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Portrait of a Man About To Tell Matt Hasselbeck He Has Big Balls

From Seahawks.com photographer Rod Mar's excellent Eye On The Hawks photoblog and NFL.com.


Wear a suit to work, then put on khakis and a hoodie. Peter Pan's got nothin' on Peter Carroll.

 

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"Is Singletary actually wearing a wooden cross? Damn. That's ballsy."

 


A coach dancing on the field is unsportsmanlike conduct and opens him up to ridicule in a segment of "C'mon man!"

 


Hasselbeck exults as a stoic parabolic microphone operator tries to pick up any balls-related conversation.

 

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"Dude! BALLS!! These are my big balls! But in this context they represent your big balls!"

 

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"Yeah baby! Big Balls Matt! That's you! Your number is two big balls lying on their side!"

 

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"You got no balls, Alex Smith! You got no BALLS!!"

 


A truly big ball.

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