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Seattle Hawkus - Week 14: The 49ers

The Forty-Niners...Prospectors...Vagrants...Ne'er-do-wells.
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I was all prepared to go easy on the 49ers because of their recent woes, but not this time Rusty! Still -STILL- after all that has happened this season, the Niners still have a higher win probability than us. Aaah peaches; this is bullshit. Now I'm not one to bet against probability, but Sir Ronald Aylmer Fisher can fall straight to Hell. I have to be honest though, we are not going to beat the Niners...

We are going to annihilate them, raze them, destroy them. We are going to take them apart. It will be as surgical as force induced hematoma. We are going to inject them with the spirit of Nick Reed and watch him punch his way out of Taylor Mays' face. As Mebane stands in the middle of Candlestick, covered in gore, holding Alex Smith's head by the hair for all to see, the NFL will be scared to flex us for fear of immediately killing women, children, and the elderly. The final whistle will be the death rattle of San Francisco's season, and you will be able to hear our laughter from Barrow. 

You know the damn dance already. Get your souls enflamed, write a purely black metal hawku that will melt the eyes of all who read it (and are not Hawks fans), post it, read everyone elses, and Rec all that you enjoy. (Disclaimer: This is all meant in good fun, and we love when opposing fans contribute. If you are an opposing team's fan and can't get behind some creative smack talk, then please don't just try starting shit because you aren't clever enough to haiku). 

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