Seahawks Rank First in VOA
That and a buck will buy you candy bar.
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John Morgan
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I like that FO's solution to early season small sample sizes is to include the preseason in their DAVE stat. That fixes everything!
But hey, we’re number 1! We’re number 1! Woooooooo!
I kind of expected it. Subjectively the closest comparable blowout was the Pats over the Bengals and that was still a contest.
Right, that one definitely.
Anyway, point being, week 1 tends to be a blowout weekend but this year there weren’t many.
by jacobstevens on Sep 14, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Statistically, it was a contest
But the Bengals got most of their offense and points after they’d already lost— “garbage time”.
But will that and a buck get you a king-sized candy bar.

… because that’s what’s happenin’.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Mmm Kit-Kat.
And it’s almost Halloween, so CHEAP CANDY EVERYWHERE! WHEE!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Sep 14, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They also give Seattle a 55.6% chance of making the playoffs
Basically, their simulator believes that the Rams still suck, and the Niners suck even worse, making the NFC West a fairly even 2-team race.
It's too early still.
If the Rams win more games than the Niners than something has gone horribly wrong. Like “San Francisco was blown up by a meteor” wrong.
If I'm gonna pollute my body with candy, only the best for me.
I refuse the bargan bin “Heinous anus”
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by RolloTomasi on Sep 14, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Those are cookies tho... ass cookies... not candy bars.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Sep 14, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You can buy a Snickers at any grocery store for, like, 89 cents.
by Coach Owens on Sep 14, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
crap candy.
Semper Fi'
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Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Sep 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm surprised by this.
I thought our first half coupled with the general inability to move the ball on the ground would move us back in a few of their categories.
"Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden." The Monarch
by crushedoptimist on Sep 14, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
Me too.
Yet somehow the offense grades out as a tick above average.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 14, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the nose I think.
And head shape.
Though they sink through the Sea, they shall rise again...Death shall have no dominion...
Mouths arent all that similar.
Though they sink through the Sea, they shall rise again...Death shall have no dominion...
If we haven't already,
can we start referring to Leroy Hill as Kimbo Slice?
Please use the "reply" feature to nest comments within a subthread.
It helps keep the comments readable. Thanks!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 15, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Sweet, my first noob slap down
Sorry, did not notice my reply fail. Been reading this site for a year now and have seen a few first- time posters get the noob treatment, and never post again. While I see the value of our site decorum I think this type of self-regulation should be reserved for repeat offenders. If someone needs to be reminded, a message to them could read: “Hey, great post, thanks. You appear to be new to the community so I wanted to welcome you and direct you to FGs rules page.” If this doesn’t work then a kind reminder should be issued. We should always care more for the person than the rules.
Great observation.
I concur.
Though they sink through the Sea, they shall rise again...Death shall have no dominion...
You know what it's like to be struck by a load of bullshit
Giving you a specialized skill set, which was previously available only from Biff Tannen and narcoleptic farm labor.
by Jason_D on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe that would have worked if I'd have said...
“…strikes me like a load of bullshit.”
Regardless, not sure why you would choose to be a dick for no reason. Enjoy your rec?
I didn't mean to insult you,
and I’m sorry if it came off that way.
It was only meant as literalist humor, answering the rhetorical question (“what do I know”) with reference to the previous metaphor (“load of bullshit”). Sometimes, that sort of thing comes off as amusing; other times, it just sounds stupid.
Cheers.
Internet comments/posts are a pain ti interpret sometimes.
I usually give whoever the benefit of the doubt and if I feel insulted, re-read.
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