I Hate Every Bronco I See, from Champ Bailey to Norris Weese
"Banks, I hate-respect you" - Jack Donaghy
I've hated the Denver Broncos for a quarter century. Aside from my family, I've never had any sort of connection to another person for that long, and frankly, I know the Broncos better than I know most of my relatives. I hated their barf-orange old unis, and I hate their "modern" nike clothes. I hated John Elway in the 80s and 90s, and I hate Champ Bailey today. I hated Mike Shanahan's smug ratface. I hated Dan Reeve's suits. I hated every player who ever suited up for the Orange Crush. Hell, I still hate the soda Orange Crush.
But... I also (grudgingly) respect them. Why?
Even as the Broncos kicked in our skulls year after year, they also were what we aspired to be: a team from a (non-California) western town that beat back the NFL Establishment and East Coast Bias to become an annual Super Bowl contender. For the entire span of the Seahawks' existence, we saw our Colorado rivals take on NFL Superpowers from Pittsburgh to Oakland and win... until the games had Roman Numerals. Then it was loss after blowout loss.
I reveled in those losses, and mercilessly taunted my Denver-rooting classmates after each one... But still, I could see that we had something in common, and after the Broncos broke through and won two championships in the late 90s I hoped it would inspire my Seahawks to do likewise.
No such luck yet, huh?
For all the various grievances and grudges us Twelves have against the Broncos from our days as divisional rivals, my biggest source of enduring hatred is the 2005 AFC Championship Game.
I love alternate history. What if the Cuban Missile Crisis had gone another way? What if the Japanese had never bombed Pearl Harbor? and so on... But what if the Broncos had defeated Pittsburgh that day back in January 2006?
XL would have been a "normal" Super Bowl. The city of Detroit wouldn't have gone into uber-swoon mode over Jerome Bettis' "homecoming" for two weeks, and the crowd wouldn't have been a mass of yellow-hankie waving Yinzers, intimidating Bill Leavy and his band of cowards and incompetents. The usual Supe crowd would have been there in Detroit: Some Seahawks fans, some Broncos fans, and an ass-ton of distracted VIPs. It would have most likely been a boring blowout that the country would have turned off by the middle of the 3rd quarter...
But there would be a Vince Lombardi Trophy in the lobby at the VMAC right now.
The Broncos had not lost a home game yet in 2005, and a week before had knocked off the defending champion Patriots at Mile High. There was every reason to think they would defeat 6th-seeded Pittsburgh and advance to XL, but Denver decided to hand the Steelers four turnovers, including two "I have regressed to my Arizona Cardinals form" interceptions from Jake Plummer and his mustache of doom.
Pittsburgh won 34-17, and we know how the 3rd act of that movie goes...
The football gods have handed us a chance at revenge, however. His name is Josh McDaniels, and his incompetence is a gift to Seattle on the level of a stack of Glenn Garry leads... If I didn't know better, I would think he was trying to bring down the Denver organization from the inside. Beyond the Cutler and Marshall affairs, there is his mind-boggling decision to trade Denver's 2010 first round pick to us last April.
That is why I am here, Field Gulls faithful. Every week I will bring you news and analysis of Denver's inexorable collapse, and the glorious, precious high draft pick that they will then be sending our way.
Yeah, I know they won this week, but one incredibly lucky bounce created by boundless Bengal stupidty doesn't automatically vault them out of the NFL's compost heap. They will still be entertainingly awful, and could still be the 2001 Carolina Panthers.
Current Position of Seattle Pick from Denver: 17th-32nd
Players Likely Available at that Spot: Jevan Snead, QB (Ole Miss), Trent Williams, OT (Oklahoma), Jahvid Best, RB (California)
Feel free to mosey over to my home blog, Dave Krieg's Strike Beard, for more Seahawks coverage.
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I also HATE the Donkeys
I have always and forever will HATE that horseface Elway. If there has ever been one man who’s face screams “PUNCH ME!”, it was him.
However, I have zero respect for that franchise. Especially after they fired Shannahan.
OOOOOH!!!!! That was NASTY!!!!!!!!
by bmxnw on Sep 15, 2009 1:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"You'll never make a horsey out of me".
Though surely someone can come up with something better. I’m tired.
by djafrot on Sep 15, 2009 1:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good read.
Glad to have you contributing (even if it is only weekly) to FG. I have to admit that how JM only really posts plays and stuff and less opinion posts bores me. (No offense, John. ; ) )
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Sep 15, 2009 1:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love the play analysis
Makes me feel like I am actually improving my intellect by wasting hours on a Seahawks blog.
by Built2Spill on Sep 15, 2009 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't mind it. But I do enjoy getting other types of posts to read as well.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Sep 15, 2009 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I come here for the plays and stuff.
Opinions are like assholes.
I’m waiting patiently for a breakdown on Wallace to Hasselbeck and back to Wallace, the single most exciting thing to happen to the Seahawks since… well, ever.
I also cant wait for a step by step analysis of what it takes to make Incognito turn into Dudley Dursley (last year I got 39 presents!), and really want a transcription of everything said between Aaron Curry and Stephen Jackson.
by Strictnine on Sep 15, 2009 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think his plays analysis is more entertaining and educating than his opinion pieces.
That’s just me.
Sam Bradford, future Seattle Seahawk.
by Carl Shinyama on Sep 15, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are about as much fun as the commentators at Fangraphs.
by BrianL on Sep 15, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro sucks.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Sep 15, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slap-hitting P.O.S.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 15, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't be a good corner outfielder unless you have power
Everyone knows that. It was in Moneyball.
by John Morgan on Sep 15, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's been a little dry
There’s a lot to cover with the new staff and new scheme, but things will loosen up as the season progresses. Right now, I can’t think of anything more exciting than the football itself so I am in Hemingway mode.
by John Morgan on Sep 15, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree.
Not that I had an opinion on your opinion pieces either way, but I always feel those are written when there is an absence of actual football, ie the most excruciating part of the offseason after free agency and the draft.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 15, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I despise the broncos, mostly their fans! Having moved from Seattle to denver I have had to put up with their smug faces and unrealistic assertions that the broncos will go to the Superbowl every year. I guarantee that after that game in Cinci there were thousands of bronco fans thinking that maybe they are Superbowl contenders after all….I would cut off my thumbs if it made them never win another game again.
by elco82 on Sep 15, 2009 4:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I live here in Denver...
and have discerned that the realistic fans are quite down at present, and just thankful for a win, and hoping maybe they can get to .500.
I found a “sports bar” that isn’t really a sports bar, it is more an all-purpose bar but the owner? manager? is a Pats fan and is cool with us having the Hawks on whatever TV we want. There weren’t really Denver fans in there, either, so it was actually pretty heavenly, as compared to LoDo’s, or In the Zone in Golden, or a BWW…
Also, they had 8 dollar pitchers, but for a buck more with purchase of a pitcher you get 10 wings. I must have had 50 wings, and between 4 of us we had 11 pitchers (watched morning games too…) Good times, good times…
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by whiskey chainsaw on Sep 15, 2009 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is this glorious place?
(I live in Broomfield.)
by ty540 on Sep 15, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually live in Westy, but it is over in the Wheatridge area.
My buddies live on 64th/Wads, so I pick them up and we go. Hoppers is the name of the bar. I don’t know if they’ll always have the pitcher/wing deal, but it was opening weekend and wasn’t busy, so we’ll always get good seats.
My email is tyler_a_jorgensen@yahoo.com give me an email and we’ll link up. Hawks should fly together!
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by whiskey chainsaw on Sep 15, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
basically..
I’m walking distance from the 104th/Federal LoDo’s… hate the cost of that place, though.
They used to have a manager that was a Seahawk fan/from Spokane, that made it so much better. Used to get free beers and getting “our” tv was easier. Last couple times I was there is was a semi-battle just to get a tv dedicated to the Hawks…
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by whiskey chainsaw on Sep 15, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me say that I, for one, am excited that you'll be helping Field Gulls keep tabs on the Broncos miserable season.
Welcome aboard!
by BrianL on Sep 15, 2009 6:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now get to updating that staff picture, Scruffy.
by BrianL on Sep 15, 2009 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that him giving the bird?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 15, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My biggest contention with this article...
is that you could grudgingly respect the donkeys, and by proxy, their fans.
I live here in Denver now, and I actually had a Bronco fan, upon hearing I was a Seahawk fan and new to the area, say with a straight face “Oh, you’ll be a Bronco fan now that you’re here. It’s impossible not to be.”
I almost punched him.
I hate the Broncos so deeply that their victory Sunday in such a shit-eating-lucky-kind-of-a-way almost ruined MY Sunday, and it took a Seahawk shutout (and 9 dollars for a pitcher and 10 wings) for me to forget about that craptastic ending. Here’s why the broncos deserve no respect— they hit the jackpot on a HoF/ top5 all-time QB.
You take away Elway’s time there they are terribly average.
However, because of my age group (34), everyone my age or younger has no recollection of years prior to Elway, so they have this haughtier than thou attitude, thinking that they have a model franchise and have the right to ALWAYS be among the NFL elite. They still haven’t come to figure out that post Elway, they’re just like everyone else, struggling to get to the playoffs, needing some luck to win games, that sort of thing.
Denver fans essentially are like Old Money that is now broke. They still talk down to us as if we are the proletariat, and they the Aristocracy, and yet they no right to given present circumstances. Funny thing is, they treat their (non-Elway) QB’s the same way…
Plummer? Never got the respect he deserved here. Was he great? No. But he was in the bottom of the top10. Most teams would kill for that. Not Denver. Elway ruined them. They think they deserve to have an Elway/Brady/Manning type guy.
So out goes Plummer, in comes Cutler. I’m pretty sure one of the myriad of reasons Cutler forced his way out of town is because I’m guessing every conversation he ever had with a Donkey fan involved Elway and his comparison to Elway. It’s no wonder he said he has a better arm than Mr. Ed. He probably had the same conversation with hundreds if not thousands of fans, and the only thing they would grant him is yes, maybe, MAYBE you have a better arm than Elway, but he was just so dreamy as a winner…
Here comes Kyle. Now they all hate Cutler due to his leaving town (he’s a baby, etc.). They’re pissed about what they got in trade for him, and they’re all hating on Orton. Whereas Cutler was between Elway and Plummer talent/capability wise, Orton is a league average QB at best. Trust me, these fans will not be able to handle “league average” from their QB. They certainly wont be able to handle below league average. They’re going to skewer him. There is a culture here in Denver that Josh McDaniels just doesn’t understand, and “system guys” do not the culture make…
As far as your contention that the Donkeys should have beaten the Stealers, and it is essentially Plummer’s fault we don’t have a trophy, I dont’ know. It wasn’t all Plummer’s fault, though he certainly shares a fair amount of blame. A certain overly-oranged gentlemen put him in several throwing situations when clock management and running the ball would have been wise decisions, but instead Plummer is throwing deep. I also recall a couple less than perfect calls in that game that I believe helped the Stealers (a theme for them in playoff games against teams from west of the Mississippi, I believe?).
Regardless, if I am going to use revisionist history, I would go further back and complain about the taking out of Carson Palmer. They beat Pittsburgh at Heinz in order to win the division, and Cincy OWNED that game, you could just feel it.
I know their record was 13-3, but Denver was on borrowed time to begin with. Once the Stealers got over Bengals, their momentum was absurd, and the rest of the nation was drinking the kool-aid. It would have taken an act of God (or, at least unbiased officials) for them to lose after they dispatched of Cincy.
Damn. Good article. Anything that gets my blood boiling when comparing my rancor for Pittsburgh and Denver is simply genius.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by whiskey chainsaw on Sep 15, 2009 7:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You said 'Pittsburgh' and 'Denver' in the same sentence.
Do you feel dirty? Use some hand sanitizer, you should be okay.
by Strictnine on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went back to sleep after writing that...
and I woke up STILL feeling drrrty.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by whiskey chainsaw on Sep 15, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a Seattle Fan who lived in Denver for 20 years myself, great rant!
I could not agree more.
by elco82 on Sep 15, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate when people say 'you'll learn to love them'.
When lived in the Boston area and people said that about all three of their teams, and when I lived in the STL area people said that about the Cardinals, and when I lived in the Chicago area people said that about da Bears and the Cubs. Shoot, if someone came to Seattle, I’d say, you’ll learn to live with watching teams never winning a championship (a moot point now since TV has advanced to the point where you can watch more than just the local game or the MNF SNF game).
by LantermanC on Sep 15, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm with you
Five years up in the mountains NW of Denver did nothing to soften me on the Broncos. Fortunately for me, we had a lot of transplants up there, so there were a lot of non-Broncos fans; my being a ‘Hawks fan didn’t bug them too much since they no longer were competing with us for the division. (Also, there were a couple die-hard Chiefs fans in the congregation, and Denver fans have always taken KC much more seriously as rivals than Seattle anyway.)
I was at a meeting at the Village Inn in Silverthorne one time and all of a sudden, everyone in the place started looking and whispering — Elway had walked in to have breakfast. (I guess he has a place up in Summit County somewhere.) People were very respectful of his space while he was eating, but as soon as he’d paid the cashier, it was like a swarm of bees following him out the door for autographs. I’ll give him credit, he took the time to give them what they wanted.
by The Ancient Mariner on Sep 16, 2009 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad the Seahawks fan looks like a chump.
And he is wearing a Red Sox hat?
by LantermanC on Sep 15, 2009 8:28 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
He didn't realize who that was... oops.
Delete…
by LantermanC on Sep 15, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So leaving this comment here.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 15, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, that's a Red Sox hat
…and why exactly is that a problem? Unless you’re a fan of an rival AL East team, what do you care? I chose the Sox as my team about a quarter-century ago, so I earned my buttons, my man. It’s not my fault we attracted some douchetard fans as a side effect of winning championships.
When the Seahawks win a Super Bowl or two (which they will at some point), you’ll want to blow your brains out when you witness the limitless stupidity of the bandwagoners that achievement attracts.
The Red Sox also give me hope about the Seahawks. If the Sox can break an 86-year drought and become the elite MLB team of this decade, the Hawks can overcome XL and get a ring in the near future.
Sincerely
Chumpy McChumperson
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Sep 15, 2009 8:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're just jealous mariner fans.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 15, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And this is the photo BrianL is referring to.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 15, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...and I don't mind the Mariners
Usually a Mariners win helps the Red Sox (like it did this weekend). Although I don’t have nice things to say about the “family friend” atmosphere at Safeco Field.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Sep 15, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
None of us have nice things to say about the "family friendly" atmosphere at Safeco.
If you’ve been a Red Sox fan for as long as you have, you’ve taken your lumps. I’m not going to group you in with the bandwagon Bellevue chapter of Red Sox Nation.
by BrianL on Sep 15, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, but railing on Sizemore in Seattle is not the best thing to do.
That would be like rooting against Jerome Bettis in Superbowl XL, and how can you root against a guy at his homecoming?
by LantermanC on Sep 15, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox fan pain
Before ’04, I could bitch and moan about playoff implosions in ’86, ’88, ’90, ’95, ’97, ’99 and ’03.
Aaron F**king Boone? I thought I would take that pain to the grave. The most similar experience I’ve had as a Seahawks fan was the meltdown at Qwest v. the Rams in 2004, blowing the 17-point lead late and losing in OT.
XL was a different kind of pain… Boston didn’t lose game 7 of the ’03 ALCS because the umps repeatedly assplowed them.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Sep 15, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Different, but the worst kind ever.
Because it’s not even your team blowing it, it’s someone taking something away from you. Like if you took a test to get into law school and felt you aced it, then some guy goes and erases half your answers after you turn it in.
by LantermanC on Sep 15, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's cool.
I assumed that like many people here in the NW you became a fan of them in 2004, which, let’s be honest, is the ultimate bandwagon thing to do.
Somehow I don’t think there will be too many bandwagon fans. I don’t think the Marlins and their two championships have given them many bandwagon fans, let alone fans period.
by LantermanC on Sep 15, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what happens when you assume...
…and i don’t think I need to spell that one out for you.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Sep 15, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ive been to a Sox-Indians game in Fenway.
I was skeptical beforehand, but man, I never went back to the Kingdome. I totally get why people love Fenway.
No I’m not a Red Sox fan, I just respect Red Sox fans.
by Strictnine on Sep 15, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gives Respeck Knuckles
Thanks my man.. Fenway and Qwest are both AMAZING facilities in completely different ways. Fenway is a century of tradition in a beautiful setting, and Qwest is the perfect modern stadium (also in a beautiful setting). Both venues give the home team a spectacular home field advantage too.
I was at a Sox-Yankees game at Fenway in 2005, and it was the only time I’ve seen a baseball crowd approach the intensity we see each week at Qwest.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Sep 15, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a diehard Seattle Seahawk fan and
diehard BoSox fan WELCOME!
JSWO - Josh Scobey World Order 4 Life!
by Christian on Sep 15, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome, Christian!
We should pow-wow sometime about our common sports obsessions… My fantasy football team is even called the Ohio Hawk Sox…
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Sep 15, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have perhaps the greatest team name ever...
first, my co-GM team with a buddy from Oly is “Revenge of the Boz” and we’re not changing it till we win a championship…
But, I have another team with a guy whose last name is Bates. My last name is Jorgensen. One of my nicknames in college was Jorgasm…. so… we are MasterBates 2 Jorgasm.
Good stuff, eh?
Beats the hell out of anything with Sox in it. ;)
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by whiskey chainsaw on Sep 15, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1,000,000 for aerozeppelin
Perfect! You know we were ALL pulling for the M’s in the 2001 ALCS, right?
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Sep 15, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does the Kanye thing actually interest people?
If so, why?
by John Morgan on Sep 15, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know many people who are interested in pop culture, but things like this make for great parody.
This was well done in my opinion.
by Wilder. on Sep 15, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree.
Excellent pic!
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by whiskey chainsaw on Sep 15, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's well done
but I don’t get the interest. Like, Kanye is everywhere—even more so than before.
by John Morgan on Sep 15, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the old publicity line...
“even bad publicity is better than no publicity…”
We’re just in the middle of the spin cycle at present. A week from now, all will be forgotten…
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by whiskey chainsaw on Sep 15, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cause of his latest PR flub.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 15, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, here goes
I saw Kanye West at Sasquatch when he was a producer-rapper. He took over. It was one of the best performances I’ve ever seen and I A) am a concert rat and B) don’t like big shows. I bought the College Dropout and was blown away. I was a rockist. After flirting with KRS-One, Dead Prez, Outkast and Jurassic 5, but never having any of it stick, this was the album that got me into hip-hop. It was beautiful and heartfelt and the bravado charming and the skits actually kind of funny.
Millions of people must have had this experience. College Dropout transcended the genre, and not because he was white or because it incorporated rock, but because it was a fucking awesome CD. I’ve since gotten into hip-hop enough to know just how shaky Ye’s flow is, and how it still somehow works for him.
But he has absolutely blown up, and I cannot, no matter how I respect his work, I cannot give a shit if he does something stupid at an award show. I will never again watch the VMAs. I dropped that with my grunge hair and flannels. That someone can dominate the collective conscious by publicly interrupting some here-today nobody, like it’s REAL NEWS, like it has cultural and historic significance, like what he did was interesting even in a train-wreck way, discourages my faith in humanity. Because deep down, I don’t think anyone does care about this fucking stupidity. That’s my last shred of hope, that people don’t care. That this meme—God I fucking hate that word—exists only because it’s been crammed down our throat. It’s a shared pseudo-experience we can actually relate to with others in this balkanized, hermetic-but-for-our-wires-and-satellites existence. That alone gives it currency. And that, though I get it, I cannot accept.
by John Morgan on Sep 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly...
like I said before, it’s only news because there isn’t any news out there.
People follow this stuff to forget how inane their own lives are. Seriously though, a year from now this is not going to remain news, and you know it. People forget these things because they are all news cycle and spin cycle. False outrage, crocodile tears, and something new to yell about!! Yay! Yesterday it was Lindsey. The day before, Paris, and the day before that, Britney. Two weeks ago it was Dennis Rodman. Tomorrow maybe it’s someone we haven’t yet heard of. It’s no different than the sports world… it’s all entertainment.
We take the sports a little too seriously, and some people take the actions of a rapper a little too seriously.
Strangely, that all seems far more real and significant to me than what the hell am I going to do for my next job, or how to fix healthcare, or even education (where I’ve been first hand and could actually provide something) or wars and poverty in the (Pick 3rd world country).
But, again, I think you hit the nail on the head— we really don’t care.
But we need something, ANYTHING to talk about.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by whiskey chainsaw on Sep 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My life isn't inane
The Kanye incident is inane. I take sports seriously, but I care about the substance. If Kanye’s music was the subject, it wouldn’t bother me. But I think this is just as tedious and boring as TO or Ochocinco or the rest of that garbage I avoid as best as I can.
by John Morgan on Sep 16, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes real hip hop
but can’t get into KRS-One or Jurassic 5.
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
09/05
Terminated contracts
S Brian Russell
by Wayward Llama on Sep 16, 2009 3:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuel to the fire
I don’t know why, people seem to like celebrities doing stupid things. Why else would People Magazine be popular (it’s still in business right?).
by LantermanC on Sep 15, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His voice makes me laugh.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 15, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kanye's lost his damned mind.
His latest album was garbage, and he’s been acting like a lunatic for a while.
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
09/05
Terminated contracts
S Brian Russell
by Wayward Llama on Sep 16, 2009 3:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After going over some of the other ones just now
I really haven’t found a better version than this one.
Well done!
by ThundaPC on Sep 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy did the Broncos look awful this weekend.
And when I say awful, I mean AWFUL.
Luckily for them, they played the even-more-terrible Bungles.
The demise of the Broncos in '09 is our future. Pray hard.
by Nick Andron on Sep 15, 2009 8:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I too hate the Broncos
and was pissed off that they won. But found myself rooting for the Raiders last night, and last season actually. Ever since re-alignment my hatred of the Raiders has subsided. I’m a Seattle boy born (1976) and raised and have always hated the Raiders, Broncos, Chargers and Cheifs. Still do have the unabashed hatred of the Donks, Cheifs and Bolts but for some reason not so much for the Raiders. Dunno maybe it’s the uni’s.
by Hawkmain on Sep 15, 2009 9:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raiders
… I still hate them, but I will grant that those throwback unis from last night looked mighty sharp. I dug the silver numbers with the white jerseys.
In fact, all four of the teams that played last night should go to those throwbacks full-time. ALL of them looked better than their current unis.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Sep 15, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still Hate 'Em
I still hate the Broncos and the Raiders, but I’ve never held much pathos for either the Chiefs or the Chargers. I don’t know why, but those teams weren’t ever a big deal to me.
But the Broncos? Elway? I hated ’em. And the Raiders were worse. Rooting for the Raiders is like rooting for the Fucking Yankees. Despise ’em. I was rooting for the Chargers all the way last night.
by robbbbbb on Sep 15, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome post, Johnny!
I love what John brings here with his play breakdowns and analysis, but being a fan is also about emotion and devotion. So mixing in some awesome Seahawk lovin’, Donkey hatin’ posts each week will be a lot of fun and a welcome addition! Thanks John, for setting this up, will bring some great diversity to the posts here! This site gets better all the time!
by BlueThruAndThru on Sep 15, 2009 9:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's The Seahawks vs Patriots in a division battle!!
In this case, we want the Raiders to beat Denver. NE owns Vaders #1 and we own the Donk’s. So every Raider victory knocks down NE a little in the draft odor. Just think of all the RedSox/NE fans wanting Oakland to lose all their games and Denver to win. . .
BTW— Loved clicking on ESPN yesterday and seeing the huge spread about how Boston has all the greatest teams. No east coast bias or anything…
But I hate the stealers more than any team in any sport in any universe.
by Kryten on Sep 15, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing tops my hatred of the Santa Clara Vanguard.
Oh those damn showboaters. You’ve got nothin’ on the Blue Devils. NOTHIN’.
by BrianL on Sep 15, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to pad my imaginary post count...
but I found it a little suspicious that the NE got a win in that Raider game by having an obvious TD catch nullified and turned into a FG. I’ve seen a few thousand catches in my life, and that was just like a real catch. That reversal (overwhelming evidence?) cost Oak the game, and helped NE get a higher pick. I would bet my house and kids that was a legit catch.
I swear that if the NFL could select the SB participants, it would be NE vs Pigsburg every year, with another eastern block team (NYG, NYJ, Phi) thrown in for variety.
by Kryten on Sep 15, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
New England get the Raiders 2011 1st rounder.
by russak on Sep 15, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uhm...
NE vs Pittsburgh would be pretty tough to pull off for the Super Bowl… but yeah, I get your sentiment.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by whiskey chainsaw on Sep 15, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I know they are both AFC...
Have I ever said anything incorrect?? (Don’t scroll up please!)
by Kryten on Sep 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'll be fun to see who gets the higher proxy pick
’Hawks or Niners…
by sammy on Sep 15, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I finally met some hawk fans
I go to school in memphis which is like the desert to a true hawk fan.On sunday though i had 2 actual fans come into the bar i work and request my manager turn on the game (we have no control what games are on the tv only our managers can change the channel) anyway we had an awesome time talking hawk talk and thats when the couple tells me they’ve been fans since 86 but have never even BEEN to seattle….just thought it was interesting to meet non bandwagon fans here in the desert that is memphis. GOD i can’t wait to get back to hawk country next year.
by dirtydrummerhawk on Sep 15, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When you do get back...
and go to a game, you NEED to create the outfit you are wearing in your picture, only in blue or neon green, to wear to your first game back in the home town…
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by whiskey chainsaw on Sep 15, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks.
Nice read. I have my mother’s side of the family from Denver, but that never stopped me from hating the Broncos when we were in the AFC West together. I have to say that my hate has grown now that I #1 pick is at stake. I hope the worst for them.
I could relate to much of the article. It was a nice change-up. Thanks to DKSB for contributing.
Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, QB Jevan Snead, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer
by Misfit74 on Sep 15, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm completely ambivalent about the Donkeys.
Except for this year…I hope they tank. The old rivalries have been replaced by the new. I still see us as having more of a rivalry with Oakland than Denver. I’ve always hated the 49’ers, since their heyday and when my schools were filled with bandwagon Dallas and Niner fans. I was the only Seahawk fan around…..in Portland. I watched as that arrogant prick Jerry Rice sullied Largent’s number.
The Rams are just pathetic now, but they used to beat on us, it’s great to see them suffer. I enjoy it mostly because of that crushing wildcard defeat they laid on us in 03, after already beating us twice during the season. Engram’s drop made me simply turn off my tv.
The Cardinals are an overacheiving team who made it to the Superbowl last year on a fluke year by Kurt Warner and terrible play by Jake Delhomme.
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
09/05
Terminated contracts
S Brian Russell
by Wayward Llama on Sep 16, 2009 4:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs



















