Sunday Morning Bloody Mary: Bad Football, Good Football and Just Football
My wife was sick yesterday and so we did those things a couple does when one is sick and the other just wants try and be there: I read an interview with Joel Hodgson on the Onion A.V., we finished watching the Bourne Identity, I read a volume of Sandman comics, we re-watched Cave Dwellers, I played Chess Titans, we didn't watch Army vs. Navy. I didn't end up watching any football yesterday. Which isn't typical especially on a Saturday. I didn't even think about football until after Alanya went to bed. Which is really atypical.
CBS is airing Bengals at Steelers. I don't like either team, it's lopsided, and it's decidedly lopsided in favor of the team I dislike more, the Steelers. Yet I will probably still watch. Maybe something worthwhile will happen. Where's Richard Seymour when you need him?
We're nearing the best part of football season and the best part directly precedes the end of football season. The Seahawks play in the most important game Seattle has played in three years. We're nearing the most exciting part of the schedule, the most antagonizing, and the 6-6 Seahawks are underdogs against the same team that was supposed to kick their teeth in and run away with the NFC West after week one: the San Francisco 49ers.
In the intervening weeks, the 49ers and Seahawks have both proven to be bad teams. Seattle has the better record but the 49ers rate a little better by advanced stats. I am sure San Francisco would trade perception for reality. After Bengals-Steelers and Seahawks-49ers is the night game. The Eagles travel to Dallas to face the 4-8 Cowboys in another ugly seeming and completely irrelevant matchup. It's a Sunday of bad football.
It's a Sunday of football and good or bad, meaningful or meaningful seeming, it's football and I'll be watching, because after yesterday, I remember what February feels like.
ENJOY WITH ABSOLUT RESPONSIBILITY®
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I'm disappointed that they bumped New England at Chicago to 1 PM
I would have loved to have watched that game—especially with the ridiculous weather conditions at soldier field.
Maybe I’ll get lucky and it’ll snow during the Steelers game. I haven’t seen a snow game yet on my HD tv.
Cheer so the Bengals don't draft a QB?
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
I think I read on the Bengals SBN blog
La Canfora said Marv is gone and they are considering releasing Carson Palmer.
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
We were supposed to get the Vikings game here
I have no idea which one we’ll get now.
by Jackrabbit5683 on Dec 12, 2010 10:04 AM PST reply actions
I'd say the only difference between Hasselbeck and Palmer right now is that
Palmer has a green light to throw the ball. And that’s not a good thing.
Palmer has a better arm
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
And is playing better, and is younger, and hasn't missed time in four of the last five seasons because of injury.
by John Morgan on Dec 12, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
I still believe he's declining
But he’s not worse than Hass.
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
He may be 30, but he's playing like a 35 year old QB.
And his 15 INT total doesn’t tell the whole story. He has been brutal this year. Terrible decision making and his arm has abandoned him.
Put Hasselbeck on that team with those weapons and let him throw the ball 40 times a game like Palmer and he’d put up equally misleading numbers.
Against the Steelers, Ravens and Browns, I kind of doubt that.
And I don’t know what weapons you’re talking about. I wouldn’t trade Mike Williams for Chad Johnson and Terrell Owens.
by John Morgan on Dec 12, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Palmer lit up Cleveland in week 4 and struggled against the Steelers and Ravens
that’s not an impossible feat for Hasselbeck to duplicate.
As for the weapons, BMW is the superior talent, but Hasselbeck is very good at spreading the ball around, and TO/Ocho/Shipley/Gresham would make life very easy for Hasselbeck.
Bates and Carroll more or less gave Hasselbeck the green light to throw the ball starting in week 10, and Hasselbeck is averaging 302 yards a game with a 1/1 TD to INT ratio over that span. I don’t see why he couldn’t keep that up (give or take 20 yards) on a bad team like the Bengals that airs it out.
And again, this isn’t about me making Hasselbeck out to be better than he is. This is about Palmer being quietly awful. And the scary thing about Palmer is that he’s young enough for Cincy to mistakenly think that he’s still a franchise QB. At least Hasselbeck’s advanced age serves as a reality check for the Seahawks and any team that will consider him in the off-season.
I’m not big on advanced stats. Does Palmer fair well in any of them?
The one thing with Palmer is he's suffered more serious injury than Hasselbeck.
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
I agree, I'm not sure Palmer has a better arm than Hasselback
Or if he does, he definitely doesn’t know his arm’s limitations like Hasselback does. He has not adapted his game to current physical conditions
Stats are not a euphemism for tits
Nice plug!
It has convinced me to enjoy some absolut responsibly.
Along with your theme, I get bucs at skins, which should be bad and give me an opportunity to scout the bucs.
Hillis just cracked 1,000 yards.
That didn’t take long. I think he needed 36 yards.
Bungles fans are loving Geno.
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
Ryan Fitzpatrick is a free agent, right?
I think I’m going to officially jump on the sign Fitzpatrick bandwagon.
Realistically today's game is for the season
If we lose it’s probably over because there is no way we beat Atlanta and TB is another unlikely win. We’d be 6-9 at week 17.
The Rams will lose to the Saints (hopefully), they should beat Kansas City (if Cassel isn’t playing), San Francisco, and they would clinch the division.
If the Seahawks win then…well….SEA! HAWKS!
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WHOOOO!!!!
It’s probably hard to win with Brodie Croyle.
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
Wow
If that was any other team, that was a 15 yard late hit penalty
by CurryInAHurry59 on Dec 12, 2010 10:26 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Funny thing is
You could be talking about any of them.
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Oh wait, Edwards gets the third down snaps
Clausen hands off.
by John Morgan on Dec 12, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
Damn you GameCenter!
I guess Clausen gets third and long and the chance to be sacked, and Edwards got that one pass play real early on.
by John Morgan on Dec 12, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
So I'm thinking Jennings will suck again today
And will be benched just in time for Matt Ryan to come to town.
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What a horrendous call in the OAK-JAX game.
Garrard was out of the pocket and the ball went past the line of scrimmage.
Ahahah i just pictured him in a WW1 Biplane seeding the clouds and evil james bond villain laughing
And since he doesn’t have a mustache to twiddle he’ll probably send us all a pic of him twiddling his pubes… MENACINGLY
With James Starks looking to be the nth running back this season to come out of nowhere
is it time teams stop spending big on running backs?
Should we still go after Cedric Peerman?
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
He's too small, apparently.
Or maybe too devout. I’ll have to ask Glen Coffee.
by John Morgan on Dec 12, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
The only thing with those kinds of backs is that they don't tend to last very long.
They’re usually only productive for a season or maybe only a few games.
Nate Burleson is starting my flex position.
I hate my team.
by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 12, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
I have Ivory and Starks in there
It’s the all waiver wire team.
by John Morgan on Dec 12, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Huh right now both Rodgers and Burly have negative points.
At least McFadden has started strong.
by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 12, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
Finished Preludes and Nocturnes last night, but I have read up through Fables and Reflections.
by John Morgan on Dec 12, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
Yeaaaaaaaaah! I love me some Sandman.
You should read Lucifer when you finish. They do a really good continuation of the character.
Midsummer Night's Dream
Won a Sci-Fi lit award. Then they banned comics from the category.
“Cereal Convention”. And “24 Hours”. You’ll love ’em.
Go Alan Moore next if you haven’t. Watchmen, From Hell, V for Vendetta, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. There’s a reason why his stuff keeps getting made into movies.
At least the Steelers are losing
now we need some kind of controversial turnover followed by a Palmer injury followed by a 35 point second half for Pittsburgh.
Palmers pocket presence
is looking not too shabby today.
by Savage Seahawk fan on Dec 12, 2010 10:48 AM PST reply actions
Ryan Torain has 134 yards rushing with 9:12 left in the 2nd quarter
Against TB.
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So are we waiving the "don' talk fantasy" rule today?
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Its more of a rule during the Hawks thread.
Other game threads have at it.
by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 12, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Gotcha.
Usually asleep for the early games, so I thought it was a standing rule.
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It came from avoiding the Frank Gore going for 200 yards on the Hawks
And someone saying “Well at least I have Frank Gore on my fantasy team”
by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 12, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
The Packers-Lions game is incredibly frustrating for someone who started Megatron AND Jennings.
Nothing but running plays and interceptions, it seems.
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That would make it a baker's dozen......
I base that on no statistical figure or research, just wanted work in a great SNL line.
I did research
And was is indeed 4 pick 6’s out of 16 INTs.
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
How about just forfeiting the rest of the season?
Can they beat Arizona?
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
I really wish these announcers would get off Troy's balls...seriously.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I played Madden '02 for the first time in months
Marcus Pollard sucks balls in that game, too.
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I've gotten around to dominating games on All-Madden playing as the Seahawks
It was very hard to do.
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
Then I just decided '02 Hasselbeck sucked way too much
And I ran it left side with Watters and Shaun over and over again.
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Dude, Taco Wallace was the shit in Madden.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Pre-Taco
But with the horrible Karstens Bailey.
I made Itula Mili and Christian Fauria work overtime.
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
I used a lot of Reggie Tongue
I made Lamar King a beast.
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
It was.
With the classic Madden ’92 mode which is awesome.
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
'92 Madden, just spin moves with Walter Payton and you cannot be tackled.
2002 Franchise mode, I would just sign all the top free agents and trade them to the teams with the top 5 picks in the draft and every year have the first 5 picks. Not very sportly or competitive but I loved having a team of young studs.
Awww...poor Steelers!
I fucking hate you Mariners
And Rodgers not in for the Packers right now.
A critical game for their playoff hopes. Not looking good.
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And both teams are a combined 0/14 on 3rd Down conversions.
Yes, it’s that bad.
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I was debating it's degree of difficulty vs. Mike William's catch...
Still love William’s and Danny Queen Amadala’s catch vs. Seattle.
Random question tiiime!
Do you guys feel sympathy for the Bronco’s fanbase? It just seems like a lot for a football fan to watch happen to their franchise.
I feel bad for the fans that didn't buy in 100%.
Everyone who was rushing to call McDaniels a genius? No, not really.
by John Morgan on Dec 12, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
Every play the Steelers do is epic...god these announcers can get off just watching them play.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Didn't they investigate him for that?
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
by Jordinary on Dec 12, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Jason Campbell, great quarterback of our time or greatest quarterback of our time?
And by “time” I mean December 12, 2010.
I noticed that
He even threw a TD pass to Murphy as if to say “Look coach! I can throw to Murphy too!”
by jubelthebear on Dec 12, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
"OH MY DEAREST BEN!"
Dierdorf just sounded like a parent watching his child get injured on the field.
Then Dierdorf proceeded to use “Ben in a sandwich” and “he could use a hot tub”.
(cut to Dierdorf in the booth wearing Ben’s Varsity Letter Jacket)
Terry Bradshaw always seems 3 seconds behind whatever highlight reel he's narrating.
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Pete Carroll is throwing to Obo and BMW
People at the stadium saying BMW’s body language isn’t good.
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Bummer. Is he gimpy?
Where do you find this info, anyway? God I miss going to games and being able to watch that stuff. wastes away in Denver, 1500 miles from the nearest ocean
by jhmg16 on Dec 12, 2010 11:45 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Heading out to take care of that right now.
Hop Crisis, huh?
Wish the night game wasn’t a total POS.
by John Morgan on Dec 12, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
Its only on tap.
Stumbled upon it at a beer bar in Bellingham. Its a Imperial IPA
by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 12, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
I had that one last week
Enjoyed it. Finally tried Airways’ Sky Hag double IPA and enjoyed that as well.
by SeparationSunday on Dec 12, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
49ers inactives
49ers declared K Joe Nedney, QB David Carr, OT Alex Boone, OT Joe Staley, LB Thaddeus Gibson, CB William James, and CB Tramaine Brock inactive for Week 14 against the Seahawks.
ugh.
Well at least Tate is looking more neat.
by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 12, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
I really thought Obo would play.
BMW managed to play after the bone went through his finger. Obo’s cut must have been really bad.
Damn it. No BMW or Obo
inactives: Mike Williams, Ben Obomanu, Breno Giacomini, Amon Gordon, Jay Richardson, Will Robinson, Chester Pitts, JP Losman.
Definitely think the Niners dominate us today
Ruvell Martin is starting.
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
Ya but your panties are always ridding your crotch.
by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 12, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Robert and I love panty raids.
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
David Garrard throws a pretty deep ball.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
It's obvious Tate sucks.
If Martin is starting.
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by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
His route-running is awful
and makes him an interception risk.
I don't think Tate and Martin play the same WR position.
I believe it’s Butler that’s starting over Tate, Martin is getting the start for Obo…but I could be wrong.
Tate has lined up at flanker before.
If the coaches trusted his route running at all, I think he’d be starting
Does either team have a 3rd down conversion yet?
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Morgan, what do you think of Chess Titans?
Just curious. Screenshots show a 3D option which I hate.
Cake for me too, please.
How are difficulty levels?
Is it one of those deals where level 4 is easy and level 5 is impossible?
Cake for me too, please.
Seems alright.
Just started using it. I have tried 1-4 and the top difficulty level, and the first four are very easy and the last is, well, obviously.
Palmer should just go hang hiimself. He's costing me soooo much fucking money. AHHH
I fucking hate you Mariners
I met a stripper in Vegas who had nothing but bad things to say about Jose Canseco.
I think he gave her the shocker.
Palmer is like an old dog....where is Vick when you need him?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Carson Palmers back-up must be the worst QB in the NFL.
by Badmotostinkfinger on Dec 12, 2010 12:33 PM PST reply actions
Jason Campbell just got killed.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
What kind of wounded duck was that, Flynn
That was Hasselbeckesque.
Hahahahahahahahaha
Wasn’t blocked. The holder had it thrown right through his hands.
by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 12, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions

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