Post Your Hawk: Week 9

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Nov 4, 2011 3:08 PM PDT

Seattle Seahawks (2-5) vs. Dallas Cowboys (3-4)

Seattle Injuries: Alan Branch DT (Knee/Hip, LP Wed., DNP Thurs.); Kam Chancellor S (Knee, LP Wed., FP Thurs.); Leroy Hill LB (Knee, DNP Wed., FP Thurs.); Tarvaris Jackson QB (Pectoral, FP Wed., LP Thurs.); Cameron Morrah TE (Toe/Knee, DNP Wed., DNP Thurs.); Sidney Rice WR (Foot, DNP Thurs.); Mike Williams WR (Hamstring, LP Wed., LP Thurs.)

Dallas Injuries: Mike Jenkins CB (Hamstring, DNP Wed., DNP Thurs.); Felix Jones RB (Ankle, DNP Wed., DNP Thurs.); Kyle Kosier OG (Foot, DNP Wed., LP Thurs.); Sean Lee LB (Wrist, DNP Wed., DNP Thurs.); Mat McBriar P (Foot, LP Wed., LP Thurs.); Tony Romo QB (Ribs, FP Wed., FP Thurs.)

The injury situation is a little more dire than I thought. Branch's injury is news to me, Tarvaris Jackson being downgraded from full participation to limited participation during the week is discouraging, and Cameron Morrah being hurt means more Anthony "Stone Hands" McCoy on the field. And, what the hell Sidney Rice? Now you have a foot injury? Yikes, this is going to be a stompling (stomple = stomp + trample).

Ugh. I guess my Hawk this week is Earl Thomas. Romo is mistake prone, and Thomas forces mistakes. I think he ends up with two picks, and several key tackles. However, the injuries start piling up, Whitehurst sniffs the field for a while, and DeMarcus Ware fucks the shit out of our offensive line. Dallas rolls, 34-7.

Here's the link to the point prediction spreadsheet: Link.

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Washington

150 all purpose yards 0TDS.
Hawks play awesome and give us hope again
Hawks 27 Dallas 17

by bonecruncher on Nov 4, 2011 9:24 AM PDT reply actions

Doug Baldwin is good at football

And is my hawk of the week for Sunday’s game. He’ll have 6 catches for 94 yards and a TD.

Hawks win 24 – 21.

by HititHere on Nov 4, 2011 10:05 AM PDT reply actions

Not looking forward to this...

Hawthorne gets 15 tackles as they run all over us in garbage time and a few big hits…

Dallas 27 – Seattle 9

by mlathrop3 on Nov 4, 2011 11:55 AM PDT reply actions

Dallas 27 Sea 13

I’m saying Romo has 2 TD (14pts) … another ran in by Murray (21pts) and we stop them from reaching the endzone two other times for 2 FG (27)

Seattle gets a TD from Obomanu and 2 FG

our Player… I’m going to have to say no one on defense does anything particularly stellar besides an Earl Thomas INT…. so it will goto Obomanu for his TD to go with his 7 catches for 96 yards

I Bleed Blue and Green

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by DSAhawker on Nov 4, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions

Dallas 24-16

Zach Miller 65yds and a TD

by TrynZushi on Nov 4, 2011 3:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

Kam Chancellor

3 WWE tackles

by DetectiveM on Nov 4, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions

Sidney Rice, 6 catches 90 yards. a TD

cowboys win 30-17

by SpankySpanks12 on Nov 4, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions

Chancellor gets a big hit and a pick, with solid coverage throughout the game, 5 tackles

Cowboys prevail though, 27- 17

by Ben Knibbe on Nov 4, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions

In other words

Just another game.

by Fumanchuchu on Nov 4, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Big Red Bryant with a pair of sacks and a deflection or two.

Cowboys 24-17

"You SUCK, Keary Colbert! You should be selling insurance. INSURANCE, Keary!
-Random drunk Hawks fan in Miami after watching Keary Colbert drop another wide-open pass.

It's Great To Be a Florida Gator!

by Wayward Llama on Nov 4, 2011 4:06 PM PDT reply actions

DB Fresh with a nice game. 9 catches for 107 yards, and TD.

Cowboys still win 28-17 though.

by jeffprice101 on Nov 4, 2011 4:15 PM PDT reply actions

Raheem Brock with the strip-sack on Romo and a TFL

Jackson brings this offense back from putrid to acceptable, hawks win 24-10

Stats are not a euphemism for tits.

by Trenchtown on Nov 4, 2011 4:24 PM PDT reply actions

TJack

150 yds rushing
300 yds passing
130 yds kick and punt ret
3 pass tds
5 rush tds
plus iron pectoral

Heresy grows from idleness.

by Corax --Nevermore-- on Nov 4, 2011 4:24 PM PDT reply actions

Doug Baldwin

5 catches 77 yards 1 TD
Dallas 31 Seahawks 17 (another 40mins on the field for the defenders)

by Brunanburh on Nov 4, 2011 4:32 PM PDT reply actions

Pete Carroll

After a sloppy game and a week of being questioned Pete rolls out a solid game plan, he coaches aggressively but not foolishly and the team plays disciplined and they pull off an upset in Dallas.

Seattle 24, Dallas 21.

by Nate Dogg on Nov 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

Nice!

by bonecruncher on Nov 4, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Sherman

The man’s got balls. And could be a legitimate cocksure in-your-face sonofabitch. A clutch of tackles because Dallas can’t run it, and an interception because Romo must find that stadium pretty oppressive when a 2-5 team roll in and won’t lie down.

by JohnnyLondon on Nov 4, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions

Sidney Rice

8 catches 99 yards and a TD. Hawks lose 27-10

by galvinx10 on Nov 4, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions

Lynch

110 yards 2 TD’s. Hawks win 20-17

by grips on Nov 4, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions

Russell Okung and James carpenter

hold Demarcus Ware without a sack.

Dallas 27, Seahawks 16

Eternal Seahawk Optimist since 1976

by TrueHawkForLife on Nov 4, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions

Jackson

21 for 34, 362 yards, 2 TD’s

Dallas 35, Seattle 27

by oilersfan33 on Nov 4, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions

Lynch

77 tough rushing yards and 2 scores.

Hawks win 27-14.

by Jason X USN on Nov 4, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

Zach Miller for his key blocks.

Freeing Lynch for Beefquake 2.0 back home and giving Jackson all day to complete 74% of his passes for 370 yards and 4 TDs. Red and Clemons collapse the pocket so hard and often for Me! Bane!! that Romo is sacked 5 times and throws 3 interceptions (Sherman, KamBam, Bad Bones), fumbling once for good measure (recovered by The Heater). Leon gains 212 all purpose yards as Dallas keeps punting when they’re not busy turning the ball over.

Hawks 38, Cowdouches 3

by bleedshawkblue on Nov 4, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

Cock Sure finishes a stellar 1 INT, 3 PD, 3 tackles, 1 fumble recovery effort with an MVP performance in the press room

saying “This Bryant is even more overrated than that guy last week, if you can be more overrated than the most overrated guy in the league. Maybe I’ll have to revise my prior hypothesis, as the overratedness of Mr. Bryant is indubitably quantitatively and qualitatively greater than the overratedness of Mr. Green.”

Cowboys 23, Hawks 12

Smashmouth is the new sexy!

by pqlqi on Nov 4, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Cock sure?

I am unfamiliar with this nickname.

Heresy grows from idleness.

by Corax --Nevermore-- on Nov 4, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Sherman

Uncomical

by Bruto56 on Nov 4, 2011 10:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

Can we please kill this nickname once for and all

It is the worst.

by DetectiveM on Nov 4, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Maybe he should change his name from Richard

But yeah the nickname is weak, and not indicative of his game.

Maybe 64% sure.

The Department of Redundancy Department is hiring, maybe I should apply myself.

by SGT Lenny on Nov 5, 2011 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions

Richard = Lionheart

Or maybe he can be the Shermanator.

70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.

by hazbro24 on Nov 5, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions

The football has been targeted for Shermination?

He is a sophisticated robot sent back in time to change the future for quarterbacks?

The Department of Redundancy Department is hiring, maybe I should apply myself.

by SGT Lenny on Nov 5, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions

T Jack

280 passing yards, no pick’s, 2 td’s, and a scramble for 1 more score. Hawks show up big against an over-hyped Dallas team and win 30-24

Some people lead a lifestyle strikingly different than your own,

by Icyhawk on Nov 4, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

Kam

One INT, 7 tackles.

Cowboys 41 Seahawks 20. Three Cowboys TDs are on defense or ST.

I respect your opinion even though it's wrong.

by SSreporters on Nov 4, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

Earl Thomas with an INT and a sack plus 8 tackles.

Never underestimate the ineptness of this offense Dallas – 28, Hawks – 10

I am convinced that Seattle sports teams exist to make me hate Seattle sports teams.

by the other side on Nov 4, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

TJax

He has 345 yards and 4 TDs and the Hawks are ahead 56-3 at the end of the 3rd quarter.

Unfortunately, I can’t tell you how it ends because that is the point where I wake up.

by Gihyou on Nov 4, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions

Then what was the score at the end of the third quarter?

Heresy grows from idleness.

by Corax --Nevermore-- on Nov 4, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Okay

ignore stupidity of this level

Heresy grows from idleness.

by Corax --Nevermore-- on Nov 4, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Sidney Rice

7 Rec 114 yds 2 tds

seahawks win 24-20

by Bruiser89171 on Nov 5, 2011 12:06 AM PDT reply actions

Cowboys win 24-16

But it’s gonna be Miller who owns the day. Several key blocks on D. Ware and 4 catches for 68 yards and a TD?

Eternally looking forward to someone making a Seahawks song based off of Lil' Jon's "Shots" song named "Hawks!"

by Bobby Cink on Nov 5, 2011 12:11 AM PDT reply actions

It's gotten so bad that

we’re picking guys to throw a few blocks in the game. Seriously.

You’re probably right.

70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.

by hazbro24 on Nov 5, 2011 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions

Hawks 24-21 overcoming a 21-3 deficit in the fourth quarter as Tony Romo completes

three straight passes to Brandon Browner. Who has 9 tackles, knocks Dez Bryant out of the game, the three picks and 2 tds including the clincher, his second of the season.

"If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep in."

by kelly20210 on Nov 5, 2011 1:54 AM PDT reply actions

COwboys 31-10

Doug Baldwin out of nowhere with 7 catches 76 yards 1 TD

Don't be an idiot. If an idiot would do that, then don't do it. Muahahahaaha back on twitter

by RagingAlot on Nov 5, 2011 5:48 AM PDT reply actions

BMW

7 receptions for 117 yards and 2 touchdowns.

Seahawks win, 27-13

by grinch11 on Nov 5, 2011 5:56 AM PDT reply actions

I'll take the Heater

in a Texas homecoming. He’ll be jacked up and I expect him to blow a few guys up.

Cowboys 17 – 13

70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.

by hazbro24 on Nov 5, 2011 7:38 AM PDT reply actions

Lynch

120 yards
DAL 42
SEA 13

by rwil on Nov 5, 2011 12:54 PM PDT reply actions

Cowboys 36-0

Hawthorne
7 Tackles, 1 for a loss
1 forced fumble

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2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.

by .Bonzo on Nov 5, 2011 5:51 PM PDT reply actions