Off Topic: Best Sequels, Worst Decisions and Plans for 2010
I think maybe the last off topic was too broad. Here's my attempt to narrow it a bit, but other topics are welcome.
Best Sequel: Streeet Fighter II: The first Street Fighter was clunky and unresponsive. Even a tournament level SFII player would struggle to perform a simple hadoukon. By comparison, the second SF was tight, responsive and revolutionized arcade fighters. When I was very small, I could go to Fun World in Nashua and the line for SF and SF Championship Edition would be 10+ people long. If you won, you stayed, and the feeling of beating opponent after opponent was thrilling.
Worst Decision: I attended a party at my friend Stacy's apartment in Portland. She buffered social groups; one I was close with, another that hated me. I showed up early with my then girlfriend and it was dead, dead--just the four of us. So a friend of an enemy and friend of Stacy's took out a bottle of absinthe. It was supposedly imported by my then mortal enemy. I took long swigs in petulant disbelief.
Four hours later I came to yelling across a city street at my girl friend. I remember, mid-yell, stopping and asking her what the hell was going on. I still remember nothing from those four hours.
2010: Pavement reunion and Sasquatch. "Cut Your Hair" expanded my musical taste as a teenager and Pavement to this day is one of my favorite bands ever. I saw the Pixies reunion. I will see Pavement.
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I like these ones.
Sequel – For me personally it was GTA Vice City.
Decision – Filling a pop can full of lighter fluid and standing over it while I dropped a match in it.
2010! – Starting my own business…….
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 2:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I must ask
what happened with the pop can?
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I Burned off both eyebrows and some of my hair.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Did the burned hair clump in blobby mats?
That’s how I remember my hair after attempting to put out a forest fire.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Its was a like a ginger jerry curl.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Here's my go:
Best Sequel – Ninja Turtles 2 : The secret of the Ooze (Movie).
I can’t think of a good one, but Tekken 2 (Video Game) was good.
Worst Decision: Pulling a Ted Moseby a telling a girl right off the bat that she’s a better fit for a perfect girl then even I could think of.
Plans for 2010: Applying to Law School. Which probably means a move to New York, Chicago, DC, or maybe a stay in Seattle at UW. We’ll see how this stupid test on Dec. 5th goes. If I get an early acceptance (March), I may plan a trip like hiking from UW to California, or hiking across China for 6 months. Or rhinoplasty.
by LantermanC on Nov 19, 2009 2:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I didn't like Secret of the Ooz that much.
I thought it was too cheesey and campy. I liked the first one a lot, it was darker and more believable (if that is possible for a Ninja Turtles movie). I hear a new live action one is coming out in 2010, has anyone heard anything about that?
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by MFAN on Nov 19, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I loved the 2nd one.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I liked it when I was little, but I don't care for it as much anymore.
The whole Vanilla Ice part and The Super Shredder was too much.
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by MFAN on Nov 19, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The 2nd one was much more of a kids movie.
The first movie felt way over my head when I saw it. The 2nd movie spoke much more to my 10 year old self.
I’m sure I’d hate both movies if I saw them today, but as a kid, II was definitely the one I enjoyed more even though I’d probably call it worse than the original today.
by kearly on Nov 19, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They need to stop raping my childhood.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I agree.
The 1st one was better but I think the 2nd was more cheesy fun; perfect for kids.
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by Hopefulmsfan on Nov 20, 2009 4:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pacific Crest Trail?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't imagine doing the whole Crest trail.
It passes through some really shitty country. Southern Washington (clearcuts), Southern Oregon (arid), and most of California excluding the Sierras.
by redwolf75 on Nov 19, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I've always thought it would be sort of fun.
But I’ve only done the parts of Northern WA.
And pretty much exactly what you said about the rest of it.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Never heard of this one. But I have been on parts of it.
I especially love Cape Alava.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And the Ozette triangle.
I’ve also hiked about 90 miles of the WA coast line. Started about 90 miles south of Cape Alava and finished off where the Ozette river runs out into the ocean.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That one is great. The last truly temperate wilderness
coast left in the contiguous US.
by redwolf75 on Nov 19, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn,
we have a lot of hikers. Field Gulls camp out and hike?
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hell ya!
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes sir!
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by wyte_lightning on Nov 19, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I would do the Ozette Triangle every year if it was a 7 hour drive for me.
But I really want to do that section of the coast again.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you like that, I encourage doing the Lost Coast
Down in Cali. That was really fun, except the whole 3.3k feet elevation in 2.2 miles, that was not so fun. And it was March so it was especially rainy.
by DJ C-Raig on Nov 19, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
enchantment lakes has 2200 foot of elevation change in 1 mile.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd love to do the Western States 100 mile run (in under 24 hours)
One of the miles takes about 50 minutes to do because it’s practically climbing.

Link for bigger picture
by LantermanC on Nov 19, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Understandable, because it was only created in name this year.
It essentially already existed as a series of independent trails that required some connecting. It’s of a more manageable length, and one largely avoids the boring country of the PC trail.
Here’s the map:

Olympic Coast, Olympic Mountains, Cascades, and Rockies. Awesome.
by redwolf75 on Nov 19, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Even just doing sections of WA would be awesome.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Northeast New Mexico is also gorgeous if you get a chance.
But most of the land is owned by the Boy Scouts so you have to get in that way.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philmont_Scout_Ranch
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A lot of people forget that NM and AR are not all desert.
There’s some great country to be had in both states.
by redwolf75 on Nov 19, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It was awesome up there.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That must be stunning.
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"I never met a llama I didn't like." - TJ Duckett
All I want for Christmas is Joe Haden, Eric Berry, and Nandamukong Suh in Seahawks blue.
by Wayward Llama on Nov 19, 2009 5:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I think that's what it's called.
Not sure why I want to do it though since I’m not much of a hiker and allergic to pretty much everything.
by LantermanC on Nov 19, 2009 6:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm..
Sequel: System Shock II. I loved the original System Shock, but the sequel might be one of the best games I’ve ever played.
Worst decision: Deciding to visit friends in Ellensburg in the middle of December and choosing to drive a little pickup truck. Got stuck in the snow on the way back, had to flag down a trucker passing through the area, hitched a ride back to Ellensburg, pay through the nose to have my truck hauled off the side of the road and back to where I was, convince a friend to take me back home, come back to Ellensburg two weeks later to retrieve said truck.
2010: Probably going to take a trip to Washington DC and Orlando to hit up the museums and Kennedy Space Center.
by BrianL on Nov 19, 2009 2:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I once towed my car from Seattle to Vancouver
That was dumb. The transmission went out three times in two years.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My dad had a car like that.
He was in Moses Lake the last time the transmission went out and decided to leave it there.
by BrianL on Nov 19, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My dad sold that car to me.
His parting gift: A lemon. I slept in it for most of a summer before my best friend’s family took me in. Funny enough, I loved the car before it fucked me over. We put in a new transmission the first time in our garage—engine block held up by rope—and I took my prom date to prom in it.
Year’s later, when it was decaying outside my apartment, my dad showed up to tell me he was moving and rather non-nonchalantly mentioned the back two tires were bent in, so that it was like the car was always towing a trailer.
Thanks DAD!
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I slept in my camaro for about a month when I was a teenager.
I know your pain.
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"I never met a llama I didn't like." - TJ Duckett
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by Wayward Llama on Nov 19, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also falling asleep on a greyhound while riding down to Tacoma by myself when I was 14.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
And ending up in Olympia with no money or phone at midnight in Feb.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What did you do, dial down the middle?
1800 – c-a-l-l-a-t-t
by LantermanC on Nov 19, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, wow, I forgot about those commercials.
Thanks, phone dude!
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by Phildopip on Nov 19, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tried to make a collect call.
But the pay phone wouldn’t let me. Finally a operator picked up to tell me that it couldn’t completed. So I explained my situation and she agreed to bill the call to my home phone. I then called my Sister to get a hold of my parent that were freaked out that I didn’t get off the bus in Tacoma.
The Bus station was closed and my parent suburban had a issue so it couldn’t go faster then 40mph. So I sat outside for an hour in the freezing cold. Talking to a stoned hippie girl that sat down and talked to me until my parents arrived.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Being an Olympian...
I know that bus station, right next to Sylvester Park. It is definitely a place to find a stoned hippie girl…
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by whiskey chainsaw on Nov 20, 2009 7:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Best sequel (there can only be three answers to this question):
1. Terminator 2
2. Aliens
3. Empire Strikes Back
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by Phildopip on Nov 19, 2009 3:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dark knight.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dark Night was a quality movie, but I never understood the
“Legendary” status that it’s garnered.
by redwolf75 on Nov 19, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have the energy to go into this.
Can I just say trust me?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd explain it this way
The “very good” movies separate themselves and rise to the “legendary” category by doing something remarkably amazing that sets them apart. It could be a unique trait, an unprecedented achievement, or a mind blowing acting performance.
For example:
Pulp Fiction had a career performance encapsulated in one scene where for 10+ minutes, Samuel L. Jackson essentially reads scripture and is mercilessly intimidating as he executes a roomfull of unlucky SOBs.
Saving Private Ryan had the D-Day scene which was shot on the actual beach where the event took place. Prior to that film, France had never allowed a film-maker to use that beach for a D-Day movie. Spielberg did them well and it is a scene that has forever influenced war film-making.
Star Wars of course had the mind-blowing special effects and modern myth storytelling that (IMO) represents the biggest storytelling leap in movie history. I’m hardly a star-wars geek but even I know its a movie people will still watch 100 years from now.
Regarding the Dark Knight, even without Heath Ledgers Joker performance, TDK still would have been at least arguably the best action / comic movie ever made. Top notch script, music, atmosphere, pacing, directing, and a huge cast of notable actors giving good performances. Heath Ledger’s legendary final performance is what vaulted this movie to that upper status.
by kearly on Nov 19, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
And you didn't even get into the technical stuff about shooting a action film with imax cameras.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Summarized perfectly.
That deserves a rec.
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by Hopefulmsfan on Nov 20, 2009 4:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
1 and 2 are why Avatar will be awesome.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have such high hopes for Avatar
I really hope I’m not going to be disappointed.
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by wyte_lightning on Nov 19, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just go see it in 3D.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah i just saw A Christmas Story in IMAX over the weekend
and it had a preview for Avatar and I almost eyegasmed… it looked amazing
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by wyte_lightning on Nov 19, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Was the preview in 3d?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
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by wyte_lightning on Nov 19, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I can't speak to that.
I know I’m going to anger a lot of people here, but I didn’t like the original Godfather, so I haven’t seen Godfather II.
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by Phildopip on Nov 19, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The original Godfather is not my thing either
Godfather II is a work of art.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good call.
Loved the flashback scene’s with De Niro.
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by MFAN on Nov 19, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
Definitely qualifies. Part II > Part I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Part III
by redwolf75 on Nov 19, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Part III might have been alright if Sophia Coppola didn't ruin it.
It’s amazing what being related to a director can do!
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by MFAN on Nov 19, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't get me wrong, it wasn't a terrible movie.
Just could not meet the high standards that that first two movies set.
by redwolf75 on Nov 19, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He is in there somehow
along with the rest of the brood.
If not for Wes Anderson, i would say cull the lot.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Cage was great in Adaptation
Right now, he just seems to have the knack of choosing the worst roles possible for his career.
by aerozeppelin on Nov 19, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like Adaptation, until the ending (a Charlie Kauffman special)
but I do not remember Cage being particularly good. I figure it’s not hard to act like Kauffman when he’s around every day.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Cage had a good 5-7 year run
from Raising Arizona up to Leaving Las Vegas. After that, he just started playing “Nick Cage” in every movie and became a characterture of himself.
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 19, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Raising Arizona is probably the only Cage movie I really like.
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by MFAN on Nov 19, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Coen Bros could cast Dane Cook as a lead
and I’d still think it was awesome.
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 19, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dane is much better in movies than standup.
He doesn’t overreach. The one where there were in a Costco-like store surprised me as being actually watchable, and the one where he is Steve Carrell’s brother was good too— it was a drama, so that was interesting…
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by whiskey chainsaw on Nov 20, 2009 7:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I really enjoyed employee of the month.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 20, 2009 8:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just went with the first "guy that annoys everyone" example that popped in my head
But you’re right, now that I think about Dane Cook has been surprisingly good in some movies – especially “Dan in Real Life”
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 20, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Adaptation was great.
(SPOILER)
I didn’t like the fact that his twin brother died though. I was watching it with my twin brother at the time too.
Matchstick men was also good. I thought he did some brilliant acting in both movies.
by LantermanC on Nov 19, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's strange.
I think I might be the only person who thinks the first was better. I loved how the first was about the family whereas the second was just about Michael. Both fantastic movies though, watching them again soon actually.
Also a die-hard Hawks fan.
by Hopefulmsfan on Nov 20, 2009 4:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Worst decision:
Just days after receiving BB guns for Christmas, and getting the whole safety spiel from my dad on gun safety, my brother and I thought it would be a good idea to shoot our neighbor’s metal shed. Our neighbor happened to be a cop, and my dad happened to be very serious about gun safety.
He smashed our BB guns into the ground.
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by Phildopip on Nov 19, 2009 3:19 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I did something similar
Except I shot a metal pole and the BB flew back and hit me in the face.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch
We have guns, but most of our weapons were homemade. We had slings and slingshots and bows and a potato gun…
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Duuuuuuude....
8 years old, Red Ryder BBGun, wood stack with a target on it— the first shot I dead nutted the bullseye— and had the bb bounce back and hit me square between my eyes an inch above them. I had a giant purple bruise/knot instantly form, and I lied about how it got there, but I can’t remember what I said…
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by whiskey chainsaw on Nov 20, 2009 7:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
an icicle fell from the roof?
I had one of those Daisy pump models. My cousins and I used to go into the woods and play war games where we shot at each other. 1-2 pumps and they didn’t leave a mark – felt like getting hit with a spitwad. But if one of us was in a sadistic mood, we’d get a “5 pumper” and that sucker would leave a welt through your blue jeans. We’d use all the ladyfinger & Black Cat firecrackers we’d saved from the 4th of July as grenades. Hell, I’m still surprised I survived childhood with both my eyes and all my fingers intact.
I used to love that stuff when I was a kid. Until one day when I was 9, and I was showing off for some neighborhood kids and I shot a robin. First time I ever shot at an animal. But I didn’t kill it, and it was dying a slow, painful death. I tried to snuff it with my hands, but couldn’t do that right and it made the whole situation worse. One of the younger girls that was tagging along started bawling, her older sister was yelling at me that I was a murderer, and the they ran home to tell on me. I felt like complete shit. It gave me a guilt complex and sucked the fun out of BB guns for the rest of my childhood.
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 20, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I did something similar.
Shot a robin from my bedroom window and it didn’t die. Ran over saw all the blood gushing out of its neck and it was flopping around and I was trying to save it.
Since then I’ve never shot at a animal.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 20, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay
Sequel: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (yes I went with a book)…while Tom Sawyer was a mostly light-hearted childhood romp the real meat and potatoes of Twain can be found in Huck Finn.
Worst decision: Floating down a river for six hours on an air mattress despite an inability to swim.
2010 Plans: Finish a novel I started in September and shop it.
by Gihyou on Nov 19, 2009 3:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Good luck on the novel.
Also a die-hard Hawks fan.
by Hopefulmsfan on Nov 20, 2009 4:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, 2010 plans:
Purchase feeble cable access show and exploit it.
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by Phildopip on Nov 19, 2009 3:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Can I help?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Alright
Best Sequel – Blade 2, it has to be one of the best pure action movies ever
Worst Decision – 16 shots of 100 proof vodka in 20 minutes one night in college
2010 plans – Finally get a job with the USGS and get started on my career
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by wyte_lightning on Nov 19, 2009 3:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Where did that night take you?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Amazingly not the hospital...
Don’t remember anything afterwards, blacked out for about 6 hours and was throwing up for about half that time. Was still drunk most of the next day and throwing up anything I tried to eat or drink. The next two days consisted of THE worst hangover of my life. I still can’t shoot vodka 3 years later. Good times.
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by wyte_lightning on Nov 19, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not much of a puker
but I met someone at Safeway one night and he invited my friend and I over. Long story short: 151 and projectile vomiting.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus
151 is the worst thing ever inflicted upon this planet.
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by Phildopip on Nov 19, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah.
Lots of barf and not into a toilet or anything either.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Any alcohol that you can light on fire is one that I stay away from
I’ve learned my lesson.
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by wyte_lightning on Nov 19, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I drink mostly beer now
Beer is good and a good way of approaching drunkenness: slowly.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Beer, Wine and Gin :)
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I usually stick with beer and some good sipping tequila
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by wyte_lightning on Nov 19, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If I'm at a bar, I might drink something else
Had some tequila some bought me and it was good, but I wouldn’t have bought it for myself. Bang and the shot is over. I like to slow draw a heady beer.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bourbon is my liquor of choice
for watching football. It just seems right.
"Have a good time all the time" - Viv Savage, Spinal Tap
by HawksFanHernandez on Nov 19, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully not mixed together, Scruff....
by thebyron on Nov 20, 2009 9:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Depends on the occasion.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 20, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
UGH. 151 is the devil.
It’s the only alcohol I can no longer drink.
by thebyron on Nov 20, 2009 9:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My poor decision alcohol was tequilla
Too much, too quick, too stupid. Wound up in a hospital getting my stomach pumped.
Even today the smell of tequilla makes me sick. Shame, because I’d like to enjoy it the same way I do bourbons and scotch, but it’s a mental block I can’t get over.
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 19, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This is most Whiskey for me.
First night I got drunk – I drank a 5th of Jack Daniels.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
First time I got drunk was skunked beer from a tapped keg.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking sick.
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by Phildopip on Nov 19, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How are you still alive?
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by Phildopip on Nov 19, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I figure he puked much of it out.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank jebus for the body being smarter than the brain sometimes.
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by Phildopip on Nov 19, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Favorite childhood memory - That you were trying to reenact a scene from a movie?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
My brother and I (who were huge dorks) re-enacted the scene from Star Trek VI where the Excelsior gets hit by the shockwave from the exploding moon.
Awesome fun.
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by Phildopip on Nov 19, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I grew up on Lake Whatcom.
So my friend and I during the summer would take my little inflatable raft a row up slowly like Navy Seals and storm my parents house. It was like the scene from The Rock where they all get slaughtered in the shower room because we always got caught.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, that's so awesome.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Nov 19, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I can't think of instance, but I always loved the villains/bad guys in movies.
So every time my friends and I would reenact a movie scene I’d always have to be the villain.
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by MFAN on Nov 19, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My go
Best Sequel:
For movies, I’m thinking the Road Warrior. One of the few I can think that’s leaps and bounds better than the original. T2, Aliens, ESB, Godfather 2 are all awesome, but they’re drawing off good material and there’s debate about which is better – sequel or original. Mad Max is such a forgettable movie in every way, the only reason people even remember it is because of Road Warrior.
For games, I was always more of a Mortal Kombat fanboy than Street Fighter, so when MKII came out that rocked my world. I missed out on all the superior Nintendo games and was stuck with the sub-par Sega during my childhood simply because I HAD to have the gore version of MK.
Worst Decision:
For me, it was law school. Not so much the decision to go, but the decision to stick with it after realizing it simply wasn’t for me (ignoring everything I know about sunk costs). I was miserable for 3 solid years. I ended up working in a field where I didn’t even need the degree.
Plans for 2010:
Nothing earth-shattering. Would love to have a vacation in Scandanavia/Northern Europe. Really interests me, but haven’t had the chance to visit yet.
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 19, 2009 3:38 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Hm, your worst decision makes my plans for 2010 sound sucky.
What are you doing now for employment?
by LantermanC on Nov 19, 2009 6:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
financial planning
The JD helps, but isn’t necessary.
I don’t want to bad mouth law school – especially if it’s something you’re looking forward to and have researched. It just wasn’t the right fit for me. I could tell first year that I had no interest in most of the subject matter and no clear idea what I wanted to specialize in. I had a lot of other drama going on as well, and my head was never in it. So not only was I miserable, but I didn’t take full advantage of the opportunities either.
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 19, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Funny, I worked in finance and didn't like it.
I’m in accounting for now, but it’s like finance except more boring (not a horrible thing since I’m kind of boring myself). I loved my business law classes, so I think it will be a good fit. Plus I like going to school.
by LantermanC on Nov 19, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Law school was completely backwards for me.
I was a PolySci/Econ major in undergrad (would’ve majored in “undecided” if I could have). I spent the next 2 years working for an immigration attorney and part-time as an investigator for a divorce attorney. I grew up watching Law & Order every night and Ben Stone was my hero. I was the long-haired kid who mouthed off to teachers and played drums in metal bands. I always pictured myself winding up a “crusader”. I had vague notions of specializing in Environmental Law.
When I got to law school, I though Con Law, Crim Law, etc would be right up my alley – instead they were the classes I struggled hard in. The fact patterns were the most interesting & entertaining by far, but I could never wrap my head around the legal reasoning in the case law. Where the distinctions were made between protected classes, or which level of scrutiny to apply, how to differentiate between the levels of intent, etc … I just couldn’t grasp it. The “boring” classes – property, estate, tax, etc are where I did well. I liked the structure and clearer rules.
If I could go back in time and tell the younger version of myself that in 10 years I’d be married to a CPA and working on my CFP license, there’s no way I would’ve believed it, but here I am. .
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 19, 2009 10:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm working on my CPA right now. Halfway there (hopefully 3/4, just took Auditing on Monday).
I was a finance accounting major because both my parents were accounting majors and CPAs and my brother has his CPA as well so I figured business was something I should do. Only problem is I hate business. I don’t give a crap about royalty expense, customer orders, approving purchase orders, matching general ledgers to backlogs and trial balances, etc. I like law though, or at least the idea of it, though I never watch law tv shows.
I have similar delusions about of environmental law, but would consider criminal law as a fall back since I think be a DA would be a ton of fun. Worst case scenario, I feel like I could always be an estate planner or tax attorney. It’s hard to say what I’d like because you never know until actually start learning about it.
My brother’s girlfriend’s dad is a real estate attorney, and he says if you get a JD and pass the bar, you can still use it for something even if you don’t wish to practice law. I’m not sure what he was referring to, but I suppose if I wanted to apply to the FBI or something, having a JD would look good.
Here’s a question, if I’m pretty sure I want to do either corporate law or criminal prosecution, how do I look interested in both? Wouldn’t I have to choose a ‘major’? And wouldn’t my internship after 2L determine my career path?
by LantermanC on Nov 19, 2009 10:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You don't have to pick a major
it varies slightly by school, but everybody takes the same core classes 1st year (property, contracts, torts, crim law, con law, civ pro, and usually a legal writing class) after 1st year there are a few more requirements that you have to fit in (con law II, crim pro) but you have lots of freedom to chose your electives. You’ll also have to write one, possibly two thesis papers in your 2nd or 3rd year. But you have the freedom to choose which class you want to write them for. My last year in school, I was taking a tax class, an estate planning class, an animal law class, and I did a 60 page journal article on land use & zoning.
Internships can be similarly broad – most will just have you placed at one of the local big firms, where you’re doing document review and getting the partners coffee. But if you work with career services, you can set up something more specialized.
My advice would be to take an equal number of electives in both corporate law and in criminal law. Then look for internships where you can be with the white-collar crimes division of the local police or FBI office
You don’t have to chose a major, but the schools themselves specialize in different areas and will offer some certificate programs. Lewis & Clark in Portland is really big in environmental law. Most of the electives, siminar classes, journals, clubs, etc focused in those areas. And if you took a certain amount of electives and maintained a high gpa, you could get their certificate in enviro law. (they had one for patent law too, IIRC) So if that was your career path, it was a great school. Not so much if you were looking at say, estate law or something because L&C was throwing all their resources in enviro, they’d only offer the basics for estate.
So your choice of school is going to matter – you want one that provides a lot of electives for the subject area you think you’ll be interested in.
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
sorry, the whiskey had a cummulative effect by the time I wrote this last night
rambled and disjointed,
the concise answer is: No, you don’t need a major. Pick a school with a good rep and class selection for your field. focus your electives in those two areas, and chances are you will find an internship that combines the two or at least focuses on just one (crim law, or in the fraud department of a business law firm)
I’ve found the “if you have a JD you can use it for something else” is a double-edged sword. FBI’s a good example – either a JD or CPA will get you into the Agent program. But when it comes to private sector employment, it’s almost a detriment – you get a lot of the “you’re overqualified”, “where’s your specific experience in this field” or employers view you with suspicion because they think you’re just hiding out from the job market and will jump to a legal job once available, or that you’re a slacker that can’t bother to put your degree to use.
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 20, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I also get to goto a family reunion in Kona (wife is hawaiian)
And its only going to cost me a $1000 for 2 people for 12 nights!
abender20 hates freedom.
by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:47 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
My wife has family in Hawaii too.
Is your wife Japanese?
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope 1/8th native hawaiian.
And I think a little chinese and then some dutch and irish. (But most of the dutch in her is me… Zing)
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's cool.
Might save you from being called haole. My wife has Japanese family in Hawaii.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Her Grandpa is suppose to be getting free land in Kauai.
But their local government is quite corrupt and someone bought his way ahead of him.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Funny on this discussion
am I the only one who has very little idea where their ancestors are from? My dad is part Native American and my mom claims some too, but that’s more nebulous (My dad and his family look Native American). Apart from that, Seminole, I have no clue. Welsh, I guess.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I had a pederast tell me I was Welsh
That is my source for that. He wanted a soap dish and gave me his number. The joys of customer service.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't know or think about it most of my life
But my wife went through a genealogy phase a couple years back, and researched everything. It was really interesting and fun, and I learned a lot.
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 19, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mostly Dutch and Norwegian
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by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure what my dad is.
I used to say Dutch, but that’s because the name of the company he worked for was called Holland America.
Then I used to say Jewish because his last name is Lanterman.
I read somewhere that Lanterman means Land Army Man in German or at least is loosely translated as such.
So I just do the Michael Scott thing and say that I’m English, Scottish, Irish, and German on my dad’s side, sort of a virtual United Nations.
by LantermanC on Nov 19, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My buddy's girlfriend was adopted and has no idea...
she’s exotic too, and I’m generally pretty good at guessing.
She could be native american, partially south pacific islander/maori, possibly italian or middle eastern… it trips me out looking at her and trying to shape it together, but strangely to me, she doesn’t care in the least bit and never tried to find out…
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Nov 20, 2009 7:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sequels.
Temple of Doom was a terrible sequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark, but the Last Crusade was awesome.
SEA!
by MFAN on Nov 19, 2009 3:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I think the Last Crusade has gotten a bad rap.
Sure, it’s not a great movie, but it’s fun as hell.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Nov 19, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Last Crusade or did you mean Temple of Doom?
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by MFAN on Nov 19, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whoops, I meant Temple of Doom.
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by Phildopip on Nov 20, 2009 7:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I guess it wasn't awful, the girl in it really annoys me.
I thought it was just a little too unrealistic, but “terrible” was probably to harsh.
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by MFAN on Nov 20, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Temple of Doom suffers from the Bad Sequel Paradox
I read the term over at the Onion AV Club, but I think they nailed it:
The original is an adult movie that kids happen to enjoy, so it becomes wildly popular. The sequel is then targeted towards kids with some adult humor thrown in, with the end result that no one likes it.
Ghostbusters 2 had the same problem.
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 20, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
An unrealistic movie in the mid 80's?!?
Say it isn’t so!
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Nov 20, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well unrealistic is fine, all 3 Indiana Jones movies are unrealisitc to an extent.
Temple of Doom just took it too far.
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by MFAN on Nov 20, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Heheh.
I love how you said, “All 3” and didn’t even count that craptastic thing that shall not be named. However, I will say when I saw part 2 in the movie theatre, I loved it. I was also in grade school.
I found it more believable and enjoyable than the Last Crusade however, and still do today. But I still think the Last Crusade is watchable. I will never watch that which should not be named ever again, however.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Nov 20, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, forgot about the 4th one, something about a 65 year old Harrison Ford does't appeal to me.
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by MFAN on Nov 20, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
or a 55 year old Stallone.
In Rocky.
by LantermanC on Nov 20, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This one I disagree on. I think Rocky Balboa was a great movie.
It was the best way to end a franchise, there was a tremendous amount of symmetry to the way it all wrapped.
And let’s be honest, with the amount of steroids and HGH in Stallone’s body, he was in good enough shape to pull it off…
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by whiskey chainsaw on Nov 20, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ToD vs LC
In ToD, the premise is more realistic but the action sequences/stunts are too over the top to be believable (plus any time filmmakers fall back on the whole blatant schtick of groups of kids, it just = Ewoks, IMO … same thing weakened the end of Beyond Thunderdome) As a kid, it’s fun as hell to watch, but when you get older it doesn’t hold up.
LC is the same as Raiders in that it has realistic action sequences, with an over-the-top premise. But I find they’re more enjoyable to watch once older until you have to suspend disbelief at the end. LC just couldn’t pull off the combo quite as well as the original did.
The One That Shall Not Be Named made the fatal mistake of combining unbelievable stunts with an unbelievable premise (and bad casting, bad dialogue, bad CGI, etc … )
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 20, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I see what you are saying here...
I will say ToD was very much a product of the times, those dreaded 80’s with their over the top action sequences and too many kids in it. But still, there is a joy and innocence to that aspect of the 80’s that I enjoy even today. And Short Round is tolerable to me. At least he isn’t that Jar Jar Binks character.
The ark thing was mystical and old testament type ancient power, which seemed more believable than the Holy Grail thing— even if both were “out there.” Plus even the Nazi thing was better and more believable in the first.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Nov 20, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hear ya
And for the record, I’m just as much a child of the 80’s and have nostalgic attachment to pretty much everything from that era too. (it fills me with joy that Commando is in constant rotation on the “American Movie Classics” channel.
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 20, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like you, Salle. That's why I will kill you last.
“Hey, man, you promised you’d kill me last.”
“I lied.”
Did you realize, by the way, that the bad guy was the mohawk man leader of the outlaws in Mad Max and was the teacher turned apocalyptic biker in Weird Science?!?
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by whiskey chainsaw on Nov 20, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll give this a shot
Best sequel: 100% by Paul Pope. I consider it a de facto sequel to Heavy Liquid, as they were conceived concurrently and are so similar stylistically.
Worst Decision: some years back, getting drunk at my neighborhood bar and taking up some girl’s offer to go watch satanic pornography at her apartment, with the worst drunk goggles I’ve ever had. That was an epic walk of shame, but even worse was when I went back to the bar a few days later and discovered that she had been leaving erotic notes for me with the bartenders. Which they proceeded to read aloud.
Plans for 2010: take a late honeymoon to Ireland, move, get a dog.
"Have a good time all the time" - Viv Savage, Spinal Tap
by HawksFanHernandez on Nov 19, 2009 3:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Your worst decision actually sounds kind of fun
At least makes a good story afterward.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I hear you
At least I can say I got laid. I actually ended up going over there again a couple times, under similar circumstances. I had quite the slut phase.
"Have a good time all the time" - Viv Savage, Spinal Tap
by HawksFanHernandez on Nov 19, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa, a de facto sequel to Heavy Liquid?
What’s it like, does it feature a similar protagonist inspired by one Iggy Pop? That sounds awesome and I going to have check it out.
by ungoreatstefan on Nov 19, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How about some love for Street Fighter the movie?!
Sequel: Dark Knight, Vice City.
Worst Decision: Not properly securing a mattress that I tied down on the back of a truck that I was following on I-5 south. The hot girl driving the truck had no idea the mattress flew off the back of it. I was swerving and breaking with traffic behind me, trying to guess when this king size pillow top was going to stop doing fucking cart wheels. Thing finally fell flat and I managed to drag it across three lanes with out getting splattered.
2010: Get a promotion at work and see Queens of the Stone Age.
by Seahawka 12th on Nov 19, 2009 3:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I remember me and my friends going nuts when the Street Fighter movie came out.
it was so bad that it’s good.
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by MFAN on Nov 19, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
VAN DAMN!
abender20 hates freedom.
by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mortal Kombat was so bad it's good
Street Fighter was worse than the animated series.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
n/s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMV2hnlcmgU&feature=related
Subtitles are stupid, the speech is epic.
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by MFAN on Nov 19, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Queens was on hiatus
Isn’t Them Crooked Vultures the new project?
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah.
Queens has always been so nebulous. It’s Homme and whoever can stand to be around him at the time.
Vultures has something like 3 or 4 of the main dudes from “Songs for the Deaf” QOTSA line-up in it, so it’s the same difference to me.
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 19, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Queens of the Stone Age are nothing without Nick Oliveri.
When he left, so did the balls of the band. I haven’t liked a single one of their releases since then.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Nov 20, 2009 7:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, Oliveri isn't much without Homme either
I’ve tried to get into the Mondo Generator stuff, but it’s all very meh IMO.
You’re right – I wish the two could patch things up and “get the band back together”. (although I still think Lullabies to Paralyze is the bees’ knees. Era Vulgaris was the only QOTSA release I was disappointed in.) Oliveri leans too far towards the raw punk side for my tastes, and Homme gets to far into the psychedelic stuff. Together they found just the right balance.
Vultures is really good though. John Paul Jones was the one member I was thinking WTF? about – but it turns out he’s makes the album – brought back that meaty bass sound that keeps it all grounded
Funny thing is, when my wife got home from work last night, she surprised me with tickets to this show Sat. night at the Paramount. Some guy at her office got sick and can’t go. Sucks for him, awesome for me. I’m totally stoked.
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 20, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, good one.
Best sequel: Aliens.
Worst Decison: I worked on a crab fishing boat in high school one summer…in Alaska.
Plans: this time next year I’ll be at Columbia. As a last hoorah I’m backpacking the Brookes Range for 3 weeks.
by DJ C-Raig on Nov 19, 2009 3:58 PM PST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I've got a friend who does king and opie season.
The stories he tells from the winter months are the things nightmares are made of.
by BrianL on Nov 19, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It would have been really fun
had I not been pulled overboard into the Bering.
The Brooks should be even more dangerous. I went for a 2 day trip a few years ago, it was awesomely hellish; everything that went wrong went wrong. Giant grizzlies that are not scared of humans, treacherous terrain, no way to easily get out, freezing cold at night, fairly hot during the day, mosquitoes that want to taste your sweet nectar, and floating down a winding river of death surrounded by wilderness untouched by man…it’s going to be fabulous, we’re heading through The Gates of the Arctic. The name alone is worth it.
by DJ C-Raig on Nov 19, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus fuck, you went for an unplanned swim in the Bering?
by BrianL on Nov 19, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah,
I was 17 and invincible at the time. I had been catching a lot of shit from the hardened guys so I was trying to be exceptionally gruff and manly. We were going through a pretty choppy patch, and someone had not secured one of the traps. It started sliding of the loader deck on the back of the boat, I caught it with a hand, think I could one arm it back in. The boat went up on a swell and slammed back down. Those traps are beastly heavy, so I through me out. I hit the water, adrenaline kicked in, then I started tunnel visioning. I had a guy line on though, and we connect them to these small wenches, so they got me up pretty fast. Count the number of bad decisions in that experience.
by DJ C-Raig on Nov 19, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Can I pick an album as a sequel?
Because I’m going to.
Best sequel: The Stooge’s album Funhouse, their self titled debut was a great album – but Funhouse is a work of fucking art. In producing it they decided to try and capture their raw and explosive live sound, and they nailed it. Every song on this album delivers. Tom Waits wishes he could croon like Iggy does on Dirt.
Worst decision: I was clicking really well with this girl I met in my hostel in Barcelona, and I’m pretty sure we could have had amazing sex on my birthday but I couldn’t pull the trigger.
Plans for 2010: Finish my first year of school out here in Steeler country, get an awesome internship with the ACLU, find a way to see Pavement.
by ungoreatstefan on Nov 19, 2009 4:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Don't you hate the missed opportunity.
Along those lines, I should have gone to John Hopkins when I was 12. Not that it was really my decision, but I still get mad thinking I could have spent a summer studying psychology at JHU and instead made bongs out of water bottles and lit a forest on fire.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh how I hate it.
But we’re still in contact and maybe I’ll go visit her in London (this is a tentative 2010 plan).
How did you end up in the position to go to JHU to study when you were twelve? That sounds like quite a summer program.
by ungoreatstefan on Nov 19, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Combination of a few factors
New Hampshire is big into testing and even bigger into snobbery. They would implement the CAT test every two years and then rank classes and other things. Some students were picked out for a special program, most because of high achievement, some because of high achievement and testing and myself because of the testing. I was picked to take the SATs in 7th grade, forgot all about it until the week of (I was/am highly ADD but mercifully undiagnosed) and attended one or two prep classes. I got lucky and scored at a collegiate level and so was enrolled in this series of programs where I could study college level math, humanities and science at JHU. The problem: it cost thousands. So I spent my summer committing petty vandalism with my hoodlum friends. It was certainly more fun, but maybe less beneficial to my future.
by John Morgan on Nov 19, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was in the same boat
but chose not to. I kick myself for not taking up that opportunity to this day.
by Fear on Nov 19, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I did that Hopkins summer program.
It was pretty awesome, although your forest fire probably makes a better story.
by thebyron on Nov 20, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Can I pull a ninjasocks and say it's 'Johns Hopkins'
which I absolutely hate. It should be just John Hopkins. That’s like that stupid restaurant Chris’ Ruth Steakhouse or whatever, what a stupid name. I don’t care if they had the best food for free, I’d never eat there because their name is so stupid.
by LantermanC on Nov 19, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ruth's Chris name annoys me so much, I had to turn to wiki to see what the deal was
The chain was founded by the late Ruth Fertel in 1965, after she bought the existing Chris Steak House in New Orleans. In buying the restaurant, Fertel had to agree that the restaurant keep the “Chris” name for a specified period of time. After the original location sustained a kitchen fire, she relocated the restaurant and renamed the rebuilt establishment “Ruth’s Chris.” Under the purchase agreement, the name “Chris Steak House” could not be used at any other location, and she did not want to lose customers already familiar with the Chris name
So there’s some useless trivia for the day.
"I'm tired of chasing after my dreams. I'll just find out where they're going, and catch up later." - Hedberg
by jteckmann on Nov 19, 2009 9:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Ruth Fertel then.
And I didn’t even get the name of the restaurant correct.
by LantermanC on Nov 19, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Here goes nothing
Best Sequel – Airplane 2 (seriously I liked that movie).
Worst Decision: I need more time to make really bad decisions.
Plans for 2010: Graduating high school, moving my blog to its own domain, and then world domination.
Fire Bruce DeHaven.
by SSreporters on Nov 19, 2009 4:31 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Well
One time I decided to fool around with my bicycle, sped around a sharp curve on a bike trail at a park and I ended up taking a nasty spill on the concrete.
Fire Bruce DeHaven.
by SSreporters on Nov 19, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Who were you fooling around with?
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Nov 20, 2009 7:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Think of anything you contemplated sticking your dick into.
I’m sure there is something there.
abender20 hates freedom.
by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure if this is a sequel, but I like Xenocide.
I’m considering Ender’s Game as a separate book, then Speaker for the Dead as book number one in the follow up series, with Xenocide as number 2 and Children of the Mind as number 3. Both my brother and I hated it at first but after the 5th or 10th time or whatever through the series agreed that it’s the best of the series.
And I forever love XKCD for mentioned it in a cartoon: http://www.xkcd.com/304/
by LantermanC on Nov 19, 2009 6:17 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I've only been through the series once.
But buying all the books is on my list of things to do so I can read them several more times. Really liked it. Can’t find many people that have even read Ender’s Game it seems like.
by cashless on Nov 19, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Weird, it seems to be the most popular book for people I know, outside of things like the Bible and Harry Potter.
At one point I read 90% of Orson Scott Card’s books. The man’s a genius.
I’ve read every Ender’s books including the Bean series, but not including Ender in Exile, but including Meetings of the Enderverse.
I read all 7 Alvin Maker books, not including the two short stories.
I’ve probably read the Homecoming series more times than the original four Ender’s game series books.
I’ve read two of the four women of Genesis books.
I’ve read Pastwatch: Christopher Columbus.
Read the Worthing Series.
Read Lost Boys, Homebody, Enchantment, Treason, Wyrms, Saints, and Songmaster.
I think that’s it. I can’t keep up, and sci-fi has turned into video games for me in the sense that I don’t associate with either anymore, though not from an active effort to disassociate myself from it. Just lost interest for whatever reason.
by LantermanC on Nov 19, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I am in the military.
Many of the people I ask don’t even read more than two books a year, or at all. I associate with very few readers. That might have something to do with it, but normally I try to only ask people that actually read.
by cashless on Nov 19, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey John
You friend Stacy’s last name isn’t Vege is it?
by DJ C-Raig on Nov 19, 2009 6:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I can't name just one "best sequel", so here goes:
Godfather 2
Toy Story 2
Aliens
T2
Empire Strikes Back
Worst decision: Getting a job at Walmart right out of high school. 4 years later, I’m still wondering what the hell I’m doing here.
Plans for 2010: I’m terrible at planning that far ahead, so I’m leaving this space blank.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Nov 19, 2009 7:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
You work at walmart in bham?
abender20 hates freedom.
by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My worst decision involved getting fired from Wal-Mart
After working for them for 7 years. Basically my entire work history blemished. I haven’t gotten another job since. Its been 15 months. I know that is mostly because of the economy, but it was a huge mistake (not to mention it was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life).
by kearly on Nov 19, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You got fired from Walmart?
abender20 hates freedom.
by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 19, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you must know
Fired for spectacular laziness caught on camera.
by kearly on Nov 20, 2009 6:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Spectacular? Even if you fell asleep for an entire shift I wouldn't fire you. I mean c'mon
7 years compared to just one proven instance of being idle?
by LantermanC on Nov 20, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Suffice to say, it was embarrassing but not an interesting story
I just considered it the “biggest mistake” since it had the biggest impact on my life.
I’ve got so many embarrassing moments that make better stories.
Off the top of my head, my very first “date.”
A girl asked me to a dance at this event in 7th grade. I wasn’t into her, but she was very nice and wasn’t ugly, so I reluctantly agreed after she asked me for the 10th time.
Also there was my then best friend Tim, who was a serious ladies man. He had a date with the hottest girl in the whole place.
I took a break from dancing and got some punch. I was talking to another one of my friends while I was watching Tim with his date. I always somewhat resented him for just being so good with women, and I said aloud “why does Tim always get the good ones?” Then I turned around and saw my date standing there with her jaw on the floor.
Sadly, this began a long history of me running from and avoiding women, for different reasons, lol.
by kearly on Nov 21, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
*for one reason or another
would be better wording.
by kearly on Nov 21, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There are a lot of very good movie sequels, I'd give the nod to
Empire Strikes back. Don’t forget that it followed up the most commercially successful movie of all time, and was certainly dealing with a mind-blowing amount of hype. Too much hype usually hurts a movie, and yet today, most critics agree it was better than its predecessor, which is pretty amazing. It was significant because it was the 2nd movie, not the 1st, that really got the story rolling.
If I had to mention a sequel that hasn’t been mentioned yet, I’d say Hot Shot part deux. Hilarious movie, especially in the early 90s.
by kearly on Nov 19, 2009 9:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I thought about Empire Strikes Back
But I consider that more of a continuation than a true sequel. I also thought about:
KOTOR 2
Jaws 2
Back to the Future 2
Rocky THREE
Superman 2
and….the one I should have said Army of Motherfucking Darkness.
by DJ C-Raig on Nov 19, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
KOTOR was WAY better than KOTOR 2.
If they both came out at the same time I’d have a hard time comparing the two, but when I played KOTOR, I was in awe and beat the game in 3 or 4 days. It took me a month to beat KOTOR 2 simply because I couldn’t get myself interested enough in it to play it for long periods at a time.
by LantermanC on Nov 19, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to disagree with you.
But in thinking about it, I realized Baldur’s Gate II was way better than BG 1.
by DJ C-Raig on Nov 19, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, KOTOR 2 was decent but I never found it as entrancing as the first.
by redwolf75 on Nov 19, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you haven't played the restored version of KotOR 2, you need to.
Obsidian had a story in place that was leaps and bounds better than the original game, but it got neutered because Lucasarts wanted to meet a Q4 deadline.
by BrianL on Nov 19, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Restored version?
What dost thou speak of? Bioware did a good job, but their character models were ass. Obsidian did not do much better in that respect. I’ll have to wiki this restored version.
by DJ C-Raig on Nov 19, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The restored version is fanmod that you can install ontop of the PC version.
Hidden in the code of KotOR 2 were a shit-ton of dialog, plot, multiple endings, and even an entire planet that were cut out of the final release in order to meet the Q4 deadline.
With this content restored, the story as a whole elevates the game above and beyond the original.
by BrianL on Nov 19, 2009 9:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That makes sense.
Something didn’t feel right when I played the game. There were so many loose ends that weren’t tied up.
by redwolf75 on Nov 19, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This has been a really awesome post.
Sequel-The Dark Knight definitely.
Worst Decision-I was at a small get together for a friend’s birthday and ended up hammered and stoned. I ended up having sex with this girl who had been with a lot (I mean a lot) of other guys and I didn’t have a condom but didn’t let that stop me. I was lucky not to get anything.
Plans for 2010-Get back into school and actually do well this time. Hopefully actually write the one of the scripts I’ve outlined as well.
Also a die-hard Hawks fan.
by Hopefulmsfan on Nov 20, 2009 4:03 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
No love for Kill Bill 2?
I did Sasquatch for the first time last year and loved it. I’m hoping to do it again this year but the real 2010 plan for me is a move to San Francisco for chiropractic school.
by Nate Dogg on Nov 20, 2009 4:15 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Kill Bill 2 is great.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Nov 20, 2009 7:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good one.
I watched Kill Bill 2 in the movie theatres and loved it. I hadn’t even heard of Kill Bill 1 at that point, so I rented it later that week and was disappointed. But at least I understood half of what was going on in Kill Bill 2. I ended up buying both movies anyways.
by LantermanC on Nov 20, 2009 8:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, here goes...
Best sequel — I can’t believe nobody said Super Mario Brothers.
Movie— younger version of me agrees with the Aliens sentiment. My buddies and I used to imagine we were characters from the movie and fight together against invisible aliens. I, not surprisingly, gravitated to Hudson. Also, the director’s cut of that movie explains so much more, I highly recommend it…
Older me says I’ve got a gem— “The Color of Money.” Tom Cruise and Paul Newman were just tremendous together, fantastic script, soundtrack, and plot. Just a legendary movie.
Worst decision— Oh boy, so many, so very very many… let’s go with one from 19, in 1995. My gf at the time was a senior, 17, it was spring of my frosh year in college. I was… experimenting…. with, shall we say, mind altering chemical substances. My parents were hippies, I wanted to figure out why some of my childhood books included this weird cartoonist baned Peter Max. Anyway, for those that don’t know, not surprisingly your judgment the next day is less than sterling. You sort of go through the motions… her parents owned a diary farm, and we never “did anything” at her house (hell, I had an apartment, after all) until this particular day when my boundaries were down and my ability to process lessened.
Her parents had their anniversary that day, and were to be off the farm all day for a rarity. We got crazy intimate (one of the upsides of such mindstates— I was feeling like Paul Rudd in 40 year old virgin), “It was like our souls become one” type stuff…
Yeah, so anyway, we wrapped up and took a shower, together. Our clothes in her room.
That’s when we heard the front door close. And her dad, a physically imposing (6’2" 280 lb) classic blue collar, church going, gun-toting republican start yelling for us to open the god damn door to the bathroom before he broke it down.
Needless to say, after much verbal abuse (i think the only reason he didn’t physically attack me is that I was essentially naked) I left the house in a bath towel, holding my clothes, with the explicit instruction to never return again or I would be shot on site.
That pretty much ended that relationship…
Plans for 2010— get my shit together and rebuild my life. (I thought I was going to marry my last girl, she broke up with me on a Sunday, that Tuesday I got laid off. I’ve just sort of been floating through life trying to rebuild since that ubiquitously Worst. Week. Ever.)
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Nov 20, 2009 7:49 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
named Peter Max. "baned" is one key off on the right hand...
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Nov 20, 2009 7:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That story about the "republican" dad is amazingly awesome
I’m a big guy myself, and even I’d be scared shitless. There is no way in hell you could talk your way out of that one with a guy like that in such a situation. Best to just run as fast as you can. Naked if necessary.
by kearly on Nov 21, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm 6'4" 225 now, and was 6'4" 200 then...
And he would have broken me like a twig then. Now, I think I can take him. Of course, he’s also in the vicinity of 60 and has had numerous heart attacks (I’m sure brought on in part by his temper, which is legendary.)
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Nov 21, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Shot on site... but only if I was in sight.
Interesting, that spelling error can ALMOST work.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by whiskey chainsaw on Nov 21, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Alright.
Best sequel: Movies seem to be well covered, so I’m gonna go with a video game and say Super Smash Brothers: Melee. The first game was awesome but Melee was so much faster and smoother….the total amount of time I spent playing that game probably measures in months.
Worst decision: Drunken condomless sex with a chick who I didn’t have strong feelings for. She got her period eventually, but that was one nerve-wracking week.
Plans for 2010: Getting married. Boo-yah!
by thebyron on Nov 20, 2009 9:36 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
And LL someone tried to argue with me about the best advice I have ever gotten.
which was “don’t stick your dick into something that you can’t see yourself married to”
And looking at your guys worst decisions – I still think its pretty good advice.
abender20 hates freedom.
by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 20, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What comes to mind:
Best Sequel: Gremlins 2. I haven’t seen either these movies in ages, but I remember having nightmares about the first one. It’s just not kosher to lure a child in with a critter as fuzzy and lovable as Gizmo, only to suddenly have the movie taken over by scaly razor-toothed hellbeasts killing old ladies and being incinerated in microwaves. The sequel toned down the nastiness, upped the zaniness, and gave the Gremlins the gift of speech, making for much better children’s viewing.
2nd best sequel: Big Black’s Bulldozer EP. Even Steve Albini hates Lungs.
Worst Decision: Deciding not to wear my retainer after getting my braces off in early adolescence. By the time I was in my mid-20’s, my formerly straight teeth were again a crowded mess. Took thousands of dollars (on top of my parents’ original investment) in orthodontia to correct everything.
2010 Plans: Finish my UW Extension program, and polish the business plan for my boutique consulting business. Taking the wife to Disney World in January. Learn to play the banjo. Read John Morgan’s book.
by Silky_Salamander on Nov 20, 2009 12:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I hear
this guy’s not really doing anything and should be available to give you banjo lessons.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Nov 20, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I'm ramblin', ramblin' 'round, I'm a ramblin' guy, I'm ramblin', oh, yes, oh, yes...
I love Steve Martin, renaissance man that he is. His new album is a really good listen.
by Silky_Salamander on Nov 20, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Best Sequel: Civ IV.
Worst Decision: Using my real name on the internet everywhere, makes writing other bad decisions harder.
Plans for 2010: Enjoy restarting my relationship with my wife after getting my 1 year old to stop sleeping in our bed.
by GarethLewin on Nov 21, 2009 1:09 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Wow I didn't post a subject line...
I’m terribly sorry, not sure what came over me :(
by GarethLewin on Nov 21, 2009 1:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why not.
Best Sequel: Halflife 2
Worst decision: I have made many bad decisions. Fortunately they rarely bite me in the ass but most recently I ground up table salt and snorted it through a twenty dollar bill. Made my boogers runny and taste like the ocean all of last night.
Plans for 2010: I want to go back to Europe, either Germany for Oktoberfest or parts of the old Austrian Hungarian Empire but who knows if I can swing it. Otherwise the only thing that I have set is me getting Sounders season tickets and going up to the Olympics for a weekend.
by Robert on Nov 22, 2009 10:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

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