Post Your Hawk: Week 8

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2011 10:10 AM PDT

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Don't laugh Charlie. You blew goats

Cincinnati Bengals (4-2) vs. Seattle Seahawks (2-4)

Cincinnati Injuries: Nate Clements CB (Knee, LP Wed., LP Thurs.); Howard Thomas LB (Hamstring, DNP Wed., LP Thurs.); Kelly Jennings CB (Hamstring, FP Wed., FP Thurs.); Adam Jones CB (Neck, FP Wed., FP Thurs.); Rey Maualuga LB (Ankle, DNP Wed., DNP Thurs.); Dan Skuta LB (Groin, LP Wed., LP Thurs.)

Seattle Injuries: Atari Bigby S (Hamstring, DNP Thurs.); Brandon Browner (Not injury related, DNP Wed.); Kam Chancellor S (Knee, FP Wed., FP Thurs.); Tarvaris Jackson QB (Pectoral, LP Wed., LP Thurs.); Jeron Johnson S (Ankle, DNP Thurs.); Marshawn Lynch RB (Back, FP Wed., FP Thurs.); Zach Miller TE (Neck/Head, LP Wed., FP Thurs.); Max Unger C (Foot, LP Wed, FP Thurs.)

After last week's shit sandwich, I'm looking for some hope up in this bitch. I'm going deep, a la the Sex Cannon. My Hawk this week is Sydney Rice. Even though I don't think Tarvaris is going to play this week, and even though the Bengals' defense is better than I realized, I believe Rice is going to come up big -- to the tune of 6 catches, 120 yards, and 2 TDs. Hawks win 24-17.

Those who picked David Hawthorne (ME!), or Chris Clemons picked the only two players to have a good week. Nobody took Red Bryant. Here's the link to the point prediction spreadsheet: Link. The last two weeks have been pretty ugly for the majority of us. Also, this week's spreadsheet reflects the first week in which people have been dropped from the list as they've already missed more than four weeks. Even if you've been eliminated from the championship, you can still give me score predictions and I'll still track them in the spreadsheet; I'll just hide the rows when it comes to linking to it in the Post Your Hawk FanPost.

Who ya got?!

SEA!

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Sidney Rice

Hopefully he lines up against Kelly Jennings and lights him up for 11 catches for 141 Yards and 2 TDs, Seahawks win 24-17

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by Seahawk Junky on Oct 28, 2011 9:08 AM PDT reply actions

Wow

In the excitement of being first post, I actually did not even read your predictions until I finished posting mine, I just realized I probably look like a total douche for picking same player, same TDs and same effing SCORE?!?!?!

Make It Matter

by Seahawk Junky on Oct 28, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions

Just a note

I really really really really hate kelly Jennings’ guts!

by datboyeddiep on Oct 28, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions

It's ok.

We can raise beers together when our prediction comes true.

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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions

Sounds Good

…….wheeeeen I get back from Afghanistan……Cowgirls Inc. ? Does anyone go there anymore?

Make It Matter

by Seahawk Junky on Oct 28, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions

Yes, big hit with the Afghan crowd

Although it’s been a real “Kabab Fest” there lately.

by goatweed on Oct 28, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I choose

Kellllly Jennings, Giving up 3 tds and and 4 missed tackles…

I really wish I had a jersey of his to wear this weekend…

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by 12tudentoftheGame on Oct 28, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Kelly Jennings is the 4th CB

And I don’t think Tarvaris would exploit that matchup anyway

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by Thomas Beekers on Oct 28, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Browner

8 tackles, 2 PD, 1INT.
Hawks 34 Bengals 20

by bonecruncher on Oct 28, 2011 9:32 AM PDT reply actions

I keep trying to add a picture to the story

But its freaking out.

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT reply actions

Chris Clemons

1 sack.

Seahawks 16 Bengals 10

I respect your opinion even though it's wrong.

by SSreporters on Oct 28, 2011 10:24 AM PDT reply actions

Earl Thomas

The D will force the Bengals into a mostly one dimension passing game. Earl gets a pick 6.
Runner-up: Chris Clemons with 1FF and 2 more sacks.

With Charlie at the reins, another defensive battle. Hawks 12-7.

by MapleBar on Oct 28, 2011 10:40 AM PDT reply actions

Dougie Baldwin

8 catches, 99 yards, 1 td

Not enough, as the Hawks lose 24-14

by Tord F on Oct 28, 2011 10:49 AM PDT reply actions

Sidney Rice

10 catches, 187 yards, 2 TD’s.

Hawks win 21-7.

by Jason X USN on Oct 28, 2011 10:55 AM PDT reply actions

Kam Chancellor

Sack and a pick.

Bengals 17-10

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by Wayward Llama on Oct 28, 2011 10:57 AM PDT reply actions

This is getting harder and harder

Earl Thomas 6 tackles, 3 PD and an INT

Bengals 24 Seahawks 13

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by DSAhawker on Oct 28, 2011 11:05 AM PDT reply actions

That's what he said.

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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions

Kam Chancellor

7 tkls 1 int and 2 sacks

by Bruiser89171 on Oct 28, 2011 11:25 AM PDT reply actions

Lynch

200 yards 2TD’s because he owes us two games worth of production..

by mattythefatty on Oct 28, 2011 11:36 AM PDT reply actions

Marshawn Lynch

18 carries for 63 yards, 3 catches for 22. 2 TDs, thanks to some good field positioning by the D/ST units.

Game ends in a 17-17 tie.

by HititHere on Oct 28, 2011 11:41 AM PDT reply actions

Also, one really great post-game interview by BEEF MO.

by HititHere on Oct 28, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions

Leon

Leon picks up 200+ all purpose yards, including one return TD
Hawks pull one out at home, 17-14.

by SmartAssCoug on Oct 28, 2011 11:43 AM PDT reply actions

Miller is playing?

If so, I will take Cameron Morrah as my guy to get a TD and 70 yards.
Miller will be back blocking as our line gets destroyed.
Hawks lose 23 – 10

by goatweed on Oct 28, 2011 12:07 PM PDT reply actions

How hostile will the crowd be to me?

IM a Bengals fan and will be wearing an orange hat. i would assume they wont give me too much crap because a) the Bengals arent any kind of rival, and b) we have historically sucked.

Basically, do I need to bring a shank??

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by Derftron on Oct 28, 2011 12:25 PM PDT reply actions

This isn't oakland

enjoy the game

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by 12tudentoftheGame on Oct 28, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions

If by Shank you mean Lamb Shank, please do

And remember to share.

by goatweed on Oct 28, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Seattle sports hostility is mostly sarcasm

You will likely be goaded by everyone around you but leave feeling like you made some new friends. I would highly recommend ear protection as you likely wont be a willing participant in the torrent of noise and that would have to be annoying as an opposing fan.

by CMoney87 on Oct 28, 2011 1:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

You are infinitely more likely to have a beer purchased for you after the game

Rather than be assaulted.

by HititHere on Oct 28, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions

sounds good

I wasn’t actually scared of being assaulted, more curious of the level of “asshole-ness” that I am about to encounter. Im expecting more raised eyebrows, as I will probably be one of 3-4 Bengals fans in the building.

Im looking forward to it,. have never been to a seahawk game. I promise if the Bengals win that I wond be the guy yelling “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” in the concourse after the game. those types deserve ass-whippings

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by Derftron on Oct 28, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions

You probably won't see a lot of hostility.

You’ll probably get a lot of “Hey man, you came all the way out here for the game? Bitchin!” and “wouldn’t it be awesome if one of us rooted for a good team? Oh well!” comments.

by HititHere on Oct 28, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions

just watch

some weird cosmic law dictates that all the asshole hawk fans will come out for this one…

Heresy grows from idleness.

by Corax --Nevermore-- on Oct 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Charlie Whitehurst

Playing with a chip on his shoulder has a great game: 21/30, 249 yards passing, 2 TDs (1 rushing). Hawks win 20-10.

by rossco17 on Oct 28, 2011 12:39 PM PDT reply actions

I think it's more likely that Charlie gets another chip on his shoulder

this one chops off his body from the waist up, though.

Heresy grows from idleness.

by Corax --Nevermore-- on Oct 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Max Unger

Because we won’t notice he is back.

Hawks make Andy Dalton look good in a 17-10 ugly Hawk loss.

by mlathrop3 on Oct 28, 2011 1:05 PM PDT reply actions

Zach Miller

6 catches for 80 yds and 2 td’s
Seahawks 17-10

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by Icyhawk on Oct 28, 2011 1:13 PM PDT reply actions

Earl Thomas

Picks a pair of Dalton passes and even takes one of them to the house. He finishes with 2 int, 8 tackles (one for loss), and a TD.

Too bad it is not enough to make up for another brutal game from clipboard “HEY-Suess”.

Hawks lose 24-20

by brockled on Oct 28, 2011 1:20 PM PDT reply actions

I was just thinking how ironic it would be if

Kelly Jennings made a play on the ball for a Pick 6.

But that would require an alternate universe.

by broadbill birdwatcher on Oct 28, 2011 1:43 PM PDT reply actions

shit

I’m pissed that there’s no fringe today. The frickin world series will be over by 9, come the hell on, screw local news.

Heresy grows from idleness.

by Corax --Nevermore-- on Oct 28, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Cincy's D is better than the browns...so I expect

Bengals win 4-2 with Chuck leading the scoring by giving up 2 safeties, and Kam “Bam thank you mAm-dy Dalton” posting the only points FOR the hawks on a clean blind side sack.

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by pqlqi on Oct 28, 2011 1:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

ET 1 pick 1 sack

Bengals 24-7

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by RagingAlot on Oct 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions

Mebane

1 FF, 1 PD, 5 tackles, 2 TFL.

I'm kind of a big deal...

by Benny Boy on Oct 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions

I expect to see Big Red have another beastly showing.

4 tackles, 2 TFL, and 1.5 sacks.

17-10 Bengals, which will make me sad.

Eternally looking forward to someone making a Seahawks song based off of Lil' Jon's "Shots" song named "Hawks!"

by Bobby Cink on Oct 28, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions

Going with the Chancellor of Pain

5 tackles and a sack.
Hawks lose 20-13 sadly

by Ben Knibbe on Oct 28, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions

BMW

6 catches, 89 yards and a touchdown.
The 12th Man also gets a game ball.

Seahawks 20, Bengals 17

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by TrueHawkForLife on Oct 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

KJ Wright

steps up for a big game.

But he’s on the field all day. Cincy 17-10

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by hazbro24 on Oct 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions

Zach Miller

6 catches 71 yards, Hawks lose 14-0

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by .Bonzo on Oct 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

Roy Lewis is foaming at the mouth

as he forces a fumble and runs it 7 yards into the endzone
Lynch 189 yds 3 td’s
Baldwin 15 catches 298 yards and 4 touchdowns
Seahawks lose 24-0

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by DKrottenhawk on Oct 28, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

That...doesn't make sense

And that’s all I’m going to say…

Heresy grows from idleness.

by Corax --Nevermore-- on Oct 28, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

touche

Watching the Seahawks is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings

by DKrottenhawk on Oct 29, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions

according to Madden...

Hawks 14-6. Lynch is my pick with 87yds and a TD.
Incidentally, this game also saw Hawthorne jumping a short route for a pick, and Kam knocking AJ Green silly.

So all that too.

by TrynZushi on Oct 28, 2011 9:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions