, Cards 21.
Please win Seattle!!!
And all the land was in ruin, and burnination had forsaken the countryside.
That cat was amazing. Best vid of the day, bar none.
Player of the week?
Blair Bush.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Nov 13, 2009 12:54 PM PST reply actions
The Heater
Plays unbalanced once again and gives up some big plays, but also comes up with another pick and a forced fumble.
Hawks fight well but go down, 27-21
Carlson
Freed up from blocking to help McIntosh and Williams, Number 89 becomes Hasselbeck’s favorite target once again. Carlson, Burleson, and Housh together prove too much for the Cardinals to handle, as Carlson catches 6 passes for 75 yards and 2 TDs.
"Football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental." - Doug Plank
Hawks win 27-17
I’m actually feeling some what optimistic this week. Which is going to make the loss that much lamer.
by BrettJMiller on Nov 13, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
Force
4 carries, 28 yards, 6 receptions, 89 yards
Hawks lose 41-10
Marcus Trufant
4 tackles, 1 ast, 1 INT. Kurt Warners only pick of the day. Cardinals beat the Seahawks 31-24
Lets get Schmitt Faced!
by Pessimistic Optimist on Nov 13, 2009 4:59 PM PST reply actions
Cards are kinda hurting
and will have 2 LBs out so I think Hasselbeck’s gonna have a good game. We won’t run worth a darn and we’ll be behind the 8-ball because of it, and he’ll give us a puncher’s chance to win, trailing most of the game.
29-44, 297, 2 TDs 1 INT.
Homefield disadvantage flukes us to 27 to 24 OT win.
THIS
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Nov 14, 2009 7:19 PM PST up reply actions
Cardinals "fans"
Seattle gets a couple of quick td’s, the home “fans” start crying and put their Charger or Cowboys jerseys back on. Cards lose all hope, Seattle demolishes them in front of the 14 remaining fans 42-10.
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
They forgot El-ahrairah, for what use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?
Hawks lose 45-10 (Optimistic)
Last time Hawks won in AZ was when? ‘05? Four years later Hawks started their home game vs DET down 17, and DET was still in the game until JW’s pick 6 near the end. Are Hawks ridin high on their win? Cards lost to CAR at home, but that game was a perfect storm for CAR. Everything went right for CAR, and Murphy laid his law on the Cards. CAR ran vs the Cards, alot. It worked.
The Run: Hawks can’t run the ball. JJ (and every other RB) got 1 yd/carry last time. Well, I lied, Forsett got 2 yds/carry. The OL pretends to ZB but hasn’t had one cockroach block yet. No “cut” blocked opposing DLer seen on the ground to date. When Mora/Knapp got ATL running they had Vick, and the Falcons’ offense looked a lot like Ducks’ offense. Vick got more yards than their RB, just like Masoli, not like Matt Hasselbeck.
The Pass: There’s a reason why Hawks got 0 of 11 1st downs in week 6. Matt Hasselbeck’s shoulder and ribs are a mess. He’s been sacked on them how many times? Everybody knows Hawks OL can’t properly ZB yet, so their run game is non-existant, so every down the opposing DL tees Matt up and waits for the snap to drive him into the turf. At least AZ has real turf so it’s a little softer.
Hmm... if that's optimistic, what the hell is the pessimistic take?
Worst loss in history?
Game called due to skunking in the 2nd quarter?
Seahawks bus crashes on way to the stadium?
I mean, c’mon, man, you can’t possibly call that optimistic in any way shape or form.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Nov 14, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
Well, shit.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 16, 2009 8:14 AM PST reply actions
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