221-220
My 28th season as a Seattle Seahawks fan unofficially kicks off this Thursday, when I make the trip out to the VMAC to take in a day of Training Camp. Starting with week one of the 1983 season, I have watched 441 consecutive non-strike Seahawks regular season & playoff games (no, the '87 scab games DO NOT COUNT. I refused to watch the first two games, but my resistance broke down when Largent crossed the picket lines for game #3. Please don't take this as something overtly political, but I'm a pro-labor guy, even when it comes to well-paid athletes). I attended 49 of those games in person, and watched the other 392 live on television. The Seahawks record with me watching?
221-220.
Nearly perfect mediocrity. If you know your Seahawks history, there is something almost poetic about this. Let me explain...
There are teams out there that have histories festooned with championship glory, while still others have sent their fans down a long road pockmarked with the potholes of defeat. In some cases, if you have personality and a huge fan base, you can become "loveable losers" like the Chicago Cubs.
Our Seahawks have neither consistently soared to championship heights or plummeted into the valley of top-5 picks. No; Our claim to fame is an almost mystical ability to stay in an odd 7-to-9 win limbo state. In the entire history of the franchise, the Seahawks have never posted consecutive 10-win regular seasons. Conversely, they've only had one three-year stretch of seasons with 10+ defeats (1992-1994).
Pro Football Reference has done the heavy lifting research-wise on this, and the results are clear. The Seahawks are an almost shockingly consistent franchise, and that consistency is in the 7-to-9-win range. This consistency is a big reason why the Seahawks are also among the NFL's "leaders" at JUUUUST missing the playoffs (which I talked about in more detail on my home blog). In 30 non-strike seasons since the NFL adopted a 16-game schedule, the Seahawks have finished 7-9, 8-8, or 9-7 16 times(!); In 32 total seasons (including the strike years of 1982 and 1987), Seattle has finished +1 to -1 in relation to a .500 finish 18 times.
This is something easy to bemoan, because in addition to being up in "South Alaska," this tendency towards mediocrity has made our franchise nearly invisible to the rest of the football world. In a sense we don't even have the virtue of being bad enough to draw NEGATIVE attention our way. Also, we rarely are crappy enough for long enough to get a string of choices at the top of the NFL draft, so the mediocrity can become self-sustaining.
One of the few good things about enduring the last couple of awful seasons is that I'd greet an 8-8 campaign in 2010 like it was a personal visit from Bill Murray, and he was at my doorstep to deliver me my own Unlicensed Nuclear Accelerator. In a larger sense, I'm pretty content as a fan if my teams are at least competitive late into the season. Maybe those expectations are too low on my end, but if the Seahawks go into the season finale against the Rams next January with SOME sort of chance at the playoffs, I'll be a very happy Twelve.
What do you think? If Pete Rozelle's ghost showed up and told you the Seahawks would finish between 7-9 and 9-7 for the next, say, four seasons, would that sound like cruel torture or would you think "well, at least we'll have a shot at sneaking in the playoffs and going all '79 Rams/'08 Cardinals on everyone's asses?"
Don't forget to check out my home blog, Dave Krieg's Strike Beard.
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It's kinda eerie that
at 5:33 PST on August 10th 2010 the votes on this poll are split dang near exactly down the middle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZDUh9yboqI
Your culture is primitive; yet so funky!
Since I don't want to break the rules here and start a political flame war
I will just say that I respectfully disagree with you, good sir. :)
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
damb Unions
Talking food right off the board of directors and shareholders tables. let them eat cake!!
yea dude
This leads to another totally hypothetical question
As a fan, which scenario would you prefer:
-Seahawks go 14-2, smash everyone in their path, and win the Super Bowl in a blowout
OR
-Seahawks go 9-7, sneak into the playoffs with a late-season rally, and go on a Cinderella run that ends with a game winning FG on the final play of the Super Bowl
I think both have their unique charms.. what say y’all?
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 10, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
I want the 14-2 and Super Bowl blowout.
I agree that either one would be an amazing experience, and the Cinderella run would probably be remembered by more people, but I’ve experienced amazing regular seasons by the Seahawks, Mariners and Sonics, and there is nothing more fun than going into every game totally believing that the whole sports world has to acknowledge your teams greatness. But I’ve never experienced one of these seasons actually ending in a championship, so I think I’d like to experience that with one of my teams before I die (preferably the Seahawks).
by Mind of no mind on Aug 10, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
How about
back-to-back championships, with the cinderella run first? :)
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 10, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Pats didn't go back-to-back with the cinderella/domination championship combo
but they came close (XXXVI and XXXVIii)
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 11, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
14 - 2
I want to crush our enemies , see them driven before us , and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!
by Lo Pann on Aug 10, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey, who doesn't want to root for Conan the Barbarian?
But I think something can be said for being Ben Richards, taking down Sub Zero, looking right at Killian, and busting this on him…
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 10, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
better clip
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 10, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't mind the mediocre underdog but
I prefer the pure unadulterated ass kicking
Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!
Jesus Christ
I love Ah-Nold. Even when shit was laughably over the top (like in Commando), the dude was mesmerizing, and his movies were a blast.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 10, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He needs to stop being Governor
and go back to making awesome movies. Makes me kind of exited to see The Expendables.
Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!
Don't get too excited
He’s in it for like 60 seconds, tops.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 11, 2010 3:33 AM PDT up reply actions
That's fine though
because it has 80’s super mega blockbuster talent , mixed in with SyFy channel talent to create what will be described as the greatest action drama love story ever put on film.
Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!
Holy Jesus that looks awful.
The ultimate movie for douchebags.
The former.
I’m overseas and would need to know early if I should make travel plans should they sew up home field.
by hairofthedawg on Aug 10, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That was important for me in 2005
By clinching the #1 seed around Xmas, I had time to plan for a trip out to Seattle (from Ohio) for the NFC Championship Game.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 10, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm tired of mediocrity.
And the worst part about this scenario is that knowing you’re gonna be mediocre takes away the best part about mediocrity. With the Seahawks always hovering around .500, every year I would feel so certain it was going to be the year that they finally took the next step. So many years of either starting out hot, only to hit a horrible losing streak, or starting out horrible only to finish strong and just miss the playoffs.
Actually, it’s funny because I’ve heard a lot of 49er fans talk about how they’re going to be awesome next year because they went 8-8 including 6 loses by 7 points or less. They figure that this year they’ll take the next step and if they learn to win half of those close games they can be an 11-5 team. It made me go back and look at all of those seahawk teams from the 90’s that went 6-10 to 9-7 and almost without fail, every single one of those years would have 4 to 6 loses by 7 points or less. And I think that’s why I was always having my heart broken, because every single year I would think we’d be right on the precipice of greatness, only to fall just short yet again. But as much as it sucked, it always gave me hope for the next year and fueled me through the offseason, keeping me excited about the draft, free agency and training camp. I think knowing that we’d always be a mediocre team would kill my enthusiasm, and I’d just go through the motions of watching the games and nothing else.
by Mind of no mind on Aug 10, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
Well, what is "mediocre?"
The 2006 team went 9-7, but if Matt finds a wide open Engram in OT at Chicago, we reach the NFC Championship, and I would have liked our chances v. that Saints team… the ’83s went 9-7 and reached the AFC title game, etc.
If all I tell you is that the team will go 9-7, I’m not actually giving up all THAT much info :)
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 10, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The 2006 team was mediocre
And got hot at the right time when Shaun played very well against the Bears.
Also with our pass defense I’d imagine Drew Brees would’ve smashed us at the time. However the win against Dallas was legendary.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
Mediocre but got hot at the right time?
You just described the 2008 Arizona Cardinals, and they were a Santonio Holmes toe away from becoming world champions.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, and I was so happy that day
I’d have been miserable if one of the worst franchises in football and one of our division rivals finally made the playoffs and went on to win the Super Bowl before we did.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
Would have rather AZ win
than the fucking goddamn shit eating, dick biting Steelers.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 10, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It feels like 80% of Arizona's roster is ex-Steelers
Plus while it’s relatively a new thing, I cannot root for a division rival to win a Super Bowl. I’m not for “winning one for the NFC West” unless we do the winning.
Nick Garcia is the Brian Russell of MLS but 10 times worse.
by SSreporters on Aug 10, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I was so rooting for AZ.
The division rival thing is a double-edged sword; it’d hurt if they won before us, but at the same time it’d help boost the legitimacy of the entire division (which everyone thinks of, not unjustifiably, as awful).
If it hadn’t been Pittsburgh I’d probably have been more indifferent.
Thank you, Walter Jones.
Thank you, Ken Griffey Jr.
That was a really enjoyable read, DKSB
You’d almost want to get the “kings of mediocrity” banners out, if that weren’t so…mediocre.
Thanks man
That’s always nice to hear.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 10, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
50 years of 14-2 obliterations of the rest of the league.
And they will still jizz about Shitsburg and Dallas. I’ll take the wins, you can have the media darlings.
9-7 will fall ya backwards into the playoffs, but will usually get you spanked by better teams. I would rather stink it up as new and young personnel learn new systems and we accumulate high picks by a talented front office and deep pocketed owner. Except we will be at least a legitimate threat to compete, so stinking won’t be an option with this ownership/front office/coaching staff.
How about 16-0 so we don't have to see those freaking old fart Dolphins anymore?
In my experience as an athlete, winning never, ever, gets old or boring. Just win, baby! Cinderella has charm, but I’d rather run up front with a smokin’ hot Meagan Fox and lead wire-to-wire.
OK - I brain farted about the Patsies
but I’m an old enough fart myself to have the "Fins stuck in my head after seeing them so many years.
19-0 would rule, but 12-8 would be fine by me
as long as the season ends with a Seahawk hoisting the Lombardi Trophy.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
As classy and good hearted as Seahawks fans are-
we might be our own worst enemy. You can’t blame us… We’ve been conditioned and indoctrinated to accept mediocrity. I’m always amazed at the loyalty some players will inspire simply for doing something not crappy for a season or two.(or one preseason) I’m sick of the mediocrity that surrounds me. (looks at girlfriend- eye twitches involuntarily)
We must raise our expectations!
Hey, I want to win a Super Bowl
…as badly as anyone else. But “mediocre” seasons like ‘83, ’86, ’87, ’88, ’99, ’06, etc can still be a FUCKING BLAST. And it’s been said before, but once you get in the tournament, anything can happen (and sometimes it does).
It’s another sport, but do you think any St. Louis Cardinals fans dismissed or failed to enjoy winning the 2006 World Series because the team went 83-78 in the regular season? Doubtful.
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 10, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Johnny, I'm sure this has been said repeatedly.
But I think your posts complete Field Gulls. Sure, most of us are of the more logical argument/discussion persuasion and enjoy depth of study as part of our fandom. But the fundamental things we love about Seattle sports and Seahawks history can really come to the fore when you post. We can explore what it means to be a fan. Thanks a ton mate.
Though they sink through the Sea, they shall rise again...Death shall have no dominion...
by Cheddar28 on Aug 11, 2010 12:17 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Thanks Cheddar
That’s why Morgan is the man… He recognized my raw talent and honed it into a deadly instrument of blogging! :)
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 11, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Side note
If you’re at practice Thursday, and you are hoping to hunt me down “Most Dangerous Game” style, here’s a helpful picture:

See you at the VMAC!
"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." -Don Draper
by Johnny Peel (DKSB) on Aug 11, 2010 8:16 AM PDT reply actions
I'd rather go up and down* than stuck in the middle...
*and back up again, of course.































