Bracing for the Storm or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love hGH
The clouds are bruised, the air is charged, and the Synovial joint in your right knee that you busted in a high school football game aches like hell; in the immortal words of some unnamed rancher that I saw in a Western once, "a storm's a-brewin'". We haven't talked about it yet here, and that probably has more to do with a lack of information than interest, but the siezing of a Dr. Anthony Galea file folder marked "NFL" has Class 5 implications. We could see another BALCO.
Galea has long been under suspicion of illegal activities directly relating to PEDs. In December of 2009 The Mounties announced that they were teaming up with the FBI to investigate the good Dr.'s activities, specifically his alleged usage of Actovegin and hGH in treating CFL and NFL athletes. Just last month Galea was formally accused of both supplying the hormones, and smuggling them into the US of A. Galea has already been linked to Redskin's WR Santana (ay!) Moss: in fact, investigators believe that Galea was actually on his way to D.C. to administer his contraband concoctions to Moss when he was taken into custody.
Brendan Fraser and his band of miscreants seized a plethora of drugs, hormones, and files while raiding Dr. Girlfriend's office, all of which (except Actovegin [which is illegal]) one would find in many a surgeon's office. They also found a notebook, detailing his treatment of patients on American soil (also illegal), but I don't really care about that.
This brings us to the Forbidden File Folder of Mystery. When BALCO's files were seized in 2003, a score of athletes were implicated (including Shane Mosley, Barry Bonds, Marion Jones, and Romocop), and their reputations were tarnished, some beyond repair.
I'll admit that I'm nervous as to whose name is in the folder. They won't be in legal trouble, but they will definitely be in League-al trouble. According to reports, Galea never visited Seattle, and to my knowledge none of our players have ever used him, but we will still feel affects. For instance, a breakdown of Galea's planner shows that on August 9th he was in San Francisco, and that he treated athlete "G".
Let's see, whose name in San Francisco starts with the letter "G"? I'll give you a hint. Need another?
We can't know for certain whether or not Galea's actions in these cities are linked to the utilization of PEDs, for all we know his actions could have been purely ludic in nature. But I for one am praying that Seattle is safe, and will be marking this as one of the most important sports stories of the year.
Go Hawks.
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If this turns into a bigger thing,
The NFL should feel lucky baseball had it happen first. I think at this point, fans are almost apathetic when it comes to PEDs.
Considering Gore's injury troubles, that would not be a surprising name.
But let’s be honest. While I’m not going to “root” for other teams players to be dirty, how much fun would it be if Patrick Willis was named?
by Mind of no mind on Jun 22, 2010 3:45 AM PDT reply actions
Or both Gore and Willis?
I wouldn’t be surprised if they both were killed; their last memory being a stampeding, pantless, frothing-at-the-mouth Mike Singletary.
"Pass rushers enter the world of Okung but never leave." - JM
Also, the moment I thought of "recently buffed up, frequently injured player"
I thought of a Seahawk with the name starting with “L”.
Here’s another hint: “ofa Tatupu”
"Pass rushers enter the world of Okung but never leave." - JM
I doubt it
Bulk is one thing, but he hasn’t bounced back from injury quickly. Recovery is the big signature of hGH.
I was hung over and missed medical school
But I don’t think hGH does much for bones, but it would help with strengthening up the atrophied muscles.
Actually it does.
Most athletes take it for the sarc. hyperplasia I would imagine, but it also increases ossification and calcium retention in bones. It also causes the liver to release a growth factor (IGF-1 in case anyone gives a shit) which in turn stimulates osteoblastic activity.
I hadn’t thought about it, but Leon seems like he’d be a great candidate for it.
That could almost end up being a good thing.
If it’s true that his bulking up is contributing to his decline, then anything that forces him to lose some of that bulk is a good thing.
by Mind of no mind on Jun 22, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Schadenfreude at its best
Let’s just hope this happens to everyone else and not to us!
perhaps...
one of the few upsides of Tim Ruskell drafting “safe” “low risk” players.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZDUh9yboqI
Your culture is primitive; yet so funky!
by jubelthebear on Jun 22, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention with a "good" character
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
Considering the recent history of Seahawk injuries
And our inability to quickly/effectively bounce back from them, I’m not that worried about being on the list. If I had to guess names like Gore, Barber, S. Jackson will probably come up, just based on injury history and their ability to bounce back quickly. Teams like NE who consistantly have older players who end up performing better as they age will also be scrutinised. I don’t have any info, just thoughts on who will be scrutinized based on what has happened in other sports.
Who are these older players on New England that outperform expectations?
Joey Galloway? Shawn Springs? Fred Taylor?
I’m at the point where I don’t really care about PEDs and who is doing them but throwing out any old player who has a good year or injured player who comes back ahead of schedule as a possible doper is reckless.
I was thinking back in the mid 00s
I agree, my point was that those are the type of situations who will be questioned with no evidence. I think the Seahawks are in good shape though.
"ludic"?
OK, I’ve just learned a new word. Can’t think the last time that happened on a sports blog (at least, if you exclude technical sabermetric jargon). Well played, sir, well played.
by The Ancient Mariner on Jun 22, 2010 9:34 AM PDT reply actions
No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass...
by DJ C-Raig on Jun 22, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Didn't like Tommy Boy much.
Sorry. Though I slept with a girl who was in it. Does that make me a fan?
Hehe.
Normally I can’t stand watching people get hurt, but when it’s an animal killing or maiming someone who was torchering it, it just makes me smile. This one reminds me of the end of the movie Hot Fuzz
by Mind of no mind on Jun 22, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

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