There is nothing quite like watching playoff football with your team still alive. The NFL has been reduced to eight franchises and our beloved Seattle Seahawks are one of them. The rest of the league watches this fantastic slate of games from home, wistfully hoping to get so far in the future. Their teams have ceased to exist. The Super Bowl is two wins away. 

 #5 Baltimore Ravens at #2 Pittsburgh Steelers, 1:30 PM Pacific, CBS. Line: Steelers -3. Over/under: 37. Referee: Jeff Triplette.

Greg Gumbel and Dan Dierdorf from a wintry Heinz Field for this authentic grudge match. There are reasons to not like the Ravens, I guess, but Christalmighty I hate Pittsburgh so much. Ray Ray, go stomp the fuck out of that goddamn rapist. Or: XL rematch? Shh. Don't speak its name.

"Don't dare try to give me a nickel and say it's a dime." - Chuck Knox