Apparently Tate lives in the building. He went down to get a donut(s) and spooked the bakers who called the police. Once they realized who he was everything was fine and they felt bad about calling the police but since the cops showed up they had to issue him a trespassing warning. Or so the story goes.

in the same building where they make donuts.

That’s fucking hilarious! And the jokes made in the comment thread are just awesome!

Big Ben would have put the hole in the donut.

Priceless!

Oakland already tried the 300 pound QB experiment, I’d hate to repeat at reciever.

To Danny O’Neill; “I’m not disappointed in a guy being in a doughnut shop when they’ve got maple bars like Top Pot has,” Carroll said. “However, under the circumstances I think they were closed or they were trying to close or something like that. So that’s definitely one. We talked about it, and he’s most remorseful about it and all that. I do understand the allure of the maple bars.”

listening to Kansas City radio today and this came up. It’s hilarious, I guess Golden really likes late-night ERRRR early-morning donut runs. Personally, I like Dunkin Donuts because one autumn Saturday morning, I was in north Phoenix (Glendale) and got a strawberry donut. While there, I met one of the most gorgeous women I’ve ever seen and she actually flirted with me. Of course, I saw her husband, who goes about 6’6" and 285 who gave me a friendly nod, so I thought I’d better not screw around. I waved good-bye and she did too, so sigh, God bless Dunkin Donuts!

Sounds like weed to me.

I’m not sure if you Seattlites have an aversion to chronic, do you? No, you do, all the stoners live in Oregon, my bad

receive the weed.

they are missing out on a golden opportunity. (cheese pun half intended). This is the greatest, weirdest (same thing) news story of the offseason.

She’s like serious right now.