Seahawks First Offensive Series (Featuring Nails Okung)
My laptop broke this morning. Or sometime overnight. It's broken - blue screen of death and everything.
I am working on our backup computer and it's a mostly broken, displays in shades of pink, loud as a vacuum cleaner, hand-assembled POS that struggles to run Word and the internet at the same time.
Seahawks fans welcome Mansfield Wrotto. Wrotto, like this computer, with its Goodwill "No Exchange" sticker on the monitor, is a stop gap and just barely that. But we like Wrotto, because we've stuck with Wrotto for a while and though he's gathered dust, he's what we have and what we have is all we have for now.
This is almost certainly my only post for today, as I fear if this computer runs more than 60 minutes continuously, it will burst into white hot flames and boil my cat in his own fluffy fur.
Get well soon, Russell Okung.
Seattle didn't face anything like a starting defense. Green Bay sat three of their four starters at linebacker and three of their four starters at defensive back. Matt Hasselbeck had a good game against the Packers mixed second string unit, but then so did Wrotto. We should b e happy, but within perspective. It's good to see Hasselbeck execute but he executed against a softer, less complex and less attacking defense than he's ever likely to face in the regular season.
Let's take care of this opening drive before I need to go find my fire extinguisher. It's funny because I'm boned.
1-10-SEA 15 (14:55) 20-J.Forsett up the middle to SEA 16 for 1 yard (54-B.Chillar, 42-M.Burnett).
Okung's injury occurred right away - less than a second into the first play. Ben Hamilton was attempting to block Cullen Jenkins, tripped and fell on Okung's ankle. If watching an injury happen could foster hope, watching this injury does. The incident looks minor and Okung is able to pick himself up and finish the play. Hamilton's missed block seals Justin Forsett's fate, as he is forced to evade Jenkins in the backfield and then left to smash into an already closed hole after he does.
2-9-SEA 16 (14:28) 20-J.Forsett right tackle to SEA 18 for 2 yards (77-C.Jenkins).
Okung resumes left tackle, and, after the snap, pulls hard right and throws a good looking cut block. The offensive line generates good push on an inside zone right, and the play is very close to busting big. We're squeezing the good out of the bad, today. Good out of bad. Good out of bad. Until only bad remains.
3-7-SEA 18 (13:47) (Shotgun) 8-M.Hasselbeck pass incomplete short left to 83-D.Branch.
Seattle employs six blockers. Okung shadows and stalls his opponent. Hasselbeck reads right then left and finds Brnach coming back a mile for the ball. The pass isn't perfect, but Branch should catch it, and despite his gesticulating that interference took place, this goes down in the record books as a simple drop.
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You are giving me hope John.
Hope that they are simply being super cautious with their star LT and it’s nothing more then a slight tweak of his ankle that won’t keep him out. If he goes down for the season I’m blaming you!
Now with more lemon bars!
the fact that he
played a few more snaps after the sprain has to be good news right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZDUh9yboqI
Your culture is primitive; yet so funky!
I'd hope so.
I’d imagine if it were serious, he wouldn’t be able to walk.
"Pass rushers enter the world of Okung but never leave." - JM
by Nick Andron on Aug 22, 2010 3:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Not necessarily true
People have torn ligaments and not felt a thing and carried on unperturbed (See Walter Thurmond). I just hope his pride or spirit didn’t injure it any more.
Eddie Izzard ran 43 marathons in 51 days with 5 weeks of training. What's stopping you?
True - I blew up my ankle so bad in basketball the connecting tissue tore the bone apart
…and I tried to walk it off for a couple minutes. But then quickly realized it wasn’t a typical sprain. A couple screws and cast later, and I decided it is a bad thing to land on someone’s foot after skying up to block a shot (back when I had some mean hops)
In the heat of battle, adrenaline masks pain, and you need to be a bit careful.
On the bottom of the screen on NFL Network LaConfora is saying that it is not that serious and he will only miss 2-4 weeks.
Hopefully these are Leon Washington weeks and not Deion Branch weeks.
by Big E-Z on Aug 22, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
This morning my computer was dead
Within a few hours, I seemingly have fixed it. I have nothing more to add but maybe the Okung injury and my computer’s false death will somehow mirror each other.
we'll give you no more than 2 weeks to rehab that sprained computer, John.
"Football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental." - Doug Plank
Thank you.
I have no doubt that you prayed to the football gods; You begged them to heap afflictions upon yourself, in accordance with karmic law, that our team might be spared. Your laptop incident probably saved Okung half the season.
by Jason_D on Aug 23, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
JM I totally had you pegged as a dog man.
Is it just me or do the hawks have a much higher incidence of inflicting injuries on each other rather than their opponents? Deon Grant blowing up Tatupu comes to mind.
by nickfru1 on Aug 22, 2010 4:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I love dogs, but cats are cool.
Cats make sense at points in one’s life, but we are definitely thinking about adopting a dog.
Yah I guess I know what you mean. A cat is less responsability than a dog.
My wife and I are also going to get a dog here in the next few months. Only I don’t really know how to go about it.
We're thinking direct adoption
With all respect to the Humane Society and with all respect to their practical need to spay or neuter all pets before release, I would like a dog that is whole and that we are free to alter, if need be, after it has reached adulthood.
do you have a
preference on breed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZDUh9yboqI
Your culture is primitive; yet so funky!
by jubelthebear on Aug 22, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Mutt
though I have some ideas about the composition of said mutt.
by John Morgan on Aug 22, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If you are going to have kids before the dog is gone
I highly reccomend a Lab or a mutt with a lot of Lab influence. There are some other breeds that are good with kids too, but Labs are the best. Putting a dog down cause he bites, even if its just a light snap, your one year old is an easy decision, but it still sucks. Labs will let kids do anything to them, so you can easily teach the kids to respect the animals, and they are fiercly loyal.
This is true for pretty much any breed.
Dogs need to be socialized as puppies. To kids, cats, other animals. For instance, when I was a toddler we had a Doberman that I would basically use as a pillow/rag doll/mountain for matchbox cars. On the other hand, I’ve worked with many Lab/Lab mixes that are batshit crazy and will absolutely bite if provoked. The only breed I would dismiss out of hand are Chow mixes. Something about that breed, when mixed, makes for unpredictability.
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
What the french, toast?
by Wayward Llama on Aug 23, 2010 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely
The kids need to be old enough to learn to respect the dog two. Had a vet say two or three is a good bottom end age, but it is kid to kid.
What is the difference between a puppy and squirrel?
Cuteness doesn’t count.
Please adopt.
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
What the french, toast?
by Wayward Llama on Aug 23, 2010 4:38 AM PDT up reply actions
and Petfinder.com is a good site.
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
What the french, toast?
by Wayward Llama on Aug 23, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Can someone else please watch Matt's reaction
After Carlson’s second drop at the 9:30 mark in the 2nd? It’s hilarious.
by DJ C-Raig on Aug 22, 2010 4:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
John...
You are a god of the first magnitude. I love how easy it is for you to find metaphors for football in things that happen in your life. It’s great stuff!
Get a good dog. May your computer continue to magically work. Say a few prayers to Nick Reed for luck. All is well.

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