Morning Games Open Thread
by Benne on Nov 20, 2011 9:45 AM PST
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CAR@DET
OAK@MIN
DAL@WAS
BUF@MIA
JAC@CLE
CIN@BAL
TB@GB
The Ravens really don't want to win the AFC North, do they?
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Baltimore returners really don't like to hold onto the ball.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
It's Sunday morning and I ain't got shit to do
No work, no gym, no errands: just Bailey’s in my coffee, the meat end of a full English and FOOTBALL!
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Nov 20, 2011 10:12 AM PST reply actions
Bangers, blood sausage, bacon, egg (no tomato or mushrooms)
If my heart doesn’t make it through the Seahawks game, please scream at the TV unintelligibly in my stead.
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Nov 20, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
My fantasy week depends on
the Raiders, and the Browns. Makes me feel dirty.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
Looks like the Ravens D
is still shell shocked from Beast Mode.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
The best thing about watching a Vikings game...
Is when the announcer says, “That’s a Viking touchdown!”
And I hear, “That’s a fucking touchdown!”
That's what I thought went Moore went off in 2009
but then Carolina went out and drafted Clausen one year and Newton the next.
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Nov 20, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Nice
The week I finally start Rivers, Norv decides he wants to emphasize the run.
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Nov 20, 2011 10:51 AM PST reply actions
I'll be lucky to crack 50 points at this rate.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
"One cheek equals two feet"
Nice one, Announcer Guy.
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Nov 20, 2011 11:04 AM PST reply actions
You guys remember like 4 weeks ago when the Lions and Bills were really good?
and the Panthers and Dolphins where really bad?
Football is Weird.
The Panthers were never really bad.
We just saw some regression really, records are starting to reflect talent level.
Curry with a nice late dive over the pile
ala Brian Russell.
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Nov 20, 2011 11:11 AM PST reply actions
They can shit the bed properly.
Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. - Al Swearengen
Here's that Blount TD run:
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Nov 20, 2011 11:22 AM PST reply actions
Good run
but not even close to Marshawns.
Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. - Al Swearengen
Dalton gets bailed out by Green all the time
He can’t be throwing all those jump balls without his #1 WR.
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Nov 20, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
Matt Moore's stat line so far
11/14 (78.6%)
148 yards (10.6 YPA)
1 sack
3 TDs
0 Ints
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Nov 20, 2011 11:33 AM PST reply actions
Good..good
Make them believe in you Matty Moore
Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. - Al Swearengen
Matthias Moore
Mattelius Moore
Mattentius Moore
Mattastic Moore
Mattozarro Moore
…We could keep going….
Heresy grows from idleness.
by Corax --Nevermore-- on Nov 20, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
WE'RE SO BITTER
Even when they’re burning in Lava they’ll yell
I HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHATE YOU
Heresy grows from idleness.
by Corax --Nevermore-- on Nov 20, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Bigby's out:
#Seahawks inactives QB Josh Portis, WR Deon Butler, T Jarriel King, T James Carpenter, DT Anthony Hargrove, CB Ron Parker, S Atari Bigby
https://twitter.com/brian_mcintyre/status/138340342146666497
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Nov 20, 2011 11:38 AM PST reply actions
Rams inactives:
#Rams inactives: RB Carnell Williams, WR Danario Alexander, T Jason Smith, DT Darell Scott, LB Justin Cole, LB Ben Leber, CB Nate Ness
https://twitter.com/brian_mcintyre/status/138339829783072768
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Nov 20, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
Why didn't they IR Carpenter I wonder?
Don't be an idiot. If an idiot would do that, then don't do it. Muahahahaaha back on twitter
What the hell is going on in the NFL this year?
It’s Bizarre. The only 2 reliable teams are the Packers and Colts, and they’re polar opposites.
Well the good news for the "trade-up" camp is
Redskins are winning, Dolphins are winning, and Carolina and the Vikings could easily lose.
Surprised the ref didn't recover that ball at the bottom of the pile.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
damn he got buried
haha he was right on top of the ball
Heresy grows from idleness.
by Corax --Nevermore-- on Nov 20, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
he almost got the recovery though
I want yo see a ref strip sack and get a td. Don’t let me down Hackili
The Department of Redundancy Department is hiring, maybe I should apply myself.
by SGT Lenny on Nov 20, 2011 12:48 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I'm not sure rooting for teams to win or lose really matters at this point.
The Seahawks have a pretty easy schedule, it’s going to be hard for them to get a QB to slide to where ever they end up picking. They’re going to have to trade.
even one spot higher can make a trade or pick easier
for example, if Miami or the Redskins finish with better records, it helps a lot. I never root for the Seahawks to win, but I have no problem rooting for other QB needing teams to win
by B.B.Finnegan on Nov 20, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
There may be something wrong with that last sentence
Heresy grows from idleness.
by Corax --Nevermore-- on Nov 20, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Haha, woops, I mean I never root for them to lose, obviously
by B.B.Finnegan on Nov 20, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
MOAR
Heresy grows from idleness.
by Corax --Nevermore-- on Nov 20, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
we'll get a better idea how easy it is this afternoon.
So far we’ve only won one “easy game”, that was at home and because the Cardinals kicker shit the bed.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
Well Charlie helped with the Browns game.
The Hawks have 5 games against teams with three or less wins, and three of them are at home. They don’t have to be any good to fall ass backwards into wins over the last half.
That's the zillionth time that phrase has been used this thread
interesting.
Heresy grows from idleness.
by Corax --Nevermore-- on Nov 20, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Starting to think we should have drafted the Ginger kid.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
That was the craziest bumbling of the ball into the end zone
for a TD catch I’ve ever seen.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
BROWNS WIN
Can’t believe I’m that excited to say that.
"There's an old saying - revenge is a dish best served immediately."
Ford Field is pitch black. You are likely to be beaten by a Pettigrew
Stats are not a euphemism for tits.
I think Rodgers forgot Jennings is on his team.
Damn you Rodgers!!
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