Post Your Hawk: Week 9
Well, shit. The new and improved "optimist" version of me didn't work out. So fuck it. I'm back to being my old pessimist self. Even though I'm a pessimist, I'm thinking this is the game the Seahawks finally somewhat get back on track. Locklear might be back, Trufant has had another week to get ready...Matty is doing better.
But cat mittens!

This week I have John Carlson. 4 catches, 60 yards, 1 TD. Seahawks win 13-9 in a game that's WAAAAAY closer than it should be.
WHO YA GOT?
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Lawrence Jackson
2 Sacks 1 FF, 4 solo tackles, 2 ast
Hawks win 28-10
Lets get Schmitt Faced!
by Pessimistic Optimist on Nov 6, 2009 8:07 AM PST reply actions
Also, I think it should say week 9
Lets get Schmitt Faced!
by Pessimistic Optimist on Nov 6, 2009 8:09 AM PST up reply actions
Holy balls, you're right.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 6, 2009 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
Fixed.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 6, 2009 8:38 AM PST up reply actions
I know it's going by fast :(
That episode of IASIP was on last night. Good stuff.
Lets get Schmitt Faced!
by Pessimistic Optimist on Nov 6, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions
Babineaux
Still waiting for “Big Play Babs.” Who better to take advantage of than a rookie QB?
1 Pick-6, 1 Fumble Recovery, 6 tackles. Seahawks put the Lions away 31-0
And all the land was in ruin, and burnination had forsaken the countryside.
Heater
12 Tackles, 2 sacks, 1FF, 1FR for a TD, 2 Pass Def, NFC Defensive player of the week.
Hawks 32-0
I ROCK out with my HAWK out, therefore I am....
And I completely ripped off your pick with out even looking at it.
abender20 hates freedom.
by Scruffy Lefty on Nov 6, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
The one week we didn't have a post your Hawk post, we won 41-0
Just sayin’.
Anyway, I’ll take Forsett for 7 carries, 52 yards, TD and 3 receptions, 23 yards, TD.
Hawks win big, 38-3
Whoever did that gif spelled Kitten Mittens wrong.
Its Kitten Mittons.
Another shut out. 32-0
Hawthorne! Doing all sorts of crazy shit.
abender20 hates freedom.
So who wins?
Durteehawk: Heater 12 tackles 2 sacks 1 FF 1 FR for TD, 2 PD
Scruffy Lefty: Heater Crazy Shit
MFAN: Heater 1 sack, 1 INT TD, 1 end zone dance.
I know the Heater has been taken twice, but...
HEATER! 1 sack, 1 int TD and a cool end zone dance.
Hawks win 42-11.
SEA!
haha
So your thinking Hass gets took out of the game and Seneca scores a boatload?
with 10 Sack Hass will surely be dead.
I ROCK out with my HAWK out, therefore I am....
Only a 14 point deficit?!
O ye of little faith…
And all the land was in ruin, and burnination had forsaken the countryside.
The LB corps shows up big time
Leeeroy, The Heater and Curry all record a sack.
"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie
I think the jibber-jabber stops
And Housh brings it this week. 7 catches for 92 yards and 2 tds.
Hawks win 31-13.
Patrick Mebane
5 tackles for a loss and a FF.
Close runner-up is Olindo Mah-Ray!
Hawks 41 Lions 10
Fire Bruce DeHaven.
by SSreporters on Nov 6, 2009 3:17 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Don't we have Bellick this week?
Lets get Schmitt Faced!
by Pessimistic Optimist on Nov 6, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
Nope, those other guys
Ummm…. can’t remember thier names… goto seahawks.com and click on the “vs. Lions notes” link under headlines. The info is on there somewhere.
And all the land was in ruin, and burnination had forsaken the countryside.
Dick Stockton and Charles Davis
Remember that Davis managed to have Deon Butler playing SS last week.
Fire Bruce DeHaven.
Oh yeah, it's still football season.
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by .Taylor on Nov 6, 2009 3:57 PM PST reply actions
I almost forgot
Lets get Schmitt Faced!
by Pessimistic Optimist on Nov 6, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
Oh my god, I forgot the game!
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 6, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
Julius.
18 carries, 139 yards and a long TD scamper in the 4th when the Lions D is pretty much giving up.
Trufant.
With a pick six. That’d make me smile. So would Hawks 28 Lions 0.
by Silky_Salamander on Nov 6, 2009 4:18 PM PST reply actions
Julius Jones
I really think hes gonna have a good game… mark my words..
jones 29 carries – 209 yrds/4 tds/ 2 reception -2 yards
seahawks win a game that they shoulda won however it was close.. winning play wide reciever reverse to wallace 48 yrd run to win it 20-17
Mark it.. its been spoken..
Hawks for life baby baby
The Zebras take back one of the TDs
just ’cuz. Then Mare misses an extra point.
"Its not that I can't read and write, its just that I don't like to read and write."
-Charlie
Haha you were waiting for someone to do that weren't you
Lets get Schmitt Faced!
by Pessimistic Optimist on Nov 6, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions
My vote is for Edge.
But I was tempted to go with Chris McIntosh.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
oh yeah. hawks win 3-2.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Nov 6, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions
Edge?
He stands in section 149 wielding a giant mirror and uses it to blind the opposing quarterback?
Lets get Schmitt Faced!
by Pessimistic Optimist on Nov 7, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
I know
Mine was just an add on to the joke. Sorry for any confusion.
Lets get Schmitt Faced!
by Pessimistic Optimist on Nov 8, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions

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