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Your bitching goes here. If your bitching is found in other threads, it will be deleted.

Last week we talked about things we didn't like. This week we will talk about things we like. Here's my list:

  • Crisp autumn days
  • Jazz music
  • Tasty treats made from pumpkins
  • Ichiro!
  • Touchdown Jesus
  • Bioware videogames

And here's a video. Did you know you can recreate every pop song ever with just four chords?

 

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We lost by 6 eh?

How many points are two missed FGs worth again? FUCK YOU MARE.

Child please...

by Airborne Hawk Guy on Sep 27, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't the longest like 45 yards or so?

Mike Wahle(OG), Walter Jones(LT), Chris Spencer(C), Marcus Trufant(CB), Deion Branch(WR), Sean Locklear(OT), Brandon Mebane(DT), Leroy Hill(LB), Lofa Tatupu(LB), Josh Wilson(CB), Justin Griffith(FB), Matt Hasselbeck (QB)

by ninjasocks on Sep 27, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its not like a PAT

but you expect your K to make them.

Mike Wahle(OG), Walter Jones(LT), Chris Spencer(C), Marcus Trufant(CB), Deion Branch(WR), Sean Locklear(OT), Brandon Mebane(DT), Leroy Hill(LB), Lofa Tatupu(LB), Josh Wilson(CB), Justin Griffith(FB), Matt Hasselbeck (QB)

by ninjasocks on Sep 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd be pretty upset if my kicker made 34-yarders 70% of the time

Mike Wahle(OG), Walter Jones(LT), Chris Spencer(C), Marcus Trufant(CB), Deion Branch(WR), Sean Locklear(OT), Brandon Mebane(DT), Leroy Hill(LB), Lofa Tatupu(LB), Josh Wilson(CB), Justin Griffith(FB), Matt Hasselbeck (QB)

by ninjasocks on Sep 29, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The league average for kickers is 74% for 40-49 yard FGS

according to JM here:
http://www.fieldgulls.com/2009/9/28/1059215/jim-mora-rips-olindo-mare-exposes

This includes rainy days, playing in mud, muffed snaps, wind, crowd noise, etc. While no kicker is perfect, you expect your kicker to play better at home on a day with perfect weather than under “average” conditions.

Mike Wahle(OG), Walter Jones(LT), Chris Spencer(C), Marcus Trufant(CB), Deion Branch(WR), Sean Locklear(OT), Brandon Mebane(DT), Leroy Hill(LB), Lofa Tatupu(LB), Josh Wilson(CB), Justin Griffith(FB), Matt Hasselbeck (QB)

by ninjasocks on Sep 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seconded.

I also like Matt Hasselbeck.

Child please...

by Airborne Hawk Guy on Sep 27, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like cheese

And Hawthorne

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 27, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Nick Reed

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 27, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I still have to study

and wake up at 6 for a 7:30 class

FUCK!

by aerozeppelin on Sep 27, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like David Hawthorne

I like brats and sauerkraut.
I like the option to drink something that isn’t bud light.
I love my new John Carlson jersey.
I like four day weekends.
I like netflix on demand on my xbox.

by Nate Dogg on Sep 27, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

"I wish the Seahawks were back in the AFCW so we didn’t have to face Willis and Gore twice a year."

by Fearless Frog on Sep 27, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

The Bad:

Housh played like a ho. Those catches in the second half were big but the drops and fumble were bigger. Mare is a bitch for his performance, fuck you Holindo. Seneca did stupid shit.

The Good:
Burleson was great, JJones as well, I liked what I saw from Curry, Bryant, and Mebane. the Heater balled his ass off, and the defense as a whole was pretty damn good.

by Hawkmain on Sep 27, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like...

my fantasy teams going 3-0 this week. It doesn’t make up for Mare’s fuckitude, but it does lesson the frustration just a little…

Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.

by whiskey chainsaw on Sep 27, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like

Pineapple
Burleson
Red
Tall women
The Seafense
Good beer….and Keystone Ice. A weird dichotomy, I know
This time of year in the PNW. You can feel fall coming but it’s still warm.
Petite women
Wallace on the bench……….. but in the Sea Cat! I like the stupid picture too.
Russell Branyan
The idea of priapism. When you seek medical attention, exactly what is they do for that?
Not being able to blame Brian Russell for this.
Not having children.
Kittens.
The 49’ers getting Favre’d.
Caffeine.
Metal!!!!!!
Billy Mays.
The variety and unpredictability of Knapp’s play calling vs. Holmgren’s.
The potential of the ’10 Mariners.
The potential of the ’09 Seahawks.

Mike Scioscia is fat.

by Big Jared on Sep 27, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like

Seneca Wallace
Lofa
Seahawks winning
any football jersey not neon green

bayless leaves over my dead body
andre miller>hedo
real.baller

by thomasikehara on Sep 27, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Aaron Curry

I like Justin Forsett
I like any team that will beat the Broncos.

The QB class of 2010 looks deep next season.

by SSreporters on Sep 27, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I lOVE the Neon Green Uni's.

I don’t like Jim Mora’s post game comments. I don’t miss Holmgren’s play-calling, but I do miss his leadership. Do better, Jim.

by MFAN on Sep 27, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not much to like right now...

People who spell anonymous incorrectly.

Ice cream.

Girls with chubby cheeks (on their faces) and nice smiles.

My bright green Carlson jersey that will come in the mail in the next month.

by LantermanC on Sep 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Next month?

I just got an email saying that I should expect it in 1-2 business days. Damn that’s fast.

by LantermanC on Sep 28, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They've got green Carlson jerseys?

Dammit. I was hoping a Carlson or a Curry. Oh well, my Tatupu is gonna be awesome.

I like the green jerseys. I really like that my buddy at Qwest was able to get one for me.
I like good beer. (Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Ale on tap is delicious.)
I like breasts.
I like having a non-demanding job so I can type this while I’m on the clock.
I like concerts, playing guitar, and many things music-related.
I like having a Seahawks bar in NYC to watch games with fellow 12th men.
I like sleep. (That’s where I’m a viking!)
I like breasts.
I like spicy food.
I like that video.
I like breasts.
I like the Seahawks.

by thebyron on Sep 29, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Had to pay extra for it.

So damn annoying. $95 bucks as opposed to $60. Don’t they realize that Carlson is one of their most popular players?

by LantermanC on Sep 29, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reminds me of this summer, I went to three different Mariners shops

to get a Gutierrez t-shirt and none of them had it. They had tons of Griffeys, and a few Silvas!! but no Gutierrez.

by LantermanC on Sep 29, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, nah

You’re supposed to do something like this or this.

Mike Wahle(OG), Walter Jones(LT), Chris Spencer(C), Marcus Trufant(CB), Deion Branch(WR), Sean Locklear(OT), Brandon Mebane(DT), Leroy Hill(LB), Lofa Tatupu(LB), Josh Wilson(CB), Justin Griffith(FB), Matt Hasselbeck (QB)

by ninjasocks on Sep 29, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Favre

I like not having that crushed feeling that I had after the 49er game.
I like nearly beating Chicago with 8+ important injuries.
I also like optimism.
I like Favre… a-squishin the ’9ers.
I like Sun Chips.

Glenn Beck likes argument, but has a deap-seated hatred for logic.

by Cheddar28 on Sep 27, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't want to be 1-3

Manning better miss his flight back to Indy.

by Snowman1025 on Sep 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

like might be a strong word

but some of the things that i don’t hate are:
- pressure from the dline this year
- the improvement of spencer over vallos
- john carlson
- big boobs (no actually i love those)

in the other column, seneca sucked at everything tonight, but nothing quite as much as his inexplicably stubborn refusal to throw the damn ball out of bounds. if you’re not going to actually rush the ball and therefore waste your biggest god-given ability, at least don’t a) run out of bounds 3 yards deep or b) throw a lame duck back into the middle of the field for everyone to have a shot at. i don’t even want to talk about the horrific accuracy of his passes. seahawks should have had at least 2 more tds just from horrific overthrows of wide open receivers.

after that everything else just pales in comparison to mild dislikes and pet peeves.

by bitterguy on Sep 27, 2009 11:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't like

people acting as if the Indy game is already lost.

Grow a pair.

It's Great to be a Florida Gator!

09/05
Terminated contracts
S Brian Russell

by Wayward Llama on Sep 28, 2009 3:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4 testicles would be awesome

The QB class of 2010 looks deep next season.

by SSreporters on Sep 28, 2009 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seneca: please throw a legit TD

Neither of this year’s count: being plopped in the 49ers game at the 1 yard line, nor the 3 yard throw to JJ (who ran for 20+ after breaking multiple tackles) should either be credited to him.

I want to see Seneca lead a drive (preferably multiple) and throw legit TDs.

He had many, many opportunities to do so against the Bears, and he failed every single time. This makes me a sad panda. Other things that make me a sad panda about week 3:

1. Calling an end-around on 3rd and 1 (WTF KNAPP)
2. Seneca overthrowing on multiple occasions that would have likely resulted in TDs had the throws thrown correctly (and caught)
3. No Lucas, no Trufant, no Wilson = cringe
4. LoJack disappearing against average/good teams.
5. Understand the order of things, Housh: you talk AFTER you produce. Not vice versa.

Things I liked about week 3:

1. Lofa who? Heater lit it up.
2. Spicy Curry was all Curry, no Coconut. I like it.
3. ME! BANE!
4. Burleson is back (not from knee surgery, from last week’s stink-fest)
5. JJ flashing some ability

The demise of the Broncos in '09 is our future. Pray hard.

by Nick Andron on Sep 28, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"4. Burleson is back (not from knee surgery, from last week’s stink-fest)"

Seriously, right!?
“Oh! Housh made a good ca-… BURLESON??”

Glenn Beck likes argument, but has a deap-seated hatred for logic.

by Cheddar28 on Sep 28, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding, right?

The demise of the Broncos in '09 is our future. Pray hard.

by Nick Andron on Sep 28, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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