Patrick Kerney Undergoes Surgery to Remove Bone Chips

This is more newsworthy than significant.

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Well...

it does probably end any dreams of a post-NFL career as a late-inning set up guy.

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by dcrockett17 on Apr 29, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

So I went to QFC to get some junk food and came across the alcohol aisle. Both Arrogant something and IPA Ruination come in a giant bottle for whatever reason, so I went with a 6 pack of Moose Drool and a quart of ice cream advertised as half the fat, 2x the yummy (can’t go wrong there).

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by LantermanC on Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't think beer and ice cream mix.

And this ice cream definitely is NOT twice the yummy.

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by LantermanC on Apr 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

sweet with sweet, savoury with savoury.

now, rum & coke and ice cream…

by djafrot on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Beer and... chips?

What kind of chips?

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by LantermanC on Apr 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nevermind, apparently

Brown ales go best with hamburger and sausage.
I should get a stout, since that goes best with chocolate, and that’s what I really want.

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by LantermanC on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I feel like I'm missing something.

What does this have to do with Patrick Kerney, defensive ends, or bone chips?

I came here expecting doom and gloom comments regarding his career and now I leave, alarmingly hungry.

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by Fearless Frog on Apr 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Payback for the Lance Briggs fanshot?

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by LantermanC on Apr 29, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dammit, I got a steak and some garlic bread for dinner and got so excited/hungry that I

orgot to drink the beer.

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by LantermanC on Apr 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

A good stout beer and a good vanilla bean ice cream makes a good ice cream float.

by Jed MC on Apr 30, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, Stone brews come in 22 oz bombers. Totally worth it, seriously.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, I'm a lightweight though.

that one bottle of beer has me half falling asleep.

Is beer like vodka? I hear vodka goes bad once you open the bottle.

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by LantermanC on Apr 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I swear they lace Double Bastard with meth

I wind up bouncing off the walls like Jo Jo the Indian circus boy after finishing a bottle.

Beer definitely goes flat just like pop, although much more foul tasting.

by Nate Dogg on Apr 29, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Flat soda = not so bad

flat beer = makes you wish you were never born

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by Nick Andron on Apr 30, 2009 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Vodka doesn't go bad once you open the bottle.

Assuming you weren’t joking, that’s just a Russian myth to keep them finishing bottles. It’s actually somewhat of a joke. For something to “go bad”, bacteria or mold need to be able to thrive while living in it. Organisms don’t do well in a bottle of vodka. Neither do I.

by abender20 on Apr 30, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs