"For the rest of the summer, we can live inside the refrigerator!"
Happy unofficial start of summer! In other news, I HATE summer.
Sure, there are things I like about summer... going to see big, dumb, summer blockbusters in air conditioned movie theaters, watching baseball in my air-conditioned house, etc. But willingly going outside, and exposing myself to insects, sunburns and becoming a sweaty, uncomfortable blob of discomfort? No thank you.
I know most of you are in the Seattle area, where summer is more temperate and pleasant. Me? I grew up in the Tri-Cities, which meant enduring 3 Tatooine-esque months a year... Then I moved to the midwest after college, which was like buying a time-share inside of a fucking ceramics kiln. If I am doing anything outside besides moving from one air-conditioned building to another, I slather myself in near-toxic levels of deet and SPF 150 sunscreen.
Thankfully, the Seattle Seahawks aren't spectacular wusses like me. For a big chunk of their history, they held training camp in the desolate outpost of Cheney. Inaugural Head Coach Jack Patera famously (and stupidly) withheld access to water from the players on 100-degree days back in the 1970s, just to show that he was some kind of hard-ass. Thankfully nobody went Korey Stringer, and sanity prevailed in the 1980s when training camp was moved to team headquarters in Kirkland. Needing Eastern Washington votes for a new stadium, camp was moved back to Cheney in 1997.
This made it possible for me to watch training camp in person twice, in 1998 and again in 2006. Both trips were fun, but I'm glad it'll be in Renton from now on.
Summer's greatest sin is its lack of NFL football. Yes, we will have training camp and preseason games, but those are merely reminders that the game is meant to be played when the leaves have turned and the air is crisp... Few things seem weirder to me than football games played in sweltering, you-can-see-the-heat-in-the-air conditions. Plus, if anything noteworthy related to the Seahawks happens in the summer, it's almost always bad news (injuries, holdouts), or meaningless news (oooh! That ___________ sure looks good in these preseason games that don't count!)...
So I will spend the next three months cowering inside, with the possible exception of a trip to camp in Renton when I am out visiting Seattle for a friend's wedding in August. Each sunset will bring us closer to that inevitable and glorious beating of the 49ers on September 12... hopefully on an unseasonably cool and cloudy day, since I'll be there.
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I grew up in Seattle.
I hate cloudy, dull days 270 days a year.
Can’t beat warm weather. Like you said, you can choose to stay inside and enjoy the air conditioning, but you can also choose to make the occasional appearance outdoors in nice weather. I would pick Spring or Autumn because it is more temperate, but you can never count on it being 75º or 45º. As an example, it snowed last week here in Utah. I can’t wait until it is consistently 85-90º days.
Humidity is the main issue most people have with Summer weather. I can’t blame them because living in Tokyo and Washington, D.C., those were tough days to be outside and enjoying life. I am sure humidity is what made you dislike Summer. Fortunately in Utah, it is a dry desert and the heat doesn’t feel as bad. I love Summer.
Full disclosure
I’m pretty much only happy when the temp outside is between 50 and 70, so I hate winter too (though not as much as summer). So there’s maybe two months total out of the year when I’d ever think “hey, it’s nice out! Let’s do something outside.”
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on May 30, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Technically, summer begins June 21, FYI.
Unless you’re still in school, when summer means “summer vacation”.
It’s okay, you hate warm and miss football, no biggie.
I'm gonna go calm submissive on your ass.
and I quote, from this very article...
“Happy unofficial start of summer!”
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on May 30, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
About seasons...
…I have lived in San Diego, Tampa, Denver, Dallas, New Jersey, New York, Jamaica, Korea, Morocco, Alaska, Seattle (of course), Sacramento, and Spokane, and of all those climates, I prefer (drum roll) NEW YORK! I live in Westport, a small town in the Adirondacks on Lake Champlain, and we get 4 genuine seasons, and I like all of them (but Fall the most). We get snow and a frozen lake during winter, but nothing drastic, and the wind doesn’t blow all day every day like Spokane (more like Airway Heights, as I was at Fairchild AFB). Dallas was brutal hot, and Tampa terribly humid (of course) while Denver could be anything but humid (hot, arctic cold, tornadoes, huge hail and lightning), and while San Diego has near perfect weather, you have to deal with the crowds, traffic, annual brush fires and occasional earthquakes.
I like Seattle second best, as I too prefer cooler weather, but you don’t get the color during Autumn as much as here, with all the evergreens, although the Olympics, Rainer, Baker, Hood, etc. are incredible. The sound is awesome, actually like it better than Lake Champlain (sixth largest lake in the country), but we have lots of history around here and charming villages.
But you know what they say: climate is what you expect; weather is what you get.
Seattle summers are pretty awesome imo.
The rain only comes often enough to be refreshing, and every once in a while you get a 2-week span of ridiculously comfortable sunny days. Plus it rarely gets so hot that being away from the AC is torture or anything.
Though they sink through the Sea, they shall rise again...Death shall have no dominion...
Up here in Victoria, I know our summers are technically sunnier than even the Canadian prairies.
They’re quite beautiful. People from out east complain they’re not hot enough, but honestly that sweltering heat really gets to me. I visited my sister in rural New Jersey once and it was ridiculously humid and hot.
I think their humidity is artificially tripled by all the useless human sweat.
As if sweating in a hot pool will cool you off…
I like it here much better.
I spent 4 years teaching in Lompoc California.
Johnny, you need to move there, you’d love it. I hated the lack of a winter, it just seemed wrong to be coaching basketball in the gym when it was 60 and sunny.
http://www.weather.com/weather/wxclimatology/monthly/graph/USCA0628
It’s like San Diego, but a tad cooler. I think it’d be right up your alley…
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on May 30, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions
I'm a Maui boy by nature.
Give me the hot weather year round over the crap weather that WA has for 2/3 of the year. I always said that if WA had Hawaii weather, it would be the most perfect place in the world.
Golden!
Tri-Cities guy here
Although I’ve lived in several places over the years…Pismo Beach, CA (foggy), Carslbad, CA (near-perfect weather 365 days a year, unless you like your winters cold and anything but 60+ degrees), Spring, TX (dear God, never again…made me hate all things Texas), San Jose, CA (nice, yellow, smoggy skies…ick), Bellingham, WA (the rain, she never ends!)…so, really, the 3 months of Tatooine-like weather never bothered me. Memorial day is generally hot enough to kick off bikini season, so really, it’s all good.
This year’s been grey so far, though. And wet. And cool (67F as I write this). It’s like the west-side weather is invading, and I’d really like to know who I can complain to about it.
Pismo and 'Poc are pretty much the same weather...
’Poc, being a tad inland makes for slightly less fog and a tad warmer, but very comparable.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on May 30, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I've always disliked summer ('cept for the part where there's no school)
and have been a fan of winter. It’s easier to be warm when it’s cold outside than it it to cool off when it’s hot outside. Not to mention how disgusting it is to be drenched in sweat. Plus football is on in the winter! And Christmas! And my birthday! ; )
Fall is my favourite time of year.
Weather’s still nice, and both football and school start.
Being skinny as a drinking straw makes me somewhat resilient to higher temperatures.
That said, living in the California valleys where it can be upwards of 80 degrees in the middle of the night (and I work nights, so I’m sleeping in the daytime) is not entirely comfortable.
I've always liked the heat.
I didn’t get to be in real heat consistently until I got into the Air Force and went to Texas, then Mississippi, back to Texas, then inland of San Fran, far enough to be consistently 80-95 during the summer, with 100’s coming up every now and again. And now instead of being able to wear a tee-shirt in 45 degree weather, anything under 65 I start to get cold. Especially after getting deployed to a place where it was 95 while I was working in the dead of the night.
The desert was too hot, but generally I like the warm weather.
I question the methodology...
of assuming that a “favorite season” survey is weather-related on a site full of die-hard football fans.
Autumn = football = my favorite season
Summer, summer, summer!!
Like Hmph, I’m a skinny dude. I don’t deal well with cold, and I hate getting up and trying to decide how many freaking layers I have to wear to stay comfortable on any given day. Summer, you pretty much know a T-shirt will be fine. The occasional sunburn sucks, but a little sunscreen prevents that, even on my Irish skin.
Plus, in the summer you can plan things and not worry too much about them being ruined by weather. It sucks spending all week wondering if your softball game will be rained out this weekend, or if you’ll be able to work outside in the yard, or fire up the BBQ.
Summer all day, if for no other reason than firing up the BBQ for some exceedingly tasty treats. Only thing missing is football.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
"Then I moved to the midwest after college, which was like buying a time-share inside of a fucking ceramics kiln'
Cry me a river. The Midwest is like Eden compared to North Florida (where I spent 6 years after growing up in the PNW), or South Carolina (where I’m stuck for the next two years).
As far as seasons go, I always liked spring and fall. It’s easy to say that your favorite season is the summertime when you live on the west coast where the summer weather is actually enjoyable.
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
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