HEY ARIZONA CARDINALS! CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? COOL. FUCK YOU!

FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER I HAVE HATED THE CARDINALS.

I HATED THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO BEAT THE COWFUCKS IN THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS BACK IN 98 WHEN THE SEAHAWKS WERE STILL A JOKE.

I HATED THE LOVE FOR JAKE THE SNAKE.

I HATED THAT HE WAS SO TERRIBLE THAT THE CARDS SENT HIM TO DENVER ONLY TO HAVE HIM JOKE IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME AND FORCED US TO FACE THE STEALERS.

I HATED HOW THE CARDS KNOCKED THE VIKINGS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS IN 03 WITH THE HAIL MARY BECAUSE IT TOOK THE MEDIAS ATTENTION OFF THE SEAHAWKS CLINCHING A BERTH.

I HATED HOW EVERY FUCKING YEAR EVERY FUCKING ONE TALKED ABOUT HOW THEY THE NEXT GREAT THING IN THE WEST

I FUCKING HATE THE REMOVABLE ASSTRAY THAT THEY CALL HOMEFIELD.

I HATE JOHHNY DO GOOD KURT WARNER.

I HATE DOCKETT FOR BEING A CHEAP LITTLE BITCH WHO GETS AWAY WITH ELBOWING SOMEBODY THAT IS THREE TIMES THE MAN THAT HE EVER WILL BE, IN THE THROAT

I HATE MAX HALL'S UNDRAFTED TERRIBLE ASS THAT THINKS HE CAN GOD DAMN PRANCE LIKE A FUCKING  FAIRY FROM THE MOUNTIAN WEST TO THE NFL.

I HATE FRITZGERLADS FUCKING TAUNTING DREADLOCKS.

I HATE WISENHUNT FOR CALLING THE FUCKING END AROUND IN XL.

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING ARIZONA CARDINALS.

BUT WHAT I HATE MOST IS HOW AFTER 2 YEARS OF BEING MILDLY  RELEVANT THEY THINK THEY OWN THIS FUCKING DIVISON.

THEY THINK THAT THEY CAN WALK INTO THE LOUDEST STADIUM IN PROFESSIONAL SPORTS AND CAN WIN WITH EASE.

IT ENDS TODAY.

LETS SEE HOW AMERICAS DARLINGS LOOK WHEN THEY HAVE A BOOT FULL OF CANCER SHOVED UP THEIR GLORIFIED ASSHOLES.

SEA!