"Wait... what did you say about my mama?"
If you're a casual observer of the Seahawks you might have woken up this morning looking forward to watching the game and then became crestfallen when you realized that the Seahawks have a bye. Well, not all is lost, because there are still 13 games to watch. Here is the schedule (and here's how I picked them, if you care, which I know you do, because you kind of like me a little):
Carolina Panthers @ Atlanta Falcons
Indianapolis Colts @ Cincinnati Bengals
San Francisco 49ers @ Detroit Lions
St Louis Rams @ Green Bay Packers
Buffalo Bills @ New York Giants
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Pittsburgh Steelers
Philadelphia Eagles @ Washington Redskins
Houston Texans @ Baltimore Ravens
Cleveland Browns @ Oakland Raiders
Dallas Cowboys @ New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Minnesota Vikings @ Chicago Bears (SNF)
Miami Dolphins @ New York Jets (MNF)
If you live in the Seattle area (check out The506 if you don't), you'll get to watch the game of the week - San Fran at Detroit - on Fox at 10:00am. During commercials, you can flip over to CBS to see the Bills take on the Giants. At 1:15pm, you get to watch Dallas play New England.
Open Thread Time. Discuss.