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Seattle Hawku -- Week 10: Arizona Cardinals 2.0

This is an Arizona Cardinal. 

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You may be thinking to yourself "Hey guy, this does not look like any cardinal I have seen." My answer to that is simple: I chose this cardinal because it more accurately depicts the team we will play this Sunday; they both have vaginae (POW).

Sure, we lost last Sunday, but like my man Lupe says "the show goes on". 

We beat these knobs already this year, so I'm unconcerned. You are correct, we did not defeat them like the whilom teams of Seattle's past, but we still exited victorious. This time, I'm fairly certain the game plan is to kick in their front gate, shit on their couch, slap Whisenhunt in his face, and C-Walk out the front door. This week is the difference between fighting to defend your homes, and flying down to Arizona with the sole intent of raping and pillaging. Lock your front doors Glendale, we're Back in Blue. 

You fellas know the rules by now. Write your title, then write your hawku, then giggle at your own cleverness, then read all the other posted hawku and green the shit out of any that make you grin. 

 

Your City Sucks

Too much heat; no rain

Too much frosted tips and tans

Fuck yo couch Glendale

 

Lyncanthropy Sucks

Something for your throat

Bigger than Dockett's elbow

It's in Marshawn's pants

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