Wild Card Weekend!!!
Playoff Football is upon us!!! Regardless of our Hawks status this a great weekend to be a football fan!
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Two years ago the Seahawks beat the Redskins 35-14 on Wild Card weekend. Two years and a million staggering miles ago.
#5 New York Jets at #4 Cincinnati Bengals, 1:30 PM Pacific, NBC. Line: Cincy - 2.5. Over/under: 34.
The three-man clusterfuck of Tom Hammond, Joe Gibbs and Joe Theismann in the booth from sub-freezing Paul Brown Stadium.
#6 Philadelphia Eagles at #3 Dallas Cowboys, 5:00 PM Pacific, NBC. Line: Dallas -3.5. Over/under: 45.
Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth call it from a closed-roof Cowboys Stadium.
Try this: when someone says "Pete Carroll" and "Seahawks" in the same sentence, drink alcohol. Some may not need prompting.
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Let's go Bengals!
My father’s side of the family is from Cincinnati so I’ve been a Bengals and Reds fan as long as I’ve been a Seattle sport’s fan. Plus, Bengals going all the way will make the sweet tears of my Steeler’s fan classmates all the more delicious.
I’m also totally going to be “watching” the game from an airplane, truly the future has arrived.
Root for the Eagles because of Weaver.
Weaver > Hamlin.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
I like Tony Romo.
But you can’t like the Cowboys.
I think they’re Super Bowl contenders. I still hate them.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
I like Carson Palmer
But I’m not rooting for the Bengals.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
I have no rooting interests.
I just want to watch some good, close football games this weekend. And then go to the beach!
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Peyton Manning won the MVP award
Might as well just name it after him.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Manning's Viagra-like Potency
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
Pete Caroll. Seattle Seahawks head coach.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
When Pete Carroll became Seahawks head coach I was very apprehensive.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Pete Carroll will bring the Seattle Seahawks a 14-2 record behind the powers of Mike Teel.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Pete Carroll will turn the Seattle Seahawks into the USChawks.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Hm.
Imagine that.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Pete Carroll, new Seattle Seahawks head coach, agrees.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
I feel this has been a great image redemption year for Ocho
Twitter has been his friend.
by Big E-Z on Jan 9, 2010 11:27 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Since when did Chad have to redeem himself?
by aerozeppelin on Jan 9, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
They had Ryan Fitzpatrick under center.
Yes, Ryan Fitzpatrick.
by aerozeppelin on Jan 9, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
I meant mostly from an image standpoint
Not his production
by Big E-Z on Jan 9, 2010 12:46 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
The last couple of seasons he came across as a whiney, selfish prima-dona
Ruskell would have passed on him
by Big E-Z on Jan 9, 2010 11:33 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
I got to like Ocho after seeing the Hard Knocks training camp show on HBO
Pretty cool dude.
by lemonverbena on Jan 9, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
With Carroll coming in...
Hawks = Hard Knocks 2010?
by Big E-Z on Jan 9, 2010 11:34 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Watching the HS all-star game
I’m starting to feel old
by Big E-Z on Jan 9, 2010 11:26 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Didnt have this much coverage
When we were actually playing football this time of year.
I think I just pooped your pants...
Even then, hardly.
I blame Denver for allowing the Steelers to win the Super Bowl.
Seattle would have blown Denver OUT in the Super Bowl.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Plummer would've been one of the worst QBs ever to be in the Super Bowl.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Big Ben played that role aptly
made up for it last year but he was horrible in 05
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Put it in context
Plummer was a veteran who was never good and Roethlisberger was a 2nd year QB.
Jake sucked.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
I'm no Jake fan
but Ben was historically bad in the SB.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Sub-30 QB rating bad
It still eats at me sometimes SSreporters…
The holding call on Lock. The (non) horsecollar call on Alexander’s run.
Gah.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
There are other things that eat me
In addition to that.
Holmgren not committing to the run.
The Hasselbeck low block.
Our defense giving up a 3rd and 28.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Retired. Probably comparing beards with Orton.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
bernard scott
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Good god 3 commercial breaks 59 seconds into the game.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
This is a train wreck of a broadcast.
Theismann shouldn’t be allowed back in an NFL booth.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Now it's 2nd and goal. Goodness Tom Hammond.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
can someone explain to me why Sanchez is wearing that ridiculous head scarf?
it’s not that cold… what a so cal sissy
It's 22 degrees with a wind chill of 11. Unless you're sarcastic.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
oh my god
the whole team is a bunch of sissy’s
Wow
And they made fun of Josh Browns hot pants
by Big E-Z on Jan 9, 2010 2:07 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Importance of the punter here. That's why we locked up Ryan.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
I'd agree
they haven’t asked him to do much yet… couple of roll outs
He was really good
That ‘05 team had a terrible defense that got to play risky turnover-producing defense since they played teams constantly trying to come from behind. This version of Palmer has a much more solid team around him but he himself isn’t nearly the same.
When's the average "prime" of a QB.
Palmer’s still only 30, which seems young to be past one’s prime.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
His prime ended the moment Kimo Van Oelhoffen tore up his knee.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
I tried catching the ball (college regulation sized)
During our 20s cold snap. Felt so numb. I caught about half of them with no gloves but it stings like crazy.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
I did. Low line drive pass and it hurt like hell.
For what it’s worth the middle finger on my left hand is permanently jammed (to some degree) from poor catching technique when I was 6-7.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
alert Sanchez
calling for the play before the Bengals can challenge.
Shit, didn’t work.
But it’s a catch.
Marv Lewis has just lost his 2nd challenge in the 1st quarter.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
right... well Joe isn't being literal...
Sanchez stats suggest he’s at heart an unflappable veteran… or sompin like that
Edwards!!! But yeah that was a good pass by Sanchez.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
I'd be shocked if it wasn't Roy Williams.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
only 6 drops this year
in about 13 opportunities
I've watched them play maybe three times
and every single time he’s dropped a TD or a HUGE completion. Awful, absolutely awful. How did this guy make Derek Anderson look so good?
Leon Hall and Jonathan Joseph.
Two good corners and they’ve really helped the Bengals defense. Seeing them come on still gives me hope that Kelly Jennings could still be good.
I don't know if he'll ever develope good ball-skills, but could still be a decent cover corner.
He was good (or decent) in 2006, 2007 and I don’t even think he was that bad this season, hard to blame him for the front four not getting any pressure.
Can we please stop talking about how he hands the ball off
As long as the back gets the ball, I don’t care how he gets it
Wow, incredible play by the DE there.
Stopped the RB with one arm.
How much face time can Jay Feely get?
He really should thank the pansy punter for the exposure today
So I hopped over to SA to dumpster dive for a bit and I see that they're talking about the Frazier interview
Looks like it’s been going on for over 5 hours? That mean anything to anyone?
They want to make him feel like it's not a Rooney Rule interview?
They’re getting drunk at a bar?
It’s not actually still going on?
I hope it means something, could be they're just picking his brain a bit.
I hope it means something more than that.
When AT&T picked the face of their company
Did they envision him having a double chin and looking hung over?
by Big E-Z on Jan 9, 2010 2:33 PM PST via mobile reply actions
just have your receivers run deeper routes
no short outs… just deep outs
I had to work this morning, excited about playoff football,
and I race home to catch… Joe Theisman, Joe Gibbs and Tom Hammond?!?! NBC sucks balls. Fuck off.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
Joe.... lol
yes… it WAS A BACK SHOULDER THROW
Anyone else go to Qwest last week
And get that Apollo Ohno soul patch giveaway?
I think I just pooped your pants...
Great play call.
Though even I could see that coming. Bengals blow it.
Theismann heaping praise on Brad Smtih for that throw
Someone tell him to stop.
And another QB's career is beginning to wind down.
It’s only a matter of time before Palmer has a Hasselbeck-like decline.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
while we should be giving Sanchez some credit
his receivers have been WIDE open all day long
no
Mac has their own proprietary browser… Safari
You too huh?
Why’s that? I had to pick up the gf from the airport and then drive her to Newberg. Figured I might as well stay awake.
Notice them!?
I was reading in real time thinking “This is bad ass, I should stay awake all night more often!”
I'm curious
What will be Carroll’s role in the draft? any ideas?
we can only hope
but he can trade for troy polamalu if he wants to…
yah.
and I bet every mock from now up to the draft says something to that effect: “Pete Carroll will look to fill out his defense with a familiar face, just like when they drafted Tatupu in 2005”.
Griffen
I wonder if PC knows Mays is not good at coverage and that’s why he plays him so deep?
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Thanks.
I think Carroll knows that Mays is not very smart in coverage, but still fast as hell and able to about kill a man over the middle.
If only he took better angles
He was late on so many plays and his speed didn’t help him make up for his terrible pursuit skills.
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This game is close to being a blow out.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Based on the flow of play this could become 28-7 in the blink of an eye.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Trying to force Sanchez to throw isn't the best idea.
by Trojan Knight on Jan 9, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
The Jets are doing a good job of moving the pocket
the Bengels appear to have no answer for that
He has a nice deep ball, always has, and keying the run is getting them killed off play action.
Play the defense straight and see if he can do anything against real coverage.
doesn't that play into the Jets' great run game?
That’ll just tire the hell out of the Bengals’ defensive line.
I wonder if the Jets would like some sure-handed receivers.
That Revis kid looks okay.
I've had enough of Gibbs. This is one of the worst playoff announcing combos ever.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
How old is this photo?
He hasn’t looked that natural in years.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
I remember when he did our Redskins playoff game
And Hammond said “As the game began to start.”
Couldn’t stop laughing.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Hammond is the Notre Dame announcer
I don’t feel sorry for him.
And is the announcer in the last two Madden games.
And is awful in that too.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
Ummm....
Did anyone else here not know they have swimming in the winter olympics?
They freeze the water and give the swimmers these sticks to stand on
Its weird
I think I just pooped your pants...
That whole summer was great
Phelps’ finish in the fly, when he took that extra mini-stroke to win, drove me nuts
So...Packers vs. the Cardinals tomorrow.
Don’t know who I want to win in that one.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
I'll say this,
his wry smile would indicate he at least realizes how dumb it is.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
I mentioned this yesterday
Walter Jones schooled DeMarcus Ware.
Also, Russell Davis was a terrible DT.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Lowlight, you mean.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAH Romo you suck.
But I have to say, for the zillionth time, that I’m really annoyed that everyone assumes the Cowboys making that field goal means an automatic win. There was what, a minute and a half left? With Hass in full 2007 form?
Hasselbeck was having a poor game and making terrible decisions.
But the chance was still there.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Hell
I was worried even after the bobble that we wouldn’t get the 1st and Dallas would have another shot.
Then Plackemeier put in an absolutely terrible punt.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Really?
We only needed a field goal. Given the ball after a kickoff return, and a minute and twenty or so seconds, we only had a ten percent chance of going fifty or so yards and kicking a field goal? With four downs each time?
Seems like skewed numbers to me.
Again, Hasselbeck threw 2 INTs and was off for most of the day.
Pretty sure that accounts for something.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
I just want to say I hope the Jets sign Braylon Edwards to a long-term deal.
Crippling their franchise.
I find it hard to believe that Joe Gibbs wasn't successful in his latest go around.
The guy is senile. It’s amazing how NFL teams are run.
Hey John, did you ever think of creating a Twitter account for FG?
It could be useful.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
Really? I thought it was 9.
They’re lifesavers, they are.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
"It has been a little more nippy as the evening has gone on." - Theismann
I’m going to ambush the booth. Who is with me?
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Cincy should consider running a receiver screen.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
I'm beginning to think that Leavy performs some type of bizarro officiating
Where whenever a penalty takes place, he throws the flag and calls one on the other team.
This seems more like offensive interference.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
What the hell?
Where’s the pass interference? Did I miss something?
Penalties are the only thing keeping the Bengals in this game.
I bet a lot of teams will go after Mare.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
You just wait. He's gonna get a 6-year deal.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
I am actually going to add that zinger into my repertoire
I’ll cite you after the laughs if you’d like.
I contend that the Weasel was over riding Norm
but I love Norm a bit too much.
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You know when you're hanging out with your buddies
And you say “Dude, if I owned a franchise I would TOTALLY hire you!”? Carroll does.
by DJ C-Raig on Jan 9, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, maybe.
Can’t quite sort out that timeline in my head.
Eh?
Why no Bates?
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
Lisa going after McCoy's marbles
still pisses me off. To his face and everything. What’s a female cur? A bitch I guess.
beautiful throw and catch.
Sanchez looking decent, uh oh.
Sure has the hot girlfriend.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
Mostly the really rich, good looking ones.
It’s a stereotype that I’ve found to be false quite a bit more often than one would be led to believe.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
There are a lot of attractive women in the world (more than athletes)
And chicks love football players. Gladiators are almost chocolate in their innate aphrodisiac.
by DJ C-Raig on Jan 9, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
"Gladiators are almost chocolate in their innate aphrodisiac."
That was poetry.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
I bet he worked his ass off.
That’s why I feel bad for him. Yeah, he’s still getting $12 million for the next 3 years, but it doesn’t exclude him from pity.
I have to agree: His firing had its merits.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not sure Marv Lewis is going to get many more chances with the Bengals.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
He hasn't been playing good today.
earlier I saw him whiff on a block that would have got his RB the first down.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
I keep wanting to pull or the Bengals
But they seem to play the most unwatchable football in the league.
I'm kinda hoping the Bengals pick up Knapp looking at this running game.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
"Feely, excuse me Cotchery will receive the Huber punt." - Hammond
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
That would be a lot of paint.
And a lot of purple and black, for the bruises.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
Well look at that
Quick score, Cincinnati rejoins the game.
It's a game again!
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
Even Shaun Alexander had a few of those in his last two seasons as a Seahawks running back.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
Hmm, I love that Caldwell block
Nothing fancy, just held him off long enough for Benson to get by
Mercifully the commercials come before Gibbs can finish his thought.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
These Cardiac Cats
Are killing me. Please please please repeat your previous nail biting performances Bengals, I want you to go all the way.
Commercials are where I let my attention wander freely.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
Hello playaction rollout to tight end again
Can’t blame Cincinnati, this is only the third or fourth time they’ve run this exact play
So I wonder, assuming that they hire Ross or Schneider, if Kirwan
killed the chance of being hired as the Seahawks’ GM by announcing that he was going to be hired as so?
A Mariners fan in Seattle
I hope so.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
Lewis needs to go
Feel bad for Bengals fans that a chance playoff appearance might earn him another shot.
Well..
Before him.. what did they have?
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
A shitty football team, if I may say so.
If they let him go… not many candidates out there, it seems like.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
They missed the playoffs 3 straight years after their last appearance
Straddled around mediocrity before falling off a cliff last year losing Palmer.
This year they’ve been good but not great and do not have a great offense.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
In other words, you are advocating Lewis not being fired because the team has historically been bad and you're not aware of anyone else that could do the job.
Never said he shouldn't be fired.
I’m saying, he is credited for the Bengals being mediocre to playoff-caliber as opposed to just plain awful.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
This is one of those times where making the playoffs has its downside
It gives coaches reprieves they might not deserve.
He's had too many chances
Yet they fall flat on their faces in two ways:
1.) Losing a crucial playoff game (or game with playoff implications).
2.) Being embarrassing.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Well he was picked in the third round,
and we traded our third round pick to draft Carlson.
So do we have Carlson in your fantasy world? ;)
A Mariners fan in Seattle
"Coach is this four down territory?" - Theismann
Time to put on my action jeans.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
He's got that one written down on a set of handy note cards
It’s between the one with his home address and the one with useful bus routes.
Make it an exciting, close game, dammit!
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
With a side of tender ribs.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
Eric Stangel can sometimes be humorous
Other times his attempt at “snarkiness” make me want to shank with with a sharp toothbrush. This one made me chuckle.
Seahawks have made attempt to comply w/ Rooney Rule. Today team officials watched Tyler Perry’s ‘Madea Goes To Jail’
-via Twitter
Then Pat Kirwan just showed up like he "randomly" found them.
“Oh, hey guys! I didn’t think you’d be here…at your house…”
Terrific pass
The zone was the reason that ball was 4 feet above his head
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
Whoaaaaaa
Close one.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
One has to wonder why they didn't run with Benson on either of these last two plays.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
I've seen a lot of high passes.
Where’s the Carson Palmer that I used to remember?
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
6 points left off of the board.
Graham’s house is getting tee-pee’d tonight.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
Palmer could have a collapse worse than Hasselbeck watching this
To the point where he becomes the NFL’s Steve Blass.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Sanchise has only thrown 15 passes tonight?
Damn.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
yup...
and he’s hit 12 of 15 WIDE open receivers
So his finding the open receiver makes him bad?
by Trojan Knight on Jan 9, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
no... but I'd have to say that on balance his performance is...
more of a reflection of a poor defensive performance by Cincy
A playoff call out? He wouldn't be able to get the words out.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
I'm behind this.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
did Gibbs just say something?
I couldn’t here him
Good pass.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
Hehehe.
From Graham’s Wikipedia page, where it lists his position, “Placekicker (soon to be fired”.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
Better than that.
Michael Shayne Graham (born December 9, 1977 in Radford, Virginia) is a terrible American football placekicker for the Cincinnati Bengals of the National Football League. He was originally signed by the Buffalo Bills as an undrafted free agent in 2001. He played college football at Virginia Tech.
Oh wow.
On January 9, 2010, he missed two field goals in a play off game against the New York Jets, which propelled the Jets to the divisional round against the San Diego Chargers.Sucks Royal Dick in the playoffs
And
He will soon go crazy, have a sex change, and then become a police officer bent on revenge against Carson Palmer.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
Well, he does have this going for him
Graham is known for his ability to eat massive quantities of food and is currently considered to be the undisputed eating champion of the Cincinnati Bengals.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
The hits keep on coming
Many people say if you listen closely during a dark winters eve, you can hear the sound of two consecutive playoff field goal misses.
Weee!
Graham helped give away a 2009 playoff game to the New York Jets in one of the greatest works of charity in NFL history.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
And the best!
He is also a ginger which explains why he sucks at life and has no soul.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
Hahaha... Somebody remind Brock on Monday..
by Trojan Knight on Jan 9, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
Ahahaha.
and is currently considered to be the undisputed field goal misser of the Cincinnati Bengals
A Mariners fan in Seattle
The Bengals do not deserve to come back in this game.
Not to say I’m rooting against them, but I won’t be terribly happy if they win.
Caldwell is faster than he looks.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
He's been a favorite of mine...I've been waiting on him to unseat Coles...
I thought he would be Cincy’s WR2 this year, but Coles has somehow hung around.
Think it was DeSean Jackson, Caldwell, Doucet
Let’s see:
To my eyes, Caldwell is the second best wide receiver prospect in the draft. He’s agile, fast, tough, a crisp route runner and polished. Caldwell’s been banged up a bit, but don’t read too much into his broken leg, a freak injury with no chance of reoccurrence. In my dream draft Caldwell would be Seattle’s second round pick.
That's a nice but.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions
He was the one draft prospect that I wanted the most that year.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
See, his speed is very deceptive.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
#74 sucks.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
Ok.. that one was Carson's fault.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
If Lewis does get fired.
I bet his #74 is one of the first to go.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
Alright...
who’s ready for Dallas/Philly? We getting a new thread for that one?
Who's going to blow that game and have insults constantly added to their Wikipedia page?
A Mariners fan in Seattle
besides Wade Phillips?
hopefully Tony Romo
Chad wanted this one.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
Interesting that the Jets could not stop the run.
They DID stop the pass. Validates that the NFL has become a passing league. Also reminds me that we need to fix our secondary. It’s kind of important.
And the pass rush.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
And the Bengals' playoff hopes go the way of Chris Henry.
I should feel a lot more horrible making this comment.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
In a Bengals forum, you might get shot.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
In that case, you might only get stabbed.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
if you ever want a laugh...
search “Barkley hitting golf ball” on youtube
More gold!
On January 10, 2010, Graham was cut after missing two short field goals in a home playoff loss against the New York Jets.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Proof positive that NOBODY
should ever reference Wikipedia again as a source. Ever.
Bring Your Game, Leave Your Name.
But not before Chad grinds it into scrap metal with his semi.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
Shaq had a truck like that first.
But it is pretty cool. I’m not a big diesel fan (the engine). though.
Good
Romofingers part deux.
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
I will watch this game...
for that possibility alone
And the current leader
Graham is known for his ability to eat massive quantities of shit and is currently considered to be the undisputed field goal misser of the Cincinnati Bengals.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
And more updates
On January 9, 2010, Graham missed two field goals in the AFC Wild Card playoff game against the New York Jets, the shortest of which was only 24 yards away. That fucking dolt. He is a ginger without a soul.
I like this one, too
Graham has also played for the Carolina Panthers, as well as the New York Jest for one game in the opening round of the 2009-2010 season playoffs.
LMAO
Winner
Talents that I covet:
Ndamukong Suh, Gerald McCoy, Sam Bradford, Mike Iupati, Golden Tate, Earl Thomas, and Freddie Barnes
by Carl Shinyama on Jan 9, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
And, under Shayne's accomplishments:
^^^Who cares?? He blew the game for Cincinnati.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
They finally locked the page.
I guess they gave the Bengals fans time to vent.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
NBC is just a mishmash of cross promotion.
It’s like every show on their network is just a commercial for every other show on the network.
I would much rather NBC have the NFL than CBS.
At least there aren’t eleventy-billion in-game ads for TV shows on NBC like there is on CBS. That drives me crazy.
yes
their commercial promoting the winter olympics with highlights from the summer olympics is a personal favorite
Bengals fans on Cincy Jungle admitting they miss Housh
I feel really sorry for Bengals fans.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.
Al Michaels... Chris Collinsworth
breath of fresh air
Cincy's schedule next year
Division opponents, NFC South, AFC East, Colts, Chargers.
They better do something drastic in the offseason. Firing Marv is one of them.
Matt Hasselbeck's satellite TV signals would get intercepted.

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