Seahawks at Cardinals Game Thread 2
by John Morgan on Oct 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT
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PrintI would probably complain about how this is an ugly, piece of crap game, but the Seahawks are winning.
So, whatever.
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Why is our team trying to injure our future LT?
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Hass: 3.5 yards per attempt.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Right now I
dont care how the Hawks win. Just just want wins.
Style points later.
by ChucklehutCynic on Oct 24, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
Denver muffed a punt. Oakland recovers
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
This might be the worst 1st half performance in modern NFL history.
Worse than 45-0 Pats over Titans.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Mile High Report is clamoring for Tebow.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
You naive fools
KNOW YE NOT WHAT YE CHANT FOR?!
by Thomas Beekers on Oct 24, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
"Looks like they're gonna win a 4th ballgame"
Thanks alot for that, Jimmy.
He's either going to be a Yankee or a Ranger for the next few years
Best to get accustomed to hating him now
Fuck the Rangers.
I’d much rather Cliff be a Yankee.
I don't loathe the Yankees nearly as much as I used to.
Fuck Boston. They’re rich and smart.
I heard the Marlins are going to make a push for him
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 24, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Strasburgh close to Pittsburgh?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 24, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet, that with Cliffy, the Cubs win the World Series
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 24, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Be interesting to see a 1 man team... literally
No way FLA pays for any other players.
Even then, he’d probably still win more games than the M’s did this year.
by Indigo_Satellite on Oct 24, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahh, logic. Finally.
That makes perfect sense.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Oct 24, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don't make me look at Locklear
Watching Locklear struggle today makes me throw up in my mouth.
So far, Okung’s wheels are an eerie echo of Tubbs. Nooooooooooo!
Dear Coach Bates:
Please feed BeastForce in the 2nd half. BeastForce hungry.
(and the passing offense has been the usual bag of doorknobs)
BeastForce has 15 carries
Versus 16 passes (20 dropbacks). Could maybe tweak a little bit but that’s not a horrible balance.
by Thomas Beekers on Oct 24, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
...and I wince everytime Matt drops back
A combination of his recent performance over the past few years and the stellar play we have been getting from both offensive tackles. (and I mean offensive in both senses of the word)
BeastForce
is on pace for 30 combined rushes, 3 more then in the Bears game
channelsurfing.net
Works for we
Confuscius say- "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
by Outside Contain on Oct 24, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Seahawks with a healthy Okung and Seahawks without a healthy Okung
are two very different teams
Get well Greg! Rip City is still behind you!
How exactly did Okung get hurt?
Anyone see?
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
Bastard
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
by Wayward Llama on Oct 24, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh.
If it was Hamilton again, I’ll beat his ass myself.
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
by Wayward Llama on Oct 24, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It's pretty refreshing to have special teams worth a damn this year.
This is the.. 3rd game? They’ve made us competitive in without much assistance from the offense.
I expect the run defense
to be much better this half.
Eternal Seahawk Optimist since 1976
by TrueHawkForLife on Oct 24, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
Overrated
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
by Wayward Llama on Oct 24, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Seeing the Niners and Rams lose late...
Always makes me so damn happy.
Eternal Seahawk Optimist since 1976
by TrueHawkForLife on Oct 24, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
WHOOOOOO!!!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
WOOOOOO
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
FUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEE
by SeahawksFanInNY on Oct 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
Wooooo!
Boom! 91 !!
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
Clemons was so fast off that snap!
Timed it perfectly.
We're on to their punk ass silent count
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
Myers just ignored the fact we got the ball
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Lynch's yards after first hit
must be ridiculous
If only we could open a hole for Lynch
instead of making him fight from behind the line
Would you please throw the ball Matt?
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
Another Hasslefreeze
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
FUCK
Throw the FUCKING BALL
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
Kick it now
I don’t want Matt throwing inside the 20 anymore.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
The feed that I am watching is way ahead of you guys...
But it’s ahead of the audio too… so the crowd cheered like 15 seconds after the sack… sucks kinda
how do you like the
foreign language advertisements? I haven’t even tried to figure out what language it is yet…
it's Swedish
And the commercials are incredibly entertaining.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Thats right, boo that motherfucker.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
Do we understand what the difference between 1st and 3rd down is?????
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
No
You don’t throw on 3rd and quite long with Hasselbeck.
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
They're booing the run call
Which is stupid
by Thomas Beekers on Oct 24, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Mah-Ray!!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Matt is terrified to throw an INT.
Looks like shit. Painfully aware of his limited arm strength.
Bates isn't calling the greatest game ever but Matt isn't doing shit to help.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
And to think I almost created a riot at the mere hint of benching him!
Get well Greg! Rip City is still behind you!
Ok
Im offically OVER Matt.
I might be the last but this performance has convinced me.
Clipboard time for him
by ChucklehutCynic on Oct 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
OH MY GOD!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
SPECIAL TEAMS
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
who needs an offense when we have our special teams?
just kidding, I still would like to see some offense but its nice to see good special teams on the seahawks for once
Holy fucking jesus...
this is amazing!!!
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
This season would be lost without them
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Total yards for each team so far
101 to 101
Eternal Seahawk Optimist since 1976
by TrueHawkForLife on Oct 24, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
Arizona Cardinals = Professional football team
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
BALL WET ME NOT KNOW WHAT DO!!!!
Insanity.
This special teams performance is fucking insanity. The Cardinals should all be cut.
That is the right way to recover a fumble.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
Things I am learning
Yes the Seahawks have a very real chance of making the playoffs. Yes, it’s largely because the NFC West is that bad.
This offense is terrible and has been terrible all year.
Thankfully the special teams , defense, and opposing teams have done the job.
Give it to beastmode
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I am oddly happy that is only an incomplete.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
by wadswerth on Oct 24, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Make it 3 times...
I won’t post this one three times
Thrice!!!!!
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit the cards might put in a real QB
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
It was like the ball was running away from the Cardinals player
Covets: Mark Ingram, Marcell Dareus, Prince Amukamara, Rodney Hudson, and Owen Marecic.
We would be in trouble if they weren't fucking shit up so bad.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He threw it away successfully!
Hasselbeck for pro bowl
by SeahawksFanInNY on Oct 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
sheesh...
How hurt is Okung? I missed that portion of the game.
Ankle again.
Got rolled on by his guy.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That play just about gave me a heart attack
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
WE HAVE FINISHED WITH MAX HALL AND CRAVE MORE
BRING FORTH DEREK ANDERSON
Wooooo!
by Anticitizen_One on Oct 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
THROW IT HIGH AND OUT OF BOUNDS
STOP THROWING IT ON THE GROUND NEAR DEFENDERS!!!!! STOP IT MATT STOP ITT!!!!
There, I feel better now.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
He almost took another sack
AZ is warming up Anderson, can we warm up Whitehurst just for the hell of it?
Whitehurst...???
Eternal Seahawk Optimist since 1976
by TrueHawkForLife on Oct 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
Mah-Ray!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Cameron Morrah dammit.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Derek Anderson is warming up.
why isn’t Charlie Whitehurst?
Get well Greg! Rip City is still behind you!
Pete, this is getting insane.
You have a reasonably safe lead and an offense incapable of moving the ball. Whitehurst.
Oh my god.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Mare is soooo money.
Eternal Seahawk Optimist since 1976
by TrueHawkForLife on Oct 24, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
Olindo cares not where you put the ball.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
CUT CAMERON MORRAH NOW!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Take him out of the game.
Damnit
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I'm starting a " Put in Charlie petition"
If you would like to sign please reply to this post
Derek Anderson is warming up
I’m so jealous. Why can’t our backup QB be warming up right now? How much worse does Matt have to get?
CUT MORRAH!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
hahaha
Take that AZ
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
MAH RAY FOR MVP!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Cameron Morrah trying to increase the Mare Kick total!
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
This game is horrible to watch
Damn. It sucks that Okung is out.
Mare is saying
This is just like practice. So does Mare get credit for 3 more in a row? hahaha
The slightly better version of Max Hall is in the game.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
They actually don't have a whole lot in common
Derek Anderson is an impressive athletic specimen who goes through bouts of wild inaccuracy
Max Hall is as Abender aptly put it, Rubish
Stats are not a euphemism for tits
But with a lot of good old Christian Charm!
by Thomas Beekers on Oct 24, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit Denver scored a TD
38-7
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
JESUS CHRIST I HATE THE CARDINALS
I HATE THESE FUCKING REFS AND I HATE MATT HASSELBECK FUCKING SHIT COCK AND ASS!!!
But how do you really feel?
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
A little.
Couldn’t really be worse.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He did beat us, in 2007, when we were good, with the Browns.
Just saying.
Wooooo!
by Anticitizen_One on Oct 24, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Would I be crazy to say the two best players on this team are rookies? (Okung and ET)
or at least t2 of the top 5?
Get well Greg! Rip City is still behind you!
Don't forget Thurmond
He’s lookin pretty good
4 FUCKING FOULS
on consecutive plays?
That’s gotta be a record
I think you misspelled "a bunch of suck"
You’re welcome
Confuscius say- "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
by Outside Contain on Oct 24, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
much obliged
I hate to make such obvious errors!!
I don't have proof of the stat.
But that might of been the first 50+ yarder to the open end of Qwest Field.
Mare still managing to kick it inside the 10
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
The blow caused a complete lack of talent
The hit occurred when he was 12 years old or so
Stats are not a euphemism for tits
by Trenchtown on Oct 24, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want to see what Max Hall thought about playing at Qwest.
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi
At this moment?
Probably ‘Hurrrrr Burrrr Bibble….’
by Mickapeckalin on Oct 24, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he can remember what a douche bag he was for
saying I think it will be fun
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi
Just due to turnovers and field position
we should be up by 30.
Special teams
Kickoff 15 yards back and they only get out to the 30 – nice job again
Cardinals done handicapping the game
Now ready to actually play.
This is the worst 16-0 lead over a team with a winning record
in NFL history.
Get well Greg! Rip City is still behind you!
Curry jumped
but he was HELD
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Curry just a little offsides
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Oh nice... Offsetting
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Um, how can you have both?
If Curry is watching the WR…
A false start could precede (cause) or follow (be caused by) offsides,
But neither motion nor offsides is a penalty until the moment of the snap, ergo they are simultaneous.
"Those penalties offset which by rule means Pittsburgh is credited with a touchdown to start next weeks game."
by TheBishop on Oct 24, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Wait, they don't always get 7 to start?
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Arizona took the better QB.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Because Anderson is way better then hall
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
because Max is about 1/3 of Derek.
And Matt is about equal to that.
Because we don't have the power to win this...
…only the defense to not loose it. I hope it shows up.
Confuscius say- "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
by Outside Contain on Oct 24, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
This game has an ominous feeling to it.
Punishment for an incapable offense.
Zone defense returns!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
A team just put in a replacement level QB
and it’s the best QB play we’ve seen all game.
Hey Pete, can we try the changing QB thing?
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
Might be time to hope for Hasselbeck to get sacked again and maybe get a bit "shaken up"
by tootthekazoo on Oct 24, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Or trip on a side line cable
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Anderson is better
So can we blitz them again?
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Mebane really means a lot to this team.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Bane
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Where the hell is our run defense?
Only three plays of this drive were passes…
Russell Okung does not have a high ankle sprain.
Lower ankle, does not appear serious says Mike Salk.
That's silly
Pete will realize the strength of this offense is NOT Matt and start running it.
John Hancock
by mrcoffee1969 on Oct 24, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Would you mind going ahead and predicting next week's score?
I suggest you try “21-19 Oakland wins.”
You know what would of been great?
Getting 1 fucking TD on the 2 turnovers this half.
by MFAN on Oct 24, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Lucky we have the Vet Hasselbeck to rely on....
talk about a sure thing…
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi
If we lose this game
Hasselbeck should be pulled for his own good because he will sack himself to a season-ending injury.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Yeah I now hate logistics and feel an urge to never use UPS again.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
You clearly don't have Time Warner Cable anywhere near you.
The one where the band videoconferences just to play four notes over and over again is like rubbing a cheese grater against your brain.
FG's second favorite football-illiterate semi-troll.
is there any water there?
maybe if the ball were wet?
I forgot what our return game looks like
It’s been that long.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Well atleast he picked up his own fumble
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I am looking forward to seing more of the special teams
Who would have thunk it a year ago
Confuscius say- "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
by Outside Contain on Oct 24, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
We are screwed when we don't start in field goal range.
by hazbro24 on Oct 24, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
We always start in field goal range
We just don’t get TDs.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
A three-and-out here
would be devastating to my attitude
More high passes to BMW please.
He is quite tall and perhaps could successfully make a “catch”.
So anyway not to interrupt the gnashing of teeth that's going on for some reason, but
On another topic
Jason La Canfora
Russell Okung has a low ankle sprain. Does not appear severe. X-rays were negative. Good news for Seattle
by Thomas Beekers on Oct 24, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow.
That was a FLOATER. As always. Dude CANNOT THROW.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
OH FUCKING NO
Now we have to listen to Strahan ramble.
No zip what so ever
Stop throwing floaters or just fucking die.
BUTLER!!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Woooohoooo
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Love Deon Butler
Having a quietly lovely game.
I could really go for some Beastmode
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
We'd better score
We at least want the ball.
by SeahawksFanInNY on Oct 24, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay we've reverted to the Holmgren days of having a timeout shortage late in the game.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
I love using all our time outs in the 3rd quarter.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
Strahan believes momentum can be changed with a timeout.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
FUCK YOU HASSELBECK CUT CUT CUT
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
And yes, EVERYTHING is Matt's fault.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you Morrah
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Nice job overthrowing a freaking TE who is wide open...
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
Where is that weed smoker we drafted
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Myers fooled several FGers into thinking Baker was Morrah
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
So did Morrah slow down and change directions or something?
by tootthekazoo on Oct 24, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, just realized that
But my point still stands
by tootthekazoo on Oct 24, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It was Baker actually.
Looked like he pulled up on his route to me.
And then he overthrows a wide open receiver
He has no ability to throw with the proper amount of touch. Underthrows deep balls, overthrows on others
Wooo Force
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hahahahaha
No
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously Matt gives us plenty of real stuff to bitch about.
No need to make drops his fault.
Bates!
What happened on those first two passes (I think): Bates realized that AZ was cheating coverage to the middle, because Matt lacks zip. So he forced one deep and to the outside (a one-receiver read, to avoid self-sacking), then called a comeback on the side to take advantage of that coverage.
Looking better now. Bates!
I love a good stiff arm
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Holding
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Fuck Flag
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
He has expert inside knowledge... see, cause Locklear held him too!
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
For who?
Polumbus would move in but y’know…
by Thomas Beekers on Oct 24, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really
Lock was behind him and got his arms
That is sort of a week holding call.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hass trying to kill Carlson
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Fuckin shit
Should have had a damn TD on this drive.
I know that was carlson but i still feel like screaming about morrah
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Would like for Carlson to catch that
but that’s a good defensive play.
by John Morgan on Oct 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
OFFSIDES!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Mare is now 6/3 on field goals today
by tootthekazoo on Oct 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WOW.
At a certain point, you’d think you play it safe and not jump offsides there.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
Second year player "too veteran" to be caught offsides!
Wooooo!
by Anticitizen_One on Oct 24, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Ohhh almost BMW
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I cant stand to watch another floater by Matt
I seriously wanna vomit
You know Matt's gonna float one to BMW
when he pump fakes..
BMW!!!!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
WAIT. WHAT?!?!?
“He’s just got his hands on there, he’s just playing, they don’t want to call that there.”
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
BMW
This guy is great. And what has gotten into Hass?
Someone broke
BeastForces’ legs
John Hancock
by mrcoffee1969 on Oct 24, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
RUN THE BALL!!!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
I prefer him to Bellick
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
He is brutal.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Now time for 4 straight holding calls
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Why does Williams...
… always look like he is out of breath? His mouth is always hanging wide open after each play. Anyone else think that is weird?
I have wondered this too
Big mouth guard maybe?
It might not have anything to do with breathing
You know how ladies open their mouths when applying mascara, right? Maybe it’s a side effect of concentration and keeping his eyes alert.
I can't believe how bad Hasselbeck is.
I really like the guy as an interviewee, and I appreciate what he’s done for the team, but JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE FUCKING DONE!!!!!!!!
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
"Matt Hasselbeck looks like the best quarterback in the division."
How can you say that?!?!
How gawd awful are the QB’s in our division…. jesus.
No. The best quarterback in our division is sitting on the Seattle bench holding a clipboard.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Then they don't
I’m not hoping for injuries on any player, let alone ours
by Thomas Beekers on Oct 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not going to happen until we start to lose continually.
This team is probably going to be 4-2 after today. Pretty hard to take out a QB who’s winning that many games.
Game Ball: Olindo Mare
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
WHY WOULD I GIVE A SHIT WHAT MICHAEL STRAHAN THINKS ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO THROW YOUR BODY ONTO BRETT FAVRE?!
This is pathetic.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Shit.. Now special teams is failing us
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Well played
Confuscius say- "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
by Outside Contain on Oct 24, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
CMon' D
A pick, can you feel it!?
Confuscius say- "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
by Outside Contain on Oct 24, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
We are getting no pressure at all
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Maybe CBJ could do better.
Wish we could find out.
TATS!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
we need a pick
but they’ll probably run it each time
Because the inevitable rushing score here will make it 19-14.
And a lot of momentum to Arizona
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
by Wayward Llama on Oct 24, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
glad to be wrong!
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
by Wayward Llama on Oct 24, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a bad game
But it still feels alright to me. Winning is winning
by Thomas Beekers on Oct 24, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me a lot of last year's Bears game
Where an incompetent starting QB failed to make this game a blowout when given the opportunity and the defense broke.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
WOW!
Singletary still thinks the 9ers are gonna make the playoffs
Hah!
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
we still think we are going to win this game, so…
He's gonna yell at the NFL...
…until they let them in.
Confuscius say- "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
by Outside Contain on Oct 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He's privy to secret discussion among the owners to adopt an NHL-style playoff
… not that that would necessarily get them a spot.
52-14 Oakland
5:28 left in the 3rd.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
If Thomas caught that I think he'd be in the Pro Bowl now
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Don't sweat it ET
You fuckin freak of talent, you.
Wooooo!
by Anticitizen_One on Oct 24, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
Subject line.
Or else someone will post that stupid picture.
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
by Wayward Llama on Oct 24, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
One-possession game now.
Gotta do something on offense.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
The dreaded 9 point touchdown?
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Steeler play
It’s a mad scramble/molesting run by the QB…
Confuscius say- "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
by Outside Contain on Oct 24, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow,
pray tell how you score 9 in one possession.
You go for 3
It’s like going for two, but you have to make it from the 10-yard line and you only get seven players.
Preach on, Brother Billick
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
by Wayward Llama on Oct 24, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
And yeah, somehow the Cards will score 9 points on one possession
That is just our luck.
(Or maybe my horrible math. Either way…)
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
actually
the fact that they didn’t onside really means they don’t respect our offense
by jubelthebear on Oct 24, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LEON!!!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Wooohoo finally some beastmode
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
When did ET have an interception?
Totally missed it.
Peeps
who either benched him, played him, or are playing against him.
by jubelthebear on Oct 24, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Closest he'll be to the field today
Saw Whitehurst on the lower edge of the screen when Washington ran out. That beard is unmistakeable.
Grind! Grind! Grind!
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
BMW!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Nice. Balanced drive.
Keep this up.
Wooooo!
by Anticitizen_One on Oct 24, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
Tired of seeing Cardinals warping into the backfield
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
Romulans, you faux Trek geek
The Klingons don’t give away technology. The Romulans are the manipulative ones.
BMW!!!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
BMW!!!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Terrified whenever he drops back.
Then BMW comes through like a fucking champ
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
Damn Lynch just runs hard
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Grind that motherfucker
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
by Wayward Llama on Oct 24, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I will dropkick a toddler if we throw on 3rd and 1.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Toddler shall be kicked but in joy.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Every time I see lynch go into a pile
I expect 3 seconds later to see him magically pop out and keep running
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
BMW!!!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE THIS GUY
17!!!!!
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
Jesus Christ
BMW can catch anything so long as he’s contorted in an inhuman fashion.
Oh me of little faith
Started Lance Moore over BMW in fantasy
by SeahawksFanInNY on Oct 24, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
Williams!
You magnificent bastard, if you had a book, I’d read it!
by Clendy on Oct 24, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I like it
BMW and Beast Mode… do we need more?
What a fucking catch
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
YOU can't stop him
you can’t even contain him! Now eat it AZ! Now you know how it feels to play against Fitzgerald!
Fail Matt
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
We don't like the red zone
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Last week I was wanting to pull my hair out because of him
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hasselbeck should've been picked off at least 3 times today
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
We HAVE to have a TD here.
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
Go for it?
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Get lynch in
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Damn
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I miss our disciplined play under Holmgren
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
O_o
Well now its defo a kick it
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I agree with the FG call.
Take the guaranteed points.
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
I realize the middle of a win is the wrong time for this sentiment, but I lose a little faith in Carroll each week.
Hasselbeck is brutal and neutering the Bates offense.
Really?
That terrific performance in all facets last week did nothing for you?
Yes I loved it but let's face it that's an outlier and not the norm.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
He had a really good quarter consisting of a few nice throws followed by 3 quarters of absolute stagnant offense.
I’m not of the opinion that a handful of nice plays acquits a large body of very poor play.
I don't know if there's a head coach in the league that would have benched Hass yet.
Even if he does deserve it overall. I wouldn’t judge Carroll by it either way.
I lose faith in Hasselbeck, but not Carroll
I think it’s a fair guess that Carroll has a much better idea than we do of what Whitehurst is likely to give them. And that’s his only non-Hassel choice.
MARE!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Meh.
Takes an extra second of the clock for no real loss.
Alright
Let’s go defense — we have a cushion now lets keep it
no
lets’ let them fuck our run D stats! That sounds like so much a better idea
by jubelthebear on Oct 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That drive ate up 7 minutes.
Nice job, Hawks.
by Brandon8 on Oct 24, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Love it
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
by Wayward Llama on Oct 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Billick
Blatantly rooting for the Cards.
by Dirty Sanchize on Oct 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Not surprising.
He was blatantly rooting for the Bears last week.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF AUTHORITY
UNHEARD OF!
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
He needs 4 more to break a record
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
Hasselbeck... king of the useless 3rd and goal check down.
If only he had a dominant 6’5’’ receiver for just that situation….
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi
by chris79 on Oct 24, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't think any risk was called for on 3rd & 11
Another game, another down and distance, yeah… the check down is bad. But it has a decent chance here, without the risk.
I'm so happy the "Best shape of his life"
Wasn’t a fluff story in this case.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 24, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
BMW was considered to have the best talent ever for a wide receiver coming out of college.
The talent is there.
Not true.
Otherwise he would have been first overall pick.
I thought Megatron was that guy. (Calvin Johnson).
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Megatron was 1.2 of the 2007 draft.
I’m talking about where they were picked in the first round, not the year they were drafted in!
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
BWM was 1.10 in the 2005 draft.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
BMW also sat out a year to be drafted.
Nobody would draft someone #1 overall after they had sat out a year. Plus, he could be considered the best receiver to ever come out of college and still not be drafted #1 overall because teams will draft based on needs and there could be other equally talented players at other positions.
BMW has some of the best WR talent in the NFL. He wouldn’t be playing today if he didn’t.
If he was the "best talent ever for a wide receiver coming out of college"
then teams would have taken a chance a little sooner. Just sayin’.
He’s a hell of a talent, mind you, but saying he was the “best talent ever” is a bit of hyperbole.
Look at their measureables in the pre-draft dog-and-pony shows. He wasn’t considered as great as Megatron. In addition, people were a little afraid of his weight ever then. I remember hearing some people say even before he was ever drafted that he might be a better TE prospect than WR.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Heads up Qwest
rain headed your way.
Love,
Kitsap County
I HATE THIS.
FUCKING BK.
ADVERT
ITS REALLY ANNOYING
That flute solo is the most painful thing I've heard in ages.
Almost as bad as Katy Perry’s new album.
ET!!!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
BLITZ!!!
Bradley blitzing knowing Arizona has no reason to run.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
C'mon... no soft zone here
At least not without pressure
YES
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Clemons just absolutely blew by his man
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
WTF is that flag
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Excellent. BRING THE PRESSURE
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
by Wayward Llama on Oct 24, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Did anyone see Brock just now?
doing his best Vlade Divac impression
Get well Greg! Rip City is still behind you!
Oh my god Brock
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Fuck
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Jesus Brock
There are no penalty kicks in gridiron football.
We're really being penalty whores this season
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
That penalty was complete crap
This isn’t the freaking church flag football league. Let the men play, for chrissake!
you have got to be shitting me.
What – are we the Cowgirls now?
ET NEARLY!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Awwwwwwwww
that’s another “shoulda-pick” for Bad Bones
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
We've had lots of near INTs today
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
So many almost picks
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I noticed it too
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Oct 24, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa we stopped a screen
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
How can you possibly have 8 DBs in
When Terrill, Hawthorne, Clemons, and two others were in?
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
"I don't know that this isn't the right call"
Wooooo!
by Anticitizen_One on Oct 24, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
Billick thinks that the Cardinals should go for the dreaded 9 point touchdown
Stats are not a euphemism for tits
YES
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Time to use Lynch to run out the clock.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Now time for some quality beastmoding
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
FUCK YEAH
Stupid fucking penalty on that series though
Billick confirmed they will do Bucs/Cards
Meaning we’re done with them for a long time.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Brock was just rying to break the Tards spirit
by wasting time off the clock
Game balls shouldn't be too difficult this week
Mare and BMW, right?
Looks like we might just escape!
And hopefully get Okung back next week.
Get well Greg! Rip City is still behind you!
Is there something about how Okung plays
that leaves him at risk for ankle injuries?
BEAST MODE
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Oct 24, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
I couldn’t find a better gif
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Oct 24, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
"Inside your 4 minute mentality"
“I mean, we’ve got 5:29 to go…”
Bates is insane.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
FACEMASK
Game over.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Why are we not surprised it's Dockett with the late hit?
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Dockett is such a douchebag
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
That may be a play that gets a guy suspended under the new rules
Especially because they are going to try and set an example
HAHAAHA!!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Ohhh faked the cards the fuck out
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
hahahaha
play of the game
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
fucking holding
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Time to give up on Locklear
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
LOCKLEAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
that was not an obvious hold
and neither was his other hold imo
But who really wants to remember this game besides maybe Mare and BMW?
Get well Greg! Rip City is still behind you!
Oh, fucking please.
This shit happens every fucking play.
Belichick has massive balls
But damn that 4th and 1 play can’t be good.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
85 yards rushing behind this line is equivalent to what?
Get well Greg! Rip City is still behind you!
Fucking Dockett
did that shit again
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
Game over bitches!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Fuck yeah forsett
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Just brought home my two day-old baby boy...watching his first Seahawks game
I love that it’s a blustery October afternoon and we’re grinding out a big win for the division lead.
by BeaconHill on Oct 24, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
No kidding
Congrats and way to start the indoctrination early!
Get that kid a BMW jersey!
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Let's see if they can't finish this off for him!
Congrats!
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Matt
Please stop running downfield to block
Yours,
Brian
But feel free to do that fruity celebration whirl. That was funny.
by TheBishop on Oct 24, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I've gotten a few good laughs out of him the last few minutes.
Feels good to be able to laugh in the 4th quarter of a Seahawks game.
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
by Wayward Llama on Oct 24, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh, a run for more than ten yards without a holding call.
Wonder of wonders.
After a false start. Norv is done for.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Most backs will slide to the ground, staying in bounds and keeping the clock running
Justin low-bridges a defender.
Love the one-two punch.
Now someone tell me where it was the entire FIRST HALF
The Morning Aftermath is going to come next Wednesday
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Will you be able to do one for Broncos fans as well?
I’d love to see some of the more memorable meltdowns from Denver forums following this disaster.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Yeah, ATDHE is based in Sweden.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
streaming away... sucks to live in Texas and not have Sunday Ticket.
Swedish or no – there are some weird ones.
That's a tough 4 game stretch for Arizona
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
As the game winds down
I can only hope that Max Hall had fun today, since the odds are good he may never play here again.
No time out?
Throwing in the towel?
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
I would like to thank the Cardinals for starting Max Hall today.
by Happybelly on Oct 24, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Or a TD return on the kickoff
That sort of thing is much more likely than a 90+ yard play from scrimmage
Only a phrase Joe Morgan can love
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
That's amazing
We go for it and Lynch turns a loss to a 4 yard gain.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Why in the world...
…didn’t we take the FG there?
Risk of block + TD, risk of runback for a TD
Combined, much more likely than a 85-yard play from scrimmage against prevent defense.
All they've done is hold serve at home
yep – that’s it Brian.
If Dallas wins tomorrow on MNF
we’d be the #2 seed in the NFC
Get well Greg! Rip City is still behind you!
Reporter to Mike Singletary during post-game press conference:
“Have you ever thought that maybe your team isn’t very good?”
OH. SNAP.
FG's second favorite football-illiterate semi-troll.
I need to see this reporter - WIN
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
Delusional as ever.
Forget the quote, but long story short is that he still thinks they can make the playoffs.
Right. 1-6, and no divisional wins. Good luck with that.
FG's second favorite football-illiterate semi-troll.
Only thing better would have been asking
if he ever thought maybe he just wasn’t a very good coach.
I disagree with it being a good win.
But yes, it was a sloppy, sloppy game.
The Seahawks were very fortunate that the opposing starting QB was Max Hall and that they coughed up the ball 5 times.
Covets: Mark Ingram, Marcell Dareus, Prince Amukamara, Rodney Hudson, and Owen Marecic.
by Carl Shinyama on Oct 24, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
A wins a win.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I know.
Covets: Mark Ingram, Marcell Dareus, Prince Amukamara, Rodney Hudson, and Owen Marecic.
by Carl Shinyama on Oct 24, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with you though.
I think if Anderson starts we lose that game.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
This is just appalling facts
These assholes genuinely believe we haven’t won 3 straight home games since 2005? We already did in 2007.
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
WE WIN!
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
Ugly
But a win is a win. BMW, Mare, Lynch – thanks for making that worth watching
HOLY FUCK WE'RE IN FIRST PLACE
A THIRD OF THE WAY INTO THE SEASON AND WE ARE IN FIRST AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We win
Now can Mebane come back?
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
And Russell
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Very much so.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
As in, it's almost like we actually have a safety.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Hooray for lucky breaks and turnovers and Mike Williams and Max Hall stupidity!
Boo for Okung injuries and subsequent poor offensive-line play!
Wooooo!
by Anticitizen_One on Oct 24, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
Some cards fans are wondering
Why Max Hall was benched, he was a lot better
I started Olindo Mare in fantasy
Michael Robinson leads the Seahawks in completion percentage, yards-per-attempt, and QB rating.
so our redzone TD-lessness
is all your fault
For my entire life, our emerald city was set in the finest gold ring, upon a royal purple standard of excellence. The best will stumble, but the elite will always rise again.
I kill you
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Oct 24, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
""Controversial goal-line call helps Steelers defeat Dolphins""
Hm.
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
Love these Seahawks!
Heal up, Okung
Thrilled to be excited about a Seattle running back for the first time since 2006.
I think I am going to go peruse NN and Revenge of the Birds...
Just to remind myself how I DO NOT feel right now.
I'm glad the Seahawks won
But I think they played like dog shit.
Covets: Mark Ingram, Marcell Dareus, Prince Amukamara, Rodney Hudson, and Owen Marecic.
I think 'dog shit' may be a bit extreme
They were sloppy and lucky for sure. It was good to see that the offense was able to move the ball in critical situations. Hass to BMFMW is looking better and better all the time.
Maybe it is.
But after getting five turnovers, between all the penalties and underwhelming play, I think the description is rather apt.
Covets: Mark Ingram, Marcell Dareus, Prince Amukamara, Rodney Hudson, and Owen Marecic.
by Carl Shinyama on Oct 24, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. The game gave me a headache. And I never get headaches
Very sloppy, with some fortunate turnovers, but the Hawks made their own luck as well.
But as I said earlier, much better an ugly win than an ugly loss.
Still worried about the offense, and the rushing defense was surprisingly porous. Get that calf healed up soon, Brandon.
Anyone who started Max Hall in fantasy.
You should probably give up the whole fantasy thing. You suck.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
If someone started Hall, it is probably because Peyton Manning had a BYE week.
They rolled the dice, but things will be back to normal next week.
I added him to my bench a week ago.
I am ashamed.
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How many times did Hass throw Williams way?
Had to be at least 15 again.
I was really annoyed by the wasted targets that Morrah and Baker got.
I don’t want those guys touching the ball, especially when Carlson wasn’t getting targeted.
This is quite possibly the most subdued that I've been after a 'Hawks win
in a while. I feel like 3-5 on the road is the magic record for this team since 6-2 is the most likely best that they’ll do at home. I had some hope for the Oakland game until Oakland went on the road and destroyed the Broncos combined with the ’Hawks playing just awful this week. Ugh.
Oakland played like crap against the 49ers last week.
You can’t connect the dots like that.
I'm not trying to utilize the transitive property to prove anything
or anything like that. Just saying that we’ve seen that the Raiders can play, and after this week, we’ve seen how flawed the ‘Hawks are. We tend to remember the most recent results and so, irrational or not, I’m not feeling confidence right now.
8-0 at home is absolutely in play.
The Giants and Falcons are not juggernauts.
Giants, Falcons, Chiefs
Do you really think the Seahawks are going to beat ALL of those teams at home? If so, you have more confidence in this team than I do. I’m not saying you’re wrong, but I am definitely not of the mind that 8-0 at home is seriously in play.
Assuming Mebane is playing
I love the way we match up with the run heavy Chiefs.
I’d give the Seahawks a better chance against those three teams at home than I would for our remaining road games. Mind you, I’m not predicting an 8-0 home record. I just think it’s in play.
Take heart, my friend. Let me introduce my 'Pendulum Theory'
Theory: When a team faces consecutive opponents of similar talent level (to their own), they tend to alternate good and bad performances, subject to variance based on the opponent’s similar alternating and home field advantage.
The reason is fairly straightforward. If you play like crap, you can identify problems and work on fixing them. If everything works pretty well because your opponent sucked, your weaknesses are hard to identify.
On the flip side, if your upcoming opponent got slaughtered in their last game, you can’t game plan to counter what they did well. If your upcoming opponent scored a win in their last game, you can identify the dangers and game plan.
Seattle’s victory over Chicago was a balanced and generally complete effort. Chicago failed to exploit any particular weakness, and thus failed to expose any weakness to Carroll and staff. But Arizona could identify Seattle’s successes (e.g., did not allow a sack) and game plan (Arizona put good pressure on Hasselbeck).
Also notice that Arizona beat the Saints on the strength of five turnovers. Seattle took good care of the ball (game planning), committing only one turnover against the Cards, despite slippery conditions and heavy pressure on the QB.
Now remember that this is an Oakland team who lost to the 49ers. The SanFuckingFransicsco Forty-niners! They followed that up with a blowout over Denver, but the pendulum could be swinging the other way in Oakland next Sunday. Thanks to Denver’s suckiness (against the Raiders), Oakland doesn’t know what adjustments to make. Thanks to Seattle’s (occasional) suckiness (against Arizona), Seattle does have plenty to work on, and Oakland will have fewer clues (fewer Seattle successes) to guide their own game planning.
You lost me on the last paragraph, so:
Play like crap = More things to work on, more problems for opposing team to identify
Play good = Less things to work on, less problems for opponents to scout
Therefore:
Denver sucked against Oakland and therefore Oakland has little tape to scout where they were weak at and what they need to improve on (Because Denver sucked)
Arizona sucked against Seattle but the Seahawks also continued to make mistakes, therefore have more things needed to work on and a better gameplan.
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
Yep. That's exactly what I mean.
I don’t think I lost you at all, but I wrote it off-the-cuff and I do tend to ramble. So whatever you missed is probably irrelevant.
Thoughts on the win
1) Nice to see Hasselbeck wake up in the 4th quarter. Before that, though, I was waiting for him to completely screw us over.
2) Good God, what’s with all the penalties. That sequence where Mare had to kick the same FG three times because Locklear was grabbing everyone he could see was maddening. And the unsportsmanllike conduct on Brock? I don’t care if he tripped, flopped, or got pushed – IT WAS FOURTH DOWN. JUST WALK AWAY.
3) I forgot what it felt like to have a running back that could average more than 2 ypc.
4) Earl Thomas seems to be the king of missing key INTs off the tips of his fingers. Can’t wait to see him mature.
5) 4-2 and a clear lead of the division? Yes please.
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They were. Both of them.
Covets: Mark Ingram, Marcell Dareus, Prince Amukamara, Rodney Hudson, and Owen Marecic.
by Carl Shinyama on Oct 24, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
DRC had his number on that FGs
Hold, hold, and on the good kick you saw DRC fly in like a hellbound demon about 2 feet from blocking the kick
by Mickapeckalin on Oct 24, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I sit corrected.
I remember seeing Locklear getting dinged a few times, though. 10 penalties for 95 yards is inexcusable.
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Have been kinda watching/listening to the pundits on ESPN
I am so tired of how much they all hang on Rothelswekagqyptudafgberger’s jones… Ben can do no wrong in the media’s eyes.
Not to hear these guys talk.
It amazes me how much they gush over the guy.
I don't care about them gushing over him. I just don't think he should be forgiven for gushing over a girl...
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Rape makes you a bad person
Terrible.
But not the worst player on the field. Lewis got away with murder and is still considered one of the best defensive players.
Roth is a story that’s all. He’s surrounded by talent. His backup was just as good and delivered equal results. We know that but the talking heads need something to talk about with no clear SB bound team.
I saw him targeted once,
It was a shitty throw and he was tightly covered.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 24, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
How us Mare never recognized as one of the best kickers in the league
I thought he was unreal today. Especially when he had to kick 3 in a row because of penalties
I thought he was talking bout Mare, not Mora
For my entire life, our emerald city was set in the finest gold ring, upon a royal purple standard of excellence. The best will stumble, but the elite will always rise again.
Yup -- my post was relevant to both. Mora did not appreciate what he had in Mare
Sure is nice to have a good coach this year. I hope Mara makes the Pro Bowl this year. He kicked 10 for 10 FGs today — what a stud.
/sarcasm font really needs to be created
I was on the same page =)
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Amen... 2 points do in fact create a line.
Note: We haven’t had a losing streak yet this year.
So, the Seahawk post-game FOX guys think the Matt and Charlie thing is not even worth talking about.
i didn't see it
they just declared that it was a dumb idea to even bring up?
Well, no, but they all pretty much laughed it off.
Though they did talk about it for ten minutes. It was weird, it almost felt like they were shills for the team or something. Later, they called those who criticize Hass NAYSAYERS.
According to Hugh Millen
Hasselbeck is making BMW look like a Pro Bowler.
Isnt that the guy who drafted him
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
Hey, he has 1 chance to make it look like he made 1 good choice
in the 1st round. Next he will say it was the coaches and not his fault lol
For my entire life, our emerald city was set in the finest gold ring, upon a royal purple standard of excellence. The best will stumble, but the elite will always rise again.
HUGH Millen
you’re thinking of Matt Millen
I was listening to Hugh
Was just taking a shot at the other Millen given the chance
For my entire life, our emerald city was set in the finest gold ring, upon a royal purple standard of excellence. The best will stumble, but the elite will always rise again.
Millen has been trying to save face since he got fired
For my entire life, our emerald city was set in the finest gold ring, upon a royal purple standard of excellence. The best will stumble, but the elite will always rise again.
MHR is worth a look...
For my entire life, our emerald city was set in the finest gold ring, upon a royal purple standard of excellence. The best will stumble, but the elite will always rise again.
There isn't
1 team left on our schedule that isn’t beatable. I know we’ll screw up and give a couple games away at a minimum, but if we can keep scrapping like we have the last 2 weeks, we could actually end up with a half decent record.
I don't know what to think of this team yet
Looking at the schedule, I could only see us winning a few more games, or I could see us ultimately winning 10 or 11. It’s an odd team.
by splintrdmind on Oct 24, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This is exactly what I mean
Our wins have been ugly for the most part, and at some point that’s going to bite us in the ass, but so far there isn’t a dominant team in the NFL. Especially in the NFC. Everyone is vulnerable.
We have
@ Raiders
Giants
@ Cardinals
@ Saints
Kansas City
Carolina
@ 49ers
Atlanta
@ Tampa Bay
St. Louis
I’m actually scared cause this is actually the tougher part of the sechdule
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
The Saints are a bunch of pansies. I mean, how do you lose to the Cardinals and Browns and almost lose
to the Niners?
How is our blowout loss at Mile High looking today?
Also, the Browns are not a bad team. They kept things interesting last week in Pitt.
inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Give me an offseason to watch film
on a team that didnt change personal/scheme at all, and ill find a way to win, my best guess atm w/o watching todays game.
For my entire life, our emerald city was set in the finest gold ring, upon a royal purple standard of excellence. The best will stumble, but the elite will always rise again.
Agreed. I am happy we have a hungry, focused, well-coached team
…but so many of the wins have been ugly (with the exception of Chicago), I am just lacking confidence in this group. Love the fact we pulled out the W today, though. Whew!
Rather than chalk them up as definite wins and losses
Let’s do this all mathematical-like.
90% chance of winning
Carolina
St.Louis
75% chance of winning
@Raiders
Giants
Kansas City
@49ers
50% chance of winning
@Cardinals
@Saints
Atlanta
@Tampa Bay
That comes out to 5.8 additional wins, putting us at around 10-6. I’d take that in a heartbeat.
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90% chance of taking the Rams?
I know its the Rams, and I know it’ll be at Qwest, and I know that when they beat us it was just one game; but that was a pretty convincing loss for us.
Also, I’m one for optimism, but do you seriously think that no teams are gonna be favoured against us for the rest of the season?
by Mickapeckalin on Oct 24, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
50% chance we beat the SB champs at their place. I'll take that!
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Saints have not looked like defending champs this season.
If anything, they look like the SB-defending Bucs from ’02, alternating wins and losses the whole season.
Granted, I think they’ll be a lot better once Pierre Thomas gets back (whenever that is).
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Put it this way:
I see the ’Hawks winning most of their games ugly. But they will be wins.
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How many road wins we have the past 5 years?
I want to believe, but 50/50 seems a tad high given our history…
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Oct 24, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That's how I did it.
My numbers were pretty similar. I think you could add @49ers to the 90% category, because they stink, because Seattle has proven some ability on the road under Carroll, and because division games have a smaller home field advantage.
@Saints and/or @Tampa could be rougher. If we played @Saints next week, I’d call it 50%, but I think they’ll be playing better after a few more weeks.
I'm a little more worried
About the Raiders after they dismantled one of the teams that beat us so far this year. 24 points in the first quarter is not something we could ever come back from.
Portland transplant to Boston.
Wow, you are far more optimistic than me
I think Oakland has to be considered a reasonable favorite at home after completely stomping a team on the road that beat us (especially with Okung and, (possibly) Mebane out). The Cards in Arizona will be very tough, especially if Okung isn’t back yet. The Giants are no push-overs, and the Saints may get it figured out — I don’t see them playing this way all season. The Chiefs are leading their division, the 49rs in SF still have the talent (modula Carr not playing like ass) to beat us. The Falcons look quite tough this year, and even the Bucs have beaten the Rams and Bengals, and will be playing on the east coast where we traditionally play poorly.
The only relatively easy game I see on the horizon is Carolina at Qwest.
I would be ecstatic if we pull 4 more wins all the rest of the year.
It helps that there are no truly dominant teams in the league this year.
This year is an aberration within the league in that there isn’t a team out there that looks scary good, the way the Colts and Saints looked last year. Even the teams with winning records seem to have dropped games to inferior opponents. So the fact that I’m even labelling a road game against the defending SB champs as nothing worse than a coin flip is an indictment on the widespread parity/mediocrity we’ve seen thus far.
That said, I’ll admit I’m being a bit optimistic in a couple of games, specifically the Giants and the Saints. But having the Giants at home helps and the Saints have not looked terribly impressive as champions.
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To expand on this
@ Raiders
Giants (4-2) beat Car, Chi, Hou, Det. Not exactly the class of the NFL.
@ Cardinals (3-3) beat Stl, Oak, NO. NO is the only team above .500 and they’ve not been stellar.
@ Saints (4-3) beat Min, SF (barely), Car, TB. Again, I’m not real convinced.
Kansas City (4-2) beat SD, Cle, SF, Jac. Ok?
Carolina (1-5) beat SF.
@ 49ers (1-6) Beat Oak.
Atlanta (5-1) So far they’re the team to beat, but their 2 losses come on the road in hostile territory.
@ Tampa Bay (4-2) Is it just me or are these guys always playing from behind?
St. Louis (3-4) I know they beat us, or possibly more accurately we beat ourselves, convincingly, but it’s still Stl and they’ve only beat Was, Sea, SD. Not exactly convincing.
It’s only week 7, so there’s still a ton of football to play, but no one has looked unbeatable.
SB Nation Headlines
NN – This season just hurts.
MHR – Worst. Loss. Ever.
RoTB – Is It Time For Another Change At Quarterback?
Canal Street Chron. – The Saints have gone to the Dawgs
For my entire life, our emerald city was set in the finest gold ring, upon a royal purple standard of excellence. The best will stumble, but the elite will always rise again.
I cant stand another ##$! game from Matt. He needs to be benched. He cant complete a pass longer than 15 yards. I don’t understand why he is not sitting on the bench. When are we going to give Charlie a chance, when we are like today’s game was really dreadful. How many times does special team and our d going to save us…. CANT RELY ON OUR OFFENSE, cause of our overrated qb. I could go on and on about how bad our QB is. We have such good young talented WRs plus a veteran addition from Denver, but our starting QB (football IQ of a fruit fly) under-throws the ball his arm strength is well below average. It was said that Matt hassellbrakehisback arm is one of the weakest in the NFL…. I would even take Alex Smith over Matt Hazelnut. I bet you my house that mat will throw more int then tds this season, and help the opponents score point. I cant stand a so call veteran that plays like a (female dog). Our left tackle should just let his man run free so he could take out that bum. This guy is really hold our team from being really good. Yea i said it….REALLY GOOD.
MATT SUCKS REALLY BIG BALLS
GO SEAHAWKS!!!
We are 4-2!
Which means we have played 6 games and only lost 2 of them! Changing our starting QB, no matter how ugly our wins have been, would be a bad idea.
If we go on a 5 game losing streak then we should try starting CW. Or if we’re getting blown out of a game with poor chance of a comeback, then we should see what CW can do.
We just need everyone healthy and we’ll be fine. I believe this game against the Cards would have been a blowout with Mebane and Okung healthy.
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