Al Davis Fires Roster

by John Morgan on Sep 28, 2009 9:00 AM PDT

Assuming my response to their question was not mistaken as insult and assuming I did not make any embarrassing gaffes in my semi-sober state, you should be able to click on this link and read my exclusive report about Al Davis firing his entire roster and staff. It's exclusive.

"I’ve worked with liars like Lane Kiffin and I’ve worked with failures like Mike Shanahan, but I’ve never worked with a bunch of sucks like these Raiders. I say I can hire garbage men and dock workers and lose and not pay millions to do so. And it’s my right by the CBA to do so. If my Art Powell is stuffing lettuce in-a taco shell somewhere, I am here sayin’ ‘you can play pro football—you can beat [former Raiders corner] Stanford Routt."

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I think you messed up the link

Here’s the link you meant to send us to:

Al Davis Fires Cables, Cuts Russell

Mike Wahle(OG), Walter Jones(LT), Chris Spencer(C), Marcus Trufant(CB), Deion Branch(WR), Sean Locklear(OT), Brandon Mebane(DT), Leroy Hill(LB), Lofa Tatupu(LB), Josh Wilson(CB), Justin Griffith(FB), Matt Hasselbeck (QB)

by ninjasocks on Sep 28, 2009 9:46 AM PDT reply actions

Wow.

2008 called. It wants its meme back.

by thebyron on Sep 29, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions

I think it was old in 2008

The link on the post doesn’t go to the story it describes. The story itself is written in jest. That sounded a lot like a rickroll to me at the time.

by ninjasocks on Sep 29, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Fair enough.

I’m generally a fan of beating a dead horse, so whatevs.

by thebyron on Sep 29, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions

It did seem to me like this is the right link

http://views.washingtonpost.com/theleague/panelists/2009/09/browns-lions-chiefs-buccaneers-titans-morgan.html

by GarethLewin on Sep 28, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions

WTF?!

Is this a joke?

by Seahawka 12th on Sep 28, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions

It's all fun and games until Al Davis sues you.

by Nate Dogg on Sep 28, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions

Or devours your soul.

by jacobstevens on Sep 28, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions

Dear Travis, er, John,

With due respect, you really need to change your head shot. lol

I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.

by Dukeshire on Sep 28, 2009 12:30 PM PDT reply actions

I sent them a new head shot

but they stuck with this one.

by John Morgan on Sep 28, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions

It's okay to look like a cracked out axe-murderer.

We’ve all done it.

Early prospect watch: RB C.J. Spiller, QB Jevan Snead, OT Ciron Black, DT Gerald McCoy, S Eric Berry, DT Ndamukong Suh, CB Ras-I Dowling 6'2, 200, RB Jonathan Dwyer

by Misfit74 on Sep 28, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions