Post Your Hawk: Week 14

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 9, 2011 9:49 AM PST

Well, shoot. I thought I was going to have more time this week to get caught up on the Post Your Hawk series, but I don't. Just like John Matrix, I lied.

That being said, I'm pretty excited for this week. Hell, I'm excited any time we play the Rams because I hate their guts. Even if the game is boring (hello, 24-7 victory a few weeks ago...) I still get a big thrill out of stomping the Rams. And, boy do I think we're going to stomp the Rams this week. My Hawk is Ben Obomanu. He seems to really be stepping up in the absence of Sidney Rice. I think he grabs six passes for 90 yards and a touchie. He also goes berzonkers (another one of my made-up words: berzerk + bonkers) on a punt returner with a huge tackle. Hawks win 24-6.

I really do hope to be caught up on the spreadsheet next week. Thanks for your continued patience.

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Seattle doesn't play down to their opponent this week

Like it seems we have the tendency to do. We play up to higher opponents, Ravens, Giants, Eagles….the come the lowly Browns or Washington and we piss it away.

Not this week.

Lynch has a big day, not being held to 3ypc and sub 100 like our last meeting and TJack is able to play it mostly safe. We ride our Beast to a 27-9 win.

Lynch is the go-to guy and puts up 2TDs on 122 yards rushing over the course of 28 carries.

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by DSAhawker on Dec 9, 2011 8:48 AM PST reply actions

Beast Mode

300 yds rushing
421 yds passing
4 int, 2 int ret td
6 FG
7 TDs
Hawks win, Over 9000 to zero.

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by Corax --Nevermore-- on Dec 9, 2011 9:52 AM PST reply actions 1 recs

Lynch was the #1 rated CB in the country in HS

true story…

I think he had like 20 int in a season or something ridiculous like that

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by DSAhawker on Dec 9, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions

I can't find anything to back up wiki on that.

Rivals has him listed as a running back, second in the country behind AP. It looks like he played some DB his senior year, but no other site mentions him having 20 picks. His cousin Virdell Larkins was a really highly recruited DB, I wonder if that’s where the myth started.

by Nate Dogg on Dec 9, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions

Well now we should make a Lynch model out of ballistics gel and fire footballs at it to see if this is plausible.

I am convinced that Seattle sports teams exist to make me hate Seattle sports teams.

by the other side on Dec 9, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions

That was a momentary lapse in judgement

I always take Wiki with a metric ton of salt and don’t use that as my fact foundation…. but for whatever reason I had that in my memory bank and referenced a weak wiki statement

I am ashamed of myself

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by DSAhawker on Dec 9, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions

You should just go edit the wiki page to make it true.

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by hazbro24 on Dec 10, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions

I just realized that the 13-10 victory was against the Cardinals.

I’m a dummy. A stupid doo-doo head.

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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 9, 2011 9:57 AM PST reply actions

Fixed it!

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by Danny Kelly on Dec 9, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions

Thanks!

Even though it was 24-7, it was still a somewhat boring game.

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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 9, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions

Tate

100+yds with a TD
Clemons 3sacks

Hawks38 Rams 14

by bonecruncher on Dec 9, 2011 10:09 AM PST reply actions

T-Jack

20-28, 210 yds passing, 2 TD’s and no picks.

Hawks win 31-10.

by Jason X USN on Dec 9, 2011 11:14 AM PST reply actions

Brandon Browner

4 tackles, 2 passes defended, 1 interception, 1 fumble recovery
Seattle wins 27-10

by Brunanburh on Dec 9, 2011 11:43 AM PST reply actions

Earl Thomas

1 Tackle For Loss, 6 Total Tackles, 1 INT

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by .Bonzo on Dec 9, 2011 12:08 PM PST reply actions

Seahawks win, 17-14

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by .Bonzo on Dec 9, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions

If we win 17-14, I'll put my gun to my head and think very, very seriously about pulling the trigger.

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by Nick Andron on Dec 9, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions

Tarvaris Effin Jackson

The extra rest helps him AND we start using the TE a little more.

34-9 HAWKS

by mlathrop3 on Dec 9, 2011 1:05 PM PST reply actions

Also, the John Matrix reference is epic

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by Corax --Nevermore-- on Dec 9, 2011 1:05 PM PST reply actions

"What'd you do with the him?"

Smile
“I let him go”

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by Corax --Nevermore-- on Dec 9, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions

KJ Wright.

2 picks.

Seahawks win, 28-0

by grinch11 on Dec 9, 2011 1:49 PM PST reply actions

Clemons 2 Sacks 1 FF

Hawks 31-0

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by RagingAlot on Dec 9, 2011 2:19 PM PST reply actions

Heater

second consecutive week with a interception return for a touchdown.

Seahawks repeat with a 24 – 7 victory.

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by TrueHawkForLife on Dec 9, 2011 3:16 PM PST reply actions

The Chancellor has ruled against the Rams passing game with 2 INTs, 4 passes defensed, and a sack.

Seahawks win 31-9

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by the other side on Dec 9, 2011 4:01 PM PST reply actions

Raheem Brock

Drunkenly stumbles towards 1.5 sacks and a FF.

Seahawks 24 Rams 10 in a game that is stupidly close until the 4th.

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by SSreporters on Dec 9, 2011 4:47 PM PST reply actions

Hawks win 30-6

Clemons has 3.5 sacks, a FF and a Fumble Recovery.

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by Bobby Cink on Dec 9, 2011 7:46 PM PST reply actions

Brandon Browner

2 INT’s and 3 tackles.

Seahawks win 31-10.

by oilersfan33 on Dec 9, 2011 7:56 PM PST reply actions

Lynch is a given...

Anything less than 100, 2 TDs will be a letdown. Or perhaps the absence of Okung.

My Hawk is TJack… spreads the ball evenly all night to free up Lynch for the stats above. 200 rocket yds, 1 TD, no miscues. Baldwin with the assist, two big 3rd down conversions.

Hawks 27-6.

by TrynZushi on Dec 9, 2011 9:49 PM PST via mobile reply actions 1 recs

Sherman

1 pick and complete domination of the receiver he defends allowing 0 catches and defending 2 passes. Beast goes for 140+. Hawks win 30-17.

by Seahawk_Superbowl on Dec 9, 2011 11:22 PM PST reply actions

Jon Ryan

1 × 85 yd punt pinning the Rams on their 2 in. Line
2-2 Pass Comp. (Fake Punts)
1 Passing TD (G. Tate)
1 x Air Guitar Solo @ Halftime

Make It Matter

by Seahawk Junky on Dec 10, 2011 4:02 AM PST reply actions

Hawks win a very classy and rocktopious win 40-7

Make It Matter

by Seahawk Junky on Dec 10, 2011 4:03 AM PST up reply actions

I'm just going with the whole secondary.

Seahawks take an early lead that forces the rams to pass, so 3 picks spread around.

Hawks win a squeaker 28-3.

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by hazbro24 on Dec 10, 2011 8:16 AM PST reply actions

im surprised we haven't been resigning players

didn’t we do that this time last year?

by genax on Dec 10, 2011 11:26 AM PST reply actions

Lemuel Jeanpierre in a dominating performance.

Hawks 20-7

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by Wayward Llama on Dec 10, 2011 12:53 PM PST reply actions

If the Hawks win, Paul McQugly is the undisputed MVP

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by pqlqi on Dec 10, 2011 1:32 PM PST reply actions

Marshawn Lynch

27 carries for 218 yards, 2 TDs. 3 catches for 35 yards.

Seahawks 34 Rams 12

by BYDCommando on Dec 10, 2011 4:01 PM PST reply actions

Hawks 27-10

Doug-B Fresh is my Hawk — T-Jack leans on him in Sid the Kid’s absence to the tune of 6 catches for 117 and a touch

by hookemdevils22 on Dec 12, 2011 9:15 AM PST reply actions

ME! BANE!

6 tackles, 1 sack, 1 FF. Defense as a whole keeps Stephen Jackson <70 yards rushing and 3 YPC and generates 3 takeaways.

Seahawks win 27-10.

by SmartAssCoug on Dec 12, 2011 12:15 PM PST reply actions

Beast mode rumblin over Laurinitis and defensive shutout

29 carries
206 yards
3 TD’s (2 rushing, 1 receiving from a T-Jack screen pass)
Seahawks 35Rams 0

and T-Jack as a game manager
12/15 completions
180 yards
3 TD’s (Marshawn, Baldwin and Tate)

by RunMarshawnRun on Dec 12, 2011 2:10 PM PST reply actions

Seattle Seahawks win 27-13

UGLY grinder, but Seattle wins the field Position battle and controlls the line even without Okung. Bid Red Bryant clogs the line on the other side of the ball and Seattle forces the Rams to try and throw. If not for more physical defensive holding and pass interference penalties the rams can’t move the ball at all

Bryant
3 pass deflections
4 tackles and another blocked kick for good measure. Steven Jackson doesn’t even rush for 60 yards.

by brockled on Dec 12, 2011 2:35 PM PST reply actions