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Why does everyone praise Vince Young for 4th down conversions.
When its because of him that they’re in 4th down to begin with?
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I know we shouldn't talk about fantasy unless it's a specific thread
But that’s like the 8th or 9th guy I’ve picked up that’s gotten injured. I started Schaub today.
On the other hand if Grossman can start next week that would be fine…
ME! BANE!
I started Slaton >:O
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
I have to start Forsett today
Because my backup RB is Mike Bell.
I hope Forsett plays.
Already clinched a playoff spot so hoping I get a first round bye.
ME! BANE!
This is in my league where I need to win to clinch a playoff spot.
Luckily my competition had TO who only got him 4 points.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
I didn't realize Grossman was a Texan.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
why oh why didn't Knapp want Weaver?
"Football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental." - Doug Plank
I am sure Mora had some hand in that as well.
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
True
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
I just thought
that maybe Mora had more of a Rapport with Ruskell to make it happen for Knapp. Although, I don’t know what the details of the ranks between FO and Coaches.
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
Are
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
Because Justin Griffith is just that good.
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"I never met a llama I didn't like." - TJ Duckett
All I want for Christmas is Joe Haden, Eric Berry, and Nandamukong Suh in Seahawks blue.
by Wayward Llama on Dec 6, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
Had my coffee.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
The significance of Campbell fades quite a bit in the wake of Ruskell resigning
so of course he puts on a clinic against the Saints.
It is quite delicious.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
John was it Stone levitation ale that you recommeded to me a while back?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
I finally had it the other day and picked up a 6 pack yesterday.
I really dig it.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
Boise State vs. TCU better not fucking happen.
Pitting two non-BCS conferences against each other saves millions for the BCS and they don’t allow the conferences to prove they belong.
I want to see TCU vs. UF and Boise State vs. Cincy.
I just noticed Kellen Moore threw 38td's to 3 int.
Thats insane.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Who would've guess that after Locker bitch slapped Moore in the WA state title game.
That Moore would have a better college career.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Well I know that.
But he has bee insanely efficient.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Kellen Moore
was essentially un-recruited out of highschool. I fucking hate him
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When is it all decided?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Taking a quick look.
As long BS doesn’t get snubbed. This might be the first year I agree with all the BCS teams.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
So I missed the majority of the Florida loss.
How did Tebow the thrower look?
Yeah, it was a massacre.
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"I never met a llama I didn't like." - TJ Duckett
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by Wayward Llama on Dec 6, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
anyone know where I can get a feed of the morning games?
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?"
http://atdhe.net/
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All I want for Christmas is Joe Haden, Eric Berry, and Nandamukong Suh in Seahawks blue.
by Wayward Llama on Dec 6, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
Funny.
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
I whine about it every week, but it just can't be stated frequently enough.
There is but one game televised in Chicago at this moment, and it’s the Bears/Rams.
Also, Lovie Smith may be on horse tranquilizers.
Chi city baby!
You should come visit me in Detroit next week.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
I don't want to fucking goto detroit.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
I wish I could convince them to just use a local film crew.
And not drag my ass out there.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
Weeeeee!
Oh well I have 2 weeks off coming up.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
Sure thing, Lance.
I’ll drive 320 miles to visit Detroit
Well technically I'll be in Ann Arbor.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
Well you should have said that.
Ann Arbor is perfectly lovely
I'll actually be at the medical center there.
Tell your professor its a field trip.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
dead people too.
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
I don't have any TV's available
the wife and kid have the TV’s tied up until Noon.
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?"
I wish I knew but I have nothing.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
I am watching the fantasy tracker to get updates and it is about as fun as watching British Porn
Almost, Almost, Almost, and there we are. Well done!
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
I miss that siff arm and mobility in a fullback.
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
When it's Matt Moore versus Josh Freeman...
you throw the record books out the window.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
I'm glad.
Still waiting on my egos.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
Hey we would end up with Campbell then.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
Bledsoe in the snow bowl vs UW is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
He was fun in college
but if there’s ever a model of quarterback I never want to see in Seattle, Bledsoe defines it.
That game was just 50 yard bombs into the endzone.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
And then Colston just torches Landry.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
Russell would have been all over that
just standing back there, yelling at Kelly Jennings to cover his damn assignment.
When did they move him to SS?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
Because he just started to struggle this year.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
All because Snyder doesn't believe in rebuilding.
Just using a ton of money to patch it.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Yes
Which is why they should trade us Jason Campbell for Deion Branch
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"I never met a llama I didn't like." - TJ Duckett
All I want for Christmas is Joe Haden, Eric Berry, and Nandamukong Suh in Seahawks blue.
by Wayward Llama on Dec 6, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
How does that happen.
Is New Orleans running an unorthodox offense that allows its receivers to get wide open?
He got up and tried to make a tackle.
Didn’t touch anyone – Then falls over on the sideline
“MY EGO!”
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
My number one reason I can't stand college football.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
Well that one is actually broken.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
The image I was trying to put up
Was the one where he picked up the blocker in the 49ers game two seasons ago.
Here’s just the link.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07b79zih00bsY/610×.jpg
ME! BANE!
that's almost as good as the stiff arm gif against houston
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I usually drink it in a chalice, or usually drink Tripels in a chalice
but I’ve been experimenting with glassware—also, my Weizen glass is huge and there’s something fun about that.
I agree, I have a stein that should be horrible for anything effervescent.
But it makes me feel awesome, so to hell with “flavor”.
I have a chalice, tulip, weizen and two Seahawks mugs
and usually try to match the style, but hoisting 20 ozs of the End of the World was too much to resist.
I got PBR and Carlo Rossi for the Hawks game!
Going 1991 white trash rapper kid with identity problems today.
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
If I drink Malt Liquer I go with OLD E 800
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
naw going Oakland on that ass today.
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
Too early to say
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by Carl Shinyama on Dec 6, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
The Skins will find a way to lose
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
yup
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
what happened?
i have tampa/carolina.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
off sides penalty against WAS.
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
That was exactly what I meant.
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
Not a tattoo
Its a brand.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe the Saints will find a way to lose today.
Can this be the end of the undefeated teams? How are the Titans doing against the Colts?
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
Maybe not then.
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
Don't tease me.
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by Carl Shinyama on Dec 6, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
That was rediculous....
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
Is that Rex Ryan or Sanchez?
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
Its not a tattoo
Its a brand.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
What the shit.
How did that happen.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
Not in the way he was trying to tackle him.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
John Riggins disagrees
It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge
He's in over his head
with no support from his FO. I feel bad for the dude.
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"I never met a llama I didn't like." - TJ Duckett
All I want for Christmas is Joe Haden, Eric Berry, and Nandamukong Suh in Seahawks blue.
by Wayward Llama on Dec 6, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
Was just lost the game.
Monumental momentum shift.
"If, now this is a hypothetical, If I were offered the job, I would start with the offensive line" Mike Holmgren on KJR
After seeing it again I think when shockey "touched him"
He was on his teammate and not on the ground.
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Yeah, I guess ESPN doesn't count that.
If I lose the first round of playoffs on that play I’ll be bummed.
I do occasionally
I think I just figured all my shit out and haven’t had a good bender in a while.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
I haven't had a night of concentrated drinking in a while
I drink over a longer period of time and not let myself get sloppy.
Last time I can think
was my ill-advised get drunk thread before a vacation over a year ago. I attacked four 8%+ bombers in like two hours.
Mine was last new years.
5th a gin put down in about 4 hours.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
Texans Safety
Good, Fuck David Garrard
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A little off topic, but am I the only one here that has never played
fantasy sports of any kind? Never seen the appeal.
If it wasn't for fantasy football I don't think I would've ever got interested in the NFL.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
I like the idea
but as my life has become much more busy, fantasy has been relegated to drunken Saturday nights.
I prefer football because I can give it less attention.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
Reasons why yahoo is better.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
Whoever put it in David Garrard's head
That he is the greatest playmaker in the history of the game and the most talented player on the field no matter what did a great disservice to him
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You mean Jack Del Rio?
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by Carl Shinyama on Dec 6, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Can't hold that against Matt Jones
he had just done a line off the dashboard of his car. He was a little geeked.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
I think the likelihood of Houshmandzadeh being gone is a lot less than Burleson
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by Carl Shinyama on Dec 6, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
Expensive, older, dissatisfied player, signed by the last GM
and with a bad image, I think Housh could be on his way out too.
I was thinking in terms of what's been invested into him already.
I don’t know if there will be some sort of cap penalty for getting rid of Houshmandzadeh if there is no salary cap next year.
It wouldn’t suprise me to see him gone, but I think that his departure would be less likely than Burleson’s.
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by Carl Shinyama on Dec 6, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
5 years, $40 million, $15 million guaranteed.
More likely to be traded.
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by Carl Shinyama on Dec 6, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
I wish I was born with an abnormally powerful leg
Kicker must be among the great jobs in human history.
Yeah, it's a position where you can kick well into your 30's
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by Carl Shinyama on Dec 6, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
That has led to bad situations at the higher levels of football
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It was horrible.
I found a lane and had the go ahead to the endzone. Then I saw her and was started thinking “please don’t try to tackle me, please don’t try to tackle me…”
Total Catch-22.
Yeah, stiff armed her into the ground and just ran over her.
She was tiny. I was the asshole. I never lived it down in the locker room, Anchorage Daily News was thrilled with it.
That was my arguement.
I have an equal opportunity stiff arm. Nobody bought it. If I hadn’t I was a pussy, but I did so I was an asshole.
This happen to me in 3 on 3 basketball in 8th grade.
A really good girls team wanted to play in the boys league. And when we played them – I set a screen that cold clocked one of the girls who my friend on my team had the hots for.
She was crying and he looked at me and said “What did you do!?”
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
In retrospect it was probably the greatest stiff arm of my life.
If I had only played against girls in college I might have actually done something.
No thats the sixth wave
The fifth wave is paying for things and no more alimony
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Love the 4th wave.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
I thought that was the ocean the waves were all in
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Hey, she wanted to play football.
It would be disrespectful if you treated her as a non-football player.
HAHAHAH
3 Indy DLman burst through the Tennesse line and chased Vince Young. They tackled eachother and let Vincy Young get away.
So powerful between the tackles obviously.
Why can’t they just fake the handoff and pitch it to him?
ME! BANE!
He's been either getting blown up or doing the the blowing up today.
Saw quite a few plays where he got blown back.
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by Carl Shinyama on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
Anyone else surprised to see Atlanta playing so bad without Ryan
That Ryan is a system’s quarterback. I thought Redding would step in and take away the starter’s job.
Well he is a defensive lineman.
Who said Ryan was a system Qb?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
I need more coffee.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
Jesus, his horshoes tattoos look like they hurt.
His skin is like a cm taller where the tattoos are. Like giant veins.
Its not a tattoo
Its a brand.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Not for the sake of 'looking cool'.
I can just buy some sunglasses or a visor or something. Whatever kids think is cool, clearly I don’t know.
Well obviously
You just referred to a visor.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
Fraternity idiocy
I knew a guy who flinched. So it didn’t even look cool.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
I 've seen alot of football players from buttfuck towns with those.
You heat up a screw driver, or so I hear.
I don't know.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
Malcolm Jenkins sucks
total bust. Kid knew he couldn’t run it back so he dropped it instead of getting a pick.
TD Skins
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Josh Freeman
2 red zone picks today, both to MLB Jon Beason
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
1st thing would be getting John a livable salary to write for FG.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 6, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
Actually
the book thing makes this no longer batshit crazy hours for almost no money, so I’m not complaining anymore.
Schaub came back in the 2nd quarter
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Hell, the Seahawks could finish 8-8
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by Carl Shinyama on Dec 6, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
Gritty, athletic player
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by Carl Shinyama on Dec 6, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
Mario Williams you sexy bastard!!
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Gonna be Texas vs. Alabama
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by Carl Shinyama on Dec 6, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
I'm an any Non-AQ then BSU
Which makes me a TCU fan
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I'll just laugh
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by Carl Shinyama on Dec 6, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
Dammit, I knew it was spelled
ridiculous. I think going to online message boards and such makes my spelling ability.
Matt Schaub, so sexy in Roadhouse!
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A Steeler knocked the hell out of another Steeler
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It's a cbs game
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I am
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1st and 17, 27 seconds left!!!
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How do you miss a 23 yard field goal?
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JaMarcus Russell is looking really fucking terrible right now.
There’s no way they can find an excuse to play him for a long ass time, considering how well the Raiders have done under Gradkowski.
Gradkowski might save Cable's job
Though I doubt it
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Stupid
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