Sunday Morning Bloody Mary: Links and Game Thread
by John Morgan on Dec 26, 2010 10:11 AM PST
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Here's a handy collection of pertinent news items for week 16. As I am tired and it is the day after Christmas and this is all I can manage this morning. Perhaps I would have more vim if I were to drink alcohol in the AM.
Rashad Jennings is easy money for those still competing in fantasy football. The Redskins field one of the worst run defenses in the NFL, and have lost Albert Haynesworth and LaRon Landry to suspension and injury, respectively. I just added him myself, so take that Phildopip.
The Sunday Night game, Vikings at Eagles, has been postponed. It will now air on Tuesday. That sucks. The night game has been crucial to me getting the bad taste of sloppy, lopsided football out of my mouth.
ARock offered this flow chart earlier in the week. San Francisco and St. Louis are playing for a chance to win the NFC West. I want to be interested, but I am pretty sure my interest will only last as long as the football is worth watching.
This is a game thread.
ENJOY WITH ABSOLUT RESPONSIBILITY®
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Who's playing worse football right now: Clements or Trufant?
Because I’m not sure what the hell kind of move that was by Clements, but I’m damn sure it wasn’t football
Earl Thomas = God-send
Nate Clements...
…‘cause Trufant isn’t playing right now.
Clements is an $80 mil man
Accustomed to mediocrity.
by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
As far as throwing WR's go
Antwaan Randle El, Issaiah, Stanback, Seneca Wallace
Amendola doesn’t really rank high
Are we going to see an attempted pass of 20 yards or more by either Smith or Bradford?
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That's on the center
Presumably it’s Chris Spencer.
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
Sanchize/Bears is on CBS
For those who want to see Sanchize fail on a terrible field.
Accustomed to mediocrity.
Man, that was ugly...
I can’t believe these teams and us are all still in control of our own destiny.
Thanks to Arizona winning last night
It’s now mathematically possible for the NFC West to finish like this:
STL – 7-9
SF – 6-10
SEA – 6-10
ARI – 6-10
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
Yes but Singletary is desperate.
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
I remember getting so irate when Ruskell & Co passed on Jennings
Jennings was one of the last picks in the 7th round. The hawks picked Morrah and Reed right before him. None of those players has done much in the NFL, but I bet Jennings has a great game today. Probably better than the Hawks RBs
I hate to seem rash on Carlson because he's being asked to do many things
But I’ve felt this way for a few weeks now too. For some reason, Morrah really looks fast and good catching the ball. Maybe because he’s fast and a good athlete…
Nick Reed is the greatest DE to ever play the game of football
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
Nick Reed is the greatest to ever play the game of football
Fixed.
Earl Thomas = God-send
by Modrik Zutar on Dec 26, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
Reed is a Herculean God
In a pint sized package.
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
Brandon Jennings?
Massively disappointed me this year.
Wooooo!
by Anticitizen_One on Dec 26, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
As in Rashad Jennings
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
Jets/Bears is already setting up as a Fail Bowl.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
This being insightful analysis and all
Earl Thomas = God-send
by Modrik Zutar on Dec 26, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
There is no way that is Roughing the Passer
But whatever. Holding would’ve made it irrelevant.
Accustomed to mediocrity.
Nice tackling, Jets.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Let's gently push Matt Forte and hope he falls.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Man Edward Jones Dome
sounds more like Edward Jones Mausoleum. That place sounds so boring and lame. I mean this is for the playoffs! And it sounds like a freakin tennis match in there.
They're just as ambivalent as we are...
By all rights, the only team that’s hands down better off with a playoff game is SF. St. Louis and Seattle could probably better use the high picks in each round.
It’s very unsettling.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
St. Louis could be a playoff team next year
The Niners need a QB right now.
Accustomed to mediocrity.
by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
But the 9ers are probably looking at a veteran rather than a draftee
at least early in the draft
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
Even in the 9ers case...
…making the playoffs probably mean Singletary’s back for another year.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
Meh.
It’s for the right for a 7-9 team to possibly inch into the playoffs. Color me unexcited.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
Bob's Burgers
Wow. I guess it was either that or another Seth MacFarlane spinoff.
Accustomed to mediocrity.
It sounds like it's using the guy who does the voice of Archer.
That says nothing about the quality of course but that and Frisky Dingo are hilarious.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
I love how Sam Bradford has decisively become the NFC West's best QB
It’s like being the world’s tallest midget. Kidder95 was right.
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So if this is a blow-out, any chance we see Clipboard Jesus start?
It’s grossly unfair to him, of course, after Hasselbeck got all the snaps in practice, but it’s more fair than not giving him the ball.
If the Niners win and the Seahawks lose
The Niners would only need a win against Arizona to clinch the NFC West.
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
If we lose this week and SF wins both games they'll be in the playoffs
The 49ers either need to lose one of the next two games or we need to win both games to get in. Either way, we do need to beat STL.
And then Bradford happened
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE West Ham 3 Fulham 1
Hahaha.
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
(sad smiley of crying)
ZAMORA IS OUT OKAY
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
Come on Spurs!
Fulham will be in the Championship next year
by hawksfan1401 on Dec 26, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
Nah, Blackpool still has time to realize that they are Blackpool and Fulham will be better once they get Bobby Z back.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
This is the serious reason:
1. They’re in London and I wanted to pick a non-Arsenal or Chelsea team.
2. They named their stadium after me (not really but we share the same surname).
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
Bobby Z
"When the ball hits your head while you sit in row Z…. That’s Zamora!"
(Sung to the tune of ‘That’s Amore’)
by hawksfan1401 on Dec 26, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Oh Bradford
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
This is NFC West Football
Earl Thomas = God-send
by Modrik Zutar on Dec 26, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Somebody needs to put this division out of its misery
by DrunkAmerican on Dec 26, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
I'll say this...
I caught last week mostly on radio. I don’t think we ever looked this consistently bad, except on the turnover throws.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
^ sounded this consistently bad
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
I actually think we should have
University of Oregon represent the NFC West in the playoffs
by jubelthebear on Dec 26, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
And the worst part?
We’re worse.
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
Shit, I'm not
new front office, new coaching staff for the most part, well over 200 roster moves… we should be a lot worse than what we are. At least we have an excuse for bad football
Earl Thomas = God-send
by Modrik Zutar on Dec 26, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
The thing is we've gotten worse as the Rams and Niners have improved
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
Okay the Niners haven't improved that much
But with a coach and a QB they can!
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Which is understandable
as we are no where near established, we have zero depth. And as attrition mounts our talent level on the field declines. Rebuilding teams collapse in December every year
Earl Thomas = God-send
by Modrik Zutar on Dec 26, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Isn't every team in the NFC West "rebuilding?"
by John Morgan on Dec 26, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
Well, the Niners and the Cards weren't "supposed" to be
Earl Thomas = God-send
by Modrik Zutar on Dec 26, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
If by "rebuilding" you mean "suck" I agree.
I don’t know that Arizona entered the year thinking “you know, it’s time to suck for a couple of years.” And I don’t know what SF Is doing year to year.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
OT but I continue to confuse you with Johnny Peel
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm the awesome one.
That’s how you tell us apart.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
I wouldn't put SF in that category
This was supposed to be the culmination of years of high picks.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
I'm not saying it's all because of Red Bryant
But we’ve been far worse on defense since he was lost. We suddenly can’t stop the run where we were 2nd in the league when he was in.
I love Red, but we need to get someone who can stay healthy there.
We've also been playing better teams
The Chargers are always slow starters
by hawksfan1401 on Dec 26, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
We've been far worse on defense
Because we faced teams that don’t suck.
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
I've decided to blame the staff
Bates needs to call a game with Charlie.
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
Matt has repeatedly made poor decisions that display his mind is beyond the scope of his ability
Alternately, you can’t structure an offense using just 8 yard routes.
by DrunkAmerican on Dec 26, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Needs a QB desperately
Earl Thomas = God-send
by Modrik Zutar on Dec 26, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
Brutal Cutlerception.
A pick-6, no less.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Brutal?
Is there another kind with that guy?
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
If you're one of those people who think that coaching doesn't matter
I submit the SF 49ers.
The notion that coaching doesn’t matter is, I think, mostly a restricted range problem. There are few truly bad or truly great coaches. So yeah, you can kind of draw them from a hat. But sometimes you get a truly awful coach, like Singletary, and you see how it can be a big deal.
Coaching is a bit like catching in major league baseball. It seems like it doesn’t matter because almost no one has a truly incompetent defensive catcher.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Niners going for it
I’m going to guess a play-action fake and a throw to Walker for the first down or a drop.
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Or punt. Okay.
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe
They definitely lead the league in needing to suck a giant cock.
DISTANT third.
DISTANTLY behind New England and Pittsburgh. Come on,now. I don’t like Alex Smith but at least he’s not a rapist.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
I'd be surprised if it wasn't Kansas City.
They’ve virtually taken the punt out of their playbook.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
I feel sorry for Steven Jacskon.
So hard to run when your quarterback won’t throw the ball beyond 5 yards.
Speaking of which, Takeo Spikes...
Played for years in crappy Cincinnati, then moved on to a winner in… San Francisco?
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
Correction
Run Run Pass Punt
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
Because he is a 23 year old Matt Hasselbeck, only without the accuracy?
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
He has some of the best accuracy on the deep ball I've seen out of a QB this season
by DrunkAmerican on Dec 26, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Okay, then I want to know why he's not throwing the ball downfield.
I’m not even talking about avoiding the deep ball, he won’t even throw the ball 10 yards downfield. I think that last play was the 2nd longest throw all game long.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Several (not mutually exclusive)
1. No receivers that get separation
2. QB doesn’t know the whole playbook
3. Coach prefers scrotum tuck offense
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Little to no deep threats?
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
by EequalsMc2 on Dec 26, 2010 11:04 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Ginn
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Leon?!
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
by EequalsMc2 on Dec 26, 2010 11:00 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Even the punt coverage is awful in this game.
I mean, nice speed by Ginn but both gunners totally overran him and he barely had to make a move at all.
The Raiders were the death of them
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Damn, Kansas City!
Maybe if they are awful enough the owner will start to hate Vince Young and he’ll be available for Seattle.
…
Wishful thinking.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
Brady doesn't have Thomas Jones and Charles
And KC is run first
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
by EequalsMc2 on Dec 26, 2010 11:07 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Weird seeing the Rams and 49ers play each other
But I can’t articulate why. I think I’m just so used to only seeing each of them play the Seahawks that I forget these NFC West teams have to play each other as well.
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 11:08 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Sign of how much of a wuss I am...
…I went to my first Hawks game in almost 30 years (regular season I mean) and I screamed myself hoarse trying to get a Falcon to jump offsides. My voice is just now coming back today.
You join in the Charlie chant?
Wooooo!
by Anticitizen_One on Dec 26, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
Oh hell yeah!
It’s hard to say exactly why, the crisper passing, the ability to run, or some combination, but the offense just looked a lot better with him in there. Even compared to the opening drive.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe because Matt can't throw for shit?
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
by EequalsMc2 on Dec 26, 2010 11:14 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
It's hard to tell how much of that was the receiver cutting the route short and Bradford just not throwing it accurately.
And how much of it is guys who go long getting discouraged because he never throws them the damn ball.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
Yup
Amendola got completely stoned on that route. He was never open. The pass was perfect.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
Josh Brown, still a great kicker
Still a major fucker.
I know a guy who bought a Josh Brown Seahawks jersey,
Is there a douchier jersey for a Hawks fan to own?
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
No.
He does, however and apparently, have neon green gloves he bought in honor of Deon Branch.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
No, that's a throwback to a great era of Seahawks football
When almost every player was beloved, everyone had a different player’s jersey, and even the kicker’s jersey was worn with pride.
Wooooo!
by Anticitizen_One on Dec 26, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Omg Troy just got demolished.
This wooden soul of mine, it cannot ever climb from places it has fallen: In between where light can shine. It never falls in line, it barely has a spine, like branches severed from the vine. Like it was faulty by design.
OOF
what a hit. Smith got bent in two.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Ugh....Crabtree TD...
This wooden soul of mine, it cannot ever climb from places it has fallen: In between where light can shine. It never falls in line, it barely has a spine, like branches severed from the vine. Like it was faulty by design.
crabs!
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Not if Brad Samford has anything to say about it!
This wooden soul of mine, it cannot ever climb from places it has fallen: In between where light can shine. It never falls in line, it barely has a spine, like branches severed from the vine. Like it was faulty by design.
officals missed false start and an offsides
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
like he coated his hands in olive oil
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
Won't matter.
Seahawks are winning today.
This wooden soul of mine, it cannot ever climb from places it has fallen: In between where light can shine. It never falls in line, it barely has a spine, like branches severed from the vine. Like it was faulty by design.
I refuse to do this.
All I want to see is both teams play poorly. If the 9ers are slightly better and then Seattle can’t beat Tampa, I think they’ve already established that they don’t deserve to be in the postseason.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
Well my reason is selfish
I’m going to the game on the 2nd, so I want it to be good. And what could make it better than if it was for playoff contention?
by jubelthebear on Dec 26, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
No playoff contention, meaning Charlie Whitehurst starts?
Most of the starters at least on offense will play anyway, I think, just because there really isn’t anybody else who can start.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
Rams throwing the game away?
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
by EequalsMc2 on Dec 26, 2010 11:19 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Come on, that was the receiver's fault for not getting open!!!
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Must be what Bates said
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
by EequalsMc2 on Dec 26, 2010 11:25 AM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I believe we call those "Hasselpicks".
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
You know, there are other bad quarterbacks in existence
by DrunkAmerican on Dec 26, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Yes, but only one is currently the Seahawks QB.
And more frustratingly only one continues to be the Seahawks QB due to “he’s the guy who got us here” when where he got them is 6-8 with a game in Tampa coming up.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
Never understood the whole "Hasselsack" "Hasselsuck" obsession
Reminds me of the people who can’t articulate political arguments and resort to “Chairman Oba-Mao” “Barack Osama” insults
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 11:31 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Horrible football by all involved so far
And something about the lighting in the Rams’ stadium makes it look like a high school game
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 11:22 AM PST via mobile reply actions
2 yard pass on 3rd and 4
The Niners might as well put the Rams and the rest of the division out of their misery and take what was supposed to be theirs.
Accustomed to mediocrity.
I will say this about Bradford...
…Hasselbeck did nothing but throw dink and dunk passes his first year and a half with Seattle too. Of course, so did Rick Mirer. Is it damning with faint praise to say that Bradford, the best QB in the NFC West, might be decent someday?
They needed to change it up
Since “Gore left” and “Gore right” aren’t options anymore.
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
YES THEY ARE
THEY ARE THE ONLY OPTIONS
by DrunkAmerican on Dec 26, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
"Punt return" seems like a successful one for them.
They should run it more often.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
Sam Bradford's a contender for ROY?
How awful does that make the rookie class?
Dwayne Bowe is amazing.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
"Jimmy" just called Cassel "Casselbeck"
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 11:35 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Pet peeve:
Every single hack analyst on every network beginning their analysis with “You know, when you look at (team/player/division/conference/matchup)…”
Is that in a stylebook for this type of show? Is there any reason stupid-as-rocks Mark Schlereth can’t begin a sentence any other way?
blows brains out
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 11:38 AM PST via mobile reply actions
For some reason I woke up and really wanted the Seahawks to go to the playoffs
Being a Seahawks fan is a god damned curse. I cannot quit them. Not in 23 years!
Fuck you Rams and fuck the Niners more. I hope the Rams win for obvious reasons, but may it be an ugly win for the sake of the 12th man.
Whether or not we win in Tampa, we’ll beat the Rams at home! I feel it in my depths of my cockles!!
Well, you have your wish so far.
This game is fantastically ugly. 3 and outs all day long.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
Gameday
Makes us say, do, and believe strange things. It is potent voodoo indeed.
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 11:40 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
There should be a version of Red Zone that only shows people getting KFO'd.
I would buy that channel.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
The NFL would not appreciate such a show
The current rules of the NFL are dictated by pussies and short pant wearing turd bangers.
So now that the Niners are winning
Daryl Johnson can shut up about saying it was bad for SF to defer the kickoff.
Accustomed to mediocrity.
So my laws got me a Eli Manning christmas ornament
What the hell do I do with it
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
by EequalsMc2 on Dec 26, 2010 11:44 AM PST via mobile reply actions
So my laws got me a Eli Manning christmas ornament
What the hell do I do with it
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
by EequalsMc2 on Dec 26, 2010 11:44 AM PST via mobile reply actions
put on your Tatupu jersey and try to sack it
See if it stiffarms you too
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 11:46 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Hold a contest in 2011
Have everyone pick how the Seahawks will finish the week before Christmas, total points scored, total points against and the person the furthest off wins the ornament and must post a pic of it on their tree.
We do it every year.
Damn, dude is not moving.
And apparently the replay is so gross that the TV won’t even show it.
he was moving before the break
Couldn’t be worse than butler’s leg spontaneously developing a new joint
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 11:47 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Phillip Adams probably had his leg snapped in two if they won't show the replay
Accustomed to mediocrity.
And yet FOX had no problem replaying Deon Butler's leg snap over and over again.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
It was just a cramp according to Billick
Accustomed to mediocrity.
by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
Incredibly, it was one of the least dumb things he's ever said.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
"You hope it's just a cramp"
Even when his leg clearly broke.
Accustomed to mediocrity.
by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Nah coaches actually prefer bounce-passes
Safer, harder to defend, etc
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 11:51 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Yes, because if momentum is real
A playoff win totally carries momentum into the offseason.
by DrunkAmerican on Dec 26, 2010 11:49 AM PST reply actions
God cheering for the Rams is leaving a disgusting taste in my mouth
by fullchromelogic on Dec 26, 2010 11:50 AM PST reply actions
God doesn't cheer for the Rams.
Also, God is dead.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
If God was a fan of anyone it would be Jesus Cutler.
Or Clipboard Jesus.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
Troy Smith got SOOO close to the trifecta on that play!
Got picked AND got decked trying to make a tackle. Man, getting hit after the throw would havebeen PERFECT.
Damn, I guess that got tipped.
I don’t care, though… how do you not catch that?
Edward Jones Dome is really quiet for a "playoff" game
I swear I’ve had masturbatory sessions that are louder than that.
Sanchize overthrows a dude 5 yards away.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
And then almost pulls the Senesack.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
What in the fuck
Coach and receiver slapping a qb around with a dishtowel
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 11:55 AM PST via mobile reply actions
I'm not sure why
but I fucking hate Danny Amendola
Also forgot about Art Shell!
Although he was okay during his first run.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
Singletary is not meant to be an NFL head coach
He coaches exactly how an irrational fan would.
Accustomed to mediocrity.
Of course he was perfect for San Fran
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
by EequalsMc2 on Dec 26, 2010 11:58 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
#19 is wide open in the end zone and Bradford nearly gets picked 2 yards away.
Accustomed to mediocrity.
Hester nearly took it the distance
The Seahawks probably just lost their only Pro Bowl hope to Devin.
Accustomed to mediocrity.
What programs/websites do you guys use to watch streaming football games? I want to be able to comment and watch a football game at the same time for once.
I know there is this fancy thing called a Google but there are so many annoying websites to shift through to find the right answer.
Eat shit bum!
Tom Brady has only 87 yards?
Weird.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
He needs to throw to Gronkowski more
Thomas Jones and Wes Welker are netting me nothing.
Accustomed to mediocrity.
by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
Gronkowski has almost all of my points.
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
This Bears game is full of win
Sanchez finds a wide open Holmes for a touchdown. 31-31.
Accustomed to mediocrity.
TD Jets
Exciting back-and-forth game.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
The anime show FLCL.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I'd watch that
It could be a reality show. You place a cheese burger and a diet coke (because their watching their weight) in a room and lock two fat girls in it and the first to eat it looses.
Eat shit bum!
It's actually pronounced "fooly cooly"
And in the show, it means……nothing.
It gets weirder (and more awesome) after that.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Even by anime standards that is a weird show.
That kid who grows robot parts out of his head is your avatar?
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Oops, helmet to helmet contact!
No, offensive PI. WOw.
Johnny knox again.
This game rocks.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Nope
just one above the head
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
To be specific
You need to wave one hand back and forth. Just holding it up could be to block out the sun, much like Golden Tate did back a few weeks ago.
Nope, you just need to wave one hand in the air. Which Ginn did.
If you just stick it up really quick then officials sometimes don’t call it. At the same time, it’s a penalty if you run after a fair catch.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
The way I see it, it's not the seahawks fault we still have a chance for the playoffs
Lord knows we tried to give it away.
Eat shit bum!
The division has taken some light off how bad the on field product has been league wide
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
I remember at the begining of the year everyone was saying how bad the NFC was.
Now its just the west.
Eat shit bum!
there is a LOT of really crappy football this year
a LOT
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
Wow joe haden just had a graet play
Flacco rolls out and us waiting waiting for a reciever and then haden come screaming in to get the sack.
seems like he just left his zone to make a great play. goooo rookie
49ers probably going to win this game,
huh
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 12:19 PM PST via mobile reply actions
7-9 is a better record than 6-9-1
So the Seahawks would stil lget in with a TB loss and StL win.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
49ers probably going to win this game,
huh
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 12:19 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Calling it
Jeff Reed (ex-Steelers) effectively knocks Seattle out of the playoffs with a winning FG.
Accustomed to mediocrity.
Thanks Jeff Reed, do something Rams!
by StealthHawk on Dec 26, 2010 12:22 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Another bad decision and crap throw downfield, hooray!
PLEASE St. Louis start Bradford next year.
I'm quite confident he'll be back next year
Accustomed to mediocrity.
by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
Throw the 2 yard pass on 3rd and 7, CHECK.
There’s the Sam Bradford we know and love!
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
Niners don't deserve this game,
they’re playing like crap but the Rams aren’t taking advantage at all.
by StealthHawk on Dec 26, 2010 12:25 PM PST via mobile reply actions
The Niners deserve it
Because the Rams don’t want it.
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
They're going against
a solid defense with a rookie QB. It’s not exactly their fault.
by jubelthebear on Dec 26, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
They also suck.
Which isn’t really the players’ fault either if you think about it.
by Johnny Slick on Dec 26, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
I really don't want to hear the trashy Niners fans gloatt about coming back from the dead to win the division.
Only silver lining: They won’t fire Singletary.
by StealthHawk on Dec 26, 2010 12:29 PM PST via mobile reply actions
ahahaha Ed Reed just tried a ridiculous lateral after he was getting tackled
sooo lucky that the browns didn’t recover it
He does it every time
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by SSreporters on Dec 26, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, I just noticed...
Aerosmith is doing American Idol this year? It’s not going to make me watch it but… nope, won’t suck less either.
Why are they insulting that guy again?
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 12:34 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Why not take cheap shots at this guy's personal appearance?
It’s Fox!
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 12:35 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Wish we'd picked up Danario
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Yeah
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
BRADFORD ACTUALLY COMPLETES A PASS DOWNFIELD!!!
OMG and then just because this is the shittiest game in the history of shit his CB decides to argue the call instead of tackling him. HOORAY!
He stepped out
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Haha good thing Mike Pereira is here to clear that one up for us
Maybe he can solve one of those 8 piece Disney puzzles for us later
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 12:39 PM PST via mobile reply actions
TD Rams
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Haha good thing Mike Pereira is here to clear that one up for us
Maybe he can solve one of those 8 piece Disney puzzles for us later
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 12:40 PM PST via mobile reply actions
MS!
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
by Bisquick McBob on Dec 26, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
Alex Smith comes in...
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Nice, Alex Smith coming in as a middle-reliever
Good bullpen managemet by the 49ers manager and pitching coach
by jhmg16 on Dec 26, 2010 12:44 PM PST via mobile reply actions
That was fucking classic!
I’d “rec” you but I can’t from my phone.
by StealthHawk on Dec 26, 2010 12:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Moose
I’ve become an Alex Smith fan.
Really?
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
No.
I think he might be a decent coordinator, but he absolutely should not be a head coach.
by splintrdmind on Dec 26, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
Alex Smith showing...
Where the hell did Singletary get his coaching degree? That was a joke. I know there’s no degree for that.
by StealthHawk on Dec 26, 2010 12:45 PM PST via mobile reply actions
We want the Rams to win this, right?
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
It would mean that if the Rams go into the playoffs, it would be at 8-8, not a historical bad 7-9
Which is just another embarrassment to add to this division.
Wooooo!
by Anticitizen_One on Dec 26, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
If the rams lose,
then the niners are one win away from taking the division.
And they play Arizona next week.
Think about it. Yeah, we want the Rams to win.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
by Bisquick McBob on Dec 26, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
Alex Smith will lead a winning touchdown drive
And Singletary resigns the next day.
Accustomed to mediocrity.
They bring back George Seifert to coach the final game
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
Gonna need two TD drives now
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Awesome kick coverage Niners
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Don't you be jinxing my stream dude
:)
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
Interesting play call
Run time off the clock and then FG?
Scrotum tuck offense
awful.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
Jeremy Bates loves the shotgun toss sweep
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I'm calling it
49ers score a TD, then fuck up the 2 point conversion.
That'll cause a brain bruise right there
head hitting the ground like that
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
by dcrockett17 on Dec 26, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
That wasn't Dahl playing Davis, you idiot.
He was making a play on the ball.
The Legend of Alex Smith is growing
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
The food baby in my intestines is growing too
Both smell about the same.
Lots of close, crappy games today
except Jets/Bears
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Meh, might as well be.
Earl Thomas = God-send
by Modrik Zutar on Dec 26, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
The Niners can still win this
or at least tie with a stop, and force the Rams to kick to Ginn
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Oh boy Jets
That’s not gonna make things easy
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Mark Sanchez, everybody.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Bears
get an INT to ice it in Chicago
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Mercifully done
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
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