Titans at Cowboys Game Thread
by John Morgan on Aug 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT
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PrintThis is our game thread. There are many like it, but this one is ours. Our game thread is our best friend. It is our life. We must master it as we have mastered our lives. Our game thread, without us, is useless. Without our game thread, we are useless. We must comment our game thread true. We must .gif it, swear in it and embarrass Tony Romo. We must embarrass Romo before Romo embarrasses himself.
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So here's my day
Say goodbye to coworkers. Try not to fall asleep on the way home. Collapse in bed. Wake up to 300 comments about Julius Jones. Decide to take today off. Decide instead to make a game thread for tonight’s game. Look for Romo gifs. Spend and hour and a half. Discover 4chan. Get seriously creeped out. Reach for another cup of coffee and consider if I am well enough for beer.
Don't piss of 4chan.
They will jam this place up.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 21, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Just don't let the Pedo Bear touch you.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 21, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It's taking a lot of willpower to post the montage I saw on /b/
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Aug 21, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to ask.
What is /b/?
Is it a section of 4chan.
Useless info – But I just went into the gif section of 4chan while my wife was sitting next to me. That was dumb.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 21, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
/b/, if I'm not mistaken, refers to the "Random" board of 4chan.
…Which is the only place where rules aren’t enforced at all, leading to it being mired in a cesspool of child porn, failure, and overall filth of the internet. Even I tend to stay away from there.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Aug 21, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy fucking shit.
Rule 1&2. If they find us, we’ll get DDOS’d so fast that pedobear’s head will spin.
Child please...
by Airborne Hawk Guy on Aug 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
…You see, I’m probably considered a ‘newfag’, if you will.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Aug 22, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
NONONONO
DO NOT BRING THE WRATH OF /B/ UPON US. NEVER SPEAK OF THEM AGAIN SCRUFFY
THEY WILL DESTROY ALL OF SBN
LIKE THE REAVERS ALL THAT WILL BE LEFT IS DEATH AND UTTER DESTRUCTION
Pretty Goddamn good analogy.
Always love a Firefly reference.
I'm an admin on a Wikia-type sports site
4chan just decided to pick us to spam tons of articles and vandalize a lot of encyclopedia sections and me and another admin spent pretty much 4 days undoing damage.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
I have no idea
They just picked us since it’s free to edit.
Ended up locking and protecting several topics and articles.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
There's no logic or reason to 4chan.
Avoid it like the plague.
Be careful, John. Real careful.
Don’t ever post there mentioning sports. They will hunt you down, find Field Gulls, and overrun it by DDoS or otherwise, and you don’t even have to mention the NFL for them to find out!
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Aug 21, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
stooooooooooooooooooooop! the dark heart of the internet would love nothing else than to raid this board
Child please...
by Airborne Hawk Guy on Aug 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad you didnt' webcam your reaction to visiting 4chan for the first time.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Aug 21, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Word of advice
avoid /b/.
And 4chan is mostly a de facto porn section, per your reply to the gif section. Although you can find some neat stuff on there every now and then.
I want to see Chris Johnson and Tashard Choice
But also
Ten
Troy Kropog (70)
Sen’Derrick Marks (72)
Dal
Michael Hamlin (36)
CFL is an abomination and an apostasy
The baby Jesus did not intend for any football team to have more than 11 players on the field at a time.
Brett Favre is the Kenny Powers of football.
I love the CFL
He did intend for actual touchdown celebrations.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
Touchdown celebrations, pre-game warmups and post-game handshakes don't count.
While I don’t condone your love for the CFL, I try to hate the sin rather than the sinner. With enough prayer and the right counseling, you may be blessed to realize your “lifestyle choice” for anathema that it is.
Brett Favre is the Kenny Powers of football.
I had this same question.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Aug 21, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
amen John.
The demise of the Broncos in '09 is our future. Pray hard.
by Nick Andron on Aug 21, 2009 5:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I'm starting to think
Joe’s need to be as boring as possible thus putting the audience to sleep is his porn.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
XD
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Aug 21, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Beautiful touchdown pass by the Roughriders QB Durant
The Alouettes bit on the play-action fake and boom wide open WR for a TD.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
Crayton is such a trash punt returner
He’s a matured Deon Butler in that position.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
It also stops the gum disease that causes Gingivitis
On on that, I propose we move the stadium to Britain
by B.B.Finnegan on Aug 21, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
kinda just looks average to me
according to my charts that i has
by B.B.Finnegan on Aug 21, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
There's no way I can envision Wade Phillips
Being a hardass.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
Damn, look at that d-line pressure!
Our o-line is gonna get destroyed… twice…
by Anticitizen_One on Aug 21, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
By then we'll be 13-2
And will have our 2nd stringers get torn up.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
I'll assume one of those 2 losses is to the Titans
by Anticitizen_One on Aug 21, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
We end the season against Tennessee
So we’d have already played 15 games. We’d be 13-3 when they beat us.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
My mistake, somehow I thought we played them twice, the first time in an early week
by Anticitizen_One on Aug 21, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ask your berry own blog's Seattle schedule on the front page
Somehow we play Tennessee the same day we play the Colts.
by Anticitizen_One on Aug 21, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a mistake
If you notice our imaginary first match would’ve meant playing 2 games in 1 day.
Are we up to the task?
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
I did notice
Hence I said “Somehow we play Tennessee the same day”
And to answer your question, hell, why not throw the Pats and the Steelers in the mix. We’ll ruin the entire AFC in one go SEAHAWKS WOOOO
by Anticitizen_One on Aug 21, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not the sun shining on Jerry Jones
Those are his magic spirit fingers.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
I thought he was becoming his own expansion franchise
Favre blocks for Favre, drops back, shreds two DT’s with his manly stubble, passes to Farve into the back of the end zone, touchdown Favre
by B.B.Finnegan on Aug 21, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Topnotch commentary
The demise of the Broncos in '09 is our future. Pray hard.
by Nick Andron on Aug 21, 2009 5:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Adding,
“Even though he’s young, he’s got room for improvement.”
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
I like when he told us Dallas needs to play well in December and January
but first September and October. Proving he is aware of time, but not the month of November.
November is kind of like Wednesday.
Or kissing your sister.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
hawt, some of my best girlfriends
didn’t exist
by B.B.Finnegan on Aug 21, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Aug 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Good at beating up on Darren McFadden's leftovers
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Aug 21, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Need another reason for Wade Philips
to have 0 playoff wins?
Him and Romo make such a fitting pair.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Aug 21, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Two things:
Kurt Warner torching us on a DirecTV commercial is sad.
And what in the hell happened to Marion Barber’s head? It looks like he tried to grow a beard on the back of his neck and something went horribly wrong.
Andrew Raycroft for backup? Does not compute.
by Woodinville_12thMan on Aug 21, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
If you notice
The Seahawks and the Huskies are used a lot in highlights…..because the other team smashed us.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
Yes, even when the Hawks were good they would pop up in adds getting owned.
Andrew Raycroft for backup? Does not compute.
by Woodinville_12thMan on Aug 21, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to kill that bastard who stars in Lie to Me because of that ad.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Aug 21, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't watch that show because of that commercial.
The show reminds me of the commercial, and I don’t want to be reminded of that play.
I'm more upset
At Bruce DeHaven….
He was the Bills ST coach for the Music City Miracle.
And that opening day special teams disaster was pitiful.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
FYI : I can see gifs in Safari browser ;)
Huzzah! Gifs now animate in Safari on mac! Maybe a fix from apple? Anyway I lolled at bouncing footballs.
My work computer is a G4 imac
I’ve had to reload the operating system twice in the last four months, it gets hung up (spinning beachball of death) on every other web page and takes long enough to load anything that I browse the interwebs on my phone while I wait for it.
Brett Favre is the Kenny Powers of football.
Anyone else concerned that the engineers that made this monstrosity
didn’t consider the height of the scoreboard?
Maybe it was the same people who put together their practice bubble.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
The one that will fall
crushing Brett Favre, and only Brett Favre, just as he throws the game losing interception in Super Bowl XLV.
they can rebuild him
just in time for post training camp next year
by B.B.Finnegan on Aug 21, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do they need to rebuild him
If that guy loses both arms and half his face he’d still try to hobble out there and through a hail mary while falling down.
Brett Favre is the Kenny Powers of football.
Ok, this stadium is the awesomest thing ever created,
but can someone, someone tell me about all of its awesome innovations and extraordinary features?
Yes sir!
And thanks to the internets you’ll have a virtual tour and interactive whatchmacallits and downloadable do-hickies and WHEE DOGGIES!!! Sure do luv dem Cowboys!!!
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
Where can I buy?
Not to use, but to thank Jerry Jones for this marvel of humanity and testament to all that’s good.
Paying $30 for standing room only,
in a stadium that seats 100,000 while you pay for the privilege to park and negotiate that debacle, coming and going, not to mention the $125 in food and beer you’ll have to plunk down to tolerate not sitting for 3 1/2 hours, is not a right John. It’s an honor. You’re damn right you need to thank him.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
oh please let there be a 3d walkthrough
of the gold plated restroom toilets complete with their own mini-scoreboards
by B.B.Finnegan on Aug 21, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
So catching a pass in play isn't the same as catching a pass in practice?
Someone tell Tim Ruskell this.
Jordan Kent should be inducted into the Training Camp Hall-of-Fame
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
they mike up all the players on the sidelines
but forgot about the refs. maybe they ran out of mikes
"...here in Tennessee."
Psst, Troy? You’re in Dallas right now.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
LaVar Arrington messed up his geography
Along with 9 other players who gave him a concussion.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
Wow, Ringer.
I figured it was CJ on that play…
Chris Leak is playing for the Montreal Alouettes
Didn’t know that.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
And he throws a touchdown on a play-action bootleg in his first CFL pass.
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
Truer words have never been said.
Except that perhaps this stadium is the greatest structure ever erected.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
Even the over 180,000 seated Maracana can't touch this one
Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.
Troy and Joe like Fox's new fantasy football league?
Wow! It must really be good.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
All the players are in the same locker room,
that’s innovation!
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
Only if it was possible to really double as a type of sports bar,
where you could see all the games around the league. Despite what Jerry says, I sense they are not “arguably the best seats in the house”. More like, miles from the action. In the end, seems like all the hassle with little in return.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
that should've counted as a punt block
in Dallas, the 12th man is a mammoth board
by B.B.Finnegan on Aug 21, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
How can you even focus on the game when that thing is right there in your face. That would be annoying and I would be happy to have that turned off during the game
I fucking hate you Mariners
I wish Jon Ryan could get the ball airborne.
Because I’m now rooting for every punt to hit it.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
Kitna > Romo
except for maybe that whole interception thing…
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, QB Jevon Snead, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer
5th round pick Javon Ringer has looked impressive throughout.
Of course, all we needed was an un-drafted free agent..or two. Ringer > Forsett+Moore
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, QB Jevon Snead, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer
If only we didn't trade our 5th rounder...
:(
by aerozeppelin on Aug 21, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
If only we didn't trade Julian Peterson for a 5th rounder,
and a FATTACK
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Aug 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Collins can't rule out completely that his retirement won't be unlike Favres'.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
Is there anything more played out than the Fox robot?
Other than LL Cool J, that is.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
how about MC Hammer?
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, QB Jevon Snead, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer
Even MC Hammer stopped
Although I’m beginning to see where Michael Bay got his inspiration for the Transformers robot’s.
by B.B.Finnegan on Aug 21, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Buck and Troy are talking about everything other than this game.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
Kevin Ogletree > Michael Crabtree
More Ogletree please!
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
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